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Title: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: TooPowerful4u on February 12, 2008, 03:22:49 PM
OMFG.  Go to thedirty.com....then go to Jersey in the "cities" area near the top.  The guy with the fake chest has tons of pix on there and the guy just makes fun of him and his family over and over and over lol...the dude sends in death threat letters and he just makes it worse! imcrying......

http://www.thedirty.com/?cat=79&paged=2

scroll down to the orange frog!
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Post by: Quickerblade on February 12, 2008, 03:27:08 PM
fake
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bast000 on February 12, 2008, 03:28:43 PM
how do you figure he has a fake chest?
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Post by: tleilaxutank on February 12, 2008, 03:49:10 PM
haha fake chest!?? I love you guys.... isn't it good enough that the guy looks like a douche bag?  The truth is funnier than made up crap..
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bast000 on February 13, 2008, 09:59:38 PM
priceless facial expression

(http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ooshfge33.jpg)
(http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/36745hjdvef.jpg)
(http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/2387uihfewef.jpg)

'Hey Soon to Be Dead Mr. Funny Man,
I guess your eyes are not to good or you don’t read to good. Last timeyou put my pictures up I told you who I was and who I knew. I guess you didnot get it through your f*cking skull that I want to smash you down. I seethat I am back up on your site again and I got news for you that you might notunderstand but I am a connected guy downtown. That means I say the wordand you become lost permanently. I don’t like you imbarrassing me on yourpiece of sh*t website. I talked to my cousin who knows the law and she said Ican’t sue you but I don’t give a f*ck because I want to break you in half.I went through your site and I saw that you make fun of other people whoworkout like me, I think your f*cking jealous of us, I think your fat.Not for nothing but if I find out who you are through my sources I am going tocome knock on your door in a very not very nice way and then f*ck you oldlady and if you have a dog f*ck him up to and then f*ck you up. You don’ttake ALL these f*cking pictures down I will f*ck you up real bad. LASTF*CKING WARNING!!!'
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Lifter4Life on February 13, 2008, 10:06:03 PM
WHAT A BUNCH OF  D I C K S !
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: JohnnyVegas on February 13, 2008, 10:08:19 PM
Her titties demand my immediate attention.

(http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ooshfge33.jpg)
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: chaos on February 13, 2008, 10:09:40 PM
priceless facial expression

(http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ooshfge33.jpg)
(http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/36745hjdvef.jpg)
(http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/2387uihfewef.jpg)

'Hey Soon to Be Dead Mr. Funny Man,
I guess your eyes are not to good or you don’t read to good. Last timeyou put my pictures up I told you who I was and who I knew. I guess you didnot get it through your f*cking skull that I want to smash you down. I seethat I am back up on your site again and I got news for you that you might notunderstand but I am a connected guy downtown. That means I say the wordand you become lost permanently. I don’t like you imbarrassing me on yourpiece of sh*t website. I talked to my cousin who knows the law and she said Ican’t sue you but I don’t give a f*ck because I want to break you in half.I went through your site and I saw that you make fun of other people whoworkout like me, I think your f*cking jealous of us, I think your fat.Not for nothing but if I find out who you are through my sources I am going tocome knock on your door in a very not very nice way and then f*ck you oldlady and if you have a dog f*ck him up to and then f*ck you up. You don’ttake ALL these f*cking pictures down I will f*ck you up real bad. LASTF*CKING WARNING!!!'

What's the story behind all this?
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Lifter4Life on February 13, 2008, 10:10:32 PM
SHE WOULD LOOK O SO MUCH BETTER WITH CUM COVERING HER FACE.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: KillerMonk on February 13, 2008, 10:11:57 PM
His Chest does look like implants but he is pulling pussy,one of the better implants surgerys i have seen.
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Post by: GoneAway on February 13, 2008, 10:14:29 PM
looks like a scar down the middle of his pecline, which would suit the 'fake chest' theory. if so, it was a very welldone job.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bast000 on February 13, 2008, 10:21:06 PM
I looked on that site and there are a few videos of him. The guy is actually a very rich entrepreneur in England, Scott Alexander.
http://www.scottalexander.tv/welcome.php
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Post by: Croatch on February 13, 2008, 10:32:21 PM
I looked on that site and there are a few videos of him. The guy is actually a very rich entrepreneur in England, Scott Alexander.
http://www.scottalexander.tv/welcome.php
http://www.thedirty.com/?p=10809 (http://www.thedirty.com/?p=10809)
Apparently, this guy already had a name for himself, before making it to getbig....that is "douchebag". ;)
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: calmus on February 13, 2008, 10:34:25 PM
Guys, For once and for all, leave me out of this, I refute all allegations regarding my chest..

I hope you all are happy with your loser selves, trying to put down my fellow guido's, we fuck girls that you dream of, have some balls, apply some fake tan, get a tub of gel, and meet me out at Jersey

fuckin Ron's been on a tear lately, approving new accounts, changing names.  Maybe bignation has him spooked.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: calmus on February 13, 2008, 10:39:22 PM
And I'm going to do my part by registering a couple of gimmicks, especially since he's apparently greenlighting everything.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: TommyBoy on February 13, 2008, 10:40:18 PM
I don't think those are implants. You can see striations and its not smooth at all. Dude is making a seriously goofy face though.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: JohnnyVegas on February 13, 2008, 10:59:45 PM
I don't think those are implants. You can see striations and its not smooth at all. Dude is making a seriously goofy face though.

I didnt think he had implants either, until I saw this pic

(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/body_04april07_03_jpg.jpg)

They are implants.

http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/scott-alexander-gallery.php


Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: calmus on February 13, 2008, 11:09:14 PM
Hahaha.......I hope these "implants" catch on. Soon it will be chicks asking dudes, "are those real?"..... give us a chance to drop the "wouldn't you like to know?" line. 
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Captain Equipoise on February 13, 2008, 11:18:53 PM
I don't think the dude's chest is fake... most likely he just trains it a lot more than anything else.. either way, he pulls mad pussy,
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Post by: TrueGrit on February 13, 2008, 11:29:41 PM
In one photo he had weird botox type blobs on his cheeks.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: nycbull on February 13, 2008, 11:29:55 PM
what is the whole premise of that site dirty.com , cant figure it out, who is Nik Ricchie?
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: nycbull on February 13, 2008, 11:31:46 PM
I didnt think he had implants either, until I saw this pic

(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/body_04april07_03_jpg.jpg)

They are implants.

http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/scott-alexander-gallery.php




Id like to see a picture of him before he had all the work done and tweezing those ugly ass eyebrows.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: TooPowerful4u on February 13, 2008, 11:42:00 PM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cant stop laughing.  Did somebody make that name as a joke or did he really make his OWN name "fakechestguy" LMFAO i cant stop laughing omg hahahaha
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Quickerblade on February 13, 2008, 11:49:33 PM
Guys, For once and for all, leave me out of this, I refute all allegations regarding my chest..

I hope you all are happy with your loser selves, trying to put down my fellow guido's, we fuck girls that you dream of, have some balls, apply some fake tan, get a tub of gel, and meet me out at Jersey or Manchester

(http://f9g.yahoofs.com/groups/g_19122900/.HomePage/__sr_/dc35.jpg?grAeitHBLE38.eq7)

Dont Hate congratulate
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: dr_para24 on February 13, 2008, 11:52:10 PM
I saw much shape before. is not faked!
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: sgt. d on February 13, 2008, 11:52:37 PM
I don't think the dude's chest is fake... most likely he just trains it a lot more than anything else.. either way, he pulls mad pussydick,


fixed
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on February 14, 2008, 01:18:27 AM
the sad thing is once again a geek like that is surrounded with fuckable sluts.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: webcake on February 14, 2008, 01:23:06 AM
He has an impressive stare. I'd hate to meet this guy in the gym. He'd stare down everyone :o
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: ngm21084 on February 14, 2008, 01:59:34 AM
this guy and all his little homo friends are a bunch of metrosexula fags who get implants and only work out arms and chest and try to be bad ass....this guy is a fuckin character though....good laugh....
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Post by: phreak on February 14, 2008, 02:14:05 AM
the sad thing is once again a geek like that is surrounded with fuckable sluts.
So is every other homo. So the point is: in order to talk to hot women he turned himself into a woman. Not worth it for me.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on February 14, 2008, 02:16:41 AM
maybe they feel less intimidated when there surrounded with girly men.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: m8 on February 14, 2008, 03:32:47 AM
Her titties demand my immediate attention.

(http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ooshfge33.jpg)

I have to say that I didn't even notice them before your post.
Damn.

Quote
SHE WOULD LOOK O SO MUCH BETTER WITH CUM COVERING HER FACE.

Exactly, and with a cock down her throat.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: m8 on February 14, 2008, 03:36:36 AM
(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/ScottAlexander01_jpg.jpg)
(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/retouch3_END%5B1%5D_JPG.jpg)
(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/Scott_Term_jpg.jpg)
(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/steve_'s%20edit%206_END_jpg.jpg)
(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/Worlds_Richest.jpg)
(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/Worlds_richest3.jpg)


Discuss.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Meltdown on February 14, 2008, 03:38:18 AM
Clowns like this would not know what a workout is.Way too much time in the mirror.Weirdos. ::)
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kyomu on February 14, 2008, 03:46:43 AM
Guys, For once and for all, leave me out of this, I refute all allegations regarding my chest..

I hope you all are happy with your loser selves, trying to put down my fellow guido's, we fuck girls that you dream of, have some balls, apply some fake tan, get a tub of gel, and meet me out at Jersey or Manchester

(http://f9g.yahoofs.com/groups/g_19122900/.HomePage/__sr_/dc35.jpg?grAeitHBLE38.eq7)

Dont Hate congratulate
Yupiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!! I support you fakey!!! ;)
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kyomu on February 14, 2008, 03:48:09 AM
I have had it with you guys, who do you think you guys are? i can buy you? im worth over $19M, my chest is no concern to you or to anyone, I really enjoy flying to Jersey on my G5 and grabbing 4 of the hottest guidos and let them unleash there wilsdest fantasies on me.
Why dont you post some training pics dude.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: m8 on February 14, 2008, 03:48:14 AM
I have had it with you guys, who do you think you guys are? i can buy you? im worth over $19M, my chest is no concern to you or to anyone, I really enjoy flying to Jersey on my G5 and grabbing 4 of the hottest guidos and let them unleash there wilsdest fantasies on me.

Fake  :-\
Any new pictures of your body, big guy?
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kyomu on February 14, 2008, 03:51:59 AM
Wrong, Im real, I take action to achieve my success, do you?
Anyway,post some pic of your training or whole body.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: m8 on February 14, 2008, 03:54:23 AM
Wrong, Im real, I take action to achieve my success, do you?

Can you post a recent, never posted before picture of Fake Chest Guy, "fakechestguy" ?
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Post by: dr.chimps on February 14, 2008, 03:57:13 AM

'Hey Soon to Be Dead Mr. Funny Man,
I guess your eyes are not to good or you don’t read to good. Last timeyou put my pictures up I told you who I was and who I knew. I guess you didnot get it through your f*cking skull that I want to smash you down. I seethat I am back up on your site again and I got news for you that you might notunderstand but I am a connected guy downtown. That means I say the wordand you become lost permanently. I don’t like you imbarrassing me on yourpiece of sh*t website. I talked to my cousin who knows the law and she said Ican’t sue you but I don’t give a f*ck because I want to break you in half.I went through your site and I saw that you make fun of other people whoworkout like me, I think your f*cking jealous of us, I think your fat.Not for nothing but if I find out who you are through my sources I am going tocome knock on your door in a very not very nice way and then f*ck you oldlady and if you have a dog f*ck him up to and then f*ck you up. You don’ttake ALL these f*cking pictures down I will f*ck you up real bad. LASTF*CKING WARNING!!!'
Hehe. He talks just like DA. Needs to add something about killing your dog, tho.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kyomu on February 14, 2008, 04:01:39 AM
I read that, It's not me that posted that, do you guys believe in achieving Success in money & Finance?
No pic? Still waiting. If not, people will keep on thinking you are a real fake..
Or u dont train at all? ;)
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: dr.chimps on February 14, 2008, 04:56:19 AM
I read that, It's not me that posted that, do you guys believe in achieving Success in money & Finance?
You're good. I gotta admit tho my favourite is still Dog Chapman. God bless.  :D
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Post by: Epic_Monster on February 14, 2008, 05:01:19 AM
Damn I tought Brent was bad but this guy is the worst!!
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Post by: Da Freak on February 14, 2008, 05:16:12 AM
are we really sure thats a fake chest? could be good genetics. nevertheless, looks like this guy is richer and pulls more hot pussy than 99.5% on this board  ;D
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Post by: KillerMonk on February 14, 2008, 05:30:16 AM
Looks like he use hemmroid cream on his face he has only one facial exspression. :P
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on February 14, 2008, 05:48:56 AM
thats one creepy fellow.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: TrueGrit on February 14, 2008, 05:56:15 AM
Wtf is in them pouches. Some sunflower seeds and shit?

Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: m8 on February 14, 2008, 06:16:30 AM
Wtf is in them pouches. Some sunflower seeds and shit?



Botox.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on February 14, 2008, 06:36:59 AM
and then we have to win the war with types like that hahaha.
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Post by: sgt. d on February 14, 2008, 06:38:53 AM
and then we have to win the war with types like that hahaha.

haha saddam is dead hahaha
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: _bruce_ on February 14, 2008, 06:39:37 AM
3 words...
"Far Beyond Gay"
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on February 14, 2008, 06:42:23 AM
haha saddam is dead hahaha

and you are black. homie?
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: sgt. d on February 14, 2008, 06:53:12 AM
and you are black. homie?

Maybe

Got any black jokes today "Mars"
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Post by: dr.chimps on February 14, 2008, 07:44:00 AM
Maybe

Got any black jokes today "Mars"
Maybe!? WTF? I guess Black Pride isn't what it used to be.  :-\

/i'll send over tommie smith and john carlos asap. that'll get your mind right
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Post by: JediKnight on February 14, 2008, 07:45:09 AM
look at this fake guido,,EPIC fat rolls


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Post by: jaejonna on February 14, 2008, 07:47:09 AM
JediKnight is Mr. California ... ::)
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kyomu on February 14, 2008, 07:49:19 AM
JediKnight is Mr. California ... ::)
Is this you?Cus they told me so...
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: jaejonna on February 14, 2008, 07:50:23 AM
Is this you?Cus they told me so...
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: JediKnight on February 14, 2008, 07:51:26 AM
JaeJonna as Mr.Fat Rolls Guido   ;D


Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: HTexan on February 14, 2008, 07:56:00 AM
lol did he really write that e-threat?
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BayGBM on February 14, 2008, 07:56:47 AM
looks like a scar down the middle of his pecline, which would suit the 'fake chest' theory. if so, it was a very welldone job.

Btw, pec implants (like breast implants) are not inserted from the middle of the chest.  An incision is made under the armpit and the implants are inserted that way—from the sides—not the middle of the sternum.  He may or may not have a scar between his pecs but it wouldn’t be from implants.



Id like to see a picture of him before he had all the work done and tweezing those ugly ass eyebrows.

There is nothing more emasculating than a man with over plucked/tweaked eyebrows.  :-[
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: TrueGrit on February 14, 2008, 08:01:18 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=200355.0;attach=233683;image)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/ff/Nick_Nack_by_Herv%C3%A9_Villechaize.jpg/200px-Nick_Nack_by_Herv%C3%A9_Villechaize.jpg)
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: medz zeppelin on February 14, 2008, 08:02:05 AM
what about a twink getting stuffed by vic richards ?
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: EL Mariachi on February 14, 2008, 08:04:44 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=200355.0;attach=233683;image)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/ff/Nick_Nack_by_Herv%C3%A9_Villechaize.jpg/200px-Nick_Nack_by_Herv%C3%A9_Villechaize.jpg)


hahaha jeo joanna rat guido
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Post by: chester_bbb on February 14, 2008, 08:05:30 AM
look at this fake guido,,EPIC fat rolls




Looks like he ate a bad bean burrito. ;D
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Parker on February 14, 2008, 08:21:58 AM
(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/ScottAlexander01_jpg.jpg)
(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/retouch3_END%5B1%5D_JPG.jpg)
(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/Scott_Term_jpg.jpg)
(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/steve_'s%20edit%206_END_jpg.jpg)
(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/Worlds_Richest.jpg)
(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/Worlds_richest3.jpg)


Discuss.

He looks like a diesel version of Smallville's Lex Luthor.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: jetcity on February 14, 2008, 08:23:23 AM
that fake chest guy is some serious high roller!

&feature=related

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Post by: w8m8 on February 14, 2008, 08:25:34 AM
what's up with the fucked up hand in the last one ( looks like two left hands to me ) ? and the shopped pec pic with his way cool sunglasses  ???
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: nder98 on February 14, 2008, 08:27:08 AM
He looks like a diesel version of Smallville's Lex Luthor.

Its mind boggling on the emense doochebaggery of this guy...
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: AllDrugs on February 14, 2008, 08:27:46 AM
That might be one of the biggest douchebags in history after looking at his website.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Parker on February 14, 2008, 08:31:29 AM
that fake chest guy is some serious high roller!

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Well, I guess he's got it in Manchester. He said comestics, but he also talked about, if one doesn't want to wait 2-3 years for the car that he can get it for you...translation the cars are rented or borrowed. Now some of those might be his cars, like the ugly tricked out RR
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Post by: Julio Ceasar on February 14, 2008, 08:41:17 AM
He's fucking famous haha...what a fuck!!! He's faker than Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Bigfoot, spiderman, silversurfer, superman, x men traveling to Atlantis.

Plastic surgery, implants, botox, fake tan, make up, steorids...what the fuck! He must had a hard childhood ending up like this!
Great Jerry Springer material!!!!
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: XFACTOR on February 14, 2008, 08:49:02 AM
He's fucking famous haha...what a fuck!!! He's faker than Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Bigfoot, spiderman, silversurfer, superman, x men traveling to Atlantis.

Plastic surgery, implants, botox, fake tan, make up, steorids...what the fuck! He must had a hard childhood ending up like this!
Great Jerry Springer material!!!!

I just looked at this thread.  That guy has a fake chest?  It looks real.  Parts of his face look fake though. 
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on February 14, 2008, 09:03:20 AM
it would be fun to go back to prehistoric times to see how a tanning homo(metro)sexual like "him" could handle himself between real men.
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Post by: jaejonna on February 14, 2008, 09:04:04 AM
The guy is Mr. Superficial .... if you win the lottery and need to bling bling that same night you go to him for all the 'accessories' ..
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Post by: michael arvilla on February 14, 2008, 09:07:39 AM
in Britain on tv

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Post by: XFACTOR on February 14, 2008, 09:12:30 AM
The guy is Mr. Superficial .... if you win the lottery and need to bling bling that same night you go to him for all the 'accessories' ..

It actually sounds like a freakin sweet job.  I'm materialistic as hell though.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The ChemistV2 on February 14, 2008, 09:20:35 AM
Strange shit here! All along I thought this guy was some Jackass guido and now it turns out he's from England.  Besides the ridiculous facial expression in some of the pics, after watching his videos and checking the website I'll give him this: He might be a total fraud. If you deal cars like he does, you can have a few on hand to drive around. I know people who do that. If he's hooked up with Real estate developers, he can probably live virtually rent-free. What he's good at is promoting himself and projecting an image (wealth, success) and whether he really has any big money or not, he's convinced a lot of people he has. Therefore, he probably pulls down hot chicks, gets to drive Lambo's and live in a nice place. Yes, looks like an assclown in many pics, but he's living pretty large.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on February 14, 2008, 09:24:39 AM
he seems like a nice guy but those pictures are just wrong.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kyomu on February 14, 2008, 09:33:40 AM
that fake chest guy is some serious high roller!

&feature=related


Heeeeeeey! Looks like nice guy!
I aplogize to you Fakey!
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Post by: jetcity on February 14, 2008, 09:34:50 AM
Heeeeeeey! Looks like nice guy!
I aplogize to you Fakey!


dang...... ppl be respecting money
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Post by: kyomu on February 14, 2008, 09:36:38 AM

dang...... ppl be respecting money
Of course, I am a business man also!
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Post by: jetcity on February 14, 2008, 09:37:56 AM
Of course, I am a business man also!

kyomu i like your honesty
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Post by: Big_Tymer on February 14, 2008, 09:40:03 AM
it would be fun to go back to prehistoric times to see how a tanning homo(metro)sexual like "him" could handle himself between real men.

ha ha.  he wouldnt survive a minute.
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Post by: TrueGrit on February 14, 2008, 09:40:15 AM
makes no secret of using cosmetic surgery.

He seems to be trying to override a rather effeminate voice. A plastic posterboy for the plastic, ipod generation.

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Post by: busyB on February 14, 2008, 09:50:11 AM
what is the whole premise of that site dirty.com , cant figure it out, who is Nik Ricchie?

He started a website here in Arizona called dirtyscottsdale.com. It is a take off from the Popprozzi  (sp?)

Now, he has sites for all these different cities. He is always out at the clubs but no one knows his real idenity. He bashes the same kind of dudes and chicks here in Az. Pretty funny shit actually...
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Post by: Mars on February 14, 2008, 09:54:38 AM
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00385/ScottAlexander_chai_385501a.jpg)
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Post by: JohnnyVegas on February 14, 2008, 10:03:17 AM
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00385/ScottAlexander_chai_385501a.jpg)

Thank you, I just barfed up my breakfest.  ::)
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Post by: nder98 on February 14, 2008, 10:23:54 AM
What goes on in the minds of these people??????
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Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on February 14, 2008, 10:27:59 AM
that fake chest guy is some serious high roller!

&feature=related



Omfg look at that fuckable skank from the tv show.  :o
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Post by: dj181 on February 14, 2008, 10:30:02 AM
What goes on in the minds of these people??????
they've discovered the key to true happiness... be a phony @sshole who only cares about money and self-promotion :D
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Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on February 14, 2008, 10:38:10 AM
This guy is a male Bethany H., someone should hook these two phony basttards up.

The Beef
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Post by: Bast000 on February 14, 2008, 10:45:46 AM
video of him and his GH

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Post by: TrueGrit on February 14, 2008, 10:49:55 AM
So he spends - he claims - nearly quarter of a million dollars a year on GH. No wonder his cheeks are growing.
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Post by: medz zeppelin on February 14, 2008, 10:54:36 AM
multi millionaire Scott Alexander works with the best physician in the world?
when was this contest held? who represented the US?
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Post by: nycbull on February 14, 2008, 11:56:27 AM
the cheek thing is a filler to plump out his laugh lines, but if he is really only 33 they should not have been that bad or even existed at all. However, steroids can make lines and wrinkles more pronouced by tightening and enlarging the muscles underneath.

He clearly has some kind of dismorphia.....but I do admire the guys ambition and drive.
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Post by: cht868 on February 14, 2008, 12:04:58 PM
what a fucking tool bag,i'll tell u what guido fake chest guy, u wanna prove how tough u are, take ur charter jet and come down to where i live and tell me how tough u r, i'll tear ur fake pec muscles off and beat u with them fag, plus i will make a video and post it on getbit so we can lol forever....just let me know homo
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Post by: Rami on February 14, 2008, 12:10:14 PM
He is 31 and injects HGH twice a day. Someone needs to tell him it is not working.


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Post by: nycbull on February 14, 2008, 12:12:50 PM
Never thought I see the day when a Brit can, or would even want to, turn himself into a guido.  What advancement!!!
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Post by: jetcity on February 14, 2008, 12:25:06 PM
what a fucking tool bag,i'll tell u what guido fake chest guy, u wanna prove how tough u are, take ur charter jet and come down to where i live and tell me how tough u r, i'll tear ur fake pec muscles off and beat u with them fag, plus i will make a video and post it on getbit so we can lol forever....just let me know homo

you seem really bitter.. is it his cars? women? clothes? money? his ambition to be NO1? i don't know about you bro... i think you need to check yourself why you have these issues with someone you don't know.. 

hope you get well..
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Post by: Condor on February 14, 2008, 12:26:37 PM
I wonder what Patrick Bateman would think of him.
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Post by: m8 on February 14, 2008, 12:30:56 PM
that fake chest guy is some serious high roller!

