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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Stavios on February 07, 2008, 10:43:14 AM
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what are you bitches doing so I can steal your ideas
I really don't want to skratch my head over this shit ;D
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what are you bitches doing so I can steal your ideas
I really don't want to skratch my head over this shit ;D
Take ur girl to SuperSex and get her a lapdance ;D
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Tell her to make you dinner and give you a blowjob and explain to her how lucky she is to be able to do it.
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Punch her in the teeth and ask her why the dishes aren't done ;D just kidding
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Punch her in the teeth and ask her why the dishes aren't done ;D just kidding
LMFAO !!!!!
I wouldn't get sex for a few months(or years) after this ! haha
I was planning to only give her flowers but she was talking with her friends yesterday and she said: I hate when guys only give you flowers for valentines day, that proves he doesn't care about you and picked up the easiest thing
fucking women ;D
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Punch her in the teeth and ask her why the dishes aren't done ;D just kidding
You stole that idea from snasser.
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Pick up another single chick for a threeway.then explain to them how great you are for thinking of "some poor lonely soul on Valentines day".
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Pick up another single chick for a threeway.then explain to them how great you are for thinking of "some poor lonely soul on Valentines day".
throw in the finest $8.00 box of wine and you have the makings of a magical evening.
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LMFAO !!!!!
I wouldn't get sex for a few months(or years) after this ! haha
I was planning to only give her flowers but she was talking with her friends yesterday and she said: I hate when guys only give you flowers for valentines day, that proves he doesn't care about you and picked up the easiest thing
fucking women ;D
Well shes not the flower type. Usually I'd just get her favorite kind of flower a card and some designer perfume(try a 'romantic' kind*)... usually runs you about $90 and guaranteed to please ;D
If you want to knock it up a notch go in to the victorias secret store and get a thong or two :P they're hardly spendy.. 3 of them for $30. (for her of course lol)
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I was thinking about a romantic escapade in the desert in my new jaguar so we could kill someone, put him in the trunk , burn the car then go on a road trip for a few days
what do you guys think ?
is it romantic ?
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Take her to the gym, bang her in the locker room, then drink your post workout shakes by candle light ;D
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LMAO !
Some great ideas here, keep them comming ;D
PS: Matt C to post in this thread to ask about another man's penis size in 5...4....3...2...1...
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throw in the finest $8.00 box of wine and you have the makings of a magical evening.
If the night is gonna be this special might as well pick up some McD's and do it right.
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how long does you american celebrate valentines day? i thought only teenagers did that
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what are you bitches doing so I can steal your ideas
I really don't want to skratch my head over this shit ;D
Just buy her a box of godiva chocolates and she will stfu and eat em ;D done.
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Take herr to the Mcdonalds that is located inside of wal mart.
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how long does you american celebrate valentines day? i thought only teenagers did that
I am 20 and she is 21
I think they are into those kinds of thing until like 25 or so !
it sucks big time
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After the first round of sex in the locker room, drink some Waxy Maize (your gonna need to carb up for the energy) and maybe some Horney Goat Weed, then take her for a change of scenery and bang her in the steam room until she passes out!
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Take herr to the Mcdonalds that is located inside of wal mart.
Good idea. when she goes to the bathroom 9inevitable after eating mcD), volunteer to watch her purse. Once she's gone, stuff it with DVDs and keychains and candy bars so she'll be the one carrying it thru the exit.
Make her your merch mule.
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I am 20 and she is 21
I think they are into those kinds of thing until like 25 or so !
it sucks big time
Think again, you really think they will ever forget valentines day? ::)
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stav, you still shagging that hottie that works the front desk at your gym?
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After the first round of sex in the locker room, drink some Waxy Maize (your gonna need to carb up for the energy) and maybe some Horney Goat Weed, then take her for a change of scenery and bang her in the steam room until she passes out!
Good plan. After she passes out don't try to carry her out, that will interfere with muscle recovery.
