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Title: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Croatch on March 01, 2008, 02:10:02 PM
1. I need to because I compete
2. After 30, your test levels drop
3. It's good for you
4. It gives me more gains for my effort
5. I want to reach my "full" potential

I've actually heard all of these.

It's strange, you never hear:
I simply can not achieve much naturally, so I take drugs.  Man up and call it like it is, a consolation prize for those who can't hack it.  Unless you're shooting for an Olympia title next year, please stop fooling yourself.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: kilojoule on March 01, 2008, 02:15:34 PM
"I'm doing the Olympia next year"
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on March 01, 2008, 02:20:52 PM
Croatch i still think you should stick to humour because your posts are much better but i agree mostly, my main stupid call is 'I'm going off steroids and only going on HRT from now on' LOL.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: haider on March 01, 2008, 02:21:57 PM
1. I need to because I compete
2. After 30, your test levels drop
3. It's good for you
4. It gives me more gains for my effort
5. I want to reach my "full" potential

I've actually heard all of these.

It's strange, you never hear:
I simply can not achieve much naturally, so I take drugs.  Man up and call it like it is, a consolation prize for those who can't hack it.  Unless you're shooting for an Olympia title next year, please stop fooling yourself.
you have some serious issues. pick a new fucking topic already.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: musclehedz on March 01, 2008, 02:25:08 PM
I like them for recovery. No more soreness period!
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: technokc on March 01, 2008, 02:32:04 PM
I use them because I have a 29th degree burn on my big toe.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: FrenchFrie on March 01, 2008, 02:48:05 PM
"i'm small and have a small dick,  at least with steroids i can look huge"
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Meltdown on March 01, 2008, 02:49:38 PM
They help me keep up with other juices. ::)
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Croatch on March 01, 2008, 02:50:11 PM
you have some serious issues. pick a new fucking topic already.
Stick to the topic. ;)
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: haider on March 01, 2008, 02:52:05 PM
"i'm small and have a small dick,  at least with steroids i can look huge"
Atleast there's a cure for that.

There's no cure for being a french pussy last time I checked.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: mass 04 on March 01, 2008, 02:53:52 PM
Atleast there's a cure for that.

There's no cure for being a french pussy last time I checked.
suicide?
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: FrenchFrie on March 01, 2008, 02:54:53 PM
Atleast there's a cure for that.

There's no cure for being a french pussy last time I checked.

sorry if i hurt you, i didnt know you had a small dick.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: haider on March 01, 2008, 03:04:35 PM
suicide?
No, the condition is such that it leads to suicide  ;D

Maybe in that sense it's a self curing disease  ;)
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Mark Kerr on March 01, 2008, 03:06:49 PM
When I'm on Test my dick gets harder. ;D
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Spike on March 01, 2008, 03:29:58 PM
you forgot to put 'to get ass' 8)
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: musclehedz on March 02, 2008, 02:44:40 AM
The advantages outweigh the possible genetically determined sides.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: gh15 on March 02, 2008, 02:52:35 AM
the best excuse is ,,,...

"STEROID ARE NATURAL TO THE BODY ,,EVERY ONE HAS THEM NATURALLY IN THE BODY BECAUSE TEST IS NATURAL TO THE BODY ,,,,,BY TAKING SYNTHETIC TESTOSTERONE I CAN MAKE GAINS I WOULD NEVER DREAM OF IF NATURAL ,,I CAN LACK IN DIET TO SOME DEGREE,, I CAN SLEEP LESS TO SOME DEGREE ,,I CAN TRAIN HEAVY AS IN VERY HEAVY,,I CAN BE SWOLLEN AND HARD AT THE SAME TIME,,,WITH HORMONES I FEEL LIKE SUPERMAN IF I PUT THE TIME NEEDED INTO TRAINING AND KITCHEN,,,WITH HORMONES I CAN ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE TO GET THE FITNESS JOB I SO WANTED ,,,OR TO FEEL 100LB BIGGER THAN MY GIRL WHILE ITS NOT FAT AND MAKE HER FEEL LIKE AN ANT UNDER ME WHILE I FUCK HER HARD AND FEEL GODLY,,,WITH STEROIDS I HAVE ALL AMERICAN GIRLS SMILING AT ME TRYING TO SHOW WHATEVER THEY GOT UP THE TRUNK SO I PAY ATTENTION TO THEM,,,WITH STEROIDS IF LUKCY THE GIRLS THINK IM NATURAL AND WORK VERY HARD IN GYM AND THEY SEE IT AS GOOD GENETICS AND GOOD KIDS TO COME OUT OF MY SPERM,,,WITH STEROIDS IM KING OF ALL KINGD ,,,WITH STEROIDS I DONT GO TO DRINK BECAUSE MY BODYBUILDING BECOME A PRIORITY,,WITH STEROID  UI SEE RESULTS ON A WEEKLY BASIS AND I HAVE GOOD FEELING IN THE HEART BECAUSE LAST WEEK AT THE SAME TIME I WAS 196 POUNDS WHILE NOW IM 208 POUNDS,,WITH STEROIDS I WALK INTO A PLALCE AND THE  GIRLS HAVE THE EMBERESSED LLOK ON THEIR FACE OF A HOT GIRL WHO DIG MUSCLE YET DONT WANT THE GUY TO GET HIS HEAD IN THE CLOUNDS BUT OPEN HER ANTENA FOR EVERY WORD YOU SAY FOLLOWING ME IN THE GYM EVERYWHERE SO I GIVE HER 3 MIN OF MY TIME SO SHE MAY BE ABLE TO GO OUT WITH ME OR MAKE ME INTERESTED,,,,ETC ETC ETC"

