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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: ToxicAvenger on January 31, 2008, 10:13:57 AM
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1) your farts dont come out crisp and clean but sound muffled
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2) you post on an internet message board with the username 'squadfather'.
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2) you post on an internet message board with the username 'squadfather'.
If anyone wants to write 'squadfather' a letter, they should adress it to 'no one's head' ...cause he is inside of it.
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hahahahahahaha - ;D ;D ;D
Love those preschool jokes ;D
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You know you are fat when......you decide powerlifting is more interesting / fulfilling than bodybuilding ;D
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when you can't find your dick
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If anyone wants to write 'squadfather' a letter, they should adress it to 'no one's head' ...cause he is inside of it.
;D
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You know you are fat when......you decide powerlifting is more interesting / fulfilling than bodybuilding ;D
lol.
I love these guys who are bulking for 10 years straight and then realize that they need to lose weight and switch to powerlifting/strongman. ::) ::)
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you know you're fat when you claim to be ripped and in good shape on a message board but you won't post a picture. :D
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you know you're fat when you claim to be ripped and in good shape on a message board but you won't post a picture. :D
lol, that was funny!
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would rather eat a bag of chips than a pussy from the college thread :D
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would rather eat a bag of chips than a pussy from the college thread :D
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA nice work.
The only excuse you have left as to why you are morbidly obese is a spider bite.
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If you can't see your abs, you're fat.
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You know you're fat when your pants are wider than they are tall.
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when all the getbig ripped Abercrombie cover models hit you with the time tested, "if you ever dieted down to (insert bullshit # here), you'd be 112 pounds with 2 inch arms, fatass!!"
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... when you cant tie your shoelaces
when you have to swing back and forth on the bench then take a deep breath and suck your gut in to pick up the dumbells off the floor
when its a struggle to wipe your arse
when u keep your t-shirt on while youre banging some ho
when some hot bitch walks past u suck the gut in
when your face is as round as a soccer ball
when u turn side on to squeeze through a tight spot and your gut gets stuck
ahh this is what they tell me :'(
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You know you are fat when......you decide powerlifting is more interesting / fulfilling than bodybuilding ;D
Well Shit I'm a FAT Mother Fucker then :)
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When you say you are Bulking. ::)
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1) your farts dont come out crisp and clean but sound muffled
ha ha
or if they come out of your ass hole but stay in your crack ha ha ha
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when a girl has "a good personality" ::) ::)
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when a girl has "a good personality" ::) ::)
at least fat chicks can cook. ;D
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at least fat chicks can cook. ;D
They give good head because they are always hungry.
Your signature is...odd.
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at least fat chicks can cook. ;D
that only helps if you can get them to share their food. No simple task my friend! ;)
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You know you r fat when??
...When your name is Keith Jones.
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when all the getbig ripped Abercrombie cover models hit you with the time tested, "if you ever dieted down to (insert bullshit # here), you'd be 112 pounds with 2 inch arms, fatass!!"
Jeesus, you're dreaming about loosing your gut every day fat fuck.
:D
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They give good head because they are always hungry.
Your signature is...odd.
his signature is totally in line. ;D
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You know you are fat when......you decide powerlifting is more interesting / fulfilling than bodybuilding ;D
Excellent LOL