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stav, you still shagging that hottie that works the front desk at your gym?
nop
and she got fired from the gym, I don'T know why
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Dump her.go bar hopping.every girl out without a dude is lonely and fair game.take em somewhere for a quickey then repeat as much as possible.
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Think again, you really think they will ever forget valentines day? ::)
I was hoping that they would forget about it someday ! ;D
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Dump her.go bar hopping.every girl out without a dude is lonely and fair game.take em somewhere for a quickey then repeat as much as possible.
what if "Stavios" is a one pump chump?
;D
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nop
and she got fired from the gym, I don'T know why
I heard she got fired for banging ugly dudes ;D
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what if "Stavios" is a one pump chump?
;D
haha so true
I don't know how you guys fuck 3-4 times in the same night, it happened to me only once
usually after I come, I am tired and it takes me about 10 seconds and I am sleeping 8) ;D
I am quite the sex-bomb haha
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I heard she got fired for banging ugly dudes ;D
:o
I think that's a good looking mofo right there ;D
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haha so true
I don't know how you guys fuck 3-4 times in the same night, it happened to me only once
usually after I come, I am tired and it takes me about 10 seconds and I am sleeping 8) ;D
I am quite the sex-bomb haha
hahah. After one time I sleep for a week. I go to sleep knowing she just had the best 6 seconds of her life.
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haha so true
I don't know how you guys fuck 3-4 times in the same night, it happened to me only once
usually after I come, I am tired and it takes me about 10 seconds and I am sleeping 8) ;D
I am quite the sex-bomb haha
Get some Horney Goat Weed!
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hahah. After one time I sleep for a week. I go to sleep knowing she just had the best 6 seconds of her life.
She won't recover !
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what if "Stavios" is a one pump chump?
;D
Stop at a pharmacy and pick up some viagra and get back in there!
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I think that's a good looking mofo right there ;D
Yeah, but you have low standards. You banged the GymHole before she got fired. She was doing everyone.
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i will wank in a cup and let her drink it ;D
but probably just flowers, my ladies bday is the day b4 valentines day so i'm getting her a coach purse for her birthday and flowers for valentines day....take her out to dinner both nights, what a shitty week i have to look forward to
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Yeah, but you have low standards. You banged the GymHole before she got fired. She was doing everyone.
Hey aren't you the one who fucked a chick who banged more than 100 guys ? ;D
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what a shitty week i have to look forward to
I know what you mean :(
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Stav, just buy a teddy and some flowers.
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Hey aren't you the one who fucked a chick who banged more than 100 guys ? ;D
she's in her early 20s and has slept with approx 120 by her best guess. But most girls have by this point - she's just honest about it, when most girls lie.
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she's in her early 20s and has slept with approx 120 by her best guess. But most girls have by this point - she's just honest about it, when most girls lie.
Don't know man, that's a shit load of guys!
well.... maybe he she fucked 1 different guy every other week during a couple of years.... yeah that would be credible ;D
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Don't know man, that's a shit load of guys!
well.... maybe he she fucked 1 different guy every other week during a couple of years.... yeah that would be credible ;D
she explored, did some group things in high school when everyone experiments. I like the idea of a girl who's done a few "trains" because it means she's already been thru it- I don't have to worry about her fantasizing about doing a group of guys at once. the curiosity is already gone. Plus, she can't have babies, so no rubber needed ;D
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Valentines...ahh shit...
always another excuse to buy them shit!
i say take her to the sex-shop...this ways she gets something she wants and likes...then you get something later!! ;) wink wink....
unless she buys a 3 foot Dildo...
then you're back to square one as she has a great valentines all by herself... :-\
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she explored, did some group things in high school when everyone experiments. I like the idea of a girl who's done a few "trains" because it means she's already been thru it- I don't have to worry about her fantasizing about doing a group of guys at once. the curiosity is already gone. Plus, she can't have babies, so no rubber needed ;D
lol @ damaged uterus ;D
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Valentines...ahh shit...
always another excuse to buy them shit!
i say take her to the sex-shop...this ways she gets something she wants and likes...then you get something later!! ;) wink wink....
unless she buys a 3 foot Dildo...
then you're back to square one as she has a great valentines all by herself... :-\
Did you ever bang that girl who was your freind
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then you're back to square one as she has a great valentines all by herself... :-\
That's fine for me ! ;D
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Did you ever bang that girl who was your freind
yes...and it was quite the challenge...1st time...jeezus...felt like i was pressing up against a brick wall...just would not go in! dammit!
but on another note...total freak! love it!
