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Title: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: Stark on February 15, 2008, 06:15:11 AM
Swear to god, I'm looking for an Italian speaking individual.
Interview was great, the guy was like the fucking Rain Man spoke 4 languages and has a real good knowledge of Customer care and Computer/Database.

So think of my surprised when I called the company Doctor to find out that he failed the Medical Test, after digging a little she told me he failed due to, Dope and Steroids... I was like WHAT?!?

He was looking like one of the guys from "The IT Crowd" ;D skinny sluggish type, I told her she must have made a mistake laughing my ass off and she said she was surprised as well, but had prove :D :D :D
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: G o a t b o y on February 15, 2008, 06:19:31 AM
Since when do corporations test for 'roids?  I've never heard of that.  Why would they spend the money?  All they normally look at is recs, to make sure a cokehead or heroin addict isn't working for them.


Not only that, you're in Ireland, aren't you?  Since when does anybody over there care about that?  Anti-steroids is an American thing.
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 15, 2008, 06:20:00 AM
You employer tests for steroids?

In the states they only test for weed, narcotics and crack/cocaine.

Sucks for that dude.. lol
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: Stark on February 15, 2008, 06:20:54 AM
Since when do corporations test for 'roids?  I've never heard of that.  Why would they spend the money?  All they normally look at is recs, to make sure a cokehead or heroin addict isn't working for them.

Don't ask me, all I did was interview the guy send him to the Doc,  have no idea what they do with your piss, nor what he was postive off.

Maybe he was a runner of some sort?

Now since you said it I think I call he back and find out what he was postive about, It wouldn't mean anything to me but maybe you guys know.
However I doubt she will tell me, I think she went over the line by telling me why he failed in the first place.
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 15, 2008, 06:23:14 AM
I am sure he is going to be heart-broken to learn that he can't work in Ireland, the most happening island in the world ::)
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: pumpster on February 15, 2008, 06:23:16 AM
Testing for roids...i smell more stark BS..

With stark's 12" gunz he'll never have to worry about failed roids tests lol
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 15, 2008, 06:24:40 AM
Testing for roids...i smell more stark BS.. :P

With stark's 13" gunz we know he'll never fail a roids test lol

I have to agree.

Never heard of employers testing for androgens.

I guess this thread = fail.
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: Stark on February 15, 2008, 06:25:09 AM
I am sure he is going to be heart-broken to learn that he can't work in Ireland, the most happening island in the world ::)

One Question: Have you been to Ireland?
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: 240 is Back on February 15, 2008, 06:34:56 AM
Don't ask me, all I did was interview the guy send him to the Doc,  have no idea what they do with your piss, nor what he was postive off.

Maybe he was a runner of some sort?

Now since you said it I think I call he back and find out what he was postive about, It wouldn't mean anything to me but maybe you guys know.
However I doubt she will tell me, I think she went over the line by telling me why he failed in the first place.

Okay, so you lost a good employee.

But every cloud has a silver lining.

maybe you just found a good source ;)
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: Stark on February 15, 2008, 06:37:09 AM
Okay, so you lost a good employee.

But every cloud has a silver lining.

maybe you just found a good source ;)
yeah it's a real pisser, takes me ages to find somebody like him again.
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 15, 2008, 06:37:09 AM
One Question: Have you been to Ireland?

Yes... toured Kilkenny castle once :)
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: Deicide on February 15, 2008, 06:38:40 AM
Testing for roids...i smell more stark BS..

