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Title: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: benz on February 03, 2008, 05:18:44 PM
SO IM WATCHING SUPERBOWL ALL HIGH AND MY HEART BEAT IS AT 250 OR SO AFTER TAKING 7 ECA PILLS 7 T3 PILLS AND SOME BOLIVIAN ALCOHOL AND I SWEAR I SAW A HUGE DONG REACHING A HEART WITH TOM PETTY ON IT.

WAS IT A HUGE DONG OR ARROW? YOU DECIDE
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: joelocal on February 03, 2008, 05:20:53 PM
SO IM WATCHING SUPERBOWL ALL HIGH AND MY HEART BEAT IS AT 250 OR SO AFTER TAKING 7 ECA PILLS 7 T3 PILLS AND SOME BOLIVIAN ALCOHOL AND I SWEAR I SAW A HUGE DONG REACHING A HEART WITH TOM PETTY ON IT.

WAS IT A HUGE DONG OR ARROW? YOU DECIDE

So you're are a drug addict, most likely a speed freak to be more precise. Explains ALOT!
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: JohnnyVegas on February 03, 2008, 05:20:58 PM
SO IM WATCHING SUPERBOWL ALL HIGH AND MY HEART BEAT IS AT 250 OR SO AFTER TAKING 7 ECA PILLS 7 T3 PILLS AND SOME BOLIVIAN ALCOHOL AND I SWEAR I SAW A HUGE DONG REACHING A HEART WITH TOM PETTY ON IT.

WAS IT A HUGE DONG OR ARROW? YOU DECIDE

It was cool I thought.

Now, not as cool as Prince last year-but Price has some serious talent.

I give Tom an 8 out of 10.
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: benz on February 03, 2008, 05:22:41 PM
So you're are a drug addict, most likely a speed freak to be more precise. Explains ALOT!

HOWS BERTA ? I HEARD SHE'S GONNA GET A LETTER SOON WITH A PIC HAHAHAHA
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: Matt C on February 03, 2008, 05:24:15 PM
So you're are a drug addict, most likely a speed freak to be more precise. Explains ALOT!

Epic compassionate Christian remark.

PS - it indeed was a giant cock you saw, benz.
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: James Blunt on February 03, 2008, 05:25:07 PM
A huge dong? Are you infatuated with penis? I never thought for a second it looked like a 'dong' until you brought it up.

It was a great performance. Get your mind right and quit thinking of dicks. You'll be better off.  ;)
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: benz on February 03, 2008, 05:27:19 PM
IT WAS A FUCKING HUGE DONG MOVING IN THE DARKNESS LOL COME ON WHERES A FUCKING SCREENSHOT!
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: joelocal on February 03, 2008, 05:27:38 PM
All you had to do was google and find there names in an article about my wife.....what a loser benz. LOL.

Like I said, your a brave "guy" from half a world away..hahahaha!
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on February 03, 2008, 05:30:38 PM
All you had to do was google and find there names in an article about my wife.....what a loser benz. LOL.

Like I said, your a brave "guy" from half a world away..hahahaha!

wait - is benz the guy who photoshopped your son getting a blowjob, joelocal?
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: m8 on February 03, 2008, 05:31:14 PM
wait - is benz the guy who photoshopped your son getting a blowjob, joelocal?

on some alt, most likely, yes.
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: benz on February 03, 2008, 05:34:46 PM
wait - is benz the guy who photoshopped your son getting a blowjob, joelocal?

No, the guy who is a competitor but joeloco blamed me (as usual)

Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: m8 on February 03, 2008, 05:35:29 PM
No, the guy who is a competitor but joeloco blamed me (as usual)



You have to admit that it was a little over the top.
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: benz on February 03, 2008, 05:35:41 PM
All you had to do was google and find there names in an article about my wife.....what a loser benz. LOL.

Like I said, your a brave "guy" from half a world away..hahahaha!

Are you having a slow meltdown day?
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: joelocal on February 03, 2008, 05:36:33 PM
Yep, pretty sure he was in on it, the dude is totally obsessed with me and my family, all you have to do is look through his posts, EVERY page has at least a couple of posts about me just go to his profile and take a look, he's obsessed and has somekind of vengance against. I think everyone should look take a look at this guys past posts to see what I'm saying.
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on February 03, 2008, 05:37:47 PM
No, the guy who is a competitor but joeloco blamed me (as usual)

that pic was all over MD and bodybuilding.com last night hahaha.  poor kid.
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: The Master on February 03, 2008, 05:37:57 PM
wait - is benz the guy who photoshopped your son getting a blowjob, joelocal?