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I think I'll get my sweetheart something special this year.
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yes...and it was quite the challenge...1st time...jeezus...felt like i was pressing up against a brick wall...just would not go in! dammit!
but on another note...total freak! love it!
Are you still bald and ugly?
...or did your hair grow back?
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Are you still bald and ugly?
...or did your hair grow back?
nah the hair grows back...i just chose to take it off week in and week out...'specially round the asshole, makes your mom's work a little easier. ;)
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LMFAO !!!!!
I wouldn't get sex for a few months(or years) after this ! haha
fucking women ;D
Use your hands.
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Use your hands.
it gets old really fast !
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Use your hands...
To choke her into submission?
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To choke her into submission?
Works too ;D
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Tell her to make you dinner and give you a blowjob and explain to her how lucky she is to be able to do it.
hahahaha, classic.
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Bro do what i do, break up with them a week before a holiday and then get back together a week after. Saves me a ton of $$$
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all 6 of my valentines are getting me chocolate!
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all 6 of my valentines are getting me chocolate!
Just make sure the bitches don't run into each other and meet at the same time, that could lead to some fireworks and end up in you making love to your hand that night..
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all 6 of my valentines are getting me chocolate!
Watch out, don't get fat
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Tell her to make you dinner and give you a blowjob and explain to her how lucky she is to be able to do it.
Hahahha.fucking priceless! that's more or less always my aproach
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Take her to the gym, bang her in the locker room, then drink your post workout shakes by candle light ;D
WTF ???
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all 6 of my valentines are getting me chocolate!
epic lack of self-respect
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shit...
im going to be stranded at a concert ( sin bandera) which is the worst music ( but romantic) because my girlfriend wants to go... at least there are some motels for the after party near the concert place, i will get my reward so its not gonna be really bad... ;D ;D
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I recently fell off the A-hole wagon and actually took the time to get this beautiful girl a birthday card, flirted with her in gentlemanly manner, and asked her to dinner to an expensive restaurant to which she agreed. Come the next few days before the date, about 3 days later, I get the friend talk. Lesson learned ladies :)
Don't complain (too much) when guys treat you like dirt. Most of the US female population is begging for it.
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Kill her so we can say SHE DIED FOR VALENTINES DAY
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Kill her so we can say SHE DIED FOR VALENTINES DAY and YOU BITCHES.
Fixed
:)
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happy st. valentines's day sgt.d :-*
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Get her one of those charm braclets from Tiffany, chicks love shit from Tiffany. They don't cost that much, and you will come off as a hero. She will be happy to give the the Anal after getting a Tiffany box. I know it is hard, but try and listen to her, she will kick off some clue of some crap she wants, if you break out with it, she will think, " oh my God, you actual listen to me" . If you can pull one of those off, you can pretty much have your way with her, ATM, throat gag, nut in her eye ball, well you get the picture ;D
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a great dinner works all the time bro! somthing unusual, japanese steak house is a great idea. just my opinion
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Just make sure the bitches don't run into each other and meet at the same time, that could lead to some fireworks and end up in you making love to your hand that night..
or you end up banging all six!!
gotta look at the glass half full Captain E! half full.... ;)
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I was thinking about a romantic escapade in the desert in my new jaguar so we could kill someone, put him in the trunk , burn the car then go on a road trip for a few days
what do you guys think ?
is it romantic ?
If you see ur girl friend crying in the court,it is.
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the heart shaped box with chocolates here. :-\
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STAVIOS!
i got it!
