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Title: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on February 20, 2008, 12:14:28 PM
I was at the club I DJ at and this girl and guy ask me how big my arms are. I tell them about 21" and the girls like "yeah thats pretty big, my dad is in prison and he has 26 inch arms"    Now, I'm used to hearing stupid shit like that so normally I just blow them off and say thats impressive or something like that but this time I just couldnt.  I asked her if her dad was fat, she said no, then I just went Billy Madison on her and said  "nope, no he doesnt have 26 inch arms".   She assured me that he did and I once again just said "no way, impossible"  She got kinda cranky at me and I told her that the best bodybuilders in the world are sitting around 23" maybe a few of them might have 24's and that there is no way her dads arms are anywhere near 26"   She got all pissed and walked away.  What a stupid slut.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Mars on February 20, 2008, 12:16:16 PM
hahaha what a dumb pig.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 12:17:07 PM
I was at the club I DJ at and this girl and guy ask me how big my arms are. I tell them about 21" and the girls like "yeah thats pretty big, my dad is in prison and he has 26 inch arms"    Now, I'm used to hearing stupid shit like that so normally I just blow them off and say thats impressive or something like that but this time I just couldnt.  I asked her if her dad was fat, she said no, then I just went Billy Madison on her and said  "nope, no he doesnt have 26 inch arms".   She assured me that he did and I once again just said "no way, impossible"  She got kinda cranky at me and I told her that the best bodybuilders in the world are sitting around 23" maybe a few of them might have 24's and that there is no way her dads arms are anywhere near 26"   She got all pissed and walked away.  What a stupid slut.

Why did you tell her your arms were 21? Lying is never cool.

Next time just come clean and tell the truth-17.5 "pumped".

 ::)
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: XFACTOR on February 20, 2008, 12:17:33 PM
I was at the club I DJ at and this girl and guy ask me how big my arms are. I tell them about 21" and the girls like "yeah thats pretty big, my dad is in prison and he has 26 inch arms"    Now, I'm used to hearing stupid shit like that so normally I just blow them off and say thats impressive or something like that but this time I just couldnt.  I asked her if her dad was fat, she said no, then I just went Billy Madison on her and said  "nope, no he doesnt have 26 inch arms".   She assured me that he did and I once again just said "no way, impossible"  She got kinda cranky at me and I told her that the best bodybuilders in the world are sitting around 23" maybe a few of them might have 24's and that there is no way her dads arms are anywhere near 26"   She got all pissed and walked away.  What a stupid slut.

What kind of music to you spin?  Any house?
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: whateva on February 20, 2008, 12:20:36 PM
Maybe you were talking to Greg Valentino's daughter  :)
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: MAXX on February 20, 2008, 12:21:11 PM
Why did you tell her your arms were 21? Lying is never cool.

Next time just come clean and tell the truth-17.5 "pumped".

 ::)
supid troll.. have you even seen wisconsins pics?
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on February 20, 2008, 12:21:53 PM
What kind of music to you spin?  Any house?

Pretty much just hip hop and top 40, nothing too exciting.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on February 20, 2008, 12:23:04 PM
Maybe you were talking to Greg Valentino's daughter  :)

You know what, I never bothered to ask.  You may just be right  ;D

Oh, and just for the record
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on February 20, 2008, 12:24:36 PM
I was at the club I DJ at and this girl and guy ask me how big my arms are. I tell them about 21" and the girls like "yeah thats pretty big, my dad is in prison and he has 26 inch arms"    Now, I'm used to hearing stupid shit like that so normally I just blow them off and say thats impressive or something like that but this time I just couldnt.  I asked her if her dad was fat, she said no, then I just went Billy Madison on her and said  "nope, no he doesnt have 26 inch arms".   She assured me that he did and I once again just said "no way, impossible"  She got kinda cranky at me and I told her that the best bodybuilders in the world are sitting around 23" maybe a few of them might have 24's and that there is no way her dads arms are anywhere near 26"   She got all pissed and walked away.  What a stupid slut.

What is your major malfunction, dipshit?

Review chapter 1 - what is the goal for stupid sluts like this...

Are you trying to 'be right' or are you trying to get blowjobs?