WHERE IS THAT PIC?
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: joelocal on February 03, 2008, 05:39:11 PM
You thought that was funny cortisol?
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on February 03, 2008, 05:39:35 PM
WHERE IS THAT PIC?

i saved it, but i dont want to post it... too messed up.  they were putting the kids' face in all sorts of gay pics.  there's a little gallery... sick, but funny too... i mean, people are cruel, but you still laugh.

Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: benz on February 03, 2008, 05:40:38 PM
that pic was all over MD and bodybuilding.com last night hahaha.  poor kid.

i bet im gonna be blamed for that too

Yep, pretty sure he was in on it, the dude is totally obsessed with me and my family, all you have to do is look through his posts, EVERY page has at least a couple of posts about me just go to his profile and take a look, he's obsessed and has somekind of vengance against. I think everyone should look take a look at this guys past posts to see what I'm saying.

Your what? Did you just say FAMILY? which one of the 3 FAMILIES YOU HAVE MADE UP LOL? You are having the expected meltdown right now hahahaha
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on February 03, 2008, 05:41:56 PM
You thought that was funny cortisol?

not funny... but fucked up.  you know how you might see a big dude slap a little guy, and you laugh, cause it's funny?  Its messed up, but its funny too.  they hate you on bodybuilding.com, just 2 or 3 guys, but they had that pic of the dumbbells/BJ being posted everywhere.  gay pics makes me feel a little nausous, so it's not funny like that... just funny in an owning way.  you shouldna posted a pic like that.  you have enemies like that sicko benz who will try to own you.
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: joelocal on February 03, 2008, 05:42:23 PM
Wait, you saved it Debussy? What kind of sick bastard saves pics like that to their computer?
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: G o a t b o y on February 03, 2008, 05:43:20 PM
PS - it indeed was a giant cock you saw, benz.


Matt C sees cock everywhere.
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: m8 on February 03, 2008, 05:43:31 PM
i saved it, but i dont want to post it... too messed up.  they were putting the kids' face in all sorts of gay pics.  there's a little gallery... sick, but funny too... i mean, people are cruel, but you still laugh.



bb.com links?
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: benz on February 03, 2008, 05:44:09 PM
You have to admit that it was a little over the top.

Why? i didnt do it + I DONT CARE. It's all JOELOCO'S fault for exposing his kid to that.

WHERE IS THAT PIC?

The thread was deleted but as mrcortisol said, it seems like its all over md.

You thought that was funny cortisol?

haha meltdown

i saved it, but i dont want to post it... too messed up.  they were putting the kids' face in all sorts of gay pics.  there's a little gallery... sick, but funny too... i mean, people are cruel, but you still laugh.



hahahaha. Where are those galleries?

Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: therealyoungguns on February 03, 2008, 05:44:46 PM
What's a blowjob? Post pic or stfu :)
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on February 03, 2008, 05:47:36 PM
messed up stuff.  i was laughing at joelocal, but also i felt horrible for him too.  how dumb would he be for posting a pic like that?

yes, benz is a sick south american weirdo.  why give him material like that?
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: benz on February 03, 2008, 05:48:08 PM
Wait, you saved it Debussy? What kind of sick bastard saves pics like that to their computer?

you are having many meltdowns right now.
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: SS on February 03, 2008, 05:50:12 PM
Wait, you saved it Debussy? What kind of sick bastard saves pics like that to their computer?
Bro I think you need to log off for a few days and regroup.
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: benz on February 03, 2008, 05:50:15 PM
messed up stuff.  i was laughing at joelocal, but also i felt horrible for him too.  how dumb would he be for posting a pic like that?

yes, benz is a sick south american weirdo.  why give him material like that?


And again, the guy that made the pic is a competitor and there are pics of him @ stage. JOELOCO keeps blaming me. I dont remember the username but his signature said "team you wont recover"
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: Matt C on February 03, 2008, 05:51:38 PM

Matt C sees cock everywhere.

Absolutely correct.
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: benz on February 03, 2008, 05:52:18 PM
Bro I think you need to log off for a few days and regroup.

told ya, JOELOCO is having a huge meltdown right now. Expect him to quit anytime soon
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: G o a t b o y on February 03, 2008, 05:52:37 PM
Absolutely correct.