&feature=related



Holy shit that bitch is fucking hot, even though she looks pregnant.
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Post by: qiniz on February 14, 2008, 12:35:08 PM
the cheek thing is a filler to plump out his laugh lines, but if he is really only 33 they should not have been that bad or even existed at all. However, steroids can make lines and wrinkles more pronouced by tightening and enlarging the muscles underneath.

He clearly has some kind of dismorphia.....but I do admire the guys ambition and drive.

ditto, hes clearly a douchebag, but what i would like to know is what did he do to become this succesful/rich?
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Post by: Mars on February 14, 2008, 12:38:45 PM
well how do you know hes a douchebag? he comes of like a friendly guy in those vids.
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Post by: m8 on February 14, 2008, 12:40:33 PM
well how do you know hes a douchebag? he comes of like a friendly guy in those vids.

True, however he's way too feminine, men are turning into females.
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Post by: jetcity on February 14, 2008, 12:41:29 PM
ditto, hes clearly a douchebag, but what i would like to know is what did he do to become this succesful/rich?


i think he did everything you didn't do
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Post by: sinbad on February 14, 2008, 12:42:43 PM
well how do you know hes a douchebag? he comes of like a friendly guy in those vids.

Agreed, but from the pictures just hidious!! Interesting contrast.
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Post by: qiniz on February 14, 2008, 12:44:54 PM
what i mean by douchebag, is the way he does everything over the top. personally i wouldnt put myself out there like that, but thats his choice i guess.

but it isnt really clear on his website or anything about how he became this succesful, i mean clearly whatever he is doing is working!
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Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on February 14, 2008, 01:07:46 PM
Holy shit that bitch is fucking hot, even though she looks pregnant.

Yeah man I'd hit that for years.
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Post by: Condor on February 14, 2008, 01:15:12 PM
Yeah man I'd hit that for years.

Hey MONSTER, since you're a representative of team Patrick Bateman, I demand to know what he would think of this guy.

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Post by: kyomu on February 14, 2008, 01:27:59 PM
He is 31 and injects HGH twice a day. Someone needs to tell him it is not working.



Wahahahahahahahahhahahah! Exactly YES. He looks even older than me(38) and carry the mass of natty!
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Post by: kyomu on February 14, 2008, 01:30:19 PM
Holy shit that bitch is fucking hot, even though she looks pregnant.
Have you fucked lately? You really look like frustrating. :-\
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Post by: JohnnyVegas on February 14, 2008, 01:33:06 PM
So he spends - he claims - nearly quarter of a million dollars a year on GH. No wonder his cheeks are growing.

That claim has to be right up there with

1) how much he benches (585 for reps), and
2) how fast he can run the 40 in (4.33)......lol....
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Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on February 14, 2008, 01:36:01 PM
Hey MONSTER, since you're a representative of team Patrick Bateman, I demand to know what he would think of this guy.



He's the Luis Carruthers type, one of the biggest dickweeds in the buisness.

I saw that bastard sitting in his office, spinning a fucking menora.
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Post by: JohnnyVegas on February 14, 2008, 01:36:53 PM
what i mean by douchebag, is the way he does everything over the top. personally i wouldnt put myself out there like that, but thats his choice i guess.

but it isnt really clear on his website or anything about how he became this succesful, i mean clearly whatever he is doing is working!

Did it ever occur to you that

1) he may not have money, I mean people do bullshit about such things, or
2) he is a trust funder-do you think Paris Hilton is a giant mind on the cutting edge of the business world???
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Post by: Fury on February 14, 2008, 01:37:27 PM
what a fucking tool bag,i'll tell u what guido fake chest guy, u wanna prove how tough u are, take ur charter jet and come down to where i live and tell me how tough u r, i'll tear ur fake pec muscles off and beat u with them fag, plus i will make a video and post it on getbit so we can lol forever....just let me know homo

MELTDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: cht868 on February 14, 2008, 01:39:46 PM
you seem really bitter.. is it his cars? women? clothes? money? his ambition to be NO1? i don't know about you bro... i think you need to check yourself why you have these issues with someone you don't know.. 

hope you get well..

sounds like ur his boyfriend, sorry i didn't mean to upset u, i'll tell u what u can fly on his plane down here and have ur ass handed to u as well....bitter??  bout what being an ass clown, no thank you, i'll stick to being me ;D

hope this helps
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Post by: Deicide on February 14, 2008, 01:42:42 PM
The master at work....

                                                 
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Post by: Matt C on February 14, 2008, 01:44:38 PM
I didnt think he had implants either, until I saw this pic

(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/body_04april07_03_jpg.jpg)

They are implants.

http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/scott-alexander-gallery.php



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Post by: m8 on February 14, 2008, 01:48:36 PM
Have you fucked lately? You really look like frustrating. :-\

I masturbate/fuck daily, at least once.
She still looks very hot facially at 01:20, especially if she's British (they're known for having ugly chicks there)
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Post by: w8m8 on February 14, 2008, 01:53:13 PM
I masturbate/fuck daily, at least once.


/ = both ?
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Post by: m8 on February 14, 2008, 01:55:54 PM

/ = both ?

Yeah, I fuck like a rabbit man
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Post by: kyomu on February 14, 2008, 02:18:17 PM
I masturbate/fuck daily, at least once.
She still looks very hot facially at 01:20, especially if she's British (they're known for having ugly chicks there)
Ok. Agree. Only 01:20... :-\
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Post by: affeman on February 14, 2008, 02:39:06 PM
ditto, hes clearly a douchebag, but what i would like to know is what did he do to become this succesful/rich?

I think the question is rather what did his dad do to become this succesful/rich?? ::)
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Post by: Kegdrainer on February 14, 2008, 02:40:26 PM
Wtf is in them pouches. Some sunflower seeds and shit?



I have seen this before with people that get infections/allergic reaction in the sinus cavities with certain drugs that get snorted

You guys better stop talking shit or he might put some product in your hair.
10 to 1 says hes pals with DA
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Post by: m8 on February 14, 2008, 02:45:49 PM
Ok. Agree. Only 01:20... :-\

and 0:57
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Post by: Camel Jockey on February 14, 2008, 02:46:30 PM
What a materialistic queer.
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Post by: Deicide on February 14, 2008, 02:51:00 PM
Dude's idol is Arni!

http://www.scottalexander.tv/docs/scott-alexander-biography.php
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Post by: m8 on February 14, 2008, 02:53:53 PM
Height:

6 Ft 4"

Weight:
   
16 Stone of sliced and diced muscle

Tattoos:

I have three tattoos...

(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/bio/back.jpg)
 

Love it or Hate NO1 on my back,

 
(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/new-bio/arm.jpg)

NO1, and Winner (in Japanese) on my right bicep(s)

(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/bio/arm.jpg)

Japanese word ICHIBAN on my right forearm meaning FIRST, NUMBER ONE, THE BEST.
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Post by: m8 on February 14, 2008, 02:56:34 PM
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Post by: Quickerblade on February 14, 2008, 02:59:07 PM
HAHHHAA i know his routine, run for 20 mins on treadmill, then do weights, low carbs, Voila.
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Post by: Croatch on February 14, 2008, 03:04:53 PM
Oh brother, another douchebag on HGH who's "king" in his own mind. ::)  These guys need a reality check.  Can't achieve squat without a pill or needle...haah, must be a cool feeling. ;D ;)
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Post by: Quickerblade on February 14, 2008, 03:08:33 PM
fuck you haters ..TEAM FAKECHESTGUY
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Post by: Camel Jockey on February 14, 2008, 03:10:29 PM
His jaw and cheeks are huge.

He'll look 1000x worse than even Stallone when he reaches age 50.
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Post by: Croatch on February 14, 2008, 03:14:00 PM
His jaw and cheeks are huge.

He'll look 1000x worse than even Stallone when he reaches age 50.
The funniest are people on HGH who tell you all the "benefits" of it and how great they feel.  Meanwhile, within a year, you can actually see their face distorting into Mr. Potato head. ;D
Hey, whatever you say.  HGH is great. ;)  Nothing like ingesting the "fountain of youth" when you're in your 20's and 30's...hahah
Epic Problems
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Post by: Camel Jockey on February 14, 2008, 03:16:22 PM
The funniest are people on HGH who tell you all the "benefits" of it and how great they feel.  Meanwhile, within a year, you can actually see their face distorting into Mr. Potato head. ;D
Hey, whatever you say.  HGH is great. ;)  Nothing like ingesting the "fountain of youth" when you're in your 20's and 30's...hahah
Epic Problems

A younger looking body in the short run with a droppy face in the long run.. Not to mention enlarged organs, bones, and joints.
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Post by: Quickerblade on February 14, 2008, 03:22:16 PM
so he admits to hgh?
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Post by: FrenchFrie on February 14, 2008, 04:07:12 PM
this guy inject GH twice a day and he says he constantly trains " really hard" (lol) in the gym "twice a day"...to look like the average upper body teen who trained for 3 years...sad really.
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Post by: Sharma on February 14, 2008, 04:10:59 PM
HAHA the jealousy and bitterness here is hilarious. This millionaire with lots of cars and a penthouse doesn't care what a bunch of basement dwelling losers and failures think of him.
HAHA. He has made something of himself and has money, women and is being interviewed, who even knows or cares if you lor are alive?

Sad.
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Post by: cht868 on February 14, 2008, 04:13:22 PM
HAHA the jealousy and bitterness here is hilarious. This millionaire with lots of cars and a penthouse doesn't care what a bunch of basement dwelling losers and failures think of him.
HAHA. He has made something of himself and has money, women and is being interviewed, who even knows or cares if you lor are alive?

Sad.

well he responded to this thread so he must care what people think of him, sadly for u, ur just the one that drinks his cum after he wanks in a cup

Sad.
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Post by: jetcity on February 14, 2008, 04:18:37 PM
sounds like ur his boyfriend, sorry i didn't mean to upset u, i'll tell u what u can fly on his plane down here and have ur ass handed to u as well....bitter??  bout what being an ass clown, no thank you, i'll stick to being me ;D

hope this helps

look at my name! yea boy, i don't hang out in booneyville... you stay there till you puke country boy. lol you a one sorry ass.. wanna dollar? lol
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Post by: 20inch calves on February 14, 2008, 04:19:24 PM
priceless facial expression

(http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ooshfge33.jpg)
(http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/36745hjdvef.jpg)
(http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/2387uihfewef.jpg)

'Hey Soon to Be Dead Mr. Funny Man,
I guess your eyes are not to good or you don’t read to good. Last timeyou put my pictures up I told you who I was and who I knew. I guess you didnot get it through your f*cking skull that I want to smash you down. I seethat I am back up on your site again and I got news for you that you might notunderstand but I am a connected guy downtown. That means I say the wordand you become lost permanently. I don’t like you imbarrassing me on yourpiece of sh*t website. I talked to my cousin who knows the law and she said Ican’t sue you but I don’t give a f*ck because I want to break you in half.I went through your site and I saw that you make fun of other people whoworkout like me, I think your f*cking jealous of us, I think your fat.Not for nothing but if I find out who you are through my sources I am going tocome knock on your door in a very not very nice way and then f*ck you oldlady and if you have a dog f*ck him up to and then f*ck you up. You don’ttake ALL these f*cking pictures down I will f*ck you up real bad. LASTF*CKING WARNING!!!'



actually you are ignorant to the law because with this thread you broke the law..ITS CALLED AGGREVATED MENANCING. you have publicly threatened to kill him or cause serious physical harm. technically you could go to  jail for this.
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Post by: cht868 on February 14, 2008, 04:23:19 PM
look at my name! yea boy, i don't hang out in booneyville... you stay there till you puke country boy. lol you a one sorry ass.. wanna dollar? lol

who are u and where did u come from??? im sorry, if u want to drink his cum u are more than welcome to homo, i didn't mean to offend u, now go worship ur fakechestguy, fagit..hahahahhahahahhah ahahahahhahahahahahha
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Post by: m8 on February 14, 2008, 04:28:16 PM
As mentioned in a previous post, the above post is not from me, I admit I do fancy myself quite a looker, But it's what I truly strive for that I am Passionate about, Every successful man has his doubter's but I plough through it, I will be touring the States soon, and My DVD is available!