Next time, wait until after she swallows to tell her that her jailbird dad is about as good with a measuring tape as he is with raising children with morals. 
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 20, 2008, 12:26:28 PM
Roid rage.  ;D
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 12:26:43 PM
supid troll.. have you even seen wisconsins pics?

Tiny arms....  ::)
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: dr.chimps on February 20, 2008, 12:27:11 PM
What is your major malfunction, dipshit?

Review chapter 1 - what is the goal for stupid sluts like this...

Are you trying to 'be right' or are you trying to get blowjobs?

Next time, wait until after she swallows to tell her that her jailbird dad is about as good with a measuring tape as he is with raising children with morals. 
Hmm. Man makes a good point. Maybe something to think about next time. 
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: emn1964 on February 20, 2008, 12:30:24 PM
What is your major malfunction, dipshit?

Review chapter 1 - what is the goal for stupid sluts like this...

Are you trying to 'be right' or are you trying to get blowjobs?

Next time, wait until after she swallows to tell her that her jailbird dad is about as good with a measuring tape as he is with raising children with morals. 

That's wisdom to live by right there folks.  Don't fuck it up next time Wisc
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Earl1972 on February 20, 2008, 12:30:59 PM
What is your major malfunction, dipshit?

Review chapter 1 - what is the goal for stupid sluts like this...

Are you trying to 'be right' or are you trying to get blowjobs?

Next time, wait until after she swallows to tell her that her jailbird dad is about as good with a measuring tape as he is with raising children with morals. 

 ;D 8)

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Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: _bruce_ on February 20, 2008, 12:34:14 PM
You know what, I never bothered to ask.  You may just be right  ;D

Oh, and just for the record

Good job - vinyl seems highly anabolic  8)
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: XFACTOR on February 20, 2008, 12:34:43 PM
Why did you tell her your arms were 21? Lying is never cool.

Next time just come clean and tell the truth-17.5 "pumped".

 ::)

Dumbass. You are owned
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on February 20, 2008, 12:35:32 PM
What is your major malfunction, dipshit?

Review chapter 1 - what is the goal for stupid sluts like this...

Are you trying to 'be right' or are you trying to get blowjobs?

Next time, wait until after she swallows to tell her that her jailbird dad is about as good with a measuring tape as he is with raising children with morals. 

Best advice post ever!  
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on February 20, 2008, 12:35:38 PM
AHAHAHHHAHAAH!!!!   Big Wis pwning a stupid skank........beautiful!!
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 20, 2008, 12:40:06 PM
WisconsonBB probably gets tons of pussy so some hoe is probably not a big deal to him.

And sometimes it's a mental boost to put people down or call them out.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Earl1972 on February 20, 2008, 12:42:06 PM
yes Mystery calls them "neg hits" :)

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Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: cht868 on February 20, 2008, 12:43:34 PM
awesome arms bro.... 26 inch arm aren't hard to get when ur a fat sack of 400 lb shit
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: The Freakshow on February 20, 2008, 12:43:51 PM
I was at the club I DJ at and this girl and guy ask me how big my arms are. I tell them about 21" and the girls like "yeah thats pretty big, my dad is in prison and he has 26 inch arms"    Now, I'm used to hearing stupid shit like that so normally I just blow them off and say thats impressive or something like that but this time I just couldnt.  I asked her if her dad was fat, she said no, then I just went Billy Madison on her and said  "nope, no he doesnt have 26 inch arms".   She assured me that he did and I once again just said "no way, impossible"  She got kinda cranky at me and I told her that the best bodybuilders in the world are sitting around 23" maybe a few of them might have 24's and that there is no way her dads arms are anywhere near 26"   She got all pissed and walked away.  What a stupid slut.

Dude, I'd say you were the "Stupid" one. When she told you her dad was in PRISON that should have been the first red flag. I don't care if shes mistaken and his arms are only 21". You don't want someone in prison with 21" arms finding out that you're disrespectin' his baby girl. Watch your back son ;)
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: The Freakshow on February 20, 2008, 12:45:12 PM
You know what, I never bothered to ask.  You may just be right  ;D

Oh, and just for the record

Did you cut off the first 5" of the tape ;)
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on February 20, 2008, 12:45:40 PM
WisconsonBB probably gets tons of pussy so some hoe is probably not a big deal to him.