You and Goodrum should hang out.
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on February 03, 2008, 05:53:02 PM
Wait, you saved it Debussy? What kind of sick bastard saves pics like that to their computer?

joelocal,

look man, i've been here and on mayhem since 2001, and i've seen it all man.

you cant win here.

just apologize to the idiots, lay low, and let all this blow over.

you crave attention, so you post silly claims about looking like zane, bragging about impossible lifts, and then trying to gain glory from your kid's lifts.  YOU GOTTA STOP.  Stop being insecure, stop spending your days trying to win approval here.  You say "it's all about business", but seriously man, I wouldn't want to be trained by a guy immateure enough to subject his OWN KID to gay photoshops, just to win approval from strangers.

you gotta take a breath, relax with the posts, and accept the fact you can't win in a game where others are anonymous.  Your wife is probably reading this, and i KNOW she feels the same way - Cham has mentioned it in a PM to someone here.  
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: The Master on February 03, 2008, 05:58:07 PM
Wait, you saved it Debussy? What kind of sick bastard saves pics like that to their computer?

Did not see it. If Debussey sees it, it will be saved in the "Getbig images" folder under your sub-folder.  ;D
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: G o a t b o y on February 03, 2008, 06:04:31 PM
Someone post a link to this photoshop that has JoeLoco melting down!
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: benz on February 03, 2008, 06:04:59 PM
joelocal,

look man, i've been here and on mayhem since 2001, and i've seen it all man.

you cant win here.

just apologize to the idiots, lay low, and let all this blow over.

you crave attention, so you post silly claims about looking like zane, bragging about impossible lifts, and then trying to gain glory from your kid's lifts.  YOU GOTTA STOP.  Stop being insecure, stop spending your days trying to win approval here.  You say "it's all about business", but seriously man, I wouldn't want to be trained by a guy immateure enough to subject his OWN KID to gay photoshops, just to win approval from strangers.

you gotta take a breath, relax with the posts, and accept the fact you can't win in a game where others are anonymous.  Your wife is probably reading this, and i KNOW she feels the same way - Cham has mentioned it in a PM to someone here.  

You dont believe that JOELOCO bench pressed 520 lbs when he was 15? haha you are jealous!

Now seriously, i did not photoshop anything for the simple fact that im not good at it. JOELOCO is so raged that he didnt even bother to see who POSTED it and when people told him the guy had pics of him all over the board, he didnt listen yet he decided to blame me. Those who saw the whole deal can backup my words.

I feel like JOELOCO is trying to prove a point here and he will just keep melting over and over + breaking up with chamorrita.

Are you serious about chamorritas feeling? because that would be awesome and it would means that JOELOCO will have to start a new quest to find MRS JOELOCO #4

Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: SS on February 03, 2008, 06:07:39 PM
Careful guys........ he's sponsored by Jessie James  ::)
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: The Master on February 03, 2008, 06:08:11 PM
You dont believe that JOELOCO bench pressed 520 lbs when he was 15? haha you are jealous!

Now seriously, i did not photoshop anything for the simple fact that im not good at it. JOELOCO is so raged that he didnt even bother to see who POSTED it and when people told him the guy had pics of him all over the board, he didnt listen yet he decided to blame me. Those who saw the whole deal can backup my words.

I feel like JOELOCO is trying to prove a point here and he will just keep melting over and over + breaking up with chamorrita.

Are you serious about chamorritas feeling? because that would be awesome and it would means that JOELOCO will have to start a new quest to find MRS JOELOCO #4



Do you have the pic?
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: G o a t b o y on February 03, 2008, 06:08:49 PM
Are you serious about chamorritas feeling? because that would be awesome and it would means that JOELOCO will have to start a new quest to find MRS JOELOCO #4




#4 or #5?  Good thing Joe's a fundie and not a Catholic...  he'd be "burning in hell" as we speak!
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on February 03, 2008, 06:10:23 PM
Are you serious about chamorritas feeling? because that would be awesome and it would means that JOELOCO will have to start a new quest to find MRS JOELOCO #4

cham talks to a mod on the girls board.  you think she likes being brought up in all this childish BS?  No.
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: benz on February 03, 2008, 06:12:42 PM
Do you have the pic?