With stark's 12" gunz he'll never have to worry about failed roids tests lol

Low BF%...keep up the good work!
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: MAXX on February 15, 2008, 06:39:57 AM
probably bullshit story. never heard of a company that tests for steroids.
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: emn1964 on February 15, 2008, 06:55:30 AM
sounds like BS to me.  sorry stark, your "story" doesn't pass the sniff test.
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: WhiteCastle on February 15, 2008, 07:00:41 AM
The companies I have worked for don't test for anything specific.  Generally, you do a piss test and the urinalysis company sends back if your levels are high on anything.  For example, ECA will trigger an amphetamine flag, which is why you state you take ephedrine beforehand in the test paperwork.  I don't see why steroids would be out of the question for companies to get data on, provided their is some marker in the urine that could be informative about it.
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: jaejonna on February 15, 2008, 07:03:17 AM
Stark is making up lies ...tisk tisk.
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: jetcity on February 15, 2008, 07:04:15 AM
Swear to god, I'm looking for an Italian speaking individual.
Interview was great, the guy was like the fucking Rain Man spoke 4 languages and has a real good knowledge of Customer care and Computer/Database.

So think of my surprised when I called the company Doctor to find out that he failed the Medical Test, after digging a little she told me he failed due to, Dope and Steroids... I was like WHAT?!?

He was looking like one of the guys from "The IT Crowd" ;D skinny sluggish type, I told her she must have made a mistake laughing my ass off and she said she was surprised as well, but had prove :D :D :D


i believe he got tested for rec.drugs but steroids? have you stopped for a second to think maybe she brought that up because you're on steroids and shes making fun of ya?  don't get tricked and lose your job bro.
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: TrueGrit on February 15, 2008, 07:05:03 AM
What a coincidence that this happened just days after your 'Steroid users disgust me' thread Stark  ;)
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: Stark on February 15, 2008, 07:11:02 AM
guys guys calm the fuck down hahaha

Look like I said I have no idea what qualifies to her as "Steroids" all she said was Dope and Steroids so I take her word, believe it or not.

HAHAH another reason why you shouldn't juice.
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: pumpster on February 15, 2008, 07:16:11 AM
guys guys calm the fuck down hahaha

Look like I said I have no idea what qualifies to her as "Steroids" all she said was Dope and Steroids so I take her word, believe it or not.

HAHAH another reason why you shouldn't juice.

Relax, little one your screams for attention are more amusing than any of the made up shit lol
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: Stark on February 15, 2008, 07:17:46 AM
Relax, little one your screams for attention are more amusing than any of the made up shit lol

hahah comes from the man that has lost ANY form of credibility he had with us here what so ever, dumpster simmer down you are the ultimate getbig embarrassment :D
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: pumpster on February 15, 2008, 07:18:56 AM
hahah comes from the man that has lost ANY form of credibility he had with us here what so ever, dumpster simmer down you are the ultimate getbig embarrassment :D

Psssst see if you can score juice from that dude you need it hahahahaha
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: G o a t b o y on February 15, 2008, 07:21:35 AM
Psssst see if you can score juice from that dude you need it hahahahaha

Yeah, at least you know he's getting real shit if he tested positive.  ;D
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: XFACTOR on February 15, 2008, 07:22:33 AM
Swear to god, I'm looking for an Italian speaking individual.
Interview was great, the guy was like the fucking Rain Man spoke 4 languages and has a real good knowledge of Customer care and Computer/Database.

So think of my surprised when I called the company Doctor to find out that he failed the Medical Test, after digging a little she told me he failed due to, Dope and Steroids... I was like WHAT?!?

He was looking like one of the guys from "The IT Crowd" ;D skinny sluggish type, I told her she must have made a mistake laughing my ass off and she said she was surprised as well, but had prove :D :D :D


I'd have to side with Goatboy on this.  This story is very suspect.

Don't loose your credibility Stark, over a silly story like this.
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: medz zeppelin on February 15, 2008, 07:22:56 AM
guys guys calm the fuck down hahaha

Look like I said I have no idea what qualifies to her as "Steroids" all she said was Dope and Steroids so I take her word, believe it or not.

HAHAH another reason why you shouldn't juice.
we know you're lying now................cuz you're a huge dope and seem to still keep your job........or did they start testing after you where hired?
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: Stark on February 15, 2008, 07:23:47 AM
Psssst see if you can score juice from that dude you need it hahahahaha

hahah you have never seen me so you cannot make an honest judment...

