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Title: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Croatch on February 26, 2008, 02:21:15 AM
I can't manage to make gains training by myself without drugs...so...
I started working out with 2 spotters, taking test, dbol, hgh, insulin....I slam the shit out of my weights after every set.  Lastly, I've been wearing really tight Under Armour shirts too.  What do you guys think?
Thanks in advance. ;)
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: rocket on February 26, 2008, 02:34:02 AM
I reckon you should stick to amusing comments in threads, rather than attempting to take this humour directly to the people.  This isn't quite as well timed.
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: davidpaul on February 26, 2008, 02:44:48 AM
do all of your exercises in the smith machine
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Croatch on February 26, 2008, 02:52:59 AM
I reckon you should stick to amusing comments in threads, rather than attempting to take this humour directly to the people.  This isn't quite as well timed.
I just noticed that all the "hardcore" bodybuilders at my gym usually lift with 2 other people and run gear.  I just think with some help, I can achieve mediocre things in the gym too by being HARDCORE!  I also plan on working on the "mind muscle" connection.
Help me please. :'(
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: webcake on February 26, 2008, 03:01:44 AM
Simple. If in doubt, up the dosage. And little things like screaming at the bar and staring down people.
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: kiwiol on February 26, 2008, 04:07:41 AM
I can't manage to make gains training by myself without drugs...so...
I started working out with 2 spotters, taking test, dbol, hgh, insulin....I slam the shit out of my weights after every set.  Lastly, I've been wearing really tight Under Armour shirts too.  What do you guys think?
Thanks in advance. ;)

Wear cut off Daisy Dukes and construction boots while you workout; make gay poses and hit most musculars in the middle of the gym making sure everyone's looking; carry around a gallon jug of water everywhere (very important); Have more craters on your face and back than Jupiter's moon Io; wear a fanny pack and striped tights with Otomix boots and an XXXXL top with a hideous design when going around to places like banks or the mall; get blue stars in your Getbig profile; make friends with weird looking people like the ones seen in MD after parties and make sure you take plenty of thumbs up pics in said parties with a happy look on your face even though you've got your arm around Renee Toney's waist; Don't lift more than 25 lb on any exercise, but make sure you're constantly sipping a pre, during and post workout shake that has 'anabolic' ingredients so you don't lose precious muscle...

I could go on and on, but the point is, you're only limited by your imagination. Good luck for your next show 8)
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Stu on February 26, 2008, 04:31:55 AM
Quit your job and move into your mom's basement.
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: DK II on February 26, 2008, 04:36:48 AM
Wear cut off Daisy Dukes and construction boots while you workout; make gay poses and hit most musculars in the middle of the gym making sure everyone's looking; carry around a gallon jug of water everywhere (very important); Have more craters on your face and back than Jupiter's moon Io; wear a fanny pack and striped tights with Otomix boots and an XXXXL top with a hideous design when going around to places like banks or the mall; get blue stars in your Getbig profile; make friends with weird looking people like the ones seen in MD after parties and make sure you take plenty of thumbs up pics in said parties with a happy look on your face even though you've got your arm around Renee Toney's waist; Don't lift more than 25 lb on any exercise, but make sure you're constantly sipping a pre, during and post workout shake that has 'anabolic' ingredients so you don't lose precious muscle...

I could go on and on, but the point is, you're only limited by your imagination. Good luck for your next show 8)

Don't forget that some time in the slammer can only take him further!
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: rocket on February 26, 2008, 04:40:53 AM
I highly recommend stopping brushing your teeth by the way.
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Red Hook on February 26, 2008, 04:42:22 AM
consume 10,000 cals per day all from protein and stop brushing your teeth
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Stu on February 26, 2008, 04:42:31 AM
Damn, some of you guys don't seem to give these world famous athletes the respect they greatly deserve, I take it you are all jealous of the millionaire lifestyles these great champions so obviously lead.
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Stu on February 26, 2008, 04:43:28 AM
Own a 28k sq ft home, just like Flex.
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Stu on February 26, 2008, 04:44:47 AM
Buy Advil by the crate, you never know when it might come in handy.
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Stu on February 26, 2008, 04:45:36 AM
Claim to be a "business man" when in actual fact you are a small time "drug dealer".
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: noodrin on February 26, 2008, 05:16:36 AM
Claim to be a "business man" when in actual fact you are a small time "drug dealer".