Yes, the one where the kid is doing deadlifts, yes, the other one photoshopped by someone else, also yes. (joeloco is gonna have a meltdown after he read this and he will call me pedo)
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: The Master on February 03, 2008, 06:13:59 PM
Yes, the one where the kid is doing deadlifts, yes, the other one photoshopped by someone else, also yes. (joeloco is gonna have a meltdown after he read this and he will call me pedo)

Send it to Debussey: PM or something.
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on February 03, 2008, 06:15:38 PM
Do you have the pic?

nobody wants to see it.  they took the kids face and put it on a naked guy, doing dumb bell presses, getting a BJ from an old man with dark hair.

twisted stuff.  i reported it, as did many others, i'm sure.  sick people here.  joelocal's been here long enough to know that.
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: SS on February 03, 2008, 06:16:30 PM
Although he should of been smart enough not to post his kids pic on GB..... It's not the kids fault his dads a drama queen........not cool fucking with his kids pic.
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: benz on February 03, 2008, 06:18:48 PM
Although he should of been smart enough not to post his kids pic on GB..... It's not the kids fault his dads a drama queen........not cool fucking with his kids pic.

I agree but that doesnt mean we cant lol at joelocal for being so stupid.

Send it to Debussey: PM or something.

Send it how? I dont want problems, but its exactly as mr cortisol said, just imagine it. The guy giving the kid a fellatio was joe himself.
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: The Master on February 03, 2008, 06:20:29 PM

Send it how? I dont want problems, but its exactly as mr cortisol said, just imagine it. The guy giving the kid a fellatio was joe himself.

WTF? :-X


























 ;D
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: benz on February 03, 2008, 06:25:13 PM

So Joe was blowing his own kid?   Gross!   What would Jeebus say?  :o

He's melting right now, as promised
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: The Master on February 03, 2008, 06:25:35 PM
He's melting right now, as promised



PM it or send it to Debussey.
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: benz on February 03, 2008, 06:31:11 PM

PM it or send it to Debussey.

how?
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: G o a t b o y on February 03, 2008, 06:32:46 PM
how?


Upload it to photobucket or something, then post the link.
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: cgcgraded on February 03, 2008, 06:36:24 PM
i need to see the pic............
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: benz on February 03, 2008, 06:37:54 PM

Upload it to photobucket or something, then post the link.

haha man i dont want problems, joeloco is melting over and over, many saved it, start a thread like "I NEED THE PIC THAT MADE JOELOCO MELT AGAIN" and i bet someone else will send it anonymously
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on February 03, 2008, 06:49:01 PM
i need to see the pic............

no dude, it's seriously sick.  i dont know what joelocal looks like.  is that HIM in the photoshopped pic?  that makes it even sicker.  seriously its foul. you can't un-see some things.
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: HTexan on February 03, 2008, 06:49:40 PM
half time shows suck.  >:( There just there for chicks to watch.
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: benz on February 03, 2008, 06:50:36 PM
no dude, it's seriously sick.  i dont know what joelocal looks like.  is that HIM in the photoshopped pic?  that makes it even sicker.  seriously its foul. you can't un-see some things.

In all fairness, joelocal uploaded that pic expecting something like it to be a victim. He's melting down again and used his kid for that. how low
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on February 03, 2008, 06:52:49 PM
In all fairness, joelocal uploaded that pic expecting something like it to be a victim. He's melting down again and used his kid for that. how low

he did it to look like SuperDad.   Like, "My kid lifts more than your kid cause i'm the best trainer ever".

Living vicariously thru his kid.  Like, he can't prove his monster lifts so he'll use his kid to do it.

PLUS - suppose everyone had played nice... joe'd be rubbing it in everyone's faces, how he was Dad of the Year and stuff.
Title: Re: SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW: WAS IT A DONG LOL?
Post by: benz on February 03, 2008, 06:59:51 PM
he did it to look like SuperDad.   Like, "My kid lifts more than your kid cause i'm the best trainer ever".

Living vicariously thru his kid.  Like, he can't prove his monster lifts so he'll use his kid to do it.

PLUS - suppose everyone had played nice... joe'd be rubbing it in everyone's faces, how he was Dad of the Year and stuff.

JOELOCO is crying now that his beloved son has been used for lols, but hey, just as he recommended many here to check my "hate" posts, i say, check HIS posts and see how happy he is to see milos ruined now that hide is in jail. He just like it in one way, and when you are homosexual, you gotta take it in the ass back aswel.

I dont think what it happened with the kid was right, but i also dont think its wrong.

Am i still laughing? Yeah