However WE here have seen YOUR gym and there is no way you can be any big with or without juice WITH that kinda lifing conditions... not to mention the "bowflex" hahahaha owned you again Dumster :D

(http://www.gymstories.com/wp-content/gallery/dumpsters-gym-bowflex-madness/6.jpg)

(http://www.gymstories.com/wp-content/gallery/dumpsters-gym-bowflex-madness/5.jpg)
(http://www.gymstories.com/wp-content/gallery/dumpsters-gym-bowflex-madness/4.jpg)

(http://www.gymstories.com/wp-content/gallery/dumpsters-gym-bowflex-madness/3.jpg)

(http://www.gymstories.com/wp-content/gallery/dumpsters-gym-bowflex-madness/2.jpg)

(http://www.gymstories.com/wp-content/gallery/dumpsters-gym-bowflex-madness/1.jpg)
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: pumpster on February 15, 2008, 07:32:06 AM
"Stark" always over-reacts when i hit a nerve lol i'd say his mouth has his most developed muscles.

Recent, unauthorized shot of the lil runt stark during a bulking spree.

Post a more current pic if i'm wrong hahaahahahaha

Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: medz zeppelin on February 15, 2008, 07:34:28 AM
how are pakis treated in Dublin?
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: JasonH on February 15, 2008, 07:34:54 AM
I'm calling BS on this Stark - not even the Police force in the UK and Ireland test for gear. I'm not saying your buddy failed the drug test, I'm just saying it wasn't for steroids.
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: phenom on February 15, 2008, 07:35:34 AM
I'm an Asst. Plant Manager and I can tell you for a fact we don't test for steroids. We test for amphetamines, opiates, and marijuana thats all. As these are drugs that would affect your work performance. I fail to see how steroids would affect your work performance, unless they made you extremely hostile. Chances are it was the dope that got this guy in trouble but every company is different and i guess anything is possible nowdays.
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: emn1964 on February 15, 2008, 07:38:34 AM
Here's how stark can settle the debate.  Whenever you get drug tested, most states (and probably same in Ireland) require the company to give the applicant a notice of what they will be testing you for.  So, Stark can post up the notice from his company.  Easy.  Save your rep stark, post it up.
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: XFACTOR on February 15, 2008, 07:41:36 AM
Here's how stark can settle the debate.  Whenever you get drug tested, most states (and probably same in Ireland) require the company to give the applicant a notice of what they will be testing you for.  So, Stark can post up the notice from his company.  Easy.  Save your rep stark, post it up.

The story isn't true, we all know it.  He seems like an ok guy though, so I'll leave him be. 

Just don't see the need for people to lie on here.
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: chester_bbb on February 15, 2008, 07:43:06 AM
Swear to god, I'm looking for an Italian speaking individual.
Interview was great, the guy was like the fucking Rain Man spoke 4 languages and has a real good knowledge of Customer care and Computer/Database.

So think of my surprised when I called the company Doctor to find out that he failed the Medical Test, after digging a little she told me he failed due to, Dope and Steroids... I was like WHAT?!?

He was looking like one of the guys from "The IT Crowd" ;D skinny sluggish type, I told her she must have made a mistake laughing my ass off and she said she was surprised as well, but had prove :D :D :D


Bullshit. Why would the doctor tell you what he tested positive for. She could lose her license for that. You are a delusional liar.
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 15, 2008, 07:43:32 AM
The story isn't true, we all know it.  He seems like an ok guy though, so I'll leave him be. 

Just don't see the need for people to lie on here.

He's sort of like daddywaddy in that he posts everything that comes to mind.

I've never heard of steroid screening done by any employer.
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: The Squadfather on February 15, 2008, 07:44:56 AM
Swear to god, I'm looking for an Italian speaking individual.
Interview was great, the guy was like the fucking Rain Man spoke 4 languages and has a real good knowledge of Customer care and Computer/Database.

So think of my surprised when I called the company Doctor to find out that he failed the Medical Test, after digging a little she told me he failed due to, Dope and Steroids... I was like WHAT?!?