And sometimes it's a mental boost to put people down or call them out.

Actually, I had TONS more women hitting on my when I was about 220 pounds than I do now.  I still do fine, but its alot harder to just meet women cuz they automatically assume I'm gonna be a jerk or a meathead.  Once I can break the ice, things are just fine.  I know its been discussed here a million times, but take it from me, girls like the men's health look over the bodybuilder look.

Oh, and just for the record again, the chick wasnt at all hot, but I will still heed Mr.Cortisol's advice should a similar situation arise with an attractive female!
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on February 20, 2008, 12:52:27 PM
Wisconsin is a huge mofo and a vagina wrecking machine, rumor has it that women under 30's insurance have a "WisconsinBB clause" in them stating that if he destroys their twats they won't cover the reconstruction surgery.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 12:55:24 PM
Dumbass. You are owned

Translation= XFACTOR is puny and having a meltdown.  ::)

Oh...wait...I have to run and get my fake Rolex and post a pic of it, so I can pretend I am a somebody on GB because I have a skanky wife and a shit hole house in some bum fuck poor state.......Opps..... Sorry X, that may have hurt.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Stavios on February 20, 2008, 12:55:34 PM
Wisconsin is a huge mofo and a vagina wrecking machine, rumor has it that women under 30's insurance have a "WisconsinBB clause" in them stating that if he destroys their twats they won't cover the reconstruction surgery.

holly shit !!!

that's the funniest thing I read this month  ;D
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Tre on February 20, 2008, 12:58:14 PM

Was she trying to set you up with her dad?

If so, that's pretty jacked up.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Mars on February 20, 2008, 12:58:23 PM
i would let Winconsin fuck my girlfriend, it would be the most beautiful thing i had ever seen.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: XFACTOR on February 20, 2008, 12:58:59 PM
Translation= XFACTOR is puny and having a meltdown.  ::)

Want to put your pics against mine right now and find out.  Put yours up.

Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on February 20, 2008, 12:59:28 PM
Wisconsin is a huge mofo and a vagina wrecking machine, rumor has it that women under 30's insurance have a "WisconsinBB clause" in them stating that if he destroys their twats they won't cover the reconstruction surgery.

I'm not claiming to be a pornstar or anything, but physics will tell you that a 280 lb man will be able to to more damage in a bed than his 180 pound counterpart!  Even if women don't like big guys, part of me thinks that they all wanna find out just 1 time what its like!
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on February 20, 2008, 01:00:09 PM
I'm not claiming to be a pornstar or anything, but physics will tell you that a 280 lb man will be able to to more damage in a bed than his 180 pound counterpart!  Even if women don't like big guys, part of me thinks that they all wanna find out just 1 time what its like!
absolutely right.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Mars on February 20, 2008, 01:00:33 PM
I'm not claiming to be a pornstar or anything, but physics will tell you that a 280 lb man will be able to to more damage in a bed than his 180 pound counterpart!  Even if women don't like big guys, part of me thinks that they all wanna find out just 1 time what its like!

And i would like too!! come over her you big stud!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 01:00:46 PM
Want to put your pics against mine right now and find out.  Put yours up.



Hahahahaha....Hey Tiger, I have seen your "Pics" and believe me, you dont want to post them anymore!

BTW, time to trade in that skank of a wife you have for a newer model... Hope this helps X!
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on February 20, 2008, 01:01:26 PM
Was she trying to set you up with her dad?

If so, that's pretty jacked up.

Wow, never thought of that either :-X

And no more fighting with X and Vegas.  This thread is supposed to be about dumb skanks with huge, prison-bound fathers!
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Stavios on February 20, 2008, 01:01:55 PM
And i would like too!! come over her you big stud!!!!!!!!!!

That was pretty gay Mars  ;D
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Mars on February 20, 2008, 01:03:49 PM
That was pretty gay Mars  ;D

wheres your picture big guy?
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Charlys69 on February 20, 2008, 01:04:31 PM
The fatherīs name isnīt Klaus ?
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: JasonH on February 20, 2008, 01:05:26 PM
Nice 21 inches Wisc.  8)
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on February 20, 2008, 01:06:29 PM
The fatherīs name isnīt Klaus ?


