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Title: i think van damme is a schmoe
Post by: Rampage on February 20, 2008, 01:17:26 PM: I think Jean claude Vdam maybe the most famous closet shmoe out there

well i dont know for sure but , i did piee together some key points

- he married gladys portuguess , a female bber

- secondly , watch any of the mans movies you will almost always see some female enforcer or a scene of a chick kicking some ass

van damme like some muscle on his dame , belee dat !
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Post by: m8 on February 20, 2008, 01:18:25 PM: (http://tatoun34.t.a.pic.centerblog.net/u785ledx.jpg)
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Post by: Rampage on February 20, 2008, 01:19:27 PM: thats a very good point m8
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Post by: m8 on February 20, 2008, 01:23:24 PM: Quote from: Rampage on February 20, 2008, 01:19:27 PM
thats a very good point m8

(http://www.wildyams.com/blog/archives/Jean%20Claude%20Van%20Damme%2001.jpg)
(http://kpitalrisk.free.fr/images/stars/Double%20Impact.jpg)
(http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/top-ten-movie-action-heroes/img_10.jpg)
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Post by: Rampage on February 20, 2008, 01:24:58 PM: lol
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Post by: m8 on February 20, 2008, 01:26:16 PM: Any questions?
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Post by: DK II on February 20, 2008, 01:36:26 PM: (http://i30.tinypic.com/2h7pfgy.gif)
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Post by: Lifter4Life on February 20, 2008, 01:38:42 PM: Van old man, not worthy of mention on Getbig.
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Post by: Benny B on February 20, 2008, 01:54:52 PM: Quote from: Rampage on February 20, 2008, 01:17:26 PM
I think Jean claude Vdam maybe the most famous closet shmoe out there

well i dont know for sure but , i did piee together some key points

- he married gladys portuguess , a female bber

- secondly , watch any of the mans movies you will almost always see some female enforcer or a scene of a chick kicking some ass

van damme like some muscle on his dame , belee dat !
When Gladys competed, the women were smaller than today's figure competitors. Much smaller. When you marry a woman as hot as Gladys (not once, but twice!), you get pimp status FOREVER. ;)

He also married another fine-ass chick when he and Gladys divorced. Van Damme may not be the most masculine dude in the world, but he knows how to seduce the honeys. ;)
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Post by: kevcat on February 20, 2008, 02:02:13 PM: Dont hate on the guy cos he could whoop your ass ;D , has more money than you, could get more chicks than you, and probably has more muscle than you ;D
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Post by: DK II on February 20, 2008, 02:03:52 PM: Quote from: kevcat on February 20, 2008, 02:02:13 PM
Dont hate on the guy cos he could whoop your ass ;D , ~~has more money than you~~, could get more chicks than you, and probably has more muscle than you ;D

fixed. i think he is broke as fuck./
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Post by: Lifter4Life on February 20, 2008, 02:11:26 PM: Quote from: kevcat on February 20, 2008, 02:02:13 PM
Dont hate on the guy cos he could whoop your ass ;D , has more money than you, could get more chicks than you, and probably has more muscle than you ;D
Van Damme is a washed up nothing and who never was! :D
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Post by: DK II on February 20, 2008, 02:13:01 PM: Quote from: Lifter4Life on February 20, 2008, 02:11:26 PM
Van Damme is a washed up nothing and who never was! :D

(http://alm129.googlepages.com/jean-claude-van-damme01.jpg)
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Post by: kevcat on February 20, 2008, 02:13:38 PM: I never said he was anything, but theres no one on this board who is anything either ;D
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Post by: TrueGrit on February 20, 2008, 02:16:25 PM: Scott Alexander is more handsome and hunky, richer and has super cool pals.

I recommend that all those with a fixation on the old, broke John Claude switch allegiance to Scott.

(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/new-bio/scott01.jpg)
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Post by: Benny B on February 20, 2008, 02:19:20 PM: Quote from: TrueGrit on February 20, 2008, 02:16:25 PM
Scott Alexander is more handsome and hunky, richer and has super cool pals.

I recommend that all those with a fixation on the old, broke John Claude switch allegiance to Scott.

(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/new-bio/scott01.jpg)
What's with all the pics of the ugly dude that never smiles?
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Post by: Lifter4Life on February 20, 2008, 02:21:53 PM: Quote from: kevcat on February 20, 2008, 02:13:38 PM
I never said he was anything, but theres no one on this board who is anything either ;D
Speak for yourself little man!! ;)
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Post by: TrueGrit on February 20, 2008, 02:22:46 PM: Quote from: Benny Blanco on February 20, 2008, 02:19:20 PM
What's with all the pics of the ugly dude that never smiles?

lol @ ugly. Scott is the pinnacle of male beauty and what hard work, HGH and sensible cosmetic surgery can do to make a man truly beautiful.