hahaha
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Playboy on February 26, 2008, 05:57:02 AM
I can't manage to make gains training by myself without drugs...so...
I started working out with 2 spotters, taking test, dbol, hgh, insulin....I slam the shit out of my weights after every set.  Lastly, I've been wearing really tight Under Armour shirts too.  What do you guys think?
Thanks in advance. ;)
Quit complaining, being jealous of others on gear and start training and maybe you'll get somewhere. Either that or take pride in lifting peanuts and looking as shitty as possible. Lol, funny how no one knows how to mind their own business now a days. Everyone is too concerned about what others do.  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: DK II on February 26, 2008, 06:04:06 AM
Quit complaining, being jealous of others on gear and start training and maybe you'll get somewhere. Either that or take pride in lifting peanuts and looking as shitty as possible. Lol, funny how no one knows how to mind their own business now a days. Everyone is too concerned about what others do.  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)

Don't make someone post the pics of your "gym" again, dumpster!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: dr.chimps on February 26, 2008, 06:14:39 AM
I can't manage to make gains training by myself without drugs...so...
I started working out with 2 spotters, taking test, dbol, hgh, insulin....I slam the shit out of my weights after every set.  Lastly, I've been wearing really tight Under Armour shirts too.  What do you guys think?
Thanks in advance. ;)
Well, ya got the shitty cynical attitude down to a science. And you seem to have abnegated any personal responsibility, so I figure you're halfway there. Keep up the good work.   8)
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: DK II on February 26, 2008, 06:18:37 AM
Well, ya got the shitty cynical attitude down to a science. And you seem to have abnegated any personal responsibility, so I figure you're halfway there. Keep up the good work.   8)

LOL, best answer so far!!!
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: rocket on February 26, 2008, 06:29:15 AM
I'd suggest you make sure you're a good top and a passable bottom, too.
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: The Squadfather on February 26, 2008, 07:56:50 AM
Wear cut off Daisy Dukes and construction boots while you workout; make gay poses and hit most musculars in the middle of the gym making sure everyone's looking; carry around a gallon jug of water everywhere (very important); Have more craters on your face and back than Jupiter's moon Io; wear a fanny pack and striped tights with Otomix boots and an XXXXL top with a hideous design when going around to places like banks or the mall; get blue stars in your Getbig profile; make friends with weird looking people like the ones seen in MD after parties and make sure you take plenty of thumbs up pics in said parties with a happy look on your face even though you've got your arm around Renee Toney's waist; Don't lift more than 25 lb on any exercise, but make sure you're constantly sipping a pre, during and post workout shake that has 'anabolic' ingredients so you don't lose precious muscle...

I could go on and on, but the point is, you're only limited by your imagination. Good luck for your next show 8)
;D
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Nordic Beast on February 26, 2008, 08:25:41 AM
well you do make really fruity youtube videos of yourself training in skimpy tank-tops while creed plays in the background :-\


so you are "hardcore" something
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Rimbaud on February 26, 2008, 09:20:23 AM
do all of your exercises in the smith machine

With four or five spotters.
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: SS on February 26, 2008, 09:22:30 AM
Great thread ;D
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: polychronopolous on February 26, 2008, 09:29:38 AM
Throw the "I am thinking about gettin into MMA" option everyonce in a while... Book a photo shoot with some boxing gloves on or possibly get into the ring with a newly beaten welterweight who could use a little exposure too and leak those pics out onto the web.... it's a win win situtation for both
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: GetItOnNY on February 26, 2008, 09:48:43 AM
Croatch ,you might want to stop looking at all that big titty porn and pounding the hammer, your dirty little beast.Then you might actaully get some things done, and have time to train.

What is on Croatches mind
1 Big Boobs
2 Big Titties
3 Watching big titty pron
4 Breast Milk
5 Big Titty porn
6 How to get a girl with a size Z bra
7 Kill women who have  big natural breasts and get silicone implants
8 how he can have more time to watch big titty porn
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: BB on February 26, 2008, 09:53:37 AM
Since you're hardcore, you can't be bother with a real job, I suggest you get a broad to mooch off of, perhaps one that's a bit dumpy with low self esteem. That way you can bang all the schmoes, fitness girls, grapefruit,  etc.... you want and she won't mind.  

Also try to get a contract with www.coltstudiosgroup.com or similar. They are one of the premier bodybuilding outlets.

Also remember to stock up on socks, boxers, and t-shirts when they're on sale at Wal-mart, etc.... that way you can save a little bread when you provide your adoring schmo.... er, fans with used under-garments.