Damn guys, maybe Fakechestguy is not a fake after all.
Welcome to Getbig!
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Post by: cht868 on February 14, 2008, 04:29:20 PM
Damn guys, maybe Fakechestguy is not a fake after all.
Welcome to Getbig!

he's gonna have to get some thicker skin to make it here...can u get skin implants, u know to make it thicker?
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Post by: jetcity on February 14, 2008, 04:31:03 PM
he's gonna have to get some thicker skin to make it here...can u get skin implants, u know to make it thicker?


thick dick? lol
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Post by: jetcity on February 14, 2008, 04:32:59 PM
who are u and where did u come from???

i am your father!
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Post by: cht868 on February 14, 2008, 04:36:38 PM

thick dick? lol

i don't know, u tell me, is his dick pretty small and need some thickening?? if so u may want to take it up with him and not me???sounds like u may need the same surgery ;D
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Post by: cht868 on February 14, 2008, 04:37:40 PM
i am your father!

no, no ur not, ur just another 16 year old guido who adores fakechestguy, now go drink his cum homo
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Post by: jetcity on February 14, 2008, 04:39:07 PM
i don't know, u tell me, is his dick pretty small and need some thickening?? if so u may want to take it up with him and not me???sounds like u may need the same surgery ;D

 never ending... hahahahh... wanna dollr?
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Post by: cht868 on February 14, 2008, 04:42:32 PM
never ending... hahahahh... wanna dollr?

no, i don't want to take the money u get paid to drink cum, but thanx for offering ;D ;D
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Post by: m8 on February 14, 2008, 04:47:41 PM
HGH gives me the feel of invincibilty and Immortality, it gives me a great euphoric feeling, Strengthen's tendons, increases Muscle Mass, It stop cells dying and increases lifespan.

Believe
Achieve
Succeed

N°1 BABY
(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/bio/back.jpg)
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Post by: Quickerblade on February 14, 2008, 04:54:44 PM
I actually like this guy, let him take his gh, good for him, his got cash, gals and good attitude.
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Post by: m8 on February 14, 2008, 04:56:54 PM
I actually like this guy, let him take his gh, good for him, his got cash, gals and good attitude.

Yes, I'm liking him more and more too.
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Post by: Quickerblade on February 14, 2008, 05:02:28 PM
the hgh is aging him though
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Marty Champions on February 14, 2008, 05:15:29 PM
i think this guido guy is fucking cool


JOHNNY FALCON APPROVED BITCHES
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Post by: whateva on February 14, 2008, 05:26:11 PM
I like the guy :)
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Quickerblade on February 14, 2008, 05:27:11 PM
I dont think he is a Guido
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Post by: Camel Jockey on February 14, 2008, 05:30:11 PM
Team FAKECHEST GUIDO guy.
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Post by: Bast000 on February 14, 2008, 06:58:58 PM
He's fucked up in the head.  Overly materialistic.  People that are only happy with the best things don't appreciate anything.
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Post by: Camel Jockey on February 14, 2008, 07:00:27 PM
He's fucked up in the head.  Overly materialistic.  People that are only happy with the best things don't appreciate anything.

He seems to be well off.

If shooting GH and looking like a materialistic queer makes him happy, then more power to him.
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Post by: Big Worm on February 14, 2008, 07:02:54 PM
Yes, I'm liking him more and more too.
You don't count ..You "LIKE" boys..












  f@g.
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Post by: tommywishbone on February 14, 2008, 08:17:22 PM
This thread delivers.  ;D


PS. Dude is megacreepy. That hardcore stare is priceless. ;D
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Post by: Quickerblade on February 14, 2008, 08:21:49 PM
You cannot hate this guy, his goal orientated, driven and is a go- getter, let him have botox, GH and a car that cost as much as our houses..Im supporting you my english brother
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Deicide on February 14, 2008, 08:28:34 PM
You cannot hate this guy, his goal orientated, driven and is a go- getter, let him have botox, GH and a car that cost as much as our houses..Im supporting you my english brother

Meh...I bet he doesn't even train legs...why does he flaunt his upper body but not his legs...what's he got to hide?
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Post by: Deicide on February 14, 2008, 08:36:40 PM
Do you guys realise that Bodybuilders are frowned upon in society? You wonder why?
I love bodybuilding, the dieting, the preparation etc, It's the Discipline that society does not understand..

Society is filled lazy, No ambiton, No goal bums, and that's being nice..Most of these people will never understand why we wake up at 7am, eat low-carbs, Hi-Protein etc...
You can achieve what you want, Just think of it, and strive for it, It's all MindPower..

Have a Vision and Go for It.

Quad, Ham and Calf shots now!  >:(
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Post by: Quickerblade on February 14, 2008, 08:41:23 PM
Can i borrow a Million please,  even $500k, help a brother out.
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Post by: HowieW on February 14, 2008, 08:45:36 PM
OMFG.  Go to thedirty.com....then go to Jersey in the "cities" area near the top.  The guy with the fake chest has tons of pix on there and the guy just makes fun of him and his family over and over and over lol...the dude sends in death threat letters and he just makes it worse! imcrying......

http://www.thedirty.com/?cat=79&paged=2

scroll down to the orange frog!

He should have opted for the Double d cups instead of the full C cup he now sports :-*
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Post by: Bast000 on February 14, 2008, 08:52:38 PM
The guy says he works 16 hours a day, works out for 2hrs a day, and sleeps 3hrs.  Gee sounds like fun.  ???

Who knows what other drugs he's on besides GH. 
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Post by: Parker on February 14, 2008, 08:54:43 PM
He seems to be well off.

If shooting GH and looking like a materialistic queer makes him happy, then more power to him.

That's the problem...he's not happy. When you you do that much shit and surround yourself with all these "trinkets", unless one is a car enthusiast, it shows how miserable one really is.  But, I'll take the Lambo and the 997 C4S any day  ;D
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Post by: HowieW on February 14, 2008, 08:58:23 PM
The guy says he works 16 hours a day, works out for 2hrs a day, and sleeps 3hrs.  Gee sounds like fun.  ???

Who knows what other drugs he's on besides GH. 

what does he do for work? Hooters waitress?
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Post by: Deicide on February 14, 2008, 09:02:34 PM
Fakechest guy=no quads...
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Post by: HowieW on February 14, 2008, 09:04:36 PM
Fakechest guy=no quads...

maybe he also go some booty implants and has the JLo rear
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Post by: Quickerblade on February 14, 2008, 09:07:57 PM
Fakechest guy=no quads...
but he has 100M, fuck quads as Getbigger 'james pheonix' says "cus nobody sees them anyway."
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Post by: GoneAway on February 14, 2008, 09:47:05 PM
Btw, pec implants (like breast implants) are not inserted from the middle of the chest.  An incision is made under the armpit and the implants are inserted that way—from the sides—not the middle of the sternum.

ur right, thanks for that bit of info.
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Post by: Croatch on February 14, 2008, 10:56:48 PM
The guy says he works 16 hours a day, works out for 2hrs a day, and sleeps 3hrs.  Gee sounds like fun.  ???

Who knows what other drugs he's on besides GH. 
I'm sure it is a blast.  Making a ton of money, then realizing....fuck, I'm still miserable. ;D  Usually guys like this feel the need to let people know they have money, otherwise it wouldn't be worth having to them.  Typical douchebag. ;)  I know people with plenty of money and you'd never know it.  I respect that kind of character much more.
Work 65 hours a week, take HGH, listen to house music at guido clubs....livin the dream ain't easy man...hahah
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Post by: Deicide on February 14, 2008, 11:13:04 PM
I'm sure it is a blast.  Making a ton of money, then realizing....fuck, I'm still miserable. ;D  Usually guys like this feel the need to let people know they have money, otherwise it wouldn't be worth having to them.  Typical douchebag. ;)  I know people with plenty of money and you'd never know it.  I respect that kind of character much more.
Work 65 hours a week, take HGH, listen to house music at guido clubs....livin the dream ain't easy man...hahah

Plus no quads....or calves...
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Post by: kreator on February 14, 2008, 11:30:40 PM
all that make up and face modifications make him look like a humanoid, not breaking his balls but what is happening with men these days, they're becoming more concerned about their looks than women............. if you put a wig on the guy he'd be mistaken for a tranny :-[
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Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 12:06:00 AM
                      G-money is the da house!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                       
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 12:11:48 AM
It's my image, I do receive alot of attention off of it, Weird for some but thanks to my makeover I have been sought after from various Media outlets thanks to this look, I dont feel the need to conform and make everyone happy, I do what suits me and it's working for me fine.

Why the fuck don't you train legs? Just goes to show, you don't train for the love of it...you train to look like a pimp..... ::)
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Post by: kreator on February 15, 2008, 01:04:05 AM
you got to give him props for not melting down though, if it were about derek anthony a few of getbiggers would be threatened with rape murder by now

seriously fakechestguy, do people make fun of you, like pointing at you and laughing etc. when you're in a public place or does it only happen on the internet?
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Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 01:19:48 AM
embarassing thread. Just like this dickheads tattoos.

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 01:28:52 AM
embarassing thread. Just like this dickheads tattoos.

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Meine sind aber doch cool oder? ;D
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 01:33:34 AM
Why am i a Dickhead?

worst gimmick ever...

The tattoos of this guy scream of low self esteem and attention whoring...
the fact that it is chinese character show lack of class and the wish to appear as 'en vogue'.

And whatever he has done to his face, any hamster would e proud to look like this.
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Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 01:35:10 AM
worst gimmick ever...

The tattoos of this guy scream of low self esteem and attention whoring...
the fact that it is chinese character show lack of class and the wish to appear as 'en vogue'.

And whatever he has done to his face, any hamster would e proud to look like this.
hahaahahah Dont be a dream stealer.
Hey chestguy wazzup with that puffy shit around your nose?
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Post by: Da Freak on February 15, 2008, 01:37:46 AM
First of all i'll start off by stating that you guys are a great bunch, there is some hating but i  think it's only meant in fun, Im sure if you guys were to meet me we would get on cordially, most of us aspire to a healthy lifestyle, either by diet or weights and both.

Dont judge a book by its cover, I know i look odd but i do it for a purpose, it pays bills, I have the BBC looking to do a reality program with me as the host and the subject, I have been Approached by VH1 in the U.S the guest appear on a few shows, so i dont really care on negative remarks people say, Im chasing my dream and always will.

People that hold you back or hate are called "Dream stealers"

amen brother. I think you come across as quite an OK guy. dont see any hangups from the way you talk and interact. people here maybe judging you by yr 'different' look et al. I like yr determination and your persistence in achieving your goals.

more power to you and good luck.

/h2
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Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 01:41:37 AM
hahaahahah Dont be a dream stealer.
Hey chestguy wazzup with that puffy shit around your nose?

i think he stores some man-juice in there for the unlikely situation that he has to go 30 minutes without sucking another cock.  ;D
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Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 01:47:12 AM
worst gimmick ever...

The tattoos of this guy scream of low self esteem and attention whoring...
the fact that it is chinese character show lack of class and the wish to appear as 'en vogue'.

And whatever he has done to his face, any hamster would e proud to look like this.

I agree...that's why all of mine are in either Latin, Ancient Greek or Old Norse...languages I can understand.... ;D
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 01:48:39 AM
So what do you actually do in a working day besides injecting HGH, and putting on makeup?
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Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 01:50:03 AM
So what do you actually do in a working day besides injecting HGH, and putting on makeup?

He gets injected with all sorts of stuff, mostlz from behind i would saz is a safe guess.  ;D
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Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 01:53:42 AM
He gets injected with all sorts of stuff, mostlz from behind i would saz is a safe guess.  ;D

HAHA from the guidos in new jersey hahahaha,

Chestdude, can you send me $5000, help me out man, u got a lambo, a mansion, diamond encrusted watch, u spend 100,000 pounds on HGH, just break me off 5g's, fuck it make it $3500 and i'll  buy your dvd's and save your soul..please
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 01:53:54 AM
Much appreciated, I can guarantee If i did grow my eyebrows out, not replaced my teeth with venners, workout everyday, or use a sunbed I would of never of had an oppurtunity to get to where I am Now,

You must standout to become a standout, Don king with his hair, Michael jackson with his creative clothing in the 80's, Elton john's glasses..That's the recipe for success

Dude, success is an illusion...you put all this time into your appearance...

You don't even lift because you love it and what's worse you don't train legs...pretty sad...

Come on...show us your legs....
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Post by: io856 on February 15, 2008, 01:55:38 AM
I find myself partially jealous of this dude! How the hell did he take narcissism THAT far, I have never seen this before.
Its absolutely amazing! I wonder what his daily chores are to maintain this look. Just imagine having to live up to this precedent and the effort required.

