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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Man of Steel on February 04, 2008, 08:58:53 AM
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How many have heard this bullshit at some point in your life? "Wow!! You're a big guy, but my cousin's girlfriend's brother's best friend's former college roommate is 10lbs bigger than you."
Oh brother ::)
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haha yes and when you see the "guy" it turns out to be a tiny tit.
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I like the "My boyfriends doggroomers aunt who's husband served in Vietnam son who worked in a factory benched 500 lbs in the basement of my great uncles apartment."
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AHAHAHAAH!!! Exactly Mars! I've even got this one chick at the movies that I "used to know" say, "yeah, you've gotten bigger, but my friend could still beat in you in arm wrestling." I laughed and said, "I'm sure he can." And she said, "what, you to chicken to even try?" And after a few more moments of picking and prodding I relented and said, "fine, go get him." And she says, "Oh, he's outta town right now." ::)
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Sometimes I hear such things, though I'm not big - the only answer I can give em is "...you've never seen someone big and do you mind showing me a pic of that related behemoth?"
People are just silly.
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I like the "My boyfriends doggroomers aunt who's husband served in Vietnam son who worked in a factory benched 500 lbs in the basement of my great uncles apartment."
hahahahhaaa.
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How many have heard this bullshit at some point in your life? "Wow!! You're a big guy, but my cousin's girlfriend's brother's best friend's former college roommate is 10lbs bigger than you."
Oh brother ::)
They'd have to be pretty fat to be "bigger" than you.
What are you 30% bodyfat at the least?
big and fat are too different things.
hope this helps husky big boned boy -FAT aka OBESE.
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i love how the majority of the "people" think the more you train the bigger you wil become and whey shakes are steroids ::)
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They'd have to be pretty fat to be "bigger" than you.
What are you 30% bodyfat at the least?
big and fat are too different things.
hope this helps husky big boned boy -FAT aka OBESE.
I thought I detected the stench of an embittered twunt.
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i love how the majority of the "people" think the more you train the bigger you wil become and whey shakes are steroids ::)
And Brad Pitt is big and creatine is an illegal substance
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And Brad Pitt is big and creatine is an illegal substance
AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Exactly, the ole "Brad Pitt in Fight Club and Troy is huuuuuuge" bit!! Yes, he's the biggest sum'bitch I've ever seen in a size medium GAP glitter tee.
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I love that...."My brother is twice as big as you" OK so he's 560 :D
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hahahaa, they always know a guy who was training for the Mr. Olympia, World's Strongest Man, the Olympics, the World Powerlifting Championships, the IBF Heavyweight Boxing Championship and the UFC Superheavyweight crown all at the same time but got injured.
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I also love the fact that if your big people go out of their way to tell you about their how they work out and their workouts always a joke "Yeah so yesterday I did like 12 pull-ups and ran for like 10 minutes without stopping"
Do they honestly think they are impressing us.
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hahahah i love it how girls pull up my shirt and lick my 6 pack abs with their tongue and tell me im a sexy beast but they know somebody with an 8 pack!!!
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hahahaa, they always know a guy who was training for the Mr. Olympia, World's Strongest Man, the Olympics, the World Powerlifting Championships, the IBF Heavyweight Boxing Championship and the UFC Superheavyweight crown all at the same time but got injured.
Exactly, I've gotten the "you're a big guy, but my sister was a friend of Matt Mendenhall back in the 80s."
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How many have heard this bullshit at some point in your life? "Wow!! You're a big guy, but my cousin's girlfriend's brother's best friend's former college roommate is 10lbs bigger than you."
Oh brother ::)
always loves the my 18 year old son is twice your size already..."so that means hes 480?" jesus thats huge
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always loves the my 18 year old son is twice your size already..."so that means hes 480?" jesus thats huge
"My sons a freshman and he runs a 4.3" ::)
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AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Exactly, the ole "Brad Pitt in Fight Club and Troy is huuuuuuge" bit!! Yes, he's the biggest sum'bitch I've ever seen in a size medium GAP glitter tee.
The Pitt-drama is the greatest fag-attack ever on western society... an athletic looking lean semi-thin boy that's touted to be big.
A shame.
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or the "guys" who see Ronnie Coleman on a magazine cover and say "I could look like that if i wanted to, but i don't want to juice and lose my dick."
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haha yes or the girls that pinch your ass and says "it's firm you definitely got buns of steel but check out mine it aint that bad either" and her ass is great as you feel it with both your hands and pinch it but still you cant help to feel she would be better off with a few more sets of lunges so you dont ask her out for that reason!!
hahahaha yeah man we've all been there!!
