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Title: Should we start team SCOTT ALEXANDER?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 16, 2008, 09:49:33 AM
I mean it'd be a great idea. The dude isn't some dumbass poser like Flex Wheller or some bitter old oilbag like Nasser, but someone real with tons of money, cars, and chicks. He goes on TV defending HGH use for the sake of vanity and long life.

He is the man.

SCOTT ALEXANDER DRINKING CRISTAL, DRIVING ITALIAN SPORTS CARS, INJECTING 30 IUS OF GH, SMOKING CIGARS, EATING A BALANCED DIET, BROKERING BUSINESS DEALS, FUCKING HOT CHICKS, GIVING ADVICE TO A-LIST CELEBS AND INSPIRING MILLIONS OF MEN ACROSS THE GLOBE.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 16, 2008, 09:53:43 AM
 8)
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: m8 on February 16, 2008, 09:57:16 AM
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2243969968

It's right here.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Army of One on February 16, 2008, 10:00:43 AM
"Scott and his 3 friends already have a team "THE A-TEAM" AKA "THE ALPHA MALE TEAM"

BTW that wasnt a joke, he says that on his myspace page

Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: theworm on February 16, 2008, 12:07:00 PM
that guy must be retarded!!  look at his face.


Zoolander part II
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Mars on February 16, 2008, 12:10:39 PM
haha looks like these geeks are standing next to an madametoussaud statue.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 16, 2008, 01:08:03 PM
We should open a Getbig chapter of the A team.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: David Puddy on February 16, 2008, 01:12:52 PM
What's with the man worshipping of the late?

I think this is what drives people away from this forum.

Are you so infatuated by a collagen loaded insecure queer?
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: TooPowerful4u on February 16, 2008, 01:19:37 PM
he blew a gasket and the NJ police tracked him down for threats haha.  His friend got questioned.  Heres the link...his sis is hot lol

http://www.thedirty.com/?cat=90&paged=2
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: io856 on February 16, 2008, 01:30:06 PM
TEAM SCOTT ALEXANDER

Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 16, 2008, 01:46:18 PM
TEAM SCOTT ALEXANDER



These haters can't realize greatness when they see it.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: TrueGrit on February 16, 2008, 02:01:39 PM
Great idea CJ. Ignore the non-botox heads. Scott has the greatest chest I think I've seen since Arnold. His piercing stare radiates both power and sexuality. Women want him and men want to be him.

We salute you Scott.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 16, 2008, 02:03:33 PM
Great idea CJ. Ignore the non-botox heads. Scott has the greatest chest I think I've seen since Arnold. His piercing stare radiates both power and sexuality. Women want him and men want to be him.

We salute you Scott.

His eyes have a penetrating glow. I feel as though I'm being x-rayed through my monitor.

Scott Alexander drinks Cristal and whey post workout.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on February 16, 2008, 02:03:50 PM
hes a fag and i want him to be sliced
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: TrueGrit on February 16, 2008, 02:08:53 PM


Scott Alexander drinks Cristal and whey post workout.

And no doubt he has a supersexy babe to shake it for him in his specially crafted solid gold whey shaker...no doubt she cannot tear her eyes away from his intense gaze..her mother warned her not to look into the eyes of an alpha male like Scott..but she can't stop, his sexuality oozes through her powerless body!

Scott does it for all of us that can't..Scott is the pinnacle of male magnetism and sex appeal.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 16, 2008, 02:13:38 PM
And no doubt he has a supersexy babe to shake it for him in his specially crafted solid gold whey shaker...no doubt she cannot tear her eyes away from his intense gaze..her mother warned her not to look into the eyes of an alpha male like Scott..but she can't stop, his sexuality oozes through her powerless body!

Scott does it for all of us that can't..Scott is the pinnacle of male magnetism and sex appeal.

After he's done with working out, he heads off to a private lounge in some posh London club where he sips more cristal and brokers business deals with foreign investors with a phone that isn't due to come out in 10 years.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on February 16, 2008, 02:24:28 PM
After he's done with working out, he heads off to a private lounge in some posh London club where he sips more cristal and brokers business deals with foreign investors with a phone that isn't due to come out in 10 years.

lol...
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: TrueGrit on February 16, 2008, 02:26:02 PM
lol...

