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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: HowieW on February 22, 2008, 10:16:11 AM
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Before they got impeached and thrown out of office:
1. they would order airstrikes on anyone that dared to question their post. They would nuke the town or gym of anyone that posted a funny pic of them or made fun of them.
2. They would use the GPS spy satellites to stalk some hottys house that dissed them.
3 They would sign an executive order to make steroids legal ;D ( ok this is a GOOD thing)
4. They would have the whitehouse lawn turned into a mega muscle beach.
5. They would appoint Arnold as Secretary of Mass.
6. They would hire 100 hot, female interns and order them to wear thongs on order of the president.
7. At press conferences they would tell the white house press core to , STFU >:(
8. They would raid the treasury to fund them and all their buddies with endless Muscle tech supplements and new legal roids.
9. They would make fun of other world leaders lack of benching power.
10. Diplomatic rleations would be reduced to : (1) STFU or the US will nuke your ass
2. MMA cage fight 3. Posedown punk.
any more?
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11. They would make photoshoped pictures of other world leaders and own them until they meltdown and threaten to go to war with us, then they post their IP adress and Ron steps in.
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11. They would make photoshoped pictures of other world leaders and own them until they meltdown and threaten to go to war with us, then they post their IP adress and Ron steps in.
That is so damn true it is not only funny but kinda freaky LOL
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This thread will fail because anything you can come up with pales in comparison with what Shrub is/has done. :-\
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That is so damn true it is not only funny but kinda freaky LOL
Howie you're back. Can you let me know if your ex is available for anal??
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They use campaign funds to put out ads to help make little bro wrestler of the week.
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They use campaign funds to put out ads to help make little bro wrestler of the week.
I have no idea what this about , but for some reason find it funny as hell. Good one.
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Howie you're back. Can you let me know if your ex is available for anal??
I don't know who you are and you might be able to kick my ass???I am no world beater and getting older.
But if you ever walked up and said that to me in person with HER, I can promise you that I would smack you in the mouth as hard as I could.
But since we are on get big, all I can do is ignore it and think you are a crude a-hole with no class.
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I don't know who you are and you might be able to kick my ass???I am no world beater and getting older.
But if you ever walked up and said that to me in person with HER, I can promise you that I would smack you in the mouth as hard as I could.
But since we are on get big, all I can do is ignore it and think you are a crude a-hole with no class.
ignore "Lifter4Life" he has been getting shitcanned for two days and is skinny/fat pizzaface.
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ignore "Lifter4Life" he has been getting shitcanned for two days and is skinny/fat pizzaface.
Watch out what you say dude, I gurantee he wears Tapout. Just a fair warning that's all.
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If a getbig would be President = Instant World Wide peace.
Who would fuck with somebody who can..
1) Bench over 500lbs
2) Fucks Models on a daily basis
3) Is a selfmade Millionair
4) Ex Special Forces or MMA fighter
5) Huge as a focking house.
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ignore "Lifter4Life" he has been getting shitcanned for two days and is skinny/fat pizzaface.
Ouch! ;D
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ignore "Lifter4Life" he has been getting shitcanned for two days and is skinny/fat pizzaface.
Ya know I am no badd ass and maybe this guy could kick my ass, but I know for a fact this ex marine would smack this guy as hard as I could if he said that in front of her in person.
I am not much of a fighter , and don't like rude behavior, but I did this to a guy on the street in ATL who came up and grabbed her. He kept asking for money and I was very polite and told him no a few times then he grabbed her shoulder and I hit him and dove on him , holding him there until my wife got the cops . The cops came and I told them what happened and a couple folks saw what happened and said he grabbed her before I hit him.Other than that I really could care less.
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Howie you're back. Can you let me know if your ex is available for anal??
Sooooo... last I heard was you're a skinny little bitch? That true "lifter" ::)
hahahahaha brother
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If a getbig would be President = Instant World Wide peace.
Who would fuck with somebody who can..
1) Bench over 500lbs
2) Fucks Models on a daily basis
3) Is a selfmade Billionair
4) Ex Special Forces or MMA fighter
5) Huge as a focking house.
Fixed
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Ya know I am no badd ass and maybe this guy could kick my ass, but I know for a fact this ex marine would smack this guy as hard as I could if he said that in front of her in person.
I am not much of a fighter , and don't like rude behavior, but I did this to a guy on the street in ATL who came up and grabbed her. He kept asking for money and I was very polite and told him no a few times then he grabbed her shoulder and I hit him and dove on him , holding him there until my wife got the cops . The cops came and I told them what happened and a couple folks saw what happened and said he grabbed her before I hit him.Other than that I really could care less.
funny thing is he wouldn't say anything in real life. The only fighting he does is shadow in the dermatologists office.