*dont know why i didn't think of this sooner...the perfect Valentine's Gift!!!
i'm making mine right now!! ;D ;D ;D
(http://www.80stees.com/images/products/SNL_Dick_in_a_Box-DIAB.jpg)
(http://www.newbandnoise.com/wp-content/uploads/justin-timberlake-dick-in-a-box-2-8-07.jpg)
(http://www.mediocreminds.com/files/images/music/dick_in_a_box/dick_in_a_box.png)
say to her: IT'S MY DICK IN A BOX!
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Watch out, don't get fat
i'll try.... ;)
STAVIOS!
i got it!
*dont know why i didn't think of this sooner...the perfect Valentine's Gift!!!
i'm making mine right now!! ;D ;D ;D
(http://www.80stees.com/images/products/SNL_Dick_in_a_Box-DIAB.jpg)
say to her: IT'S MY DICK IN A BOX!
that's awesome......
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STAVIOS!
i got it!
*dont know why i didn't think of this sooner...the perfect Valentine's Gift!!!
i'm making mine right now!! ;D ;D ;D
(http://www.80stees.com/images/products/SNL_Dick_in_a_Box-DIAB.jpg)
say to her: IT'S MY DICK IN A BOX!
LMAO Great idea !!!
I'll need a smaller box tho..... a lot smaller ;D
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I'll need a smaller box tho..... a lot smaller ;D
Don't underestimate yourself, you're pretty big, Stavios.
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Don't underestimate yourself, you're pretty big, Stavios.
youre not exactly hung like a horsefly yourself, m8.
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LMAO !!! ;D
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http://danwho.net/mp/index.php?id=snl_teddybearheart
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http://danwho.net/mp/index.php?id=snl_teddybearheart
hehehehe i think it's down to a teddy or Tiffanys. :D
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Listen guys...you all made me laugh at your comments because i know that's exactly what guys are truly thinking and the fact you can be anonymous and type it is even better (just don't let your girl/guy log on and read it).
Anyhow, bottomline is that i believe any normal semi non-marterialistic girl just wants the person to put some thought into something...the key word is THOUGHT.
Anyone that says they don't want flowers is full of shit...getting them at work is always the best...as for jewelry, even something little is nice. If you are with a girl that EXPECTS a lot on Valentine's day (just 40 days past Christmas) i'd go ahead and reevaluate the relationship and the future of it.
Just my opinion.
Lisa
PS. Nothing wrong with the girl doing something awesome for the guy too...send him flowers!!!!
PPS. I have a few other suggestions if any girls want to PM me ;D
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PS. Nothing wrong with the girl doing something awesome for the guy too...send him flowers!!!!
how about a blow job instead ?
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how about a blow job instead ?
amen
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how about a blow job instead ?
I do that all the time so i highly doubt my hubbie would think it was "special" :-*
Lisa
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Anyone that says they don't want flowers is full of shit...getting them at work is always the best...as for jewelry, even something little is nice. If you are with a girl that EXPECTS a lot on Valentine's day (just 40 days past Christmas) i'd go ahead and reevaluate the relationship and the future of it.
She doesn't want me to make something big, I just think that she finds buying her flower is a lazy move because everybody does it and she expects me to do something romantic
I am fucking bad at romantic things :D
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Tell her Valentinez day has been abolished. In its place, the government has instituted Steak & Blowjob day.
Every woman is required to present her man with a steak made just the way he likes it, then get down on her knees and give him great head all the way.
And yes, that includes swallowing!
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She doesn't want me to make something big, I just think that she finds buying her flower is a lazy move because everybody does it and she expects me to do something romantic
I am fucking bad at romantic things :D
But seriously, that is what Valentine's Day is all about...flowers. I was trying to think back at my Valentine's Days in the past and they all were centered around flowers to some extent...i did have a boyfriend that sent flowers but had also bought Victoria Secret lotion and had the florist put the bottles in the arrangement...basically the card said something like "the flowers are for you and the lotion is for me"...when i got to his house after work he gave me a massage with the lotion...i suppose that was nice, huh?