He was looking like one of the guys from "The IT Crowd" ;D skinny sluggish type, I told her she must have made a mistake laughing my ass off and she said she was surprised as well, but had prove :D :D :D

did you flex for her and show her what a huge, ripped natural genetic freak of nature you are?
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: medz zeppelin on February 15, 2008, 07:45:36 AM
when they look at me that's the first thing they test for.....lmao
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: The Squadfather on February 15, 2008, 07:48:35 AM
when they look at me that's the first thing they test for.....lmao
good stuff man, you sound like a beast, post a picture, let's have a look.
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: Stark on February 15, 2008, 07:51:47 AM
did you flex for her and show her what a huge, ripped natural genetic freak of nature you are?

hahah

Did you ever let your Chest "play" a little when you had to lean over a female co worker?
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: Stark on February 15, 2008, 07:54:28 AM
"Stark" always over-reacts when i hit a nerve lol i'd say his mouth has his most developed muscles.

Recent, unauthorized shot of the lil runt stark during a bulking spree.

Post a more current pic if i'm wrong hahaahahahaha



hahahah calm down Gloria so far I have been a skinny little office guy, a skinny US guy and a skinny paki :D
But I HAVE absolute prove that this is your apartment with your equipment ::)
So any way you put it, it's impossible for you get back on me :D :D

You are the ultimate Getbig embarrassment :D
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: The Squadfather on February 15, 2008, 07:54:57 AM
hahah

Did you ever let your Chest "play" a little when you had to lean over a female co worker?
no offense but "chest" is the last thing i'm thinking about when i'm "leaning over" a female. :D
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: Stark on February 15, 2008, 07:55:51 AM
no offense but "chest" is the last thing i'm thinking about when i'm "leaning over" a female. :D

hahahaha good man :D
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: SHRREDDitUP on February 15, 2008, 07:56:14 AM
----------------------------- ;D--------------------------------
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: pumpster on February 15, 2008, 08:18:36 AM
Seriously stark it's time for some juice to get you over the 140 lb. hump..

BUMP FOR STARK'S REGULAR MORNING MELTDOWN lol
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: G o a t b o y on February 15, 2008, 08:24:56 AM
Wow.  It's amazing how many half-truths and outright lies there are on this poster:


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=201019.0;attach=233827;image)
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: The Squadfather on February 15, 2008, 08:26:47 AM
hahahhaha, "bad breath". ;D
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: Fury on February 15, 2008, 08:29:02 AM
I am sure he is going to be heart-broken to learn that he can't work in Ireland, the most happening island in the world ::)

hahahahah!
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: G o a t b o y on February 15, 2008, 08:31:00 AM
hahahhaha, "bad breath". ;D

My favorite is "brain cancer".  There's no scientific data that suggests this, NONE, but because Lyle Alzado got brain cancer due to having AIDS, and he was also a steroid user, it's now "conventional wisdom" among the media twits that "steroids cause brain cancer".  ::)
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: mitchyboy on February 15, 2008, 10:16:41 AM
Stark, your desperation is becomeing blatently obvious. Man the fuck up. :'(
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: Cap on February 15, 2008, 10:17:54 AM
Groups that test for AAS:
Police and fire based mostly on suspicion and prior use.  Many in these careers have used or currently use but there is no standard test that I am aware of.

Special Operations Forces, particularly SF, test regardless and disallow supplements such as creatine. 


Other careers generally just check for recreational drugs like the ones listed before.
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: MAXX on February 15, 2008, 12:18:58 PM
bump
Title: Re: BAHAHA some guy in my work just failed the Drugtest ... becaus of STEROIDS
Post by: Stark on February 15, 2008, 12:37:17 PM
My favorite is "brain cancer".  There's no scientific data that suggests this, NONE, but because Lyle Alzado got brain cancer due to having AIDS, and he was also a steroid user, it's now "conventional wisdom" among the media twits that "steroids cause brain cancer".  ::)

hahah I admit that






























































this Steroid Picture must be BS ;D ;D ;D