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Sooooo... last I heard was you're a skinny little bitch? That true "lifter" ::)
hahahahaha brother
ALL GOSSIP show me the proof kraut.
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Sooooo... last I heard was you're a skinny little bitch? That true "lifter" ::)
hahahahaha brother
Ya know come to think of it, if he paid HER enough, she just might strap on a big one and let this biatch have what he wants. He did say he wants anal right. ?????
Take about the all time get big owning , man o man if we had a video of my lady giving it to him up the poop chute ;D
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funny thing is he wouldn't say anything in real life. The only fighting he does is shadow in the dermatologists office.
Do I know you ::)
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This thread will fail because anything you can come up with pales in comparison with what Shrub is/has done. :-\
"shrub"
LMFAO!!!
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I am not much of a fighter , and don't like rude behavior, but I did this to a guy on the street in ATL who came up and grabbed her. He kept asking for money and I was very polite and told him no a few times then he grabbed her shoulder
There's the problem, Howie.
When a bum asks me for money, I tell him no in the most unfriendly way possible. I tighten my cheekbones, answer NO in a firm manner, square my shoulders to him, put myself between he and the rest of my party and immediately make sure my hand sits atop my concealed weapon with my off hand elevated to ensure he gets no closer.
There is no 'second time' the guy asks for money, because if he ignores all these firm yet polite signals and asks again, I'm already yelling at him to get the fck out of my personal space and making sure that everyone within 30 feet sees that a homeless scumbag is harassing a nice couple out buying groceries. At this point he has the option of walking into an armed angry man on the right side of the law, or just shuffling away to bother someone else.
You can't be polite to some people. Beggars get very aggressive if they smell prey. Plus they piss be off because many of them drive nice cars and just beg because it's easy money.
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LOL, I know but I sincerely hope that the shrub doesn't do something really crazy or retarded like nuke Boston before he leaves office because Ted Kennedy and John Kerry block one his lame bills in the senate.
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There's the problem, Howie.
When a bum asks me for money, I tell him no in the most unfriendly way possible. I tighten my cheekbones, answer NO in a firm manner, square my shoulders to him, put myself between he and the rest of my party and immediately make sure my hand sits atop my concealed weapon with my off hand elevated to ensure he gets no closer.
There is no 'second time' the guy asks for money, because if he ignores all these firm yet polite signals and asks again, I'm already yelling at him to get the fck out of my personal space and making sure that everyone within 30 feet sees that a homeless scumbag is harassing a nice couple out buying groceries. At this point he has the option of walking into an armed angry man on the right side of the law, or just shuffling away to bother someone else.
You can't be polite to some people. Beggars get very aggressive if they smell prey. Plus they piss be off because many of them drive nice cars and just beg because it's easy money.
And I know this might sound like a dick move, but in SW Florida, there have been a lot of incidents of carjackings like this.
People will come up to you in parking lots, ask you for a dollar for their sick kid, and when you look down at your keys/wallet, they hit you in the face and drive off in your car, which they give away for drugs or whatever.
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11. They would make photoshoped pictures of other world leaders and own them until they meltdown and threaten to go to war with us, then they post their IP adress and Ron steps in.
LOL! Genius!
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There's the problem, Howie.
When a bum asks me for money, I tell him no in the most unfriendly way possible. I tighten my cheekbones, answer NO in a firm manner, square my shoulders to him, put myself between he and the rest of my party and immediately make sure my hand sits atop my concealed weapon with my off hand elevated to ensure he gets no closer.
There is no 'second time' the guy asks for money, because if he ignores all these firm yet polite signals and asks again, I'm already yelling at him to get the fck out of my personal space and making sure that everyone within 30 feet sees that a homeless scumbag is harassing a nice couple out buying groceries. At this point he has the option of walking into an armed angry man on the right side of the law, or just shuffling away to bother someone else.
You can't be polite to some people. Beggars get very aggressive if they smell prey. Plus they piss be off because many of them drive nice cars and just beg because it's easy money.
I know exactly what you mean and after the first time, I get pissed and walk right back at them, trust me.
The 2nd he grabbed her , THAT was it. here in Ga we have some pretty decent gun laws to protect decent private citizens against thugs. If more folks did this they would not be bugging us in the first place.
Howard
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I know exactly what you mean and after the first time, I get pissed and walk right back at them, trust me.
The 2nd he grabbed her , THAT was it. here in Ga we have some pretty decent gun laws to protect decent private citizens against thugs. If more folks did this they would not be bugging us in the first place.