Lisa
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Tell her Valentinez day has been abolished. In its place, the government has instituted Steak & Blowjob day.
Every woman is required to present her man with a steak made just the way he likes it, then get down on her knees and give him great head all the way.
And yes, that includes swallowing!
Too funny although that should be something on like Super Bowl Sunday...a dudes day!!!
Lisa
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Tell her Valentinez day has been abolished. In its place, the government has instituted Steak & Blowjob day.
Every woman is required to present her man with a steak made just the way he likes it, then get down on her knees and give him great head all the way.
And yes, that includes swallowing!
She doesn't swallow :(
that's the first girl I ever fuck with who doesn't swallow...
that's also the first girl I ever fucked who isn't a complete whore so it's OK I guess ;D
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She doesn't swallow :(
that's the first girl I ever fuck with who doesn't swallow...
that's also the first firl I ever fucked who isn't a complete whore so it's OK I guess ;D
What? Doesn't swallow? Throw that c u n t out to the curb. A girlfriend who doesn't swallow is like a broken pencil: pointless!
Make her aware of what a great honor and privilege it is to service you!
But hey, maybe you shouldn't be listening to me... I'm almost surely going to be single come V-day... not that there's anything wrong with that. Saves some money :)
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What? Doesn't swallow? Throw that c u n t out to the curb. A girlfriend who doesn't swallow is like a broken pencil: pointless!
Make her aware of what a great honor and privilege it is to service you!
But hey, maybe you shouldn't be listening to me... I'm almost surely going to be single come V-day... not that there's anything wrong with that. Saves some money :)
LMAO !
I think I'll stick with her, that's one of the first girl I have respect for since a long time
yeah I know Mars, respecting women is gay ;D
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throw in the finest $8.00 box of wine
;D
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LMAO !
I think I'll stick with her, that's one of the first girl I have respect for since a long time
yeah I know Mars, respecting women is gay ;D
It is the best policy to start dating a girl as of Feb 15, and break up with her just before her bday or Xmas, whichever comes first. Saves you a ton of money.
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It seems the getbig consensus involves an evening at the McDonald's located inside of the Walmart, a box of wine, a beating, and then oral sex.
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I do that all the time so i highly doubt my hubbie would think it was "special" :-*
Lisa
Sounds like that nugga don't know what he got.
You can reclaim your self-respect by sucking a few local dicks now and then.
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Sounds like that nugga don't know what he got.
You can reclaim your self-respect by sucking a few local dicks now and then.
HAHAHAAHAAHAHA local dicks HAHAHAHA...
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Sounds like that nugga don't know what he got.
You can reclaim your self-respect by sucking a few local dicks now and then.
Oh no, he appreciates it everytime (along with the warm washcloth i use to wipe him up ;))
As for sucking a few local dicks i did and then i married him :P
Lisa
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Oh no, he appreciates it everytime (along with the warm washcloth i use to wipe him up ;))
As for sucking a few local dicks i did and then i married him :P
Lisa
you seem like a dicksucking pro.
whats your take on ass-to-mouth?
he pounds your poop chute, then pulls out and lets you slurp up the jizz and shit from it.
you down with that? ever did it while intoxicated?
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you seem like a dicksucking pro.
whats your take on ass-to-mouth?
he pounds your poop chute, then pulls out and lets you slurp up the jizz and shit from it.
you down with that?
ever did it while intoxicated?
Yes
Nope
Ick
No
Sure
Lisa
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how about a blow job instead ?
:'( I'm starting to get emotional with everyone showing their sensitive side.
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you seem like a dicksucking pro.
whats your take on ass-to-mouth?
he pounds your poop chute, then pulls out and lets you slurp up the jizz and shit from it.
you down with that? ever did it while intoxicated?
fuck i'd feel bad for the chick in that situation...its one or the other...not both.
don't shit where u eat as Tony Soprano says...
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It seems the getbig consensus involves an evening at the McDonald's located inside of the Walmart, a box of wine, a beating, and then oral sex.
Is there a problem WhiteCastle?