Yea, I liked that bit too. CJ made a serious funny!
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: A2daMIR on February 16, 2008, 02:52:29 PM
Yea, I liked that bit too. CJ made a serious funny!

yeah that was a good one
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: affeman on February 16, 2008, 02:57:22 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=201174.0;attach=234104;image)

Is Dennis James off the sauce? ???
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: brent2741 on February 16, 2008, 03:19:08 PM
you guys need to chill on this guy, before he gets really mad and kills all of us!!
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: TrueGrit on February 16, 2008, 03:47:55 PM
you guys need to chill on this guy, before he gets really mad and kills all of us!!

Powerful men like Scott are dangerous to chaff like us. I bet he just has to make one phone call - on his futuristic phone that shan't be released for another 10 yrs - and we're all history.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: odilly on February 16, 2008, 04:09:20 PM
oh no the guidos have a new god........ he looks like the nerd who got money and a body and now wants everyone to see how powerfull and cool he is
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 16, 2008, 04:43:33 PM
Scott Alexander has a powerful set of connections.

Infact, the reason why Flex Wheller got his ass kicked by a group of ninjas years back was because he annoyed Scott. The ninjas dragged Flex off to Scott's English mansion where Scott glared at Flex with his piercing blue eyes, and they say Flex was never the same again.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Dorian01 on February 16, 2008, 05:18:14 PM
he looks like the nerd who got money and a body and now wants everyone to see how powerfull and cool he is
That's how he's described himself too.

I'm guessing he always makes the same facial expression because he really looks like a dorky guy whose acne just cleared up when he makes any other expression.

He lists Arnold Schwarzenegger as his idol here http://www.scottalexander.tv/docs/scott-alexander-biography.php
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 16, 2008, 05:21:36 PM
That's how he's described himself too.

I'm guessing he always makes the same facial expression because he really looks like a dorky guy whose acne just cleared up when he makes any other expression.

He lists Arnold Schwarzenegger as his idol here http://www.scottalexander.tv/docs/scott-alexander-biography.php

No, he's the alpha male and has been that way his whole life. He was engineered by a group of scientists to help mankind by being the ideal.

Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: tommywishbone on February 16, 2008, 05:22:56 PM
Worst team ever. Worse than Team Mower. Worse than Team Pinto. Worse than Team doo-doo.

Just look at dude in his pictures... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: technokc on February 16, 2008, 05:29:57 PM
he should get with this chick. . . I think these two starring at you simutaneously would melt your face off.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=194382.0;attach=226228;image)
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 16, 2008, 05:31:34 PM
Dorianesque back!

Scott Alexander could buy the IFBB.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: G o a t b o y on February 16, 2008, 05:33:56 PM
Damn, this guy really is the British Derek Anthony, isn't he?  (Or maybe the male Bethany Howlett)  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 16, 2008, 05:34:28 PM
Damn, this guy really is the British Derek Anthony, isn't he?  (Or maybe the male Bethany Howlett)  ;D ;D


He's filthy rich though.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: G o a t b o y on February 16, 2008, 05:48:11 PM

He's filthy rich though.


More like he's good at borrowing or renting things, then taking pictures with them.  ::)
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: arce377 on February 16, 2008, 05:50:30 PM
:D
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: arce377 on February 16, 2008, 06:06:52 PM
Is this guy for real??
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Rami on February 16, 2008, 06:14:15 PM
Seams there are throngs of eager men around here yearning to be a member of Alexander's c@@k sucking task force. So why not.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 16, 2008, 07:49:00 PM


Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: TrueGrit on February 16, 2008, 07:50:54 PM
Good posts CJ. People will begin to see that Scott is the real deal and lifestyle shows are fighting like wild dogs to get him on their shows.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: WhiteCastle on February 16, 2008, 07:55:39 PM
TSA...not the Transportation Security Administration....it's Team Scott Alexander.

This is what Nasser wishes he was.  This is the house that Scott Alexander built.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Big Worm on February 16, 2008, 07:56:58 PM
I mean it'd be a great idea. The dude isn't some dumbass poser like Flex Wheller or some bitter old oilbag like Nasser, but someone real with tons of money, cars, and chicks. He goes on TV defending HGH use for the sake of vanity and long life.