Fuck, didnt think of that either.  Those even look like prison photos!!!
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: XFACTOR on February 20, 2008, 01:07:34 PM
Hahahahaha....Hey Tiger, I have seen your "Pics" and believe me, you dont want to post them anymore!

BTW, time to trade in that skank of a wife you have for a newer model... Hope this helps X!

That's what I thought.  I win and you loose.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 01:09:49 PM
That's what I thought.  I win and you loose.

Yeah, you LOOSE...sort of like that skanky wife of yours-loose..... And you claim to be a person of wealth...Bwwahahahahahah ..... GOOD ONE!!!!
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on February 20, 2008, 01:09:56 PM
Hahahahaha....Hey Tiger, I have seen your "Pics" and believe me, you dont want to post them anymore!

BTW, time to trade in that skank of a wife you have for a newer model... Hope this helps X!
Xfactor has a damn good build, you should post your picture next to his if you look better.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 01:11:24 PM
Xfactor has a damn good build, you should post your picture next to his if you look better.

Yes, I agree-he reminds me of a smaller version of Clay Akin  ;D
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on February 20, 2008, 01:12:44 PM
Yes, I agree-he reminds me of Clay Akin  ;D
sounds like you're quite the huge shredded beast, post your pic, let's see.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Mars on February 20, 2008, 01:13:09 PM
exactly, xfactor has it all, gorgious girlfriend, huge build, tremendous health and lots of money. hes living the dream.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: XFACTOR on February 20, 2008, 01:13:25 PM
Yeah, you LOOSE...sort of like that skanky wife of yours-loose..... And you claim to be a person of wealth...Bwwahahahahahah ..... GOOD ONE!!!!

Wow you're really jealous.  I'm flattered.  I'm not going to make this thread about you and I, when you are ready compare you let me know.  I think we all know the truth man.  It's you that has to live with it.

Thanks for comin out.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on February 20, 2008, 01:13:53 PM
Yes, I agree-he reminds me of a smaller version of Clay Akin  ;D

Clay Aiken from his audition............or clay Aiken post-American Idol?    BIG DIFFERENCE there guy, you gotta be more specific!
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 01:16:27 PM
Clay Aiken from his audition............or clay Aiken post-American Idol?    BIG DIFFERENCE there guy, you gotta be more specific!

My bad, I meant American Idol of course!

Wow you're really jealous.  I'm flattered.  I'm not going to make this thread about you and I, when you are ready compare you let me know.  I think we all know the truth man.  It's you that has to live with it.

Thanks for comin out.

Yep, that is it, I am jealous of Mr. "I Post Pics Of Watches" himself!

BTW, how is your Swatch running these days????
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Stavios on February 20, 2008, 01:17:39 PM
you should post a pic Johnny, you sound like you are huge and shredded
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: XFACTOR on February 20, 2008, 01:18:33 PM
sounds like you're quite the huge shredded beast, post your pic, let's see.

I agree I'll be the first to admit my defeat if he looks better.  I have no issues with that.  

(cue) the excuses.

"I don't have to post shit"
"My camera is broken"
"Computer is down"
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 01:20:15 PM
you should post a pic Johnny, you sound like you are huge and shredded

Have you seen Jay Cutler....just picture Jay.  ::)
I agree I'll be the first to admit my defeat if he looks better.  I have no issues with that.  

(cue) the excuses.

"I don't have to post shit"
"My camera is broken"
"Computer is down"
"Xfactor will pleasure himself to my pics"

There, fixed!

Ill post pics with SF-but no door reflection pics!
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Mars on February 20, 2008, 01:20:44 PM
you should post a pic Johnny, you sound like you are huge and shredded

Lets put up your picture Stavios and let johny see what a man mountain looks like.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Stavios on February 20, 2008, 01:21:52 PM
Lets put up your picture Stavios and let johny see what a man mountain looks like.

Not a good idea Mars, I am quite the tiny tit myself !  :o
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 01:22:58 PM
Lets put up your picture Stavios and let johny see what a man mountain looks like.

