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Title: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on January 27, 2008, 09:17:56 AM
 :o :o :o

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Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: Mars on January 27, 2008, 09:19:19 AM
Sad he passed away, great potential on that guy.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: mass 04 on January 27, 2008, 09:20:56 AM
Sad he passed away, great potential on that guy.
P.I.P.
was that Eric Frankenhouserhoffer?
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 27, 2008, 09:22:04 AM
epic morphing.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: Mars on January 27, 2008, 09:23:21 AM
P.I.P.
was that Eric Frankenhouserhoffer?

Joe Satriani.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on January 27, 2008, 09:24:55 AM
1. He is alive and well.

2. Squad, those are not morphed. Check the link. I got them from the MD site!
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: beatmaster on January 27, 2008, 09:26:43 AM

suspicious
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 27, 2008, 09:26:58 AM
1. He is alive and well.

2. Squad, those are not morphed. Check the link. I got them from the MD site!
::) hahaha, oh ok, you got them from the MD site so they must be real. ;D
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: mass 04 on January 27, 2008, 09:28:43 AM
::) hahaha, oh ok, you got them from the MD site so they must be real. ;D
I believe it MD only employs the finest most upstanding members of society. They have a strict hiring process.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: SquatAss on January 27, 2008, 09:29:48 AM
Not suspicious, not morphed, the guy has had those calves since his teens.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: PhoenixBuff on January 27, 2008, 09:30:14 AM
::) hahaha, oh ok, you got them from the MD site so they must be real. ;D

LOL!
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: CalvinH on January 27, 2008, 09:30:38 AM
I believe it MD only employs the finest most upstanding members of society. They have a strict hiring process.



True,if your not a criminal or a habitual liar you cant work for md.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 27, 2008, 09:34:20 AM
yeah i mean Blechman has NEVER been known to "enhance" his cover shots for MD, shit everyone knows that Lee Preist and David Henry have 25 inch arms and only 19 inch waists like they appeared on one cover. ::)
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: mass 04 on January 27, 2008, 09:37:53 AM
I'd listen to this beast
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 27, 2008, 09:40:47 AM
I'd listen to this beast
are you inferring that if inhaling penis was cactus, Blechman would be Arizona, Mass?
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: beatmaster on January 27, 2008, 09:43:39 AM
I'd listen to this beast

thats not a beast, it's a smurf
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: m8 on January 27, 2008, 09:47:05 AM
Elephantisis?
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: mass 04 on January 27, 2008, 09:48:38 AM
are you inferring that if inhaling penis was cactus, Blechman would be Arizona, Mass?
is charming the trouser snake was like being a future Super Bowl champ, Steve would be the New England Patriots.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: Big_Tymer on January 27, 2008, 09:51:08 AM
Joe Satriani.

yngwie malmsteen
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: m8 on January 27, 2008, 09:52:53 AM
yngwie malmsteen

Ron Jarzombek
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: Big_Tymer on January 27, 2008, 09:54:07 AM
Ron Jarzombek

that dude is a fraud.  ever seen him record in the studio?  plays w/ a capo on so if he fucks up you cant hear it
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 27, 2008, 09:56:50 AM
are you inferring that if inhaling penis was cactus, Blechman would be Arizona, Mass?


which one is Blechman?

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Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: NeoSeminole on January 27, 2008, 10:09:17 AM
(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h29/NeoSeminole/Calves/EricFankhouser1.jpg)

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h29/NeoSeminole/Calves/EricFankhouser8.jpg)

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h29/NeoSeminole/Calves/EricFankhouser6.jpg)

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h29/NeoSeminole/Calves/EricFankhouser14.jpg)
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on January 27, 2008, 10:10:05 AM
Fankhouser's calves are just unbelievable!
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: siouxcountry on January 27, 2008, 10:10:13 AM
Frank is a cool guy, and those calves are real.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: JasonH on January 27, 2008, 10:26:12 AM
Fankhouser's calves are just unbelievable!