He is the man.

SCOTT ALEXANDER DRINKING CRISTAL, DRIVING ITALIAN SPORTS CARS, INJECTING 30 IUS OF GH, SMOKING CIGARS, EATING A BALANCED DIET, BROKERING BUSINESS DEALS, FUCKING HOT CHICKS, GIVING ADVICE TO A-LIST CELEBS AND INSPIRING MILLIONS OF MEN ACROSS THE GLOBE.
How about Team Jock ?
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 16, 2008, 07:58:19 PM
TSA...not the Transportation Security Administration....it's Team Scott Alexander.

This is what Nasser wishes he was.  This is the house that Scott Alexander built.

Scott Alexander has trained Tom Cruise.

He's worth a 100 million.

Nasser is some oiled up loser who sells soiled underwear and lives through Getbig's Taliban chapter aka BigBobs and Sharma.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: TrueGrit on February 16, 2008, 08:02:45 PM
Scott Alexander has trained Tom Cruise.

He's worth a 100 million.

Nasser is some oiled up loser who sells soiled underwear and lives through Getbig's Taliban chapter aka BigBobs and Sharma.

Great post.

Check out this. Did Nasser El Sonbattery ever get a huge spread in a mainstream magazine?

Worth the read guys:

http://www.scottalexander.tv/media/now-mag2.pdf
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: mogulgangi on February 16, 2008, 08:45:33 PM
Great post.

Check out this. Did Nasser El Sonbattery ever get a huge spread in a mainstream magazine?

Worth the read guys:

http://www.scottalexander.tv/media/now-mag2.pdf

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Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Spoony Luv on February 16, 2008, 11:34:28 PM
This zoolander dude is nothing short of awesome...As long as he walks the planet, I can truly say that we are living in a time that is unmatched...This guy is pure genius...If he wasn't real, i would almost guess that TA would be behind such a man....Bravo to the Frogman
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Spoony Luv on February 16, 2008, 11:36:26 PM
I've read on another board that a picture of the frogman smiling are worth 25G's...Some people suggest that there is only one picture in existence and as of right now, there is a bidding war going on for such a picture...
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: webcake on February 16, 2008, 11:52:38 PM
I've read on another board that a picture of the frogman smiling are worth 25G's...Some people suggest that there is only one picture in existence and as of right now, there is a bidding war going on for such a picture...

SCOTT ALEXANDER DOES NOT BELIEVE IN SMILING >:( >:(

SMILING IS FOR THE WEAK AND POOR
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: arce377 on February 17, 2008, 03:47:03 AM
HOW much does it cost him to take 36 i.u.'s of HGH per day??
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: affeman on February 17, 2008, 03:51:42 AM
Scott Alexander has trained Tom Cruise.

Show us some evidence.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: rocket on February 17, 2008, 04:05:02 AM
The trouble with these teams is that there are a lot of people here on this board who do not possess any sentience whatsoever, they are easy to spot - they emulate members here who meet with some level of success, ie have their own character.  Thus we end up with a legion of idiots endlessly repeating catchphrases. 

Start a team like this and once again, this board will be diseased with the mediocre.

And if I were Ron, considering that is once again, Camel Jockey starting this shit, I'd remove the head zombie :)

Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: ironneck on February 17, 2008, 04:46:58 AM
WOW he really is rich

in the video they say he is a fintess-trainer,it's crazy that he made so much money out of this job

btw the cars are great!
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: affeman on February 17, 2008, 05:25:59 AM
WOW he really is rich

in the video they say he is a fintess-trainer,it's crazy that he made so much money out of this job

 ::)
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: m8 on February 17, 2008, 06:06:45 AM
Damn, this guy really is the British Derek Anthony, isn't he?  (Or maybe the male Bethany Howlett)  ;D ;D

Not at all.
Scott is straight and fucks the best top models, and can actually write a whole sentence correctly. (without caps)
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: ironneck on February 17, 2008, 07:44:10 AM
::)


 ::) sry enlighten me with your thought

what do you think does he do nebenbei to make money?
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: affeman on February 17, 2008, 08:07:18 AM

 ::) sry enlighten me with your thought

what do you think does he do nebenbei to make money?