Howard
You got that right.
it takes a lot of audacity to just come up to strangers and ask them for their hard earned money. That's bad enough. but at least you'd expect them to be humble and polite about it. It should be legal to punch an aggresive beggar in the mouth, no questions asked. if they're inside your 10-foot circle and ask for money, you should just be able to slug em. I'm going to see if I can get that on the ballot this fall.
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11. They would make photoshoped pictures of other world leaders and own them until they meltdown and threaten to go to war with us, then they post their IP adress and Ron steps in.
12. squadfather would be appointed head of homeland security and replace waterboarding with forced reading of jaguarenterprises or xxxlindas posts
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12. squadfather would be appointed head of homeland security and replace waterboarding with forced reading of jaguarenterprises or xxxlindas posts
HAHAHAHAHA so funny because I in fact can't stand to read all the way through any of their posts. ;D
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President BigBobs and vice president Sharma would make monuments to Nasser in every city. They would use tax payer money to buy billions of posing trunks for Nasser to wear, and for them to sniff.
Squadfather would make fun of Vladamir Putin's arms.
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12. squadfather would be appointed head of homeland security and replace waterboarding with forced reading of jaguarenterprises or xxxlindas posts
You could add to that "torture" some of my aimless ramblings....my poor students, imagine being locked in a room and having to listen to me , jabber on and on about some aspect of science and I get to force you to listen and pay attnetion to the rambling .
Cameljocky really knocked it out of the prak with Nasser posing trunks to sniff post, really funny cra keep it comming get big.
13. Pres Issac aka Lift studios would use the wire tapping ordinance to make every phone in the wolrd get mandatory downloads of musclephone texts
14. Pres Ron would hire Ms Jammie booty Easson as his personal sec of the back rub
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15. hedgehog appointed to head of resistance and survival training for our captured military personnel, teaches specialty of answering every question with a question thus resulting in enemies heads exploding in Scanner-like fashion
16. daddywaddy appointed to director of area 51
17. true adonis becomes ambassador and nutritionist to ethiopia
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15. hedgehog appointed to head of resistance and survival training for our captured military personnel, teaches specialty of answering every question with a question thus resulting in enemies heads exploding in Scanner-like fashion
16. daddywaddy appointed to director of area 51
17. true adonis becomes ambassador and nutritionist to ethiopia
classic gte big , 17
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11. They would make photoshoped pictures of other world leaders and own them until they meltdown and threaten to go to war with us, then they post their IP adress and Ron steps in.
hahahahahahhahaaaa.
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I love this thread already ;D
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Candidate would combat obesity by outlawing toothpate. He would then put the country on a broccoli and cocaine diet.
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Before they got impeached and thrown out of office:
1. they would order airstrikes on anyone that dared to question their post. They would nuke the town or gym of anyone that posted a funny pic of them or made fun of them.
2. They would use the GPS spy satellites to stalk some hottys house that dissed them.
3 They would sign an executive order to make steroids legal ;D ( ok this is a GOOD thing)
4. They would have the whitehouse lawn turned into a mega muscle beach.
5. They would appoint Arnold as Secretary of Mass.
6. They would hire 100 hot, female interns and order them to wear thongs on order of the president.
7. At press conferences they would tell the white house press core to , STFU >:(
8. They would raid the treasury to fund them and all their buddies with endless Muscle tech supplements and new legal roids.
9. They would make fun of other world leaders lack of benching power.
10. Diplomatic rleations would be reduced to : (1) STFU or the US will nuke your ass
2. MMA cage fight 3. Posedown punk.
any more?
Hi Special Ed.
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Bigbobs proclaims Nasser "Secretary of his interior" :-X
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pumphard has "sleep overs" on the oval office and changes the age of consent to 4.
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Candidate would combat obesity by outlawing toothpate. He would then put the country on a broccoli and cocaine diet.
hahahahahaha
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How about or own fearless leader Ron Aviden being named the official GET Big Ambassador to the United Nations. His job would be to make sure that bodybuilding was part of a grand world agenda and IFBB pros would guest pose at various UN funactions. Big Ron would also serve as UN buffet master and get first dibs on all buffet items, complete with international cuisine.
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pumphard has "sleep overs" on the oval office and changes the age of consent to 4.
hahahhahahaa
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CalvinH, disturbia and benchmstr become Directors of The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms
Senator newmom instills fear into the heart of Congress with her epic filibusters
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I couldn't be president, because my veto's and approvals would go to whomever pays me the most money. I would turn the white house into an auction house to those who can afford to get their policies and laws past
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chaos -- ambassador to France