Yep, it almost makes me want to quit getting under the calf raise machine forever.  :-\
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: m8 on January 27, 2008, 10:26:35 AM
Yep, it almost makes me want to quit getting under the calf raise machine forever.  :-\

you either got them or you just don't
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: Mars on January 27, 2008, 10:27:34 AM
you either got them or you just don't

very true, mine are horrible so i dont even bother to train them anymore.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: m8 on January 27, 2008, 10:28:44 AM
very true, mine are horrible so i dont even bother to train them anymore.

they're not that small, Mars.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: Mars on January 27, 2008, 10:29:33 AM
my sister has bigger calves.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: JasonH on January 27, 2008, 10:31:56 AM
my sister has bigger calves.

When I lost weight my wife had naturally bigger calves than me - it's all genetic - her dad has never lifted weights in his life and his are probably about 19in.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: slaveboy1980 on January 27, 2008, 10:40:08 AM
those are a gift from a schmoe from east larville, called mike babachar.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on January 27, 2008, 10:46:29 AM
those are a gift from a schmoe from east larville, called mike babachar.

Huh?
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: slaveboy1980 on January 27, 2008, 10:47:37 AM
Huh?

plastic surgeon who charges in cock and ass.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: calmus on January 27, 2008, 10:49:23 AM
:o :o :o

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Christ, you're a giant fag.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on January 27, 2008, 10:54:11 AM
plastic surgeon who charges in cock and ass.

You mean they are implants?

Never heard of calf implants before. Perhaps Johnny Jackson should consider getting them?!
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: YoungBlood on January 27, 2008, 10:54:32 AM
that dude is a fraud.  ever seen him record in the studio?  plays w/ a capo on so if he fucks up you cant hear it

Are you actually trying to say that a capo will hide mistakes?!?!?!

Hahahahaha, that's such an idiotic statement if I've ever heard one!

Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: spinnis on January 27, 2008, 10:57:06 AM
epic morphing.

Nope :)
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: tleilaxutank on January 27, 2008, 11:02:19 AM
gorgeous cankles
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: Gym dude on January 27, 2008, 11:27:25 AM
Those calves are huge.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: no one on January 27, 2008, 11:46:12 AM
are you inferring that if inhaling penis was cactus, Blechman would be Arizona, Mass?

no, but you'd have more spines sticking out of you than a procupine.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: derekanthony on January 27, 2008, 11:58:06 AM
:o :o :o

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and you call me a homo? your infatuated with young boybuilders. jeff long,trey brewer , erk f???? your a homo


your 5 foot 5 with no build and you worship young bodybuilders cause you prob got picked on when you were younger !

come up to me the arnold you short stump i want to meet you and we shall see how fucking tough you are  ;D

and stop instant messaging me on yahoo you fuckng stalker !!!

Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on January 27, 2008, 12:00:54 PM
Hi Derek

I'm not messaging you on yahoo, don't know where that came from ::)

Oh, and you're a retard :)
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: derekanthony on January 27, 2008, 12:03:53 PM
Hi Derek

I'm not messaging you on yahoo, don't know where that came from ::)

Oh, and you're a retard :)

how did you know it was yahoo and not aol or msn you fucking freak i have all three and you message me on yahoo.

thats scary
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on January 27, 2008, 12:05:27 PM
You said Yahoo in your post above you turd-brained retard ::)

and you call me a homo? your infatuated with young boybuilders. jeff long,trey brewer , erk f???? your a homo


your 5 foot 5 with no build and you worship young bodybuilders cause you prob got picked on when you were younger !

come up to me the arnold you short stump i want to meet you and we shall see how fucking tough you are  ;D

and stop instant messaging me on yahoo you fuckng stalker !!!


Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: Disgusted on January 27, 2008, 12:15:59 PM
They are real calves, not morphed and he lives bout 10 miles from me so I know to be true. Plus he's a good guy with zero ego.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: dov on January 27, 2008, 12:19:44 PM
Frank is a cool guy, and those calves are real.
Are his teeth really that bad in person?
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: beatmaster on January 27, 2008, 12:25:19 PM
You said Yahoo in your post above you turd-brained retard ::)


lmao...... good one
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: Rudee on January 27, 2008, 01:10:30 PM
A black bodybuilders wet dream
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: JohnnyVegas on January 27, 2008, 01:14:51 PM
and you call me a homo? your infatuated with young boybuilders. jeff long,trey brewer , erk f???? your a homo


your 5 foot 5 with no build and you worship young bodybuilders cause you prob got picked on when you were younger !

come up to me the arnold you short stump i want to meet you and we shall see how fucking tough you are  ;D

and stop instant messaging me on yahoo you fuckng stalker !!!



Hey Derek, are you still claiming that you have no synthol in your arms????  ::)
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on January 27, 2008, 01:20:51 PM
Hey Derek, are you still claiming that you have no synthol in your arms????  ::)

Have you SEEN this cum-guzzler's arms lately? Completely shrunk,deformed, and deflated, he syntholed and site-injected the living shytt out of them!!!

Now he makes his living by using his ankles as earplugs while his viagra-driven "clients" ride him like a fat girl on a little pony...

 
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: JohnnyVegas on January 27, 2008, 01:24:58 PM
They are real calves, not morphed and he lives bout 10 miles from me so I know to be true. Plus he's a good guy with zero ego.

Where do you guys live??? He looks pretty pale in these pics, huge, but pale, lack of so cal sunshine.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: io857 on January 27, 2008, 01:39:32 PM
Its sad that he is gone.
RIP
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: SquatAss on January 27, 2008, 02:21:06 PM
Its sad that he is gone.
RIP

What's really sad is that you chuckled when you wrote this.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: webcake on January 27, 2008, 02:27:01 PM
His calves are too big. Totally over power his quads and upper body. The only reason why he gets attention is that most people lack calves, yet this guy has gigantic ones.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 27, 2008, 02:29:03 PM
His calves are too big. Totally over power his quads and upper body. The only reason why he gets attention is that most people lack calves, yet this guy has gigantic ones.
plus they don't look right, they look like the typical fat 400 pound grandma's calves, he should leave them alone for a couple of years and blast away at his quads, hams and upper body.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: webcake on January 27, 2008, 02:38:56 PM
plus they don't look right, they look like the typical fat 400 pound grandma's calves, he should leave them alone for a couple of years and blast away at his quads, hams and upper body.

Yeah in the off season they look like shit. His lower body is good, but his upper body is not at a pro level. He only got his pro card for his calves. People just don't realise that it is entirely possible to have over developed calves.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: hifrommike on January 27, 2008, 02:40:18 PM
More calves. The illustration is by Frank Frazetta, famous for his drawings of inhumanly big calves.  
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 27, 2008, 02:40:56 PM
Yeah in the off season they look like shit. His lower body is good, but his upper body is not at a pro level. He only got his pro card for his calves. People just don't realise that it is entirely possible to have over developed calves.
yep, even in the shot where he's in contest shape his calves still look 4 inches bigger than his arms, that's just stupid, he REALLY needs to bring those arms and chest up.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: Sharma on January 27, 2008, 03:36:13 PM
the pictures are photoshopped. on the second picture look at his right quad. you guys are so fucking dumb.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: m8 on January 27, 2008, 03:40:13 PM
the pictures are photoshopped. on the second picture look at his right quad. you guys are so fucking dumb.

no
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: Sharma on January 27, 2008, 03:52:26 PM
no
yes.

(http://www.musculardevelopment.com/photos/transferred/QW5Q7268_GCJBEXWMFA.jpg)

HaHa look at the outline of his right quadricep. It is badly morphed. This is not even a good morph.