He does nothing nebenbei, he doesn't work at all. You think you have the time to work when you're busy everyday working out twice, shooting 24 IUs GH, plucking your eybrowns, getting a wax, facial, manicure and pedicure, lying in the tanning salon for 2 hours and getting your hair and beard trimmed to the perfect shape?? Fullfilling all the metrosexual needs of his body is a fucking FULLTIME JOB. He has a 14 hour business, sure. lol ::)

This fag has wether damn rich parents, or he is a faker posing with rented cars, point blank. :D
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: ironneck on February 17, 2008, 08:38:46 AM
He does nothing nebenbei, he doesn't work at all. You think you have the time to work when you're busy everyday working out twice, shooting 24 IUs GH, plucking your eybrowns, getting a wax, facial, manicure and pedicure, lying in the tanning salon for 2 hours and getting your hair and beard trimmed to the perfect shape?? Fullfilling all the metrosexual needs of his body is a fucking FULLTIME JOB. He has a 14 hour business, sure. lol ::)

This fag has wether damn rich parents, or he is a faker posing with rented cars, point blank. :D
i see your point
good analyse of the given facts
well done
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 17, 2008, 09:06:42 AM
He does nothing nebenbei, he doesn't work at all. You think you have the time to work when you're busy everyday working out twice, shooting 24 IUs GH, plucking your eybrowns, getting a wax, facial, manicure and pedicure, lying in the tanning salon for 2 hours and getting your hair and beard trimmed to the perfect shape?? Fullfilling all the metrosexual needs of his body is a fucking FULLTIME JOB. He has a 14 hour business, sure. lol ::)

This fag has wether damn rich parents, or he is a faker posing with rented cars, point blank. :D

Insolent fool.

Scott Alexander is a property developer and fitness trainer to the elite.

http://www.scottalexander.tv/media/now-mag2.pdf
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Red Hook on February 17, 2008, 09:10:24 AM
Insolent fool.

Scott Alexander is a property developer and fitness trainer to the elite.

http://www.scottalexander.tv/media/now-mag2.pdf

in your estimation is he better than Nasser?
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 17, 2008, 09:17:53 AM
in your estimation is he better than Nasser?

Nasser is some bitter moron who seels underwear to homosexuals to support his drug habbit. HE lives through devoted lapdogs like BigBobs.

Scott Alexander on the otherhand is a multi-millionaire. He's sucessful and isn't in some industry supported by homosexuals. He is the alpha male and the rest of us are inferiors.

Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: ironneck on February 17, 2008, 09:39:05 AM
CJ you guy,weren't you a part of team nasser?
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: WhiteCastle on February 17, 2008, 09:46:23 AM
Scott Alexander could run over Sato in his lamborghini for the fun of it, knowing he will get sued and have to pay.  That's how much he owns Nasser.  In fact, given Nasser's financial difficulties, Scott Alexander could probably purchase Nasser as his own personal slave.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Red Hook on February 17, 2008, 09:51:43 AM
Nasser is some bitter moron who seels underwear to homosexuals to support his drug habbit. HE lives through devoted lapdogs like BigBobs.

Scott Alexander on the otherhand is a multi-millionaire. He's sucessful and isn't in some industry supported by homosexuals. He is the alpha male and the rest of us are inferiors.



right now Sharma et al are searching very hard to find you.  They hate you more than Milos
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: DK II on February 17, 2008, 10:12:31 AM
Most of the pics of him are totally photoshopped/airbrushed in a way or the other.

He almost looks like a character from the "Final Fantasy"-movie.  :-\
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: jetcity on February 17, 2008, 10:30:10 AM
team fake chest???? you guys are out of your god damn mind...
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: DK II on February 17, 2008, 10:37:29 AM
WTF?

(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/Scottalex07_jpg.jpg)
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: DK II on February 17, 2008, 10:39:17 AM
If he really has so much money, why doesn't he hire people that can actually use photoshop right??

 ??? ??? ??? ???

(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/Worlds_richest3.jpg)
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 17, 2008, 10:40:18 AM
WTF?

(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/Scottalex07_jpg.jpg)

Simply immaculate.

I feel as though I'm being x-rayed through my monitor by those piercing and dazzling blue eyes.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: DK II on February 17, 2008, 10:44:46 AM
Simply immaculate.