STEROIDS ARE GOOD FOR YOU ! NARCOTICS DRUGS ARE NOT!

GH15 APPROVED
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 02, 2008, 02:54:45 AM
What's YOUR EXCUSE CROATCH ?  :o
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: windsor88 on March 02, 2008, 02:56:52 AM
LOL... GH15 has been using the "fuck the shit out of American girls a lot" in his posts.

He is right though.   :D
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Stark on March 02, 2008, 03:02:02 AM
1. I need to because I compete
2. After 30, your test levels drop
3. It's good for you
4. It gives me more gains for my effort
5. I want to reach my "full" potential

I've actually heard all of these.

It's strange, you never hear:
I simply can not achieve much naturally, so I take drugs.  Man up and call it like it is, a consolation prize for those who can't hack it.  Unless you're shooting for an Olympia title next year, please stop fooling yourself.

Change that to 40 and I can understand why somebody may want to take some testosterone, when I hit 40 I will most deffianlty
look into the possibility to get a legal Doctors subscribed testosterone.
30 is to early.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: benchmstr on March 02, 2008, 03:12:43 AM
1. I need to because I compete
2. After 30, your test levels drop
3. It's good for you
4. It gives me more gains for my effort
5. I want to reach my "full" potential

I've actually heard all of these.

It's strange, you never hear:
I simply can not achieve much naturally, so I take drugs.  Man up and call it like it is, a consolation prize for those who can't hack it.  Unless you're shooting for an Olympia title next year, please stop fooling yourself.
6. i did it because my joints hurt

bench
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: FullROM on March 02, 2008, 05:37:02 AM
1. I need to because I compete
2. After 30, your test levels drop
3. It's good for you
4. It gives me more gains for my effort
5. I want to reach my "full" potential

I've actually heard all of these.

It's strange, you never hear:
I simply can not achieve much naturally, so I take drugs.  Man up and call it like it is, a consolation prize for those who can't hack it.  Unless you're shooting for an Olympia title next year, please stop fooling yourself.

Good post!!
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: noodrin on March 02, 2008, 05:40:17 AM
1. I need to because I compete
2. After 30, your test levels drop
3. It's good for you
4. It gives me more gains for my effort
5. I want to reach my "full" potential

I've actually heard all of these.

It's strange, you never hear:
I simply can not achieve much naturally, so I take drugs.  Man up and call it like it is, a consolation prize for those who can't hack it.  Unless you're shooting for an Olympia title next year, please stop fooling yourself.

Its cheaper than protein

haha
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: gtbro1 on March 02, 2008, 05:44:26 AM
1. I need to because I compete
2. After 30, your test levels drop
3. It's good for you
4. It gives me more gains for my effort
5. I want to reach my "full" potential

I've actually heard all of these.

It's strange, you never hear:
I simply can not achieve much naturally, so I take drugs.  Man up and call it like it is, a consolation prize for those who can't hack it.  Unless you're shooting for an Olympia title next year, please stop fooling yourself.

  I have seen your pics...you look great. WAY better than me.You obviously work your ass off.

 But you are a whiney bitch when it comes to people using gear. NO OFFENSE.

  It is their choice and it is none of your business.

 sorry if I sound rude...just an observation.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: KillerMonk on March 02, 2008, 05:44:57 AM
In the past for number 4 and 5.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Rimbaud on March 02, 2008, 05:50:32 AM
7. Everyone told me not to so I had to rebel.  ;D
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: SquatAss on March 02, 2008, 07:04:49 AM
It must suck to be a frustrated midget.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Arnold jr on March 02, 2008, 11:07:22 AM
As a natural I am a worthless waste of space...I simply cannot hack it naturally because I am not a real man...real men do not use steroids. So to compensate for the large vaginal cavity between my legs, I take an abundant amount of AAS. In the end, you'll never guess what happens? I end up training harder then you, I eat more then you, I look better then you, I feel better then you, I more secure with myself then you...but, it is sad, after all, I have disappointed you.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Rearden Metal on March 02, 2008, 11:47:24 AM
1. I need to because I compete
2. After 30, your test levels drop
3. It's good for you
4. It gives me more gains for my effort
5. I want to reach my "full" potential

I've actually heard all of these.