;D
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Is there a problem WhiteCastle?
;D
He's not McDonalds
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He's not McDonalds
Ahhh...now I get it!
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well it seems like all i can think about lately is eating fucking and training.
...but at the moment my stockpile of pussy is all ran dry.. havent been motivated to get out there and bang the ladies for a little while(my theory now that im all jacked on the idea is a lack of monounstaruated fats and power/compound movements in my routine)...
im going to go out hunting this weekend though, hopefull ill come back having a few diff. fuck buddies lined up for the fourteeenth. ...definitely.
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I do that all the time so i highly doubt my hubbie would think it was "special" :-*
Lisa
Then it's time to introduce another gilr into the equation! :)
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what are you bitches doing so I can steal your ideas
I really don't want to skratch my head over this shit ;D
I will send your a box of chocolates with dinabol tabs covered in white chocolate.
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I bought my girlfriend some new wheels for my car.
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See when i mean thoughtful i mean it for both sides...i am giving my hubbie something from Dale Jr's new car company...i planned ahead and it just came in the mail today.
Not so romantic, as girls may want but right up his alley.
Lisa
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See when i mean thoughtful i mean it for both sides...i am giving my hubbie something from Dale Jr's new car company...i planned ahead and it just came in the mail today.
Not so romantic, as girls may want but right up his alley.
Lisa
i've got a nice thick 8 inch present for you. :D
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i've got a nice thick 8 inch present for you. :D
You'd have to lose a good amount of fat to discover even the first few inches.
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i've got a nice thick 8 inch present for you. :D
That's hot!!! Totally along those "thoughtful" lines i was speaking of >:(
Lisa :-*
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Let me break it down for you guys so you don't fall into the "curse of hallmark" that is valentines day. When you first meet a girl she will go out of her way to show you how intelligent she is and not the typical bimbo, after all if your a decent guy she will want to present her self as marriage material, if she's a whore. . . well you get what you pay for(dont expect much). Casually, and not within 2 months of february or it will seem as a copout, you have to mention how you hate the idea of valentines day because it is "sooooo corporate" and that if you really love someone you don't need a "card company" to tell you to appreciate them. Of course she will agree with you and actually think she has bagged a "real romantic". Then when valentines day rolls around don't get her anything. She will have no choice but to not say anything or else she looks like a liar and girls can never admit to making mistakes. BOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!! Now you never ever have to get a valentines gift!
If you've already gotten her a gift in the past. . . well, your screwed.
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just some unsolicitated queer eye for the straight guy advice..
dont buy your girl red roses, they are too cliche and make girls feel old. ( and never buy them at a deli or supermarket)
my advice two dozen 'sweet heart' roses pink ... you'll definitley get laid.
also bring her out to the most upscale restaurant you can find, and tell her you want to see her in her best glam clothes.While your at the restraount dont act all nice and formal...talk dirty and kinky to her all night, tell all the crazy sex things you want to do to her, offer to have sex with her in the bathroom...she will love it and when you get home you will be getting anal for sure.
bottom line is dont be cliche or predictable.
no need to thank me.
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just some unsolicitated queer eye for the straight guy advice..
dont buy your girl red roses, they are too cliche and make girls feel old. ( and never buy them at a deli or supermarket)
my advice two dozen 'sweet heart' roses pink ... you'll definitley get laid.
also bring her out to the most upscale restaurant you can find, and tell her you want to see her in her best glam clothes.While your at the restraount dont act all nice and formal...talk dirty and kinky to her all night, tell all the crazy sex things you want to do to her, offer to have sex with her in the bathroom...she will love it and when you get home you will be getting anal for sure.
bottom line is dont be cliche or predictable.
no need to thank me.
i like you
minus the roses
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My wife does not like romantic crap and I am a romantic kind a guy :(
She prefers a pot plant to flowers any day.