I feel as though I'm being x-rayed through my monitor by those piercing and dazzling blue eyes.

alien-solar-panel-eyes with remote control vision?  8) 8) 8)

Always wear your glasses, bro!!

(http://filmforno.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/they_live.jpg)
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: ironneck on February 17, 2008, 10:47:39 AM
it really looks like an animated-movie
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 17, 2008, 10:49:26 AM
alien-solar-panel-eyes with remote control vision?  8) 8) 8)

Always wear your glasses, bro!!

(http://filmforno.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/they_live.jpg)

I tried using polarizaed sunglasses, but Scott Alexander's penetrating glare got through and the next I knew, I was putting gel on my hair and shaving my legs.

SUCH IS THE POWER OF SCOTT ALEXANDER!

Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 17, 2008, 11:00:01 AM
CJ you ####,weren't you a part of team nasser?

Team Nasser is no long about fun, but about devout homosexual worship. For further info, drop Sharma a pm.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: ironneck on February 17, 2008, 11:02:59 AM
Team Nasser is no long about fun, but about devout homosexual worship. For further info, drop Sharma a pm.

so as a loyal team nasser member you did not buy his underwear?
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 17, 2008, 11:07:32 AM
so as a loyal team nasser member you did not buy his underwear?

I was never loyal, you moron. Team Nasser was a joke started by Bluto, and dummies like Bob took it to an extreme level by calling Nasser and buying his used clothes.

I thought Nasser was a good bber once and should have won the 1997 Mr. Olympia and maybe the 1996 one. That's it. Other then that, he's a bitter man who tried to live through trools on an internet forum. He ruined his physique with synthol and turned on Milos and others; people he's no better than.

Scott Alexander is a multi-millionaire. He's got a fantastic physique and is the alpha male.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: affeman on February 17, 2008, 11:13:44 AM
I bet when this FakeChestGuy discovers a pimple in his face one morning he starts crying like a 7 year old girl and doesn't leave the house for days.... ;D
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 17, 2008, 11:16:57 AM
I bet when this FakeChestGuy discovers a pimple in his face one morning he starts crying like a 7 year old girl and doesn't leave the house for days.... ;D

No.

Scott Alexander employs a comsmetic surgeon to pop the pimple. He then takes HGH which allows the skin to recover and makes it look like new again.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: DK II on February 17, 2008, 11:19:19 AM
No.

Scott Alexander employs a comsmetic surgeon to pop the pimple. He then takes HGH which allows the skin to recover and makes it look like new again.

 ;D ;D ;D

Or he calls Shiseido to fly in a team of 35 japanese make up artists to take care of the pimple.  8)
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: m8 on February 17, 2008, 12:32:45 PM
TSA BABY!
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: WhiteCastle on February 17, 2008, 12:34:59 PM
If he really has so much money, why doesn't he hire people that can actually use photoshop right??

 ??? ??? ??? ???

(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/Worlds_richest3.jpg)

His physique and appearance are beyond anything that photoshop and moden technology in general can handle.  Some pictures of him will look weird only because the camera can barely function in the presence of such greatness.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: m8 on February 17, 2008, 12:42:18 PM
His physique and appearance are beyond anything that photoshop and moden technology in general can handle.  Some pictures of him will look weird only because the camera can barely function in the presence of such greatness.

Yes, you have to see him in video in order to truly appreciate his greatness.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on February 17, 2008, 12:48:23 PM
Yes, you have to see him in video in order to truly appreciate his greatness.

But only in vibrant 1080p hi-def, lower video formats cannot handle the complexities of such greatness and cast and unrealistic image of what he is.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 17, 2008, 01:10:51 PM
But only in vibrant 1080p hi-def, lower video formats cannot handle the complexities of such greatness and cast and unrealistic image of what he is.


In person he emmits a glow which even penetrates the most expensive polarized Oakley sunglasses.

Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: TrueGrit on February 17, 2008, 01:44:45 PM
Scott is a pioneer imo. He has made it possible for a straight man - and boy do the women love Scott - to be truly beautiful. Scott is quite simply male perfection ..by the use of his unique training system, HGH and an honest, sensible approach to cosmetic surgery..Scott has made himself the greatest example of male beauty on the planet. His body, face and lifestyle is what we all dream of. Scott lives the dream, hell, Scott IS the dream for all of us who can't attain that level of greatness.