(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/ScottAlexander_GYM01_jpg.jpg)

I tried hating but it's impossible..he is simply stunning. Something to aspire to.
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Post by: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 02:22:58 PM: Quote from: kevcat on February 20, 2008, 02:02:13 PM
Dont hate on the guy cos he could whoop your ass

Thats what Chuck Zito said.... ::)
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Post by: kevcat on February 20, 2008, 02:23:57 PM: Quote from: Lifter4Life on February 20, 2008, 02:21:53 PM
Speak for yourself little man!! ;)

Oh who are you then?? ;D
Title: Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
Post by: Lifter4Life on February 20, 2008, 02:25:21 PM: Quote from: TrueGrit on February 20, 2008, 02:16:25 PM
Scott Alexander is more handsome and hunky, richer and has super cool pals.

I recommend that all those with a fixation on the old, broke John Claude switch allegiance to Scott.

(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/new-bio/scott01.jpg)
Severe penis envy.
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Post by: TrueGrit on February 20, 2008, 02:30:42 PM: Quote from: Lifter4Life on February 20, 2008, 02:25:21 PM
Severe penis envy.

You just know that Scott has a huge cock that he impales supermodels on.

I don't hate..I know my place..Scott is king of this jungle!
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Post by: Lifter4Life on February 20, 2008, 02:31:48 PM: Quote from: TrueGrit on February 20, 2008, 02:30:42 PM
You just know that Scott has a huge cock that he impales supermodels on.

I don't hate..I know my place..Scott is king of this jungle!
The guy is a waste of a cumshot. Looks fuckin retarded.
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Post by: m8 on February 20, 2008, 02:32:54 PM: Quote from: TrueGrit on February 20, 2008, 02:30:42 PM
Scott has a huge cock that he impales supermodels on.

;D ;D ;D Keep up the good work TrueGrit
TSA
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Post by: Tre on February 20, 2008, 02:35:06 PM: Quote from: Rampage on February 20, 2008, 01:17:26 PM
I think Jean claude Vdam maybe the most famous closet shmoe out there

well i dont know for sure but , i did piee together some key points

- he married gladys portuguess , a female bber

- secondly , watch any of the mans movies you will almost always see some female enforcer or a scene of a chick kicking some ass

van damme like some muscle on his dame , belee dat !

He got Cory Everson to wrap her legs around his neck and squeeze.
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Post by: Lifter4Life on February 20, 2008, 02:38:25 PM: Quote from: Tre on February 20, 2008, 02:35:06 PM
He got Cory Everson to wrap her legs around his neck and squeeze.
Everson ahahahahahhah isn't she 60 years old N A S T Y
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Post by: TrueGrit on February 20, 2008, 02:40:40 PM: Quote from: m8 on February 20, 2008, 02:32:54 PM
;D ;D ;D Keep up the good work TrueGrit
TSA
TSA
(http://www.scottalexander.tv/img/newpics/images/Scott_Alexander01_JPG.jpg)

I find myself wondering what he is thinking...what lies in the deep soul behind those languid eyes.
Title: Re: i think van damme is a schmoe
Post by: Quickerblade on February 20, 2008, 03:04:23 PM: Quote from: TrueGrit on February 20, 2008, 02:40:40 PM
TSA

I find myself wondering what he is thinking...what lies in the deep soul behind those languid eyes.
hahhaha, Van damme got many honeys in his day, onlyme once said all the bitches wanted to fuck J.C.V.D
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Post by: Rampage on February 20, 2008, 07:59:45 PM: corys got a mag cover and spread in one of the current mags due to come out

fit as hell at 50 boy !
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Post by: Lamplighterx on February 20, 2008, 08:12:56 PM: wasnt there a team vandamme on here a long time ago??

notice Team Nasser is still going strong
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Post by: Camel Jockey on February 20, 2008, 08:18:47 PM: Van Dam is a hasbeen.

Scott Alexander would simply scowl at Van Damn and Van Damn would run away like a little bitch.

Also remember that Scott has enhanced recovery powers due to HGH.
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Post by: divcom on February 20, 2008, 08:29:27 PM: All I know is that Brian Moss was never the same after Van Damme did a fast one on him. Gladys was a steal in her day. BTW...they remarried and are back together for like 7-8 yrs now.
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Post by: Camel Jockey on February 20, 2008, 08:32:51 PM: :D
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Post by: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 08:54:58 PM: Obvious implants in that dork......... BTW, tell me this, how man people worth $100 Mill work as private trainers????????? ???
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Post by: Camel Jockey on February 20, 2008, 09:00:59 PM: Quote from: JohnnyVegas on February 20, 2008, 08:54:58 PM
Obvious implants in that dork......... BTW, tell me this, how man people worth $100 Mill work as private trainers????????? ???

Prove it.

I think he inherited his money.
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Post by: CigaretteMan on February 23, 2008, 08:10:25 PM: Lol...I think this is hilarious. I have nothing against guys trying to look their best, following fashion trends and using beauty products, but when guys try this hard to look feminine, they're also trying to tell us something more than that they like fashion and beauty products...