 
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Croatch on February 26, 2008, 03:02:31 PM
Quit complaining, being jealous of others on gear and start training and maybe you'll get somewhere. Either that or take pride in lifting peanuts and looking as shitty as possible. Lol, funny how no one knows how to mind their own business now a days. Everyone is too concerned about what others do.  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)
Again.  I'm just asking for a little help here.  I notice all the "hardcore" guys at my gym take a good amount of gear and need 2 other people to cheer them on throughout their routine.  I'd like some advice from you on how to obtain this level of ferocious tenacity.
Putting me down, doesn't help me get to the next level of harcore training...so if you can just give me a few tips, I'd really appreciate it.
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Beener on February 26, 2008, 04:34:17 PM
id say im more hardcore than most in my gym..and i use gear. i stay quiet as a mouse, i dont slam weights, i place them gently, and i dont yell or even grunt. i also wear baggy clothing and dont play my music too loud. oh and i work out alone and never ask for a spot.

sorry to destroy your stereotype.
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Man of Steel on February 26, 2008, 04:38:05 PM
I can't manage to make gains training by myself without drugs...so...
I started working out with 2 spotters, taking test, dbol, hgh, insulin....I slam the shit out of my weights after every set.  Lastly, I've been wearing really tight Under Armour shirts too.  What do you guys think?
Thanks in advance. ;)

You're gonna get fookin huuuuuge brah!!!
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Meltdown on February 26, 2008, 04:40:16 PM
To be real Hardcore you have to make early funeral arrangements.Live the dream.
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Croatch on February 26, 2008, 05:33:15 PM
id say im more hardcore than most in my gym..and i use gear. i stay quiet as a mouse, i dont slam weights, i place them gently, and i dont yell or even grunt. i also wear baggy clothing and dont play my music too loud. oh and i work out alone and never ask for a spot.

sorry to destroy your stereotype.
Congratulations...you're one of the few.  I just always get a laugh at these "hardcore" guys.  They're hardcore, yet never achieve anything without 2 spotters and many drugs.  Just doesn't seem "hardcore" to me...haah
Clowns.
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Beener on February 28, 2008, 05:05:47 PM
Congratulations...you're one of the few.  I just always get a laugh at these "hardcore" guys.  They're hardcore, yet never achieve anything without 2 spotters and many drugs.  Just doesn't seem "hardcore" to me...haah
Clowns.

Actually I'd say most of these hardcore kids are the 150lb fags who think they're so jacked cuz they just started workin out 5 months before...and they dont juice. They're the delusionites we see so much of here on getbig. Get your facts straight "scroatch"
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Epic_Monster on February 28, 2008, 05:33:30 PM
Learn to love it!!
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 28, 2008, 05:46:26 PM
I can't manage to make gains training by myself without drugs...so...
I started working out with 2 spotters, taking test, dbol, hgh, insulin....I slam the shit out of my weights after every set.  Lastly, I've been wearing really tight Under Armour shirts too.  What do you guys think?
Thanks in advance. ;)

Don't forget the fanny pack and pinstriped jumpsuit.  ;D
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Epic_Monster on February 28, 2008, 05:47:48 PM
Don't forget the fanny pack and pinstriped jumpsuit.  ;D

And the Gallon sized water jugs!!
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 28, 2008, 05:54:13 PM
And the Gallon sized water jugs!!

Poland Spring being the prefered brand.  ;D
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: SirTraps on February 28, 2008, 06:11:12 PM
well you do make really fruity youtube videos of yourself training in skimpy tank-tops while creed plays in the background :-\


so you are "hardcore" something

  Or you could be a fatass who is juiced to the gills and still looks small.  ;D
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Gym dude on February 28, 2008, 11:26:34 PM
I play my music loud on my I pod and from time to I yell out light weight and drop my weights plus I train on my own.Plus I have no fear of throwing up in the gym.
Title: Re: How can I be a "hardcore" bodybuilder?
Post by: Hedgehog on February 28, 2008, 11:47:14 PM
I can't manage to make gains training by myself without drugs...so...
I started working out with 2 spotters, taking test, dbol, hgh, insulin....I slam the shit out of my weights after every set.  Lastly, I've been wearing really tight Under Armour shirts too.  What do you guys think?
Thanks in advance. ;)

Keep sporting that gallon water jug in the gym, and you'll be fine. ::)