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Title: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Rearden Metal on February 20, 2008, 03:30:00 PM
...and there's this 17 1/2 y/o Cate Blanchet looking sweetie over in the corner doing her homework. What's my play?

Keep in mind I'm 30, married and well dressed. Also, I'm a midget with an average cock [edit to say: 3.2"]

Getbiggers, what's my next move!!!
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: mass 04 on February 20, 2008, 03:32:03 PM
TEAM DJ SANTOS!!!!
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Rearden Metal on February 20, 2008, 03:32:45 PM
TEAM DJ SANTOS!!!!

Hahaha!!!

not helpful tho
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: kiwiol on February 20, 2008, 03:33:55 PM
...and there's this 17 1/2 y/o Cate Blanchet looking sweetie over in the corner doing her homework. What's my play?

Keep in mind I'm 30, married and well dressed. Also, I'm a midget with an average cock.

Getbiggers, what's my next move!!!

Get on top of a table, rip your clothes off (Hulkamania style) and hit some most musculars making sure you're roaring like a lion.

Finish off by thumping your chest once and roaring, "I'm a warrior armed with only a thong and I go to war in the gym". Then visibly mix a Myoplex shake and skull it.

That ought to impress the shit outta her 8)
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Lifter4Life on February 20, 2008, 03:34:07 PM
Knock her out and drag her by her hair back to the cave 8)
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Arthurshall on February 20, 2008, 03:34:50 PM
Either of the last two suggestions will work. Or just offer her some alcohol....
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Rearden Metal on February 20, 2008, 03:35:31 PM
Get on top of a table, rip your clothes off (Hulkamania style) and hit some most musculars making sure you're roaring like a lion.

Finish off by thumping your chest once and saying, "I'm a warrior armed with only a thong and I go to war in the gym". Then visibly mix a Myoplex shake and skull it.

That ought to impress the shit outta her 8)

I'm looking rather pale and 15% bf hahaha this should be good.
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: mass 04 on February 20, 2008, 03:35:42 PM
Get on top of a table, rip your clothes off (Hulkamania style) and hit some most musculars making sure you're roaring like a lion.

Finish off by thumping your chest once and saying, "I'm a warrior armed with only a thong and I go to war in the gym". Then visibly mix a Myoplex shake and skull it.

That ought to impress the shit outta her 8)
That's a proven panty peeler. Don't forget to run in the bathroom first to pump up and oil down, coffee shops have notoriously bad lighting.
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Emmortal on February 20, 2008, 03:35:48 PM
Either of the last two suggestions will work. Or just offer her some alcohol....

Coke seems to work better these days.
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Rearden Metal on February 20, 2008, 03:36:06 PM
Either of the last two suggestions will work. Or just offer her some alcohol....

Work for what? What are you suggesting I do to this minor?
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: benchmstr on February 20, 2008, 03:36:43 PM
Get on top of a table, rip your clothes off (Hulkamania style) and hit some most musculars making sure you're roaring like a lion.

Finish off by thumping your chest once and saying, "I'm a warrior armed with only a thong and I go to war in the gym". Then visibly mix a Myoplex shake and skull it.

That ought to impress the shit outta her 8)
agreed,and if it doesnt just show her your ice cream truck covered in human skulls.works for me everytime ;)

bench
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Rearden Metal on February 20, 2008, 03:37:31 PM
That's a proven panty peeler. Don't forget to run in the bathroom first to pump up and oil down, coffee shops have notoriously bad lighting.

I just remembered I'm wearing some older Hanes tighty whities with rips and probably stains in them, CK's in the wash. Now what?
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: haider on February 20, 2008, 03:38:12 PM
That's a proven panty peeler. Don't forget to run in the bathroom first to pump up and oil down, coffee shops have notoriously bad lighting.
hahahahahahahah!
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: kiwiol on February 20, 2008, 03:38:38 PM
I'm looking rather pale and 15% bf hahaha this should be good.

In that case, replace the Myoplex with Cell-Tech and you should be fine
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: w8m8 on February 20, 2008, 03:40:48 PM
...and there's this 17 1/2 y/o Cate Blanchet looking sweetie over in the corner doing her homework. What's my play?

Keep in mind I'm 30, married and well dressed. Also, I'm a midget with an average cock [edit to say: 3.2"]

Getbiggers, what's my next move!!!

I just remembered I'm wearing some older Hanes tighty whities with rips and probably stains in them, CK's in the wash. Now what?

WAIT , how much hair do you have ? can you make the fakechestguy face ? do you tweeze your eyebrows ?
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: TrueGrit on February 20, 2008, 03:43:06 PM
Coffee shops are hard to get it going on in - unless you're some kind of Adonis hunk on HGH like Scott Alexander.