He would most likely need a constant supply of:
-Clothes
-Tattoos from expensive joints
-Facials
-Hair
-Manicure and Pedicure
-Full body wax
-Makeup
-Colognes
-Dentistry
-Massages
-Watches
-Expensive shoes
-Exotic image enhancing drugs
-Elaborate attire for executive health spas/gyms
-His pad would be decked out with top of the range stuff
-Drinks and recreational drugs i.e. cocaine

Once again I must reiterate the enormity of his stupid achievement! If you were to ask me he no natural beauty he just most likely has mental problems.


(http://a519.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/42/l_944c04bda1cc474859a4068da1a6999e.jpg)
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Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 01:57:41 AM
his hairline is receding like a muthfucka
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Post by: GroinkTropin on February 15, 2008, 01:58:15 AM
video of him and his GH

&feature=related

100K A MONTH BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING TOOL OMG
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Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 01:59:26 AM
100K A MONTH BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING TOOL OMG
nah not 100k a month, a year..right?
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Post by: bigbobs on February 15, 2008, 02:00:55 AM
nah not 100k a month, a year..right?

they said 100k pounds (which is about $200k US) per month in overall living expenses, and 120k pounds (about $240k US) per year in HGH. 

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Post by: bigbobs on February 15, 2008, 02:03:37 AM
I guess this shows that it's not GH that causes the bloated belly
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Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 02:04:57 AM
I'm looking to travel to the U.S after the Easter break and will be scouting locations in Los angeles, and will have a casting call, Then off to Australia to do a Cable gig on Foxtel cable T.V..Big plans.
australia, you should train at vince's gym, do you like fat bitches?
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Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 02:05:21 AM
his hairline is receding like a muthfucka

well, he has money, so he can get hair transplants fomr his buttcheeks to his head every 3 months, at least that's what his head looks like...
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 02:06:11 AM
Come on you fucking Chav on drugs, where are your fucking legs?!
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 02:08:01 AM
well, he has money, so he can get hair transplants fomr his buttcheeks to his head every 3 months, at least that's what his head looks like...
or he can get a guido to jizz on his head to upstart some new growth (no hormone)
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Post by: io856 on February 15, 2008, 02:11:43 AM
everyone here = jealous just like me
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Post by: kreator on February 15, 2008, 02:15:14 AM
all gimmick
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 02:18:19 AM
everyone here = jealous just like me
good for him he takes GH, applys makeup and is materialistic, well thats the image he projects to us..

Truly chestman, good for you bro, just remember the Man makes the money not the Money makes the man, and it seem money has made you! not hating
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Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 02:26:08 AM
good for him he takes GH, applys makeup and is materialistic, well thats the image he projects to us..

Truly chestman, good for you bro, just remember the Man makes the money not the Money makes the man, and it seem money has made you! not hating

I agree.

What's to be jealous about? He has money, but that's not what counts in life.

He comes across like a very insecure person that needs to artificially change his outer appearance and show off his money to feel like he is 'worth' something.

Eventually, he will learn that all the money and superficial admiration he gets from poor losers and hgh cannot buy him the love of a family, the feeling on a warm summer day out with your kids playing soccer in a park, or making other people truly happy by giving them a hug and a friendly word from the bottom of your heart.

If i had to chose that in my life i could get a self made crappy looking picture from my kids or a Vincent van Gogh, i would chose the kids pic.
Superficial materialistic wealth can in no means compete to the wealth of living a happy life in the love of your surroundings.


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Post by: io856 on February 15, 2008, 02:26:18 AM
good for him he takes GH, applys makeup and is materialistic, well thats the image he projects to us..

Truly chestman, good for you bro, just remember the Man makes the money not the Money makes the man, and it seem money has made you! not hating

All im trying to say is, this guy is amazing!

F*cking hell we all cry materialism.... but we all as of 2008 are materialistic. Its just when someone exceeds us at this we deal with it by saying:
"oh he has no legs"
"he is materialistic" (f*ck off c*nt YOU ARE TOO)
"all drugs"

I must admit I do this too, but I also am man enough to say this guy is light years above me in most if not all areas of life.
I would love to meet this guy so I could fully appreciate his life's work.

Oh, I forgot you are just here to get a rise out of people ala Vince Basile.

This guy IS and ALWAYS will be:
More successful than you
Be happier than
A better man than you
Look better than you
Have a better physique than you
Have more contacts than you
... the list goes on

Accept that this man is the elite! Be amazed for once at a man who is better than you... you'll be a better man for this.
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Post by: io856 on February 15, 2008, 02:28:44 AM
I agree.

What's to be jealous about? He has money, but that's not what counts in life.

He comes across like a very insecure person that needs to artificially change his outer appearance and show off his money to feel like he is 'worth' something.

Eventually, he will learn that all the money and superficial admiration he gets from poor losers and hgh cannot buy him the love of a family, the feeling on a warm summer day out with your kids playing soccer in a park, or making other people truly happy by giving them a hug and a friendly word from the bottom of your heart.

If i had to chose that in my life i could get a self made crappy looking picture from my kids or a Vincent van Gogh, i would chose the kids pic.
Superficial materialistic wealth can in no means compete to the wealth of living a happy life in the love of your surroundings.



haha, ok "DonkeyKong" are you not man enough to accept that he is successful in any way shape or form.

You merely come out with this "money doesn't bring happiness".

Thats bullshit and deep down you know that this man is top shit that you wish you f*ckin were and so do I.

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Post by: kyomu on February 15, 2008, 02:29:14 AM
Ron. I want you to give him those blue star. We need him.
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Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 02:33:02 AM
I agree.

What's to be jealous about? He has money, but that's not what counts in life.

He comes across like a very insecure person that needs to artificially change his outer appearance and show off his money to feel like he is 'worth' something.

Eventually, he will learn that all the money and superficial admiration he gets from poor losers and hgh cannot buy him the love of a family, the feeling on a warm summer day out with your kids playing soccer in a park, or making other people truly happy by giving them a hug and a friendly word from the bottom of your heart.

If i had to chose that in my life i could get a self made crappy looking picture from my kids or a Vincent van Gogh, i would chose the kids pic.
Superficial materialistic wealth can in no means compete to the wealth of living a happy life in the love of your surroundings.



(http://www.wangfoundation.net/images/Standing%20Ovation.jpg)

Well Said, I cant even add to it..Damn donkey you got me emotional.
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Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 02:33:36 AM
I agree.

What's to be jealous about? He has money, but that's not what counts in life.

He comes across like a very insecure person that needs to artificially change his outer appearance and show off his money to feel like he is 'worth' something.

Eventually, he will learn that all the money and superficial admiration he gets from poor losers and hgh cannot buy him the love of a family, the feeling on a warm summer day out with your kids playing soccer in a park, or making other people truly happy by giving them a hug and a friendly word from the bottom of your heart.

If i had to chose that in my life i could get a self made crappy looking picture from my kids or a Vincent van Gogh, i would chose the kids pic.
Superficial materialistic wealth can in no means compete to the wealth of living a happy life in the love of your surroundings.




Zwar etwas pathetisch, doch keine schlechte Antwort. Sie klingt umso merkwuerdiger, weil sie einem Detuschen entstammt....
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Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 02:36:31 AM
haha, ok "DonkeyKong" are you not man enough to accept that he is successful in any way shape or form.

You merely come out with this "money doesn't bring happiness".

Thats bullshit and deep down you know that this man is top shit that you wish you f*ckin were and so do I.



haha, you joined just for this thread. I would say meltdown, looks like you are the insecure bastard himself.


Well Said, I cant even add to it..Damn donkey you got me emotional.


Thanks, i was crying a bit myself when i wrote it.  ;D
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Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 02:36:38 AM
haha, ok "DonkeyKong" are you not man enough to accept that he is successful in any way shape or form.

You merely come out with this "money doesn't bring happiness".

Thats bullshit and deep down you know that this man is top shit that you wish you f*ckin were and so do I.


Where did you come from? i gave him his kudo's! im just stating, without makeup, without GH, without a Lambo, without a Rolex you wouldnt give a toss bout him, why dont you just Pm him and suck his GH dick
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Post by: affeman on February 15, 2008, 02:40:04 AM
(http://a519.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/42/l_944c04bda1cc474859a4068da1a6999e.jpg)

This body is attainable with 350 mg of Test per week. For what this MoFo spends 100k's a year on GH is a miracle to me....???
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Post by: kyomu on February 15, 2008, 02:41:37 AM
This body is attainable with 350 mg of Test per week. For what this MoFo spends 100k's a year on GH is a miracle to me....???
No. you can achive it with being natural. This body is nothing special.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 02:41:47 AM
Where did you come from? i gave him his kudo's! im just stating, without makeup, without GH, without a Lambo, without a Rolex you wouldnt give a toss bout him, why dont you just Pm him and suck his GH dick

That's the point.

Take his TOYS away, and he has nothing.

This body is attainable with 350 mg of Test per week. For what this MoFo spends 100k's a year on GH is a miracle to me....???

This body is attainable naturally, with a bit of dedication.
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Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 02:42:23 AM
No. you can achive it with being natural. This body is nothing special.

shit, you were faster.  ;D ;D
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Post by: io856 on February 15, 2008, 02:43:00 AM
haha, you joined just for this thread. I would say meltdown, looks like you are the insecure bastard himself.

What makes you think a self made multi-millionaire would come on a bodybuilding forum to seek approval.

Lets make this nice and clear. I am in no way Scott Alexander I just feel compelled to express my opinion about him. In fact I have never met the man however I have seen some photos and watched some youtube videos. I saw his incredible success and was amazed to the point that I am writing these posts.

To be honest I would do anything for this man. Look at it this way if you met this man in real life you would be singing a different tune and you know it. You would tremble in fear i'm being 100% serious he is an alpha male.

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Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 02:43:37 AM
I dont get what some of you guys love bout him, is it him or the stuff he has?
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Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 02:44:58 AM
You would tremble in fear i'm being 100% serious he is an alpha male.


Your fag, a gay, a guy.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: io856 on February 15, 2008, 02:48:05 AM
I dont get what some of you guys love bout him, is it him or the stuff he has?
You are neglecting a fundamental issue about material success. Ok, so the "stuff" he has technically is only "stuff". We all desire what he has and you can't deny otherwise. I guarantee there is something inherent within his mindset which has driven him to this pinnacle of material success and power. Therefore it is also HIM that I appreciate... it is the MAN behind the material and power. He strives beyond and it is purely incredible.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 02:49:00 AM
What makes you think a self made multi-millionaire would come on a bodybuilding forum to seek approval.

Lets make this nice and clear. I am in no way Scott Alexander I just feel compelled to express my opinion about him. In fact I have never met the man however I have seen some photos and watched some youtube videos. I saw his incredible success and was amazed to the point that I am writing these posts.

To be honest I would do anything for this man. Look at it this way if you met this man in real life you would be singing a different tune and you know it. You would tremble in fear i'm being 100% serious he is an alpha male.



I bet he's a little insecure bitch that cries when he is alone at night when people hate on his empty superficial life on the internet, because deep inside he misses the warmth of people loving you for what you are, not 'loving' for your money.
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Post by: io856 on February 15, 2008, 02:49:13 AM
Simmer down chaps, I did not come here to create havoc amongst bloggers.
I enjoy the fine things in life, I have to have the Best car, the best home, the best watch, my will to succeed is unmatched, my creed is NO1..I am NO1
Quit with the schtick buddy you are kidding no one.

Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 02:50:22 AM
I find myself partially jealous of this dude! How the hell did he take narcissism THAT far, I have never seen this before.
Its absolutely amazing! I wonder what his daily chores are to maintain this look. Just imagine having to live up to this precedent and the effort required.

He would most likely need a constant supply of:
-Clothes
-Tattoos from expensive joints
-Facials
-Hair
-Manicure and Pedicure
-Full body wax
-Makeup
-Colognes
-Dentistry
-Massages
-Watches
-Expensive shoes
-Exotic image enhancing drugs
-Elaborate attire for executive health spas/gyms
-His pad would be decked out with top of the range stuff
-Drinks and recreational drugs i.e. cocaine

Once again I must reiterate the enormity of his stupid achievement! If you were to ask me he no natural beauty he just most likely has mental problems.