If you had to preserve in a cryogenic lab the greatest living male specimen it would be Scott Alexander all day long.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: DK II on February 17, 2008, 02:22:02 PM

how long you been sucking ccock?

irony. it's called irony.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: TrueGrit on February 17, 2008, 02:46:19 PM
irony. it's called irony.

Only Europeans seem to understand it DK   ;)
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: DK II on February 17, 2008, 02:52:02 PM
Only Europeans seem to understand it DK   ;)

nevermind that...

if americans understood irony, they wouldn't have invaded iraq.  :-\
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: dj181 on February 17, 2008, 02:59:46 PM
Scott Alexander=Pure class et savior faire 8)
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: m8 on February 17, 2008, 03:28:06 PM
Scott Alexander=Pure class et savoir-faire 8)

fixed.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: dj181 on February 17, 2008, 03:40:22 PM
fixed.
Merci! and by the way, how many americans do you think know what "savoir-faire" means? and yes i come form the usa but i also know what this phrase means, although i'm probably one of the select few 8)
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: m8 on February 17, 2008, 03:42:46 PM
how many americans do you think know what "savoir-faire" means? and yes i come form the usa but i also know what this phrase means, although i'm probably one of the select few 8)

Not much I'd say ;D but I'm noticing more and more french expressions being used by Americans in general :)
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: affeman on February 17, 2008, 03:47:17 PM
Not much I'd say ;D but I'm noticing more and more french expressions being used by Americans in general :)

Why do you speak English that well "m8"? French guys are usually fucking egoists never speaking one word in another language, even when they drive on holiday in another country they're expecting that anyone else speaks french with them....
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: m8 on February 17, 2008, 04:02:52 PM
Why do you speak English that well "m8"? French guys are usually fucking egoists never speaking one word in another language, even when they drive on holiday in another country they're expecting that anyone else speaks french with them....

I'm much better at writing English than speaking it (that french accent...  ;D)
English is the second language we all learn at school, after French of course.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: odilly on February 17, 2008, 04:20:30 PM
all the power to him...but i bet he still flinches if you fake like you where going to punch him....no amount of counseling takes that knee jerk reaction away
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: sync pulse on February 17, 2008, 05:16:08 PM
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Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: WhiteCastle on February 17, 2008, 08:35:21 PM
Scott Alexander=Pure class et savior faire 8)

Saw the videos posted of Scott Alexander today....not sure if I can recover.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Bast000 on February 17, 2008, 08:51:05 PM
Scott Alexander may very well be the closest thing to Jesus on Earth.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Bast000 on February 17, 2008, 09:09:49 PM
9 hours lol
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: hamood on February 17, 2008, 09:14:53 PM
He looks better when he's not looking so angry in his club shots!
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: arce377 on February 18, 2008, 02:07:36 AM



"Making love for NINE HOURS
is typical for me"

- Scott Alexander


^

WTF?!
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: DK II on February 18, 2008, 05:22:48 AM


"Making love for NINE HOURS
is typical for me"

- Scott Alexander


^

WTF?!

Well, if you have ED, it will take very long times until it stands up, but then you can get priaprism from too much viagra too.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: natural al on February 18, 2008, 05:24:46 AM
this is one wierd ass guy....that's all I can say.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: TrueGrit on February 18, 2008, 05:32:42 AM
I can believe 9 hours in Scott's case. He himself is so fit, virile and masculine that he can easily go that long and once a woman has had him inside her..well...she's not going to want it to stop, not ever.

Scott does it for all those of us can't.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: m8 on February 18, 2008, 06:40:34 AM
For the COOL getbiggers like me and Matt who have facebook, there's a TEAM SCOTT ALEXANDER right here:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2243969968
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: hamood on February 18, 2008, 09:04:46 AM
Queen Rania is better than Scott Alexander

(http://www.washingtonlife.com/issues/june-2006/WL-exclusive/images/wl-exclusive02.jpg)
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: m8 on February 18, 2008, 09:09:20 AM
Queen Rania is better than Scott Alexander

(http://www.washingtonlife.com/issues/june-2006/WL-exclusive/images/wl-exclusive02.jpg)

no
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: hamood on February 18, 2008, 09:12:19 AM
no

Yes.  She can also mobilize much more military force than Scott can.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: m8 on February 18, 2008, 09:12:52 AM
Yes.  She can also mobilize much more military force than Scott can.