I would try to catch her eye and if she does any of the following I'd just drink my appalling tasting franchise coffee and not bother with the stupid bitch :

Look away instantly

Look away with an irritated expression

Look away with an insulted and angry look

Look away with a revolted and shocked expression

Look away and never look back
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Rearden Metal on February 20, 2008, 03:43:48 PM
WAIT , how much hair do you have ? can you make the fakechestguy face ? do you tweeze your eyebrows ?

I have like no hair.
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Rearden Metal on February 20, 2008, 03:44:27 PM
Coffee shops are hard to get it going on in - unless you're some kind of Adonis hunk on HGH like Scott Alexander.

I would try to catch her eye and if she does any of the following I'd just drink my appalling tasting franchise coffee and not bother with the stupid bitch :

Look away instantly

Look away with an irritated expression

Look away with an insulted and angry look

Look away with a revolted and shocked expression

Look away and never look back

Yes! this is good advice!!1
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: w8m8 on February 20, 2008, 03:49:14 PM
I have like no hair.

Then I believe True Grit has your best advice , try that face in the mens room first , you wouldn't want someone to think you're about to go postal and break out an AK47

that package that you pack has got to be suspicious already
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: HowieW on February 20, 2008, 03:50:33 PM
...and there's this 17 1/2 y/o Cate Blanchet looking sweetie over in the corner doing her homework. What's my play?

Keep in mind I'm 30, married and well dressed. Also, I'm a midget with an average cock [edit to say: 3.2"]

Getbiggers, what's my next move!!!
Take a cell phone pic and go home and jerk off.
That way you won't risk getting put on MSNBC's To Catch a predator....good luck
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Rearden Metal on February 20, 2008, 03:51:47 PM
Yes but I've got on a custom tailored shirt, cashmere sweater and Prada shoes. Should I just tell her I'm an internet millionaire?
Also, we're in Aspen so she's probably worth 17M herself.
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: w8m8 on February 20, 2008, 03:55:00 PM
Yes but I've got on a custom tailored shirt, cashmere sweater and Prada shoes. Should I just tell her I'm an internet millionaire?
Also, we're in Aspen so she's probably worth 17M herself.

sing some John Denver too that should work  ;D
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Rearden Metal on February 20, 2008, 03:56:33 PM
sing some John Denver too that should work  ;D

Just did some work on the house he used to live in here...
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Rearden Metal on February 20, 2008, 03:58:55 PM
Closing time....gonna hafta follow her home  :-*
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: benchmstr on February 20, 2008, 04:00:38 PM
Yes but I've got on a custom tailored shirt, cashmere sweater and Prada shoes. Should I just tell her I'm an internet millionaire?
Also, we're in Aspen so she's probably worth 17M herself.
after several years of law enforcement i have come to a conclusion based on what i have seen

"beat the shit out of her,and quit your job and she will love you forever"

give it a try,it works for 110% of trailer park dwellers.

bench
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Lifter4Life on February 20, 2008, 04:11:45 PM
...and there's this 17 1/2 y/o Cate Blanchet looking sweetie over in the corner doing her homework. What's my play?

Keep in mind I'm 30, married and well dressed. Also, I'm a midget with an average cock [edit to say: 3.2"]

Getbiggers, what's my next move!!!
Taz her drag her into the bathroom and go to town on that ass
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Karl Kox on February 20, 2008, 09:25:17 PM
...and there's this 17 1/2 y/o Cate Blanchet looking sweetie over in the corner doing her homework. What's my play?

Keep in mind I'm 30, married and well dressed. Also, I'm a midget with an average cock [edit to say: 3.2"]

Getbiggers, what's my next move!!!

Fuck her in the ass without a condom
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Rearden Metal on February 21, 2008, 06:27:37 AM
Fuck her in the ass without a condom

Should I make my wife slurp it while I'm busy?
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: 240 is Back on February 21, 2008, 06:32:54 AM
When she brings over your coffee, stand up to help her and allow some coffee to spill on your shirt.

This is a perfect "IN" to remove your shirt.

She'll want you, but you cannot give in.  Let her keep serving you for another 1 or 2 weeks.  Then casually mention you're interested in spicing up your marriage.  She'll practically volunteer to climb in the sack with you and the missus.
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: jaejonna on February 21, 2008, 06:56:04 AM
...and there's this 17 1/2 y/o Cate Blanchet looking sweetie over in the corner doing her homework. What's my play?

Keep in mind I'm 30, married and well dressed. Also, I'm a midget with an average cock [edit to say: 3.2"]

Getbiggers, what's my next move!!!