Please do a side by side with SF.....  ;D

But NO slding door shots!  ::)
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on February 20, 2008, 01:23:41 PM
there was something "mars"?
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: XFACTOR on February 20, 2008, 01:24:53 PM
My bad, I meant American Idol of course!

Yep, that is it, I am jealous of Mr. "I Post Pics Of Watches" himself!

BTW, how is your Swatch running these days????


Your jealousy really does supercede you my friend. All of your idiosyncrasies are apparent to all.  I embellish in the fact that you can't get me off your mind, wondering if you have a crush on me or you really do want to be me.

Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: XFACTOR on February 20, 2008, 01:27:06 PM
Have you seen Jay Cutler....just picture Jay.  ::)
There, fixed!

Ill post pics with SF-but no door reflection pics!

So why bring others like Squad into this?  Seriously post your pics next to mine.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on February 20, 2008, 01:27:24 PM
Thats not Clay Aiken ;D
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: XFACTOR on February 20, 2008, 01:29:15 PM
Thats not Clay Aiken ;D

I'm the first to admit Wisc. I am not 280(225) and don't bench 500, so you have me beat by a long shot here. 
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on February 20, 2008, 01:29:38 PM
So why bring others like Squad into this?  Seriously post your pics next to mine.
he's not gonna post anything. :D
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Stavios on February 20, 2008, 01:31:57 PM
looking pretty big there Xfactor !
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on February 20, 2008, 01:32:39 PM
I'm the first to admit Wisc. I am not 280(225) and don't bench 500, so you have me beat by a long shot here. 

Don't feel bad, finding jeans sucks balls!
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: XFACTOR on February 20, 2008, 01:34:54 PM
looking pretty big there Xfactor !

Thanks man.  I'm no bb for sure. I work my ass off at it though.

Wisc. I yearn for the day I have a hard time finding jeans because my quads are too big. 
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 01:40:11 PM
Thanks man.  I'm no bb for sure. I work my ass off at it though.

Wisc. I yearn for the day I have a hard time finding jeans because my quads are too big. 

I bet you also yearn for the day you have a hard time finding medium sized t shirts because your arms are too big!

No seriously, you're HUGE. You are not 280 or a BBer?? I find that hard to believe.

I think you should skip doing Nationals and be granted a pro card-let's send your pic into the IFBB, what do you say????
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on February 20, 2008, 01:44:23 PM
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... ........anyone else meet any skanks this weekend whose dad's are behind bars?
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 02:02:21 PM
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...........anyone else meet any skanks this weekend whose dad's are behind bars?

Not me, but I am thinking if I could get Xfactor to PM me his arm routine, and then if I followed it and trained REALLY REALLY HARD, I could build my arms up to the 15-16 inch range, and then it is GAME OVER BABY, I would be a babe magnet.

So, if there is a good arm routine out there, just PM me. I want super big peaks too, like Arnold.

 ;D
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: gordiano on February 20, 2008, 02:08:27 PM
I was at the club I DJ at and this girl and guy ask me how big my arms are. I tell them about 21" and the girls like "yeah thats pretty big, my dad is in prison and he has 26 inch arms"    Now, I'm used to hearing stupid shit like that so normally I just blow them off and say thats impressive or something like that but this time I just couldnt.  I asked her if her dad was fat, she said no, then I just went Billy Madison on her and said  "nope, no he doesnt have 26 inch arms".   She assured me that he did and I once again just said "no way, impossible"  She got kinda cranky at me and I told her that the best bodybuilders in the world are sitting around 23" maybe a few of them might have 24's and that there is no way her dads arms are anywhere near 26"   She got all pissed and walked away.  What a stupid slut.


HAHAHAHA! Fucking "retarted".  ::)
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: HTexan on February 20, 2008, 02:29:43 PM
You know her dad is going to fuck you up when he get out right?  ;D

Anyway, SF always tell people to post their pics, but Never post one himself :-\
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: XFACTOR on February 20, 2008, 02:38:04 PM
Not me, but I am thinking if I could get Xfactor to PM me his arm routine, and then if I followed it and trained REALLY REALLY HARD, I could build my arms up to the 15-16 inch range, and then it is GAME OVER BABY, I would be a babe magnet.