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Exactly, I've gotten the "you're a big guy, but my sister was a friend of Matt Mendenhall back in the 80s."
hahahhahaa, it's always the 80's. ;D
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hahahhahaa, it's always the 80's. ;D
I've gotten the Matt Mendenhall comment twice from two different people.
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hahaha
mos remember when you were stopped in the street and a girl said "you're big and all, but you got nothing on michael moore?"
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or "i used to be bigger then you when i was all into it" i always respond.."wheres the pics then?"
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!! GREAT THREAD
Wow where do i start?
"i wouldnt want to look like you"..sure, youd rather be your skinnyfat out of shape self
"i used to look like you or a little bigger', ya popps....sure ya did ::)
And i cant STAND....yea hes probably a little bigger, maybe couple inches bigger arms, benches 20lbs more than you...ya know.
HOW BOUT THIS ONE...yea my friend benched 1000lbs and has 25 inch arms. LMFAO!!!! people believe anything!
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hahaha
mos remember when you were stopped in the street and a girl said "you're big and all, but you got nothing on michael moore?"
AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Yes, but then I dropped my pants and she said, "oh my bad! you're jock is waaay bigger than Michael's!!"
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HOW BOUT THIS ONE...yea my friend benched 1000lbs and has 25 inch arms. LMFAO!!!! people believe anything!
And when you mention that the world-record bench press is 715, what do they say? ;D
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My old training partner and I were at a party one night and this guys starts talking about watching us train several years ago. He told his buddy that he watched us do 500 for reps on bench press. Greg and I looked at each other and laughed our asses off!! We then told him and his friend that neither of us have ever benched 500...EVER!
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Theres this guy i went to school with whos now deceased father "used to bench 800lbs for a few reps in their basement!"
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haha yes and when you see the "guy" it turns out to be a tiny tit.
lol, yeah. It's especially funny when people say this to Ronnie Coleman!
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Back in college I used to study at this little restraunt and I'd occassionally run into this old man that would repeatedly talk to me about training and what not. I shit you not, one week he said, "back in the marines I was 280lbs in top shape." A week later he said, "yep, back in the marines I was 325lbs in top shape." Not a week later he said, "yep, back in the marines I was 400lbs in top shape." He was a funny old man, but completely full of horseshit.
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I usually get "you are a big guy but you are no MattC"
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I usually get "you are a big guy but you are no MattC"
And you reply, "yeah, but he's a member of the Master Race, so that's understandable!"
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And you reply, "yeah, but he's a member of the Master Race, so that's understandable!"
MattC is not a member of the master race. WE do not accept sub-six-foot dark-haired hillbillies.
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Never mind, I just got the sarcasm.
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Never mind, I just got the sarcasm.
;D
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How many have heard this bullshit at some point in your life? "Wow!! You're a big guy, but my cousin's girlfriend's brother's best friend's former college roommate is 10lbs bigger than you, altough "he" trains way shorter than you."
Fixed.
I also like the : "When I trained back in the days, I was way bigger than you're now...." Unfortunately these guys have lost all their photos from this "era".
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My favorite is the ones the say "wow you are cut up bro, me- oh I am in my bulking phase". What the fuckever.
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hahahah. . . this shit is hilarious! I always find it funny when you run into a girl you know and she's there with her tiny tit boyfriend who immediatly you can tell is self concious because he starts flexing his 12 inch bi's hard and puffs out his chest!! Then they always say some shit like "I usually look bigger but haven't been able to train lately cuz I threw out my shoulder snow boarding, so how much you bench anyways?" This shit is funny as hell. You know too that soon as you walk away his girl has to say something to help his crushed ego like "I don't know why he tries to get so big, that looks gross", meanwhile inside her pants the "wet environment" tells a whole different story!! ;)
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Iv'e never heard any of this :'(
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hahahah. . . this shit is hilarious! I always find it funny when you run into a girl you know and she's there with her tiny tit boyfriend who immediatly you can tell is self concious because he starts flexing his 12 inch bi's hard and puffs out his chest!! Then they always say some shit like "I usually look bigger but haven't been able to train lately cuz I threw out my shoulder snow boarding, so how much you bench anyways?" This shit is funny as hell. You know too that soon as you walk away his girl has to say something to help his crushed ego like "I don't know why he tries to get so big, that looks gross", meanwhile inside her pants the "wet environment" tells a whole different story!! ;)
LOL!!! ;D brutal truth!!
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Hehe. I got one from the Superbowl party I was at yesterday. Some girl/dyke, who was there with her 'wife' no less, looked at me stuffing my face with chip & dip and 4 bowls of chili, said that she had an Uncle who was a 'bodybuilder' and -pffft- he could eat more than me. She then said he was so HARDCORE that he supplemented his diet with 'liquid calcium.' I said milk? And she said that he was so big that milk just wasn't sufficient enough for him so he had to take this liquid calcium stuff and it cost a 'fortune,' I just nodded seriously. I'm not often stumped for words, but what do you say to something like that?