(http://a519.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/42/l_944c04bda1cc474859a4068da1a6999e.jpg)
and you still love this prick
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Post by: kyomu on February 15, 2008, 02:51:11 AM
Simmer down chaps, I did not come here to create havoc amongst bloggers.
I enjoy the fine things in life, I have to have the Best car, the best home, the best watch, my will to succeed is unmatched, my creed is NO1..I am NO1
I understand you. But honestly,you want to achieve  your body without injecting something dont you?
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Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 02:51:37 AM
Simmer down chaps, I did not come here to create havoc amongst bloggers.
I enjoy the fine things in life, I have to have the Best car, the best home, the best watch, my will to succeed is unmatched, my creed is NO1..I am NO1

ha ha, you are nothing.

Best watch, brutal accomplishment in life.

You know what, changing the shitty diapers of your baby makes you more happy than a fucking watch.  ;D

Quit with the schtick buddy you are kidding no one.



He is fake because you are real. An insecure little pussy like you would not stay as cool as the gimmick.  ;)
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Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 02:52:47 AM
Both Fake Chest Guy and Donkeykong are wrong...

Neither transient wealth nor the transient feeling we derive from our interaction with our fellow primates have any lasting, symbolic meaning. If something along those lines is even remotely achieveable (which is doubtful) it lies within the acquisition of genuine knowledge; that is how we can be part of something greater than ourselves, by seeking to understand the mysteries of the cosmos, we rise above our smallness and pettiness as apes trapped on this mudball we call earth. If you seek genuine knowledge then you will have a piece of eternity as well, for just as matter can neither be created nor destroyed so too is the knowledge and comprehension of that matter. Wealth is useful but fleeting; one can spend too much, waste and it feeds an endless cycle of wanting and yearning, never to be sated, as Fake Chest Guy himself has conceded. Family, relationships and the other illusory things Donkeykong referenced are equally useful but just as ephemeral as wealth; lovers come and go, children die, friends lose touch and when the inevitable happens and such a fate is thrust upon us, we clamor for more of the same, always in want, never satisfied. However in giving yourself to knowledge you become a part of something greater and though you shall pass away and be rendered to dust by the passage of time, that knowledge exists eternally independent of you. It does not require your validation, nor that of other homo sapiens. Time and again man has committed himself to seek meaning, which intrinsically does not exist. Neither can it be created, for that is the deception we too often fall for. Some search for immortality in deeds, as did raging Achilles but ultimately in vain; human deeds are lost to time as surely as our species shall be. Joy, wealth, love; fleeting and passing. Knowledge is greater than you are and to gather knowledge is to engage in what one may call a noble task; when houses stand in rubble and our remains are but scattered dust and bones and nothing is left of this civilisation; when the sun consumes this world and all that was here is no more, the knowledge that men strove for shall ever be and those men ennobled their meager existence by dedicating themselves to that eternal knowledge.
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Post by: kyomu on February 15, 2008, 02:53:39 AM
You are neglecting a fundamental issue about material success. Ok, so the "stuff" he has technically is only "stuff". We all desire what he has and you can't deny otherwise. I guarantee there is something inherent within his mindset which has driven him to this pinnacle of material success and power. Therefore it is also HIM that I appreciate... it is the MAN behind the material and power. He strives beyond and it is purely incredible.
I understand you. Because Money dont come from the place where there is no soul. I know it. Cus I am a company owner too.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 02:53:47 AM
I bet he's a little insecure bitch that cries when he is alone at night when people hate on his empty superficial life on the internet, because deep inside he misses the warmth of people loving you for what you are, not 'loving' for your money.
(http://www.cantonrep.com/photos/2008/02/m_11mw_cutts5370211.jpg)
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kyomu on February 15, 2008, 02:57:08 AM
I bet he's a little insecure bitch that cries when he is alone at night when people hate on his empty superficial life on the internet, because deep inside he misses the warmth of people loving you for what you are, not 'loving' for your money.
My friend. I give you a part of the poem of Taoism.

道を知らず、でたらめな意識で推測することは、覆いをかぶされてはっきりしないものを弓で射るようなものである。高いと金や玉を存し、中ぐらいだと角や羽を存し、卑しいと瓦や石を存する。そうであるか、そうでないか、物を置き去る者だけがこれを知る。
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Post by: avesher on February 15, 2008, 02:58:48 AM
i dont know whats going on in this thread i just came to this page---and my first thought was that the guy in the picture is a mannequin or some kind of life like doll---what guy would want to look like that facially?  is he retarded?
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 02:59:42 AM
Both Fake Chest Guy and Donkeykong are wrong...

Neither transient wealth nor the transient feeling we derive from our interaction with our fellow primates have any lasting, symbolic meaning. If something along those lines is even remotely achieveable (which is doubtful) it lies within the acquisition of genuine knowledge; that is how we can be part of something greater than ourselves, by seeking to understand the mysteries of the cosmos, we rise above our smallness and pettiness as apes trapped on this mudball we call earth. If you seek genuine knowledge then you will have a piece of eternity as well, for just as matter can neither be created nor destroyed so too is the knowledge and comprehension of that matter. Wealth is useful but fleeting; one can spend too much, waste and it feeds an endless cycle of wanting and yearning, never to be sated, as Fake Chest Guy himself has conceded. Family, relationships and the other illusory things Donkeykong referenced are equally useful but just as ephemeral as wealth; lovers come and go, children die, friends lose touch and when the inevitable happens and such a fate is thrust upon us, we clamor for more of the same, always in want, never satisfied. However in giving yourself to knowledge you become a part of something greater and though you shall pass away and be rendered to dust by the passage of time, that knowledge exists eternally independent of you. It does not require your validation, nor that of other homo sapiens. Time and again man has committed himself to seek meaning, which intrinsically does not exist. Neither can it be created, for that is the deception we too often fall for. Some search for immortality in deeds, as did raging Achilles but ultimately in vain; human deeds are lost to time as surely as our species shall be. Joy, wealth, love; fleeting and passing. Knowledge is greater than you are and to gather knowledge is to engage in what one may call a noble task; when houses stand in rubble and our remains are but scattered dust and bones and nothing is left of this civilisation; when the sun consumes this world and all that was here is no more, the knowledge that men strove for shall ever be and those men ennobled their meager existence by dedicating themselves to that eternal knowledge.

People die, watches die.

The difference is, the watch will never love you.

Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 03:01:58 AM
People die, watches die.

The difference is, the watch will never love you.


and his guido mates are just using him for his money (No Mike tyson)
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 03:02:58 AM
People die, watches die.

The difference is, the watch will never love you.



And in recompense the watch shall never afflict you with the same pain as would a loved one.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: avesher on February 15, 2008, 03:03:16 AM
and his guido mates are just using him for his money (No Mike tyson)

quickerblade do you post on the misc. at bb.com?
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Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 03:04:42 AM
quickerblade do you post on the misc. at bb.com?
yeah man, Misc to the fullest
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Post by: avesher on February 15, 2008, 03:06:34 AM
yeah man, Misc to the fullest

yes ---reps for you--same name over there?
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 03:07:33 AM
My friend. I give you a part of the poem of Taoism.

道を知らず、でたらめな意識で推測することは、覆いをかぶされてはっきりしないものを弓で射るようなものである。高いと金や玉を存し、中ぐらいだと角や羽を存し、卑しいと瓦や石を存する。そうであるか、そうでないか、物を置き去る者だけがこれを知る。

Nice, and pretty much true.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: io856 on February 15, 2008, 03:07:39 AM
GUYS! Take a good look at what you are doing.

You are trying to discount wealth and power by any means possible.

It is sickening me... anyway I must go.

I will leave getbig on this given day with a touch of sadness knowing that there is a man out there in this world who achieved that much success. I will leave with a mist of jealously and what some may call hate. Hate directed partially at myself.

Later guys its a dog eat dog world.

Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 03:07:49 AM
Donkeykong, you err.

You try to prove the merits of your life/stand point as being superior to those of Fake Chest Guy, when infact neither of them are particularly valuable.

Money is spent and depleted.

Love withers and dies.

Es sind Fehlargumente.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 03:08:31 AM
yes ---reps for you--same name over there?
Nah, im badboy2
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: avesher on February 15, 2008, 03:09:23 AM
Nah, im badboy2

you obviously have great potential then
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 03:11:58 AM
GUYS! Take a good look at what you are doing.

You are trying to discount wealth and power by any means possible.

It is sickening me... anyway I must go.

I will leave getbig on this given day with a touch of sadness knowing that there is a man out there in this world who achieved that much success. I will leave with a mist of jealously and what some may call hate. Hate directed partially at myself.

Later guys its a dog eat dog world.


fuck off man, dont come back with your guido loving ass, i respect people like mother theresa, people that had nothing and helped everyone, thats what lifes about, Donkeykong is right, a watch cant love you back, a car cant love you either, im happy he can afford it though so i will not hate, but all he talks bout is how rich he is, GH and watches, he is all bout him...so Fuck him
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Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 03:13:31 AM
you obviously have great potential then
thanks man
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 03:15:25 AM
Donkeykong, you err.

You try to prove the merits of your life/stand point as being superior to those of Fake Chest Guy, when infact neither of them are particularly valuable.

Money is spent and depleted.

Love withers and dies.

Es sind Fehlargumente.

No it's not.

All things go, nothing is forever. That is the truth. Life is emotion, and these emotions create pain. The wanting, the needing, the cry for acception.
If you accept the moment as it is, and make yourself free from putting a value to emotions they will come and go like all things and you will accept it.
Loving and being loved cannot be compared to owning a nice watch.
Losing love cannot be compared to losing love. The only thing in common is nothing is forever, things come and go.

Furiously clinging to things is a bad habit, it creates pain and fear. Letting go of your life, one breath at a time is the right way. Then things will naturally come to you, and they will go away.


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Post by: Stark on February 15, 2008, 03:17:07 AM
Lad, I dont want you to represent me online or offline, I dont want to be associated with you, you reak of failure and stench

You are sickening and disgust me  :-X :-X :-X
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Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 03:17:28 AM
fuck off man, dont come back with your guido loving ass, i respect people like mother theresa, people that had nothing and helped everyone, thats what lifes about, Donkeykong is right, a watch cant love you back, a car cant love you either, im happy he can afford it though so i will not hate, but all he talks bout is how rich he is, GH and watches, he is all bout him...so Fuck him

that about sums it up.

If i knew him personally, i would feel sympathy for him. he is a very poor man.
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Post by: kyomu on February 15, 2008, 03:19:10 AM
Nice, and pretty much true.
What i want to say is that he is the only person who know the value of his life no matter how materialistic and pathetic for you.Get it? ;)
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 03:19:21 AM
No it's not.

All things go, nothing is forever. That is the truth. Life is emotion, and these emotions create pain. The wanting, the needing, the cry for acception.
If you accept the moment as it is, and make yourself free from putting a value to emotions they will come and go like all things and you will accept it.
Loving and being loved cannot be compared to owning a nice watch.
Losing love cannot be compared to losing love. The only thing in common is nothing is forever, things come and go.

Furiously clinging to things is a bad habit, it creates pain and fear. Letting go of your life, one breath at a time is the right way. Then things will naturally come to you, and they will go away.




By arguing this way you find yourself in what I term the Buddhist's paradox; on the one hand you must remain cognizant of the transience of life, on the other you still try to foster meaning in human relationships; basically, care but don't care too much.

It doesn't work too well.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 03:19:41 AM
Lad, I dont want you to represent me online or offline, I dont want to be associated with you, you reak of failure and stench
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA he destroyed his only getbig fan
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 03:26:09 AM
Everyone has the wrong idea on this thread...

It's not about money and it's not about love...it's about something entirely different...
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Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 03:30:32 AM
By arguing this way you find yourself in what I term the Buddhist's paradox; on the one hand you must remain cognizant of the transience of life, on the other you still try to foster meaning in human relationships; basically, care but don't care too much.

It doesn't work too well.

No, that's wrong.

Care a lot, and know that all things will go away. You know that you will die someday, but you still live. With your argumentation because of the fact that you know that life ends you should kill yourself on the spot. (Don't do it please).
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Post by: kyomu on February 15, 2008, 03:30:56 AM
Everyone has the wrong idea on this thread...