So, if there is a good arm routine out there, just PM me. I want super big peaks too, like Arnold.

 ;D

Crickets.  Haha nobody listens to you.  Just like your pathetic life.



Jealousy is a bith little guy
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: AVBG on February 20, 2008, 02:46:04 PM
This has to be one of the best threads of Feb 08.. classic posts all-round.  ;D 8)
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: HowieW on February 20, 2008, 02:50:01 PM
I was at the club I DJ at and this girl and guy ask me how big my arms are. I tell them about 21" and the girls like "yeah thats pretty big, my dad is in prison and he has 26 inch arms"    Now, I'm used to hearing stupid shit like that so normally I just blow them off and say thats impressive or something like that but this time I just couldnt.  I asked her if her dad was fat, she said no, then I just went Billy Madison on her and said  "nope, no he doesnt have 26 inch arms".   She assured me that he did and I once again just said "no way, impossible"  She got kinda cranky at me and I told her that the best bodybuilders in the world are sitting around 23" maybe a few of them might have 24's and that there is no way her dads arms are anywhere near 26"   She got all pissed and walked away.  What a stupid slut.

I don't even want to guess who "daddy" is LOL.
In the and you pissed her off and didn't get the booty.
Was she hot with a nice butt?

As Rodney Dangerfield said to his son in 'Back To School'.
" Jason you don't lie to me, your dad. You lie to girls "  ;D
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Miss Demeanor on February 20, 2008, 03:33:55 PM
You know what, I never bothered to ask.  You may just be right  ;D

Oh, and just for the record

That is a BIG arm  :o

How much do you weigh darlin?
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: James Dalton on February 20, 2008, 03:44:35 PM
What is your major malfunction, dipshit?

Review chapter 1 - what is the goal for stupid sluts like this...

Are you trying to 'be right' or are you trying to get blowjobs?

Next time, wait until after she swallows to tell her that her jailbird dad is about as good with a measuring tape as he is with raising children with morals.  

dude, you hit this right on the head....I read it three times, it's just so damn true....
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Thealmightyronald on February 20, 2008, 04:13:26 PM
Wisconsin is a huge mofo and a vagina wrecking machine, rumor has it that women under 30's insurance have a "WisconsinBB clause" in them stating that if he destroys their twats they won't cover the reconstruction surgery.

hahahahaha   ........ epic!


wisconsinbb really is a huge dude though
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on February 20, 2008, 04:17:26 PM
hahahahaha   ........ epic!


wisconsinbb really is a huge dude though
yes he is a jacked mofo.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Thealmightyronald on February 20, 2008, 04:19:22 PM
yes he is a jacked mofo.

I started leaving my measuring tape in the car so that I have it anywhere I go and can take it out whenever someone lies to me :D
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on February 20, 2008, 04:20:49 PM
I started leaving my measuring tape in the car so that I have it anywhere I go and can take it out whenever someone lies to me :D
hahahahhaa, you'd be a hit at the pro bb'ing expos. :D
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 04:32:53 PM
hahahahhaa, you'd be a hit at the pro bb'ing expos. :D

Why do you say that??

Pro's dont lie.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: dantelis on February 20, 2008, 04:35:04 PM
You know what, I never bothered to ask.  You may just be right  ;D

Oh, and just for the record

Turn the tape over...the inches are on the other side.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on February 20, 2008, 04:35:11 PM
Why do you say that??

Pro's dont lie.
hahahahhaa, of course not. ;D
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Thealmightyronald on February 20, 2008, 04:37:36 PM
hahahahhaa, you'd be a hit at the pro bb'ing expos. :D