First thing you do is make eye contact, if she does then thats an IOI..Intention of Intrest....Take no more than 3 seconds to approach (three second rule)....... Then ask her a question that doesnt reek of "Im tryin to fuck" ..something like .."I heard drinking three cups of coffee a day makes you grow an inch more each year, should I drink more ?" ..that will get her mind thinking in a diffrent direction , dont for get to smile and look like your busy ( show value) ...regardless of her response, sit next to her explaining that all the growing is getting you tired , but tell her you cant stay. That way she wont be like , Gawd how long is he going to stay here..Now if she engages in conversation , you should commence Kino (touching)...for instance tell her that you have been learning about reading palms and want to try it out...when she give you her hand , this is the perfect time to NEG. A Neg is a jab at her but not a big one to turn her off. For instance , look at her hand and be like "Damn, are your hands always this clammy ..." once you tore her confidence down then you need to qualify her, and by that I mean ...in this case, tell her that her fortune says that she will meet someone that will sweep her off her feet, then follow that with a ....It can probably be me cause your the type i go for....'hot'....then re-NEG ..."calm down though, no one is putting a miss america crown on your head yet sweetie" .... then if you notice that she gave you 3 IOIs follow it with a 'I gotta get back to my stuff but we should read palms more often, howcan I reach you?" thus she will give you her number, you invite her over and bang her out, pull out before you cum and hit it for the next 6 months.


Your welcome

PUA,

JJ
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Tapeworm on February 21, 2008, 07:05:44 AM
Kate Blanchett is a dog.

Go for her friend with the thick ass.
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Rearden Metal on February 21, 2008, 07:53:47 AM
When she brings over your coffee, stand up to help her and allow some coffee to spill on your shirt.

This is a perfect "IN" to remove your shirt.

She'll want you, but you cannot give in.  Let her keep serving you for another 1 or 2 weeks.  Then casually mention you're interested in spicing up your marriage.  She'll practically volunteer to climb in the sack with you and the missus.

Read the OP. She wasn't working there, she was doing her homework!!1 :D
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Rearden Metal on February 21, 2008, 07:54:34 AM


First thing you do is make eye contact, if she does then thats an IOI..Intention of Intrest....Take no more than 3 seconds to approach (three second rule)....... Then ask her a question that doesnt reek of "Im tryin to fuck" ..something like .."I heard drinking three cups of coffee a day makes you grow an inch more each year, should I drink more ?" ..that will get her mind thinking in a diffrent direction , dont for get to smile and look like your busy ( show value) ...regardless of her response, sit next to her explaining that all the growing is getting you tired , but tell her you cant stay. That way she wont be like , Gawd how long is he going to stay here..Now if she engages in conversation , you should commence Kino (touching)...for instance tell her that you have been learning about reading palms and want to try it out...when she give you her hand , this is the perfect time to NEG. A Neg is a jab at her but not a big one to turn her off. For instance , look at her hand and be like "Damn, are your hands always this clammy ..." once you tore her confidence down then you need to qualify her, and by that I mean ...in this case, tell her that her fortune says that she will meet someone that will sweep her off her feet, then follow that with a ....It can probably be me cause your the type i go for....'hot'....then re-NEG ..."calm down though, no one is putting a miss america crown on your head yet sweetie" .... then if you notice that she gave you 3 IOIs follow it with a 'I gotta get back to my stuff but we should read palms more often, howcan I reach you?" thus she will give you her number, you invite her over and bang her out, pull out before you cum and hit it for the next 6 months.


Your welcome

PUA,

JJ

BBBWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA AA!!!!!!
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: rocket on February 21, 2008, 07:56:33 AM
Get her in an arm bar or a rear naked choke.  If she taps out, she's definitely ready for plundering.
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Karl Kox on February 21, 2008, 09:57:03 AM
Should I make my wife slurp it while I'm busy?


No no leave her out . You don't want to ruin things
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Man of Steel on February 21, 2008, 10:30:44 AM
Walk over to her table, tug out your dong, smack it on the table and coldy demand, "Put this in your mouth."


Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: w8m8 on February 21, 2008, 11:08:51 AM
Get her in an arm bar or a rear naked choke.  If she taps out, she's definitely ready for plundering.

she's a wimp if she taps  >:(  never tap out   >:(
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Krankenstein on February 21, 2008, 12:53:34 PM
Get her in an arm bar or a rear naked choke.  If she taps out, she's definitely ready for plundering.

I was going to say that if you put her in the RNC....once shes out shes pretty much fair game.  Not your fault she doesn't know how to defend against it.

I am surprised no one has mentioned this, but I guess I will.  I would have a "Tap Out" shirt on under my clothes....then when the time is right rip off my outer layer of clothing to show off the Tap Out shirt.....there is no doubt she would be putty in your hands.  There is no defense for this.....
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: Rimbaud on February 21, 2008, 01:15:55 PM
Getbiggers, what's my next move!!!

tell her you're old enough to buy beer.  ;)
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: MikeThaMachine on February 21, 2008, 01:37:36 PM
Tell her you have 4 stars and Getbig level 5 isn't far off, Always works...
Title: Re: So I'm in a Coffee Shop playing Poker and Trolling Getbig
Post by: 240 is Back on February 21, 2008, 01:48:55 PM
Walk over to her table, tug out your dong, smack it on the table and coldy demand, "Put this in your mouth."

Effective and to the point.   I like that.