It's not about money and it's not about love...it's about something entirely different...
You are correct. People dont notice that both Love and Money really dont exist.
Its just superfical expression of the flow of the expression of universe.
If you dont love for anything,you cant make money.
Money is just a paper which represent something you dedicate..
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 03:33:44 AM
No, that's wrong.

Care a lot, and know that all things will go away. You know that you will die someday, but you still live. With your argumentation because of the fact that you know that life ends you should kill yourself on the spot. (Don't do it please).

Epic miscomprehension of what I wrote. I said there is something worthwhile and that is the gathering of knowledge. Being alive for a few decades is a privilege and we should take advantage of it by paying homage to the universe by studying it.

Episches Aneinandervorbeireden... .
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Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 03:33:56 AM
EXCLUSIVE: IN THIS MOST VAIN MAN IN BRITAIN?
EXCLUSIVE I SPENT £500K TO BUILD MY BODY £30OK EVERY YEAR ON CLOTHES £100K JABS SO I WILL LIVE TO 140
Scott Alexander - Britain's vainest man. The multi-millionaire has spent a fortune turning himself into the bronzed, albeit slightly balding, Adonis he is today,

Fitness freak Scott has spent £55,000 on a new set of teeth and forks out £2,000 a year on Botox. And his latest "miracle" defence against ageing is a £100,000-a-year growth hormone programme, which he hopes will keep him alive until he's 140.

Scott, 31, is one of Britain's biggest spenders and thinks nothing of splashing out £15,000 on a suit if it makes him look "slick" and helps him snare glamour models - the only girls he dates.
His millions - made advising the super-rich on how to obtain the ultimate body and luxury lifestyle - have bought him plush bachelo London, Manchester and Marbella.

One wall of his Manchester the biggest in the city - is devoted to a £10,000 portrait of... himself. Now he is fi: £3million deal to buy an entire Bulgarian town - which he plans to rename Alexander. Scott estimates he has spent £500,000 on his looks since he took up training as a weedy 19-year-old law student.

He found work as a trainer and helped stars like Tom Cruise work on their physique for action films. Now he spares no expense when it comes to keeping himself in shape. He says: "I get up at 6am and do an hour of cardio-vascular training. When I get home I do another 90 minutes."

He adds: "I spent £55,000 on a new set of teeth made from the finest Japanese porcelain, and it was worth every penny. I had to have my jaw realigned because it had dropped slightly and I had teeth implants.

"I get Botox around three times a year and that costs about £600 a time because I get the best."

Twice a day he injects himself with a growth hormone: "It costs between £60,000 and £100,000 a year but it's amazing. People using it could expect to live to 130 or 140 while still looking young."

Scott believes flashing his cash is essential for business - and women. He loves to pay with his exclusive black Centurion American Express credit card and his fleet of cars includes a Lamborghini, Rolls-Royce, Porsche and Aston Martin.

He said: "If you move in circles with the big players, you've got to step up to the plate. I spend £300,000 a year on clothes - excluding jewellery."
And Scott has no plans to abandon his playboy lifestyle: "I want to make as much money as 1 possible, keep in great shape and a partner comes third, which girls don't like to hear.

"But I won't compromise on that, so whoever I meet will have to accept it."

Scott is currently customising his new £5million mansion overlooking a i Marbella golf course.

"In the master bedroom the main feature's going to be the bed, of course. And I'm thinking of getting L mirrors on the ceiling."
Britain's Biggest Spenders, ITV Tuesday 9pm g ary.anderson@sundaymirror.co.uk

THis guy is real insecure

Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kyomu on February 15, 2008, 03:35:03 AM
Donkey, My friend. There is no difference between Materialistic and spiritual.
IN one point of view, all of the thing in this world is nothing but spiritual.
In another point of view,all of the thing in this world is nothing but material.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 03:36:20 AM
You are correct. People dont notice that both Love and Money really dont exist.
Its just superfical expression of the flow of the expression of universe.
If you dont love for anything,you cant make money.
Money is just a paper which represent something you dedicate..

I would say it a bit different.

Life is not about what you can GET, it's what you can GIVE. If you give, you will get automatically, but what you get ill be gone sooner or later, and that is ok like that.

Aiming to get LOVE or MONEY is the same thing, it is greed.

edit: stupid typos. my mind is a million miles away sometimes...  ;D
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 03:37:27 AM
EXCLUSIVE: IN THIS MOST VAIN MAN IN BRITAIN?
EXCLUSIVE I SPENT £500K TO BUILD MY BODY £30OK EVERY YEAR ON CLOTHES £100K JABS SO I WILL LIVE TO 140
Scott Alexander - Britain's vainest man. The multi-millionaire has spent a fortune turning himself into the bronzed, albeit slightly balding, Adonis he is today,

Fitness freak Scott has spent £55,000 on a new set of teeth and forks out £2,000 a year on Botox. And his latest "miracle" defence against ageing is a £100,000-a-year growth hormone programme, which he hopes will keep him alive until he's 140.

Scott, 31, is one of Britain's biggest spenders and thinks nothing of splashing out £15,000 on a suit if it makes him look "slick" and helps him snare glamour models - the only girls he dates.
His millions - made advising the super-rich on how to obtain the ultimate body and luxury lifestyle - have bought him plush bachelo London, Manchester and Marbella.

One wall of his Manchester the biggest in the city - is devoted to a £10,000 portrait of... himself. Now he is fi: £3million deal to buy an entire Bulgarian town - which he plans to rename Alexander. Scott estimates he has spent £500,000 on his looks since he took up training as a weedy 19-year-old law student.

He found work as a trainer and helped stars like Tom Cruise work on their physique for action films. Now he spares no expense when it comes to keeping himself in shape. He says: "I get up at 6am and do an hour of cardio-vascular training. When I get home I do another 90 minutes."

He adds: "I spent £55,000 on a new set of teeth made from the finest Japanese porcelain, and it was worth every penny. I had to have my jaw realigned because it had dropped slightly and I had teeth implants.

"I get Botox around three times a year and that costs about £600 a time because I get the best."

Twice a day he injects himself with a growth hormone: "It costs between £60,000 and £100,000 a year but it's amazing. People using it could expect to live to 130 or 140 while still looking young."

Scott believes flashing his cash is essential for business - and women. He loves to pay with his exclusive black Centurion American Express credit card and his fleet of cars includes a Lamborghini, Rolls-Royce, Porsche and Aston Martin.

He said: "If you move in circles with the big players, you've got to step up to the plate. I spend £300,000 a year on clothes - excluding jewellery."
And Scott has no plans to abandon his playboy lifestyle: "I want to make as much money as 1 possible, keep in great shape and a partner comes third, which girls don't like to hear.

"But I won't compromise on that, so whoever I meet will have to accept it."

Scott is currently customising his new £5million mansion overlooking a i Marbella golf course.

"In the master bedroom the main feature's going to be the bed, of course. And I'm thinking of getting L mirrors on the ceiling."
Britain's Biggest Spenders, ITV Tuesday 9pm g ary.anderson@sundaymirror.co.uk

THis #### is real insecure


After reading that i cant accept this prick on getbig.
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Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 03:37:49 AM
Donkey, My friend. There is no difference between Materialistic and spiritual.
IN one point of view, all of the thing in this world is nothing but spiritual.
In another point of view,all of the thing in this world is nothing but material.

I can't believe i'm having a taoistic-buddhistic-nihilistic discussion on getbig.  ;D ;D
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Post by: kyomu on February 15, 2008, 03:38:25 AM
Look at the flower and Bee. They are so materialists. But they are always together millions of years.
Thats the universe.
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Post by: kyomu on February 15, 2008, 03:42:33 AM
I would say it a bit difficult.

Life is not about what you can GET, it's what you can GIVE. If you give, you will get automatically, but what you get ill be gone sooner or later, and that is ok like that.

Aiming to get LOVE or MONEY is the same thing, it is greed.
Greed is the most basic natural instict. We are living with it millions of years and its come from our great gene built with long long long years!
If you want to really really really GET,What you do? YOU WILL GIVE!! ;)
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Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 03:44:15 AM
Look at the flower and Bee. They are so materialists. But they are always together millions of years.
Thats the universe.

in regards to food and saving your kind every being HAS to be materialisitc, there's no denying it. That's why you say いただきます before a meal.

Greed is the most basic natural instict. We are living with it millions of years and its come from our great gene built with long long long years!
If you want to really really really GET,What you do? YOU WILL GIVE!! ;)

i see we agree.  ;D
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Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 03:47:52 AM
Somehow Weisswurst and Suesser Senf fit in here but I haven't figured out how yet... :-\
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Post by: kyomu on February 15, 2008, 03:50:31 AM
in regards to food and saving your kind every being HAS to be materialisitc, there's no denying it. That's why you say いただきます before a meal.

i see we agree.  ;D

Yeah. That is.
Even Mom and Baby, Mom give everything to baby without any change? HELL NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
She get love and motivation for her life from her baby!! Pure Materialism!!!!!!
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Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 03:51:11 AM
Yeah. That is.
Even Mom and Baby, Mom give everything to baby without any change? HELL NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
She get love and motivation for her life from her baby!! Pure Materialism!!!!!!

You're Japanese?
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Post by: kyomu on February 15, 2008, 03:52:56 AM
You're Japanese?
Yes why?
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Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 03:57:21 AM
Yes why?

How many Kanji do you know actively? Meaning you know by heart? 5000?
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Post by: kyomu on February 15, 2008, 04:00:25 AM
How many Kanji do you know actively? Meaning you know by heart? 5000?
I dont know very well. Enough  to read book and news paper thats it. But maybe i can write less now due to use computer too much.
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Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 04:01:29 AM
Yeah. That is.
Even Mom and Baby, Mom give everything to baby without any change? HELL NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
She get love and motivation for her life from her baby!! Pure Materialism!!!!!!

Yes, but she will only receive love as long as she gives. The more she gives, the more she gets.

To close the circle, a car cannot do that, no matter how much time you spend waxing it.
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Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 04:01:47 AM
I dont know very well. Enough  to read book and news paper thats it. But maybe i can write less now due to use computer too much.

Don't you think it would be better if you just had an alphabet? Fucking thousands of Chinese characters...too many....
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Post by: kyomu on February 15, 2008, 04:09:13 AM
Yes, but she will only receive love as long as she gives. The more she gives, the more she gets.

To close the circle, a car cannot do that, no matter how much time you spend waxing it.
Wahahahahhahah! Its look like "Egg or chicken?"!!! Hehehehehehe. Budha say "Leave your Karma!(Causality and Effect)".
If you learn quantum theory, you will know that Karma doesnt exist in this world as Budha said. ;)
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Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 04:10:58 AM
Wahahahahhahah! Its look like "Egg or chicken?"!!! Hehehehehehe. Budha say "Leave your Karma!(Causality and Effect)".
If you learn quantum theory, you will know that Karma doesnt exist in this world as Budha said. ;)

lol, you kill me here.

Wait 20 years so i can build up more knowledge and you will simmer away into being old...  ;) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 04:11:42 AM
Wahahahahhahah! Its look like "Egg or chicken?"!!! Hehehehehehe. Budha say "Leave your Karma!(Causality and Effect)".
If you learn quantum theory, you will know that Karma doesnt exist in this world as Budha said. ;)
do you believe in the Secret
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kyomu on February 15, 2008, 04:13:45 AM
Don't you think it would be better if you just had an alphabet? Fucking thousands of Chinese characters...too many....
Mmmmmmmmm.....To expect that many people can read and write as Mao Zedong thought,Yes.
But sometime those Kanji will make more deep expressions possible than alphabet. So in this case, NO.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 04:15:20 AM
Mmmmmmmmm.....To expect that many people can read and write as Mao Zedong thought,Yes.
But sometime those Kanji will make more deep expressions possible than alphabet. So in this case, NO.

Kanji are far superior to alphabet when it comes to reading. Faster, more emotional, takes less space, even more aesthetic.  ;D
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: m8 on February 15, 2008, 04:15:23 AM
all that make up and face modifications make him look like a humanoid, not breaking his balls but what is happening with men these days, they're becoming more concerned about their looks than women............. if you put a wig on the guy he'd be mistaken for a tranny :-[

That's what I'm saying KREATOR (EXTREME AGGRESSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Men are turning into women, slowly but surely.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kyomu on February 15, 2008, 04:15:53 AM
lol, you kill me here.