hahaha well let's just say they aren't cooperative with the measuring tape
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on February 20, 2008, 04:40:40 PM
hahaha well let's just say they aren't cooperative with the measuring tape
nooooooooooooo, i would have thought they be rolling up their sleeves in a millisecond flat. ;D
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Karl Kox on February 20, 2008, 09:26:19 PM
You should have fucked her in the ass without a condom
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: MarvinEderFan on February 21, 2008, 03:03:58 AM
wisonsin, do you juice?
I'd guess you do with 21 inch arms... but if not, what does your arm routine look like?
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: bigmikecox on February 21, 2008, 03:14:36 AM
I was at the club I DJ at and this girl and guy ask me how big my arms are. I tell them about 21" and the girls like "yeah thats pretty big, my dad is in prison and he has 26 inch arms"    Now, I'm used to hearing stupid shit like that so normally I just blow them off and say thats impressive or something like that but this time I just couldnt.  I asked her if her dad was fat, she said no, then I just went Billy Madison on her and said  "nope, no he doesnt have 26 inch arms".   She assured me that he did and I once again just said "no way, impossible"  She got kinda cranky at me and I told her that the best bodybuilders in the world are sitting around 23" maybe a few of them might have 24's and that there is no way her dads arms are anywhere near 26"   She got all pissed and walked away.  What a stupid slut.


Sure he does and my cock is 14 inches ::)
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on February 21, 2008, 04:18:27 AM
Thanks guys, just trying to help.

And as always, if she smokes, she pokes.  Choose the smokers because they always put out on night #1.  Something about that "I'm not gonna live forever" mindset that comes with use of tobacco products.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: 240 is Back on February 21, 2008, 04:28:08 AM
What is your major malfunction, dipshit?

Review chapter 1 - what is the goal for stupid sluts like this...

Are you trying to 'be right' or are you trying to get blowjobs?

Next time, wait until after she swallows to tell her that her jailbird dad is about as good with a measuring tape as he is with raising children with morals. 

brutal truth.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: webcake on February 21, 2008, 04:33:20 AM
Why don't you believe her? Mine are 26inches, nothing special. I'd post a pic but i left my camera on the yacht
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: CalvinH on February 21, 2008, 06:35:35 AM
What is your major malfunction, dipshit?

Review chapter 1 - what is the goal for stupid sluts like this...

Are you trying to 'be right' or are you trying to get blowjobs?

Next time, wait until after she swallows to tell her that her jailbird dad is about as good with a measuring tape as he is with raising children with morals. 







Just brilliant. 8)
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on February 21, 2008, 07:02:37 AM
You should have fucked her in the ass without a condom


Another piece of great advice ;D  I was hoping Karl would chime in and give me his opinion on the situation!
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: njflex on February 21, 2008, 07:10:44 AM
all around big guy..
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Tapeworm on February 21, 2008, 07:14:25 AM
"You don't have to lie to get me into bed."
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: donrhummy on February 21, 2008, 07:37:31 AM
You know what, I never bothered to ask.  You may just be right  ;D

Oh, and just for the record

That's obviously faked, probably bunched the tape in back. You can see from the picture that your bicep is about 6 to 6.5 inches tall, which means you'd need it to be 4-5 inches wide. You arm looks about 16-17 inches around.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on February 21, 2008, 07:43:37 AM
That's obviously faked, probably bunched the tape in back. You can see from the picture that your bicep is about 6 to 6.5 inches tall, which means you'd need it to be 4-5 inches wide. You arm looks about 16-17 inches around.

Fake?  16-17"?   You gotta be kidding me?  The first is from oct, then from feb after eating a little too much over the holidays.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on February 21, 2008, 07:46:34 AM
holy shit dude, looking like a beast.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: XFACTOR on February 21, 2008, 07:47:40 AM
That's obviously faked, probably bunched the tape in back. You can see from the picture that your bicep is about 6 to 6.5 inches tall, which means you'd need it to be 4-5 inches wide. You arm looks about 16-17 inches around.

I don't know, have you seen this guy.  He's 280 and looks pretty damn good. That is probably accurate.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: XFACTOR on February 21, 2008, 07:49:24 AM
Fake?  16-17"?   You gotta be kidding me?  The first is from oct, then from feb after eating a little too much over the holidays.

 Cue the haters.


Post the other one man, those don't do you justice.  The lean shot.  That will really bring the haters out.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on February 21, 2008, 07:50:51 AM
Cue the haters.


Post the other one man, those don't do you justice.  The lean shot.  That will really bring the haters out.