The calves look like implants, like Arnold's.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: no one on January 27, 2008, 04:00:20 PM
yep, even in the shot where he's in contest shape his calves still look 4 inches bigger than his arms, that's just stupid, he REALLY needs to bring those arms and chest up.

i'm sure you are one to someone how to REALLY develop their body.

idiot.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: webcake on January 27, 2008, 04:20:54 PM
the pictures are photoshopped. on the second picture look at his right quad. you guys are so fucking dumb.

The pictures are not shopped. Just go to MD, they are obsessed with this guy. I believe they are around 23 inches or so, in contest shape. Ridicolously huge, but way out of proportion. Needs to bring his upper body way up. He will never be a threat in the IFBB.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: m8 on January 27, 2008, 04:22:35 PM
yes.

(http://www.musculardevelopment.com/photos/transferred/QW5Q7268_GCJBEXWMFA.jpg)

HaHa look at the outline of his right quadricep. It is badly morphed. This is not even a good morph.

The calves look like implants, like Arnold's.

Right click and display it in full-size.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 27, 2008, 04:43:33 PM
no
yes.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: 20inch calves on January 27, 2008, 04:49:47 PM
i have seen him in person a few times and his calves ARE really that big. when he walks around people stop just to look at his calves.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: Disgusted on January 27, 2008, 05:46:20 PM
Where do you guys live??? He looks pretty pale in these pics, huge, but pale, lack of so cal sunshine.

I live in a house and would imagine he does too.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: dzulboy on January 27, 2008, 06:07:04 PM
epic morphing.

not morphed and not dead
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: bigdumbbell on January 27, 2008, 06:20:28 PM
feet look weird too and ankles
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: Get Rowdy on January 27, 2008, 10:33:59 PM
Rumour has it that when he was a youngen of about 8 or 9 he had black-man calves, so his father took him to a farm where they found a dead, bloated cow.  The cow had been in its second month of pregnancy.  Legends say that if you stab a dead cow and harvest the gas that is bloating it, and remove the baby cow fetus you can make an elixir that will bestow the drinker with calves of elephantine proportions.  The exact recipe for this concoction has been lost over time, but as you can see Fankhouser's calves are now at such a size that they dwarf his entire body.  Be careful what you wish for...
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: SquatAss on January 27, 2008, 11:16:04 PM
yes.

no
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: JohnnyVegas on January 27, 2008, 11:18:36 PM
I live in a house and would imagine he does too.

I asked WHERE, not IN, do you understand English????
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: Disgusted on January 27, 2008, 11:25:36 PM
I asked WHERE, not IN, do you understand English????

No capire gli inglesi, spiacente
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: JohnnyVegas on January 27, 2008, 11:29:42 PM
No capire gli inglesi, spiacente

 :o

Where;

At what or which place: She moved to the city, where jobs are available.

A place in which: He lives where the climate is mild.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: arce377 on January 28, 2008, 12:02:29 AM
Cankles.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: Kwon on January 28, 2008, 06:43:05 AM
Where do you guys live???

In a house.

"Hope this helps"
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: spinnis on January 28, 2008, 06:49:02 AM
yes.

(http://www.musculardevelopment.com/photos/transferred/QW5Q7268_GCJBEXWMFA.jpg)

HaHa look at the outline of his right quadricep. It is badly morphed. This is not even a good morph.

The calves look like implants, like Arnold's.

Display it in full size you fucking retard.

Im gonna help you out Right click on the photo and then you could probably find the option from there...
Im doubting you can though.
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: spinnis on January 28, 2008, 06:51:24 AM
Oh hell lets photoshop colemans back from a few years ago  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Now THESE are CALVES!!!!
Post by: cht868 on January 28, 2008, 08:43:20 AM
unbelievably big, but at the same time they look dumb as hell, what looks worst to small of calves or to small of arms on a bodybuilder?