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I've gotten so sick of that, I can't even be nice anymore, I just pull out the Adam sandler from Billy Madison and say "Nope, no he's not" if someone says their cousin,uncle, dog sitter...... is bigger than me. Otherwise I tell them to have their friend meet up with me at the gym and we'll see whats up!!
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wow what a big number of big beasts we have here at getbig!!!
you cant leave your house before strangers comes up to you and say you're a beast!!!
most be horrible being 300 pounds with abs hearing that all the time!
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I've gotten so sick of that, I can't even be nice anymore, I just pull out the Adam sandler from Billy Madison and say "Nope, no he's not" if someone says their cousin,uncle, dog sitter...... is bigger than me. Otherwise I tell them to have their friend meet up with me at the gym and we'll see whats up!!
DUDE ur on the top end of size as it it is other than a top pro,or short pro like priest who's stacked for his height,ur probably the biggest guy most normal people see.unless someone pulls one of those 'your not bigger than one of those lineman'give yourself some cred...
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yes wisconsinBB is a beast, all these tiny tits shiffer in fear when he walks by.
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I get the "When i was your age...." remark. ???
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I get the "my mate/cousin/uncle used to lift weights and was probably bigger than you but he doesn't lift anymore and he found it all turned into fat" line.
I've probably been told that by different people in my life about half a dozen times. It never gets old.
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hahahah. . . this shit is hilarious! I always find it funny when you run into a girl you know and she's there with her tiny tit boyfriend who immediatly you can tell is self concious because he starts flexing his 12 inch bi's hard and puffs out his chest!! Then they always say some shit like "I usually look bigger but haven't been able to train lately cuz I threw out my shoulder snow boarding, so how much you bench anyways?" This shit is funny as hell. You know too that soon as you walk away his girl has to say something to help his crushed ego like "I don't know why he tries to get so big, that looks gross", meanwhile inside her pants the "wet environment" tells a whole different story!! ;)
;D
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hahahah. . . this shit is hilarious! I always find it funny when you run into a girl you know and she's there with her tiny tit boyfriend who immediatly you can tell is self concious because he starts flexing his 12 inch bi's hard and puffs out his chest!! Then they always say some shit like "I usually look bigger but haven't been able to train lately cuz I threw out my shoulder snow boarding, so how much you bench anyways?" This shit is funny as hell. You know too that soon as you walk away his girl has to say something to help his crushed ego like "I don't know why he tries to get so big, that looks gross", meanwhile inside her pants the "wet environment" tells a whole different story!! ;)
I wish I could make a woman wet like that. :-\
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My old training partner and I were at a party one night and this guys starts talking about watching us train several years ago. He told his buddy that he watched us do 500 for reps on bench press. Greg and I looked at each other and laughed our asses off!! We then told him and his friend that neither of us have ever benched 500...EVER!
hahaha I see what you did there!
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hahaha one guy I knew about 5 years ago would always talk about his two uncles he had - apparently one was a bodybuilder and one was a powerlifter - both in India. The powerlifter had a "2000 lb max squat!" No that's not a typo. And once he was also able to wrestle down a bull that had been staring down two cute girls lol.
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a friend of mine told me his father used to biceps curl 315 for reps ;D
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Vince Goodrum, CSN MFT said he "does not go very heavy" on bench press and therefore does up to 315 for 8-12 reps. ::)
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"man you should of seen this guy!......no offense bro he was twice your size"
;D
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Amazing how it's always hear-say , no one ever has any proof or any sign that they were possibly 300lbs. at 2% bf only 3 years ago, and now they're 135lbs. with a gut.. ::) ::)
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Quotes from random "once a week Rambos" at gyms I've trained at:
"I used to have arms like that."
"I used to put up 400lbs on bench anyday of the week, but I quit cause I didn't wanna get bulky cause of my running."
"I need to get back training seriously again....I promised myself I'd never let my bench get under 350lbs again."
"Back in the service guys like you were a dime a dozen. I was your size and I was a small guy."
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"I used to have arms like that."
Hahahaha... yeah, oddly enough there's no recorded evidence of it.. not even one picture... but yeah.. I used to be all jacked like with 20" arms, weighing 260..
::) ::)
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Or how many times have you heard, "He wasn't as big as you, but he was cut"
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Or how many times have you heard, "He wasn't as big as you, but he was cut"
haha... translation: he was a skinny shit
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hahahaa, they always know a guy who was training for the Mr. Olympia, World's Strongest Man, the Olympics, the World Powerlifting Championships, the IBF Heavyweight Boxing Championship and the UFC Superheavyweight crown all at the same time but got injured.
Onlyme?