No.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: EL Mariachi on February 18, 2008, 10:59:02 AM
I mean it'd be a great idea. The dude isn't some dumbass poser like Flex Wheller or some bitter old oilbag like Nasser, but someone real with tons of money, cars, and chicks. He goes on TV defending HGH use for the sake of vanity and long life.

He is the man.

SCOTT ALEXANDER DRINKING CRISTAL, DRIVING ITALIAN SPORTS CARS, INJECTING 30 IUS OF GH, SMOKING CIGARS, EATING A BALANCED DIET, BROKERING BUSINESS DEALS, FUCKING HOT CHICKS, GIVING ADVICE TO A-LIST CELEBS AND INSPIRING MILLIONS OF MEN ACROSS THE GLOBE.


Whats wrong with fakechestguy's right cheek? :-\

The thing with fakechestguy is, the guy is a goofy faggy lookin mofo.But, the guy knows his shit when it coems down to psihology and confidence building. Fakechestguy wont settle for less then numero uno. Thats very inspirational, specially cause he's a goofy lookin mofo like us getbiggers, so we can think like, menn this goof got money ;D, lambo is great, great clothes, hey i can be like that too!!!

Team fakechestguy is where its at!
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 18, 2008, 11:42:43 AM
Scott Alexander has the ability to make love for 9 hours..

The average day for Scott Alexander compromises of the following:

9 hours of love making.

3 hours in the gym.

4 hours of brokering business deals.

4 hours of clubbing and recreation.

3 hours of sleep.

1 hour for HGH injections, makeup, manicures, pedicures and hair cuts. Perhaps more if Scott restricts himself to less than 5 women a day.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Bast000 on February 18, 2008, 02:53:33 PM
Scott Alexander has the ability to make love for 9 hours..

The average day for Scott Alexander compromises of the following:

9 hours of love making.

3 hours in the gym.

4 hours of brokering business deals.

4 hours of clubbing and recreation.

3 hours of sleep.

1 hour for HGH injections, makeup, manicures, pedicures and hair cuts. Perhaps more if Scott restricts himself to less than 5 women a day.

and he manages to work 16 hours a day on top of that!
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 18, 2008, 04:06:25 PM
and he manages to work 16 hours a day on top of that!

Scott Alexander is above the laws of nature.

Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Army of One on February 18, 2008, 04:14:23 PM
and he manages to work 16 hours a day on top of that!

Something about his life doesnt add up, he sleeps 3 hours a night (so he says..) works 16 hours a day (so he says) works out twice a day , say for 2 hours total (so he says) yet always seems to be pictured in clubs or sunning himself on vacation.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Barracuda on February 18, 2008, 08:28:59 PM
Something about his life doesnt add up, he sleeps 3 hours a night (so he says..) works 16 hours a day (so he says) works out twice a day , say for 2 hours total (so he says) yet always seems to be pictured in clubs or sunning himself on vacation.

Thats because he had himself cloned with his patented scowl. Delegating work to several clones (including sex) leaves him free for optimum tanning and clubbing.   

His clone is also his chauffeur. That way he is not only the passenger but also the driver in life   :D :D :D
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Bast000 on February 18, 2008, 08:37:35 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=201174.0;attach=234623;image)

Lee Priest's new hair there looks slick.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: WhiteCastle on February 18, 2008, 09:09:30 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=201174.0;attach=234623;image)

Lee Priest's new hair there looks slick.

Lee Priest is dead, R.I.P Lee.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: DK II on February 19, 2008, 12:18:45 AM
Thats because he had himself cloned with his patented scowl. Delegating work to several clones (including sex) leaves him free for optimum tanning and clubbing.   

His clone is also his chauffeur. That way he is not only the passenger but also the driver in life   :D :D :D

lmao
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 19, 2008, 05:18:21 PM
Scott Alexander's scowl is the new thing. Instead of the usual grin that doesn't get you anywhere with a chick that catches your eye - you should now scowl. Of course the flaw with this is that not everyone is perfectly handsome like the great Scott Alexander.