This one is a few years old.   Yep, 16 inches  ::)
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on February 21, 2008, 07:51:30 AM
Wisconsin's triceps look like Paul Demayo's in the lean shot.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: XFACTOR on February 21, 2008, 07:52:05 AM
This one is a few years old.   Yep, 16 inches  ::)

Where are the haters claiming he has 16 inch arms now?

hahah Good work Wisc.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Stavios on February 21, 2008, 07:52:08 AM
I am sure that everytime WisconsinBB enters into a bar, all the pussies line-up in front of him to ask him if he could put his dick into their mouth and blow his load all over their face

Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on February 21, 2008, 07:53:13 AM
I am sure that everytime WisconsinBB enters into a bar, all the pussies line-up in front of him to ask him if he could put his dick into their mouth and blow his load all over their face



Um........ not so much.   
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Stavios on February 21, 2008, 07:55:35 AM
Um........ not so much.   

Don't be so modest man, we can handle it

great physique on the last pictures  8)
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on February 21, 2008, 07:58:48 AM
Don't be so modest man, we can handle it

great physique on the last pictures  8)

I live in a relatively small city, so everyone around here knows me and noone really makes a big deal out of me being big.  I like it that way.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: HTexan on February 21, 2008, 08:02:34 AM
Damn dude, you built :o How tall are you?
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on February 21, 2008, 08:06:13 AM
Damn dude, you built :o How tall are you?

Im about 5'10 and go about 280 these days.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: musclehedz on February 21, 2008, 08:08:35 AM
You know what, I never bothered to ask.  You may just be right  ;D

Oh, and just for the record

16 tops when dieted down

 ;D
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Thealmightyronald on February 21, 2008, 08:20:58 AM
Wisconsin you're a beast dude. That's a fairly lean 280 too, waist still looks small. How much bigger would you be now dieted down than the dieted down pic from a few years ago?
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on February 21, 2008, 08:28:30 AM
Wisconsin you're a beast dude. That's a fairly lean 280 too, waist still looks small. How much bigger would you be now dieted down than the dieted down pic from a few years ago?


Not sure.  I was a little over 230 in the pics where I'm lean.  I'd like to say I could get into similar condidtion at 245, but Its really difficult to say. 
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Thealmightyronald on February 21, 2008, 08:43:39 AM

Not sure.  I was a little over 230 in the pics where I'm lean.  I'd like to say I could get into similar condidtion at 245, but Its really difficult to say. 

Thats huge dude. Are you nearing the end of your offseason?
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Karl Kox on February 21, 2008, 09:49:16 AM

Another piece of great advice ;D  I was hoping Karl would chime in and give me his opinion on the situation!



LOL
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: stormshadow on February 21, 2008, 09:51:09 AM
yes he is a jacked mofo.

You're not so small yourself Squadfather.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: Narkissos on February 21, 2008, 11:04:54 AM
What is your major malfunction, dipshit?

Review chapter 1 - what is the goal for stupid sluts like this...

Are you trying to 'be right' or are you trying to get blowjobs?

Next time, wait until after she swallows to tell her that her jailbird dad is about as good with a measuring tape as he is with raising children with morals. 

Golden
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: muscularny on February 22, 2008, 04:37:08 AM
You know what, I never bothered to ask.  You may just be right  ;D

Oh, and just for the record
if u post your arm pic anywhere and ask people to guess the size noone would say above 17 pretty crazy
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: pumpster on February 22, 2008, 06:51:35 AM
And as always, if she smokes, she pokes.  Choose the smokers because they always put out on night #1.  Something about that "I'm not gonna live forever" mindset that comes with use of tobacco products.

Vice are key leading indicators as to future upside potential. Non-drinkers, non-smokers are a lot more work.
Title: Re: Met a girl this weekend who told me her dad has 26" arms!!!
Post by: wisconsinBB on February 22, 2008, 07:26:56 AM
if u post your arm pic anywhere and ask people to guess the size noone would say above 17 pretty crazy

Yeah, my arms don't have a very good peak, so pictures can be very decieving when I'm hitting a front double bi.  They look much bigger when I lean out and get more definition.  I've got a pretty big frame, so I don't carry 280 the same way many would.