Wait 20 years so i can build up more knowledge and you will simmer away into being old...  ;) ;D ;D ;D
I would like to make these kind of debate with you when you come here(BCN)!! ;D
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kyomu on February 15, 2008, 04:17:42 AM
do you believe in the Secret
Exactly what kind of secret? What is the defenition of the Secret?
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 04:18:06 AM
Kanji are far superior to alphabet when it comes to reading. Faster, more emotional, takes less space, even more aesthetic.  ;D

Yes that is true. BUT also impractical to learn; kids spend two decades learning how to write their fucking language...

Koreans get along well with an alphabet!
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 04:18:23 AM
Exactly what kind of secret? What is the defenition of the Secret?
quantum physics!
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 04:20:05 AM
Kanji are far superior to alphabet when it comes to reading. Faster, more emotional, takes less space, even more aesthetic.  ;D

Hanja anjoahaeyo!
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: m8 on February 15, 2008, 04:23:40 AM
Lad, I dont want you to represent me online or offline, I dont want to be associated with you, you reak of failure and stench

Fake Chest Guy is living the good life. Don't hate, congratulate!
TEAM SCOTT ALEXANDER REPRESENT!
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 04:24:09 AM
I would like to make these kind of debate with you when you come here(BCN)!! ;D

I hope it will work out...

My wife has trouble getting vacation...  :-\
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kyomu on February 15, 2008, 04:25:08 AM
quantum physics!
Believe or Not. Its a common sence.
Look around your life.
Ex: Look at the dice.
When you throw once,you cant know what number you see.
But 10000000000times throwing, you will see the tendency!
Thats call,the (Heisenberg) uncertainty principle
Small Particular act same.

Each human act different... But 10000000000000people? ;D
Foton act the same....
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Da Freak on February 15, 2008, 04:25:17 AM
Guys, the 'fakechestguy' fucker who posts here is a gimmick account. I just emailed Alex and he verified this. Ron, pls boot this sicko off.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 04:25:28 AM
I hope it will work out...

My wife has trouble getting vacation...  :-\

We can trade you come here to Asia and I go back to the Reich....?
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kyomu on February 15, 2008, 04:27:44 AM
I hope it will work out...

My wife has trouble getting vacation...  :-\
Dont worry, Or I will visit you after the contest. ;)
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: m8 on February 15, 2008, 04:29:41 AM
Guys, the 'fakechestguy' fucker who posts here is a gimmick account. I just emailed Alex and he verified this. Ron, pls boot this sicko off.

Shit, and I thought he was the real deal for a second.
Someone get MR. Scott Alexander on here!!

(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/bio/back.jpg)
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 04:33:22 AM
We can trade you come here to Asia and I go back to the Reich....?

Fuck you, i don't like Korea.

When these guys find out you burned the city portal they will kick you out anyways. No wonder you can't sleep, with the whole state after me i would find it hard to nap away too.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Dont worry, Or I will visit you after the contest. ;)

That would be cool too!
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 04:34:10 AM
Shit, and I thought he was the real deal for a second.
Someone get MR. Scott Alexander on here!!

(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/bio/back.jpg)

Yes, he should post here. I doubt he can write a proper sentence though, he looks as dumb as they come.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: m8 on February 15, 2008, 04:38:08 AM
OH fuck it, im useless making gimmick accounts, well we had fun atleast...

You used the word "fancy", you can't be anyone but Scott Alexander!
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kyomu on February 15, 2008, 04:39:23 AM
Fuck you, i don't like Korea.

When these guys find out you burned the city portal they will kick you out anyways. No wonder you can't sleep, with the whole state after me i would find it hard to nap away too.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
That would be cool too!
I really havent taken long time off these couple of years. I will buy new machine next week and that will make my job a lot easier.

BTW I love Korean Food and chicks are beatiful too ;D
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 04:40:11 AM
OH fuck it, im useless making gimmick accounts, well we had fun atleast...

not for a second, you have to try harder.

Like i said, you were too cool. an insecure guy like him would a) meltdown or b) ignore it for self-defense reasons.


I really havent taken long time off these couple of years. I will buy new machine next week and that will make my job a lot easier.

BTW I love Korean Food and chicks are beatiful too ;D

food is great, chicks for fun, no more.  ;D
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 04:41:35 AM
Fuck you, i don't like Korea.

When these guys find out you burned the city portal they will kick you out anyways. No wonder you can't sleep, with the whole state after me i would find it hard to nap away too.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
That would be cool too!

Korean food is cheaper and better than Japanese food.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: m8 on February 15, 2008, 04:42:30 AM
i just studied that jerk for a bit on youtube

I have to say you did a very good job.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 04:44:16 AM
Korean food is cheaper and better than Japanese food.

not in japan, no.

as for 'better', that's a question of taste, isn't it? You can eat dirt cheap real good quality food in Japan every 500 meters.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kyomu on February 15, 2008, 05:02:52 AM
thanks man
(http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/6/9/8/1/741896_356x237.jpg)

Quickerblade up in this bitch
But LIER IS A LIER.
YOU FUCKED EVERYBODY IN HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO HUH?
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: GroinkTropin on February 15, 2008, 05:03:03 AM
they said 100k pounds (which is about $200k US) per month in overall living expenses, and 120k pounds (about $240k US) per year in HGH. 



That is unreal spending. His income has to be 10-20 mil a year just to keep with what he spends. Noone makes that money personal training or whatever. Wonder where it's REALLY coming from?
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: m8 on February 15, 2008, 05:04:40 AM
That is unreal spending. His income has to be 10-20 mil a year just to keep with what he spends. Noone makes that money personal training or whatever. Wonder where it's REALLY coming from?

(http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v64/153/55/1610040101/n1610040101_11583_7361.jpg)
(http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v64/153/55/1610040101/n1610040101_11586_8424.jpg)
(http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v64/153/55/1610040101/n1610040101_11581_7326.jpg)
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 05:05:18 AM
But LIER IS A LIER.YOU FUCKED EVERYBODY IN HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO HUH?

I'm going to buy you a dictionary brother...
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 05:05:57 AM
haha, oh boy...

everytime i see the pics i really feel sorry for this poor twit.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 05:07:59 AM
fuck him and japanese porcelain teeth, i bet his buys his dates Louis vuitton bags and all that shit and they still dont fuck him...actually i bet he dont date
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 05:15:05 AM
Look at his quads...they're non-existent!
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 05:18:27 AM
this is his mum..

(http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/frogs-mom-2-copy.jpg)
(http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/frogs-mom-copy.jpg)
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2008, 05:21:56 AM
(http://a519.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/42/l_944c04bda1cc474859a4068da1a6999e.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4c/SpockVulcan.jpg)
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: jaejonna on February 15, 2008, 05:23:54 AM
Im pretty sure this dude inherited his money.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kyomu on February 15, 2008, 05:26:19 AM
this is his mum..

(http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/frogs-mom-2-copy.jpg)
(http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/frogs-mom-copy.jpg)
Serious?
Oh my ;D
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: jr on February 15, 2008, 05:31:09 AM
Tony Robbins has higher levels of GH produced naturally from his pituitary tumor. Game, set and match.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: TrueGrit on February 15, 2008, 05:36:05 AM
I'd bang her. She's quite sexy, fine for a roll in the hay.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: m8 on February 15, 2008, 07:29:56 AM
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2243969968
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: dr.chimps on February 15, 2008, 07:48:38 AM
I'd bang her. She's quite sexy, fine for a roll in the hay.
LOL. I'm sure Mars is en route to this thread and is gonna let us all know how he would treat this old slapper.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on February 15, 2008, 08:32:16 AM
LOL. I'm sure Mars is en route to this thread and is gonna let us all know how he would treat this old slapper.

haha she looks like your typicle mature porn actress, hell i would do her.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bast000 on February 15, 2008, 10:25:11 AM
Guys, the 'fakechestguy' fucker who posts here is a gimmick account. I just emailed Alex and he verified this. Ron, pls boot this sicko off.

No shit.  Anyone who believed it was the real guy is a moron.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 10:33:18 AM
No shit.  Anyone who believed it was the real guy is a moron.

Believing he is real was maybe someone under 5000 posts that isn't acustomed to getbig standards.  ;D ;D

I would love to have the real guy posting here though... ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: tommywishbone on February 15, 2008, 10:35:31 AM
Thumbs up... way up, to all those who have made an appearance on this classic thread.

Guido-the-fake dude...  ;D
Guido's mom........  ;D
Guido's eye brows....  ;D

and most of all, the big tits on the chicks.....  :)
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 10:45:38 AM
Thumbs up... way up, to all those who have made an appearance on this classic thread.

Guido-the-fake dude...  ;D
Guido's mom........  ;D
Guido's eye brows....  ;D

and most of all, the big tits on the chicks.....  :)

He does MMA too!!!

(http://www.mrtandme.com/images/gallery/large/hamster1.jpg)

Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 10:47:11 AM
 ;D ;D

(http://scribalterror.blogs.com/scribal_terror/images/2007/05/22/hamster.jpg)
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DK II on February 15, 2008, 10:48:00 AM
Another gold shot of Scott Alexander!!

(http://www.somethingorotherwhatever.com/hamster.jpg)
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: medz zeppelin on February 15, 2008, 10:48:12 AM
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/badboymedz/5.jpg?t=1203101182)
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: delta9mda on February 15, 2008, 10:56:46 AM
in Britain on tv


ok, watched half the vid. damn it he seems like a cool bloke. the problem is the association with the guidos!
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: m8 on July 11, 2008, 11:02:22 PM
Bump for legendary thread.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Tonkin on July 12, 2008, 02:06:29 AM
What a fucking douche. A douche he is a big douche.. :-X
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Da Freak on August 06, 2008, 12:05:37 AM
bump by team alex!  8)
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: calfzilla on August 06, 2008, 12:24:47 AM
Her titties demand my immediate attention.

(http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ooshfge33.jpg)
Yes I agree.  She's not extremely hot but those titties are rather captivating. 
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Method101 on August 06, 2008, 12:28:45 AM
Quote
Does he think he is hot? Sh#! he is disgusting, and I don’t know any chick who think men who look like they want to kill something are sexy! Maybe he is so angry because the roids shrunk his already little greg!

from that website.
 :D
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: ahh.. fk on September 17, 2008, 07:59:33 PM
When your whole life revolves around botoxing your sack ,tweezing your eyebrows and "hittin da club" your setting yourself up for a big fall. Beauty fades and Scott is proof good looks can't be bought.  :-X

But he is rich as hell and hooks up with smokin chicks so props for that.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: m8 on September 18, 2008, 04:05:40 AM
When your whole life revolves around botoxing your sack ,tweezing your eyebrows and "hittin da club" your setting yourself up for a big fall. Beauty fades and Scott is proof good looks can't be bought.  :-X

But he is rich as hell and hooks up with smokin chicks so props for that.

don't hate, congratulate.
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: webcake on February 15, 2009, 01:34:27 AM
Bump for the alpha male!

Scott Alexander!

No.1 baby!

Plain and simple!

 8) 8)
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: io856 on February 15, 2009, 01:35:42 AM
Bump for the alpha male!

Scott Alexander!

No.1 baby!

Plain and simple!

 8) 8)
good job bluto
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: webcake on February 15, 2009, 01:43:56 AM
Endless women!

Limitless money!

Great pecs!

Great conditioning!

No.1 baby!

Plain and simple!
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: webcake on February 15, 2009, 02:03:41 AM
From wikipedia...

"Scott Alexander (born 1976)[1] is a British millionaire and nouveau riche socialite often quoted as being "the most vain man in Britain"[1] Alexander is frequently seen in media. One of his most well known projects was to buy an eastern European town and change its name to Alexander.[2] Alexander was convicted of assault after having slapped a Manchester real estate agent in the face.[3]"

wow!

Taking control.....Scott Alexander style!

No.1!

Plain and simple!

Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Quickerblade on February 15, 2009, 01:41:15 PM
Endless women!

Limitless money!

Great pecs!

Great conditioning!

No.1 baby!

Plain and simple!
Sounds like Nasser
Title: Re: The Guido Fake Chest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: G o a t b o y on February 15, 2009, 01:53:36 PM
From wikipedia...

"Scott Alexander (born 1976)


I call bullshit.  If you look at the pics of him pre-GH, plastic surgery, pec implants, and blonde hair dye, he look about 40.  I's say he's mid-40's now, trying to be 25 again.