All the other stuff is just a cliche to her :-\
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just some unsolicitated queer eye for the straight guy advice..
dont buy your girl red roses, they are too cliche and make girls feel old. ( and never buy them at a deli or supermarket)
my advice two dozen 'sweet heart' roses pink ... you'll definitley get laid.
also bring her out to the most upscale restaurant you can find, and tell her you want to see her in her best glam clothes.While your at the restraount dont act all nice and formal...talk dirty and kinky to her all night, tell all the crazy sex things you want to do to her, offer to have sex with her in the bathroom...she will love it and when you get home you will be getting anal for sure.
bottom line is dont be cliche or predictable.
no need to thank me.
I can jack off cheaper than I can buy TWO DOZEN roses on Valentines Day...they always crank up the price on VDAY
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Just get her this :):
(http://www.affordablesupplements.com/universal_fat_burners.jpg)
Whatever you get her, pretend like it's the best gift ever.
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DON'T CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE ON VALENTINE'S DAY ;)
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Tiffany & Co. will work, it is such a waste of money. However most women, especailly South Florida women love that stuff. I got my girl a necklace from there and we are going to go out for dinner. Little does she know the day after she is coming with me and my car drag racing at the corvette challenge!
All women want something nice, if they say they dont like that stuff.....it's because no one has ever done that for them.
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i like you
minus the roses
haha, well the ones IM talking about are called or at least used to be called sweet heart roses, they used to give them to girls for their sweet 16, they are basically baby/ miniture roses. Women like em cause it is sort of nostalgic and also makes them feel young as opposed to the grandmother red roses they usually get. at least they used to, girls are not as girly as they used to be. are they all on gear or something?...
maybe roses have just become a sign that the guy is guilty of something
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haha, well the ones IM talking about are called or at least used to be called sweet heart roses, they used to give them to girls for their sweet 16, they are basically baby/ miniture roses. Women like em cause it is sort of nostalgic and also makes them feel young as opposed to the grandmother red roses they usually get. at least they used to, girls are not as girly as they used to be. are they all on gear or something?...
maybe roses have just become a sign that the guy is guilty of something
i just dont like roses.... other flowers i can deal with
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i just dont like roses.... other flowers i can deal with
Like this one?
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Like this one?
::)
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YOU WANT THIS
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hahahhaa, something tells me those aren't big enough for "neveradicktoobigforblond e".
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hahahhaa, something tells me those aren't big enough for "neveradicktoobigforblond e".
She told me she likes black ones.
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She told me she likes black ones.
hahahahhaaa, oh brother, another mudshark. ;D
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hahahahhaaa, oh brother, another mudshark. ;D
have you ever banged a black chick, or would you?
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have you ever banged a black chick, or would you?
HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO.
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HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO.
All Lies. ;D
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All Lies. ;D
hahahahaa.
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She told me she likes black ones.
i don't recall having that conversation......
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i don't recall having that conversation......
do you like getting it doggie style?
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do you like getting it doggie style?
:P
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:P
exactly what i thought. :o
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SF, she told me she only likes really good looking muscular guys, but then she's always talking about carpet munching and banging some random guy who supplies them drugs every weekend.
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SF, she told me she only likes really good looking muscular guys, but then she's always talking about carpet munching and banging some random guy who supplies them drugs every weekend.
i'd like to get a look at that, i can picture her on all fours taking a big one from behind with her face buried in some hot 19 year old chick's cleanly shaven snatch. :P
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then she whines to me on aim about how she is lonely, after she just gave a blonde chick a rim job, and in two hours has a date with a Tom Prince, where she is exchanging oral sex for nubain.
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Nevertrust...are you gonna douche for your girlfriend for Valentine's day?
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then she whines to me on aim about how she is lonely, after she just gave a blonde chick a rim job, and in two hours has a date with a Tom Prince, where she is exchanging oral sex for nubain.
i schedule them at least 3 hours apart! you should know this by now....
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i schedule them at least 3 hours apart! you should know this by now....
so you're admitting to the rim job?
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lmfao @ " mud shark"
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i schedule them at least 3 hours apart! you should know this by now....
What's with the creepy avatar pic? At least post one in which your arm isn't in the way..........