Scott Alexander's scowl is the scowl that caused a million women to orgasm.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: TrueGrit on February 19, 2008, 07:51:47 PM
Great Scott!

Wonder what the hunk is up to right now. Probably nuts deep in some Armani model (female) with a glass of Dom Perignon in his hand and a sugar bowl full of coke by his deluxe four poster bed.

The way the beautiful people live  eh..
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: technokc on February 23, 2008, 10:33:35 AM
Scott Alexander has the ability to make love for 9 hours..

The average day for Scott Alexander compromises of the following:

9 hours of love making.

3 hours in the gym.

4 hours of brokering business deals.

4 hours of clubbing and recreation.

3 hours of sleep.

1 hour for HGH injections, makeup, manicures, pedicures and hair cuts. Perhaps more if Scott restricts himself to less than 5 women a day.

doesn't your ass get sore after 9 hours? 
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 23, 2008, 12:06:48 PM
Great Scott!

Wonder what the hunk is up to right now. Probably nuts deep in some Armani model (female) with a glass of Dom Perignon in his hand and a sugar bowl full of coke by his deluxe four poster bed.

The way the beautiful people live  eh..

When you're as rich as Scott you take lumps of coke in your tea, not sugar.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: figgs on February 23, 2008, 12:20:49 PM
This guy fuckin blows. Another psychologically ill person who places value on symbols of wealth but not wealth itself. Money is the spoke in his wheel of life. Just another insecure ego-driven scumfuck who's too scared to share his wealth because he thinks there's not enough to go around. Because without the poor and the suffering to make his lifestyle look so princely in contrast, he wouldn't have the ego satisfaction of being the self-proclaimed "No 1".

"The love that you withhold is the pain that you will carry"

And when all your love is withheld within the boundaries of your own selfish ego, you are the most tormented soul conceivable.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 23, 2008, 12:23:16 PM
This guy fuckin blows. Another psychologically ill person who places value on symbols of wealth but not wealth itself. Money is the spoke in his wheel of life. Just another insecure ego-driven scumfuck who's too scared to share his wealth because he thinks there's not enough to go around. Because without the poor and the suffering to make his lifestyle look so princely in contrast, he wouldn't have the ego satisfaction of being the self-proclaimed "No 1".

"The love that you withhold is the pain that you will carry"

And when all your love is withheld within the boundaries of your own selfish ego, you are the most tormented soul conceivable.

Brutal saturday blunt induced hippie rant.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: G o a t b o y on February 23, 2008, 12:42:05 PM
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Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: figgs on February 23, 2008, 12:54:40 PM
Brutal saturday blunt induced hippie rant.


 ;D
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: James Blunt on February 23, 2008, 01:06:08 PM
This guy fuckin blows. Another psychologically ill person who places value on symbols of wealth but not wealth itself. Money is the spoke in his wheel of life. Just another insecure ego-driven scumfuck who's too scared to share his wealth because he thinks there's not enough to go around. Because without the poor and the suffering to make his lifestyle look so princely in contrast, he wouldn't have the ego satisfaction of being the self-proclaimed "No 1".

"The love that you withhold is the pain that you will carry"

And when all your love is withheld within the boundaries of your own selfish ego, you are the most tormented soul conceivable.
I think you're the psychologically ill one figgs. You're losing it man. You hate him because you envy his lifestyle.

It's good to rant and let the hate out though. let it go. He's just another guy. He just happens to have more money.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: figgs on February 23, 2008, 02:37:13 PM
I think you're the psychologically ill one figgs. You're losing it man. You hate him because you envy his lifestyle.

It's good to rant and let the hate out though. let it go. He's just another guy. He just happens to have more money.

This thread is worshipping him in his envy. I'm just pointing out how pathetic it is.
Title: Re: Should we start 'TEAM FAKE CHEST AKA SCOTT ALEXANDER'?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 23, 2008, 03:47:27 PM
This thread is worshipping him in his envy. I'm just pointing out how pathetic it is.

What do you suggest we do? Go and start a compost pile? Form a circle and have some queer play the guitar?  ::)