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What's with the creepy avatar pic? At least post one in which your arm isn't in the way..........
she's creepy. :D
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lmfao @ " mud shark"
i'm hurt by that insinuation!
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I beat her up before she had that picture taken.
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she looks like she just finished gagging on some cock for blacksonblondes.com..... ..made her eye-make-up run. :D
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I beat her up before she had that picture taken.
no you didn't.... it was that random guy....
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this blonde fucck hound is starting to grow on me a little, i wonder if she has any pictures of her eating some pussy?
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buy her shit all year ,,reason you in america are all divorced and single is because you only buy and show supposed love on valentines day and not when it counts which is DURING THE YEAR
gt her some roses to work or if shes young as in 21 and under a big teddy since american girls in america like big things,,if youre around the world and not in america you dont have to do nothing they wont care ,,maybe go out eat and flowers if she into memorizing every stupid occation first couple years
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buy her shit all year ,,reason you in america are all divorced and single is because you only buy and show supposed love on valentines day and not when it counts which is DURING THE YEAR
gt her some roses to work or if shes young as in 21 and under a big teddy since american girls in america like big things,,if youre around the world and not in america you dont have to do nothing they wont care ,,maybe go out eat and flowers if she into memorizing every stupid occation first couple years
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAhahafhda lfkas;jtkl342352
"american girls in america like big things"
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this blonde fucck hound is starting to grow on me a little, i wonder if she has any pictures of her eating some pussy?
kinda grew on you, did i? lol
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kinda grew on you, did i? lol
get a nose job and you can impale yourself on my 8 inch cock anytime. :D
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get a nose job and you can impale yourself on my 8 inch cock anytime. :D
is it pretty?
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is it pretty?
of course, three fingers thick as well. :-X
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(http://images.google.com/url?q=http://web.syr.edu/~rtharper/bullshit.jpg&usg=AFQjCNHfv3zTvnXjqmPac_0z7mib5I-I0w)
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get a nose job and you can impale yourself on my 8 inch cock anytime. :D
You could smack that nose into shape yourself squadfather.
Another great idea for a valentine's gift.
:)
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Not to get back on the subject of this "romantic" ::) day, but i will...I just got this email and even i got a good laugh out of it-
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, a movie and/or any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secretly guys feel left out. That's right..left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job, & Shut-the-Fuck-Up Day.' Simple, effective and self-explanatory... This holiday has been created so the ladies can have a day to show their man just how much they love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town.......the name of the holiday explains it all. Just prepare us a steak, give us a BJ, and then shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it! It's that easy!
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut-the-Fuck-Up Day will usher in a new age of love and romance as men everywhere will try
THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. It's a "win, win" situation!
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
kiss kiss to all you guys!!!!
Lisa
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buy her shit all year ,,reason you in america are all divorced and single is because you only buy and show supposed love on valentines day and not when it counts which is DURING THE YEAR
gt her some roses to work or if shes young as in 21 and under a big teddy since american girls in america like big things,,if youre around the world and not in america you dont have to do nothing they wont care ,,maybe go out eat and flowers if she into memorizing every stupid occation first couple years
wow, gh15 has a heart after all. :D
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Like GH15 says, do not pause and select only several days of the year, pre-ordained by the marketing moguls that be, to show you are think of and loving your close ones.
Technically, there is a great lack of integrity in all of this.
And you know you have a bad woman if she EXPECTS something of substance and is disappointed in the color of the car you just bought her.
Be spontaneous, THROUGHOUT the yhear, and you be a prince in her eyes.
Mike
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Like GH15 says, do not pause and select only several days of the year, pre-ordained by the marketing moguls that be, to show you are think of and loving your close ones.
Technically, there is a great lack of integrity in all of this.
And you know you have a bad woman if she EXPECTS something of substance and is disappointed in the color of the car you just bought her.
Be spontaneous, THROUGHOUT the yhear, and you be a prince in her eyes.
Mike
Jesus christ, do you guys ever get laid?