It's strange, you never hear:
I simply can not achieve much naturally, so I take drugs.  Man up and call it like it is, a consolation prize for those who can't hack it.  Unless you're shooting for an Olympia title next year, please stop fooling yourself.

6. Natural is boring
7. I don't want to be green with envy and have to make posts belittling others to make myself feel better.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Man of Steel on March 02, 2008, 11:50:26 AM
Steer-roids will getcha fookin huuuuge brah!!!
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Epic_Monster on March 02, 2008, 11:51:43 AM
I'M WHITE!!
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Matt C on March 02, 2008, 12:25:23 PM
It's strange, you never hear:
I simply can not achieve much naturally, so I take drugs.  Man up and call it like it is, a consolation prize for those who can't hack it.  Unless you're shooting for an Olympia title next year, please stop fooling yourself.

That's what I would say.  You know there is a problem when I can bench in the high 300s and deadlift in the high 400s and still weigh 185.  I think it's safe to say I'm in a good position to take the next step.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Mcmuscle on March 02, 2008, 12:39:25 PM
the best excuse is ,,,...

"STEROID ARE NATURAL TO THE BODY ,,EVERY ONE HAS THEM NATURALLY IN THE BODY BECAUSE TEST IS NATURAL TO THE BODY ,,,,,BY TAKING SYNTHETIC TESTOSTERONE I CAN MAKE GAINS I WOULD NEVER DREAM OF IF NATURAL ,,I CAN LACK IN DIET TO SOME DEGREE,, I CAN SLEEP LESS TO SOME DEGREE ,,I CAN TRAIN HEAVY AS IN VERY HEAVY,,I CAN BE SWOLLEN AND HARD AT THE SAME TIME,,,WITH HORMONES I FEEL LIKE SUPERMAN IF I PUT THE TIME NEEDED INTO TRAINING AND KITCHEN,,,WITH HORMONES I CAN ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE TO GET THE FITNESS JOB I SO WANTED ,,,OR TO FEEL 100LB BIGGER THAN MY GIRL WHILE ITS NOT FAT AND MAKE HER FEEL LIKE AN ANT UNDER ME WHILE I FUCK HER HARD AND FEEL GODLY,,,WITH STEROIDS I HAVE ALL AMERICAN GIRLS SMILING AT ME TRYING TO SHOW WHATEVER THEY GOT UP THE TRUNK SO I PAY ATTENTION TO THEM,,,WITH STEROIDS IF LUKCY THE GIRLS THINK IM NATURAL AND WORK VERY HARD IN GYM AND THEY SEE IT AS GOOD GENETICS AND GOOD KIDS TO COME OUT OF MY SPERM,,,WITH STEROIDS IM KING OF ALL KINGD ,,,WITH STEROIDS I DONT GO TO DRINK BECAUSE MY BODYBUILDING BECOME A PRIORITY,,WITH STEROID  UI SEE RESULTS ON A WEEKLY BASIS AND I HAVE GOOD FEELING IN THE HEART BECAUSE LAST WEEK AT THE SAME TIME I WAS 196 POUNDS WHILE NOW IM 208 POUNDS,,WITH STEROIDS I WALK INTO A PLALCE AND THE  GIRLS HAVE THE EMBERESSED LLOK ON THEIR FACE OF A HOT GIRL WHO DIG MUSCLE YET DONT WANT THE GUY TO GET HIS HEAD IN THE CLOUNDS BUT OPEN HER ANTENA FOR EVERY WORD YOU SAY FOLLOWING ME IN THE GYM EVERYWHERE SO I GIVE HER 3 MIN OF MY TIME SO SHE MAY BE ABLE TO GO OUT WITH ME OR MAKE ME INTERESTED,,,,ETC ETC ETC"

STEROIDS ARE GOOD FOR YOU ! NARCOTICS DRUGS ARE NOT!

GH15 APPROVED


dumbest shit I`ve ever heared dude....
you take them to feel better not caus girls that are anything to keep are gonna love u if you look bigger than the fitness dudes...
and the amounts that i have the impression that your taking doesnt make anything but a junkie...you cant fuction without them!

peace
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: wolfgang187 on March 02, 2008, 12:45:08 PM
UNDESCENDED TESTICLES OR TESTICULAR CANCER
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: HTexan on March 02, 2008, 12:46:24 PM

2. After 30, your test levels drop
Isn't it 35 ;D
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: 4thAD on March 02, 2008, 01:03:30 PM
As a natural I am a worthless waste of space...I simply cannot hack it naturally because I am not a real man...real men do not use steroids. So to compensate for the large vaginal cavity between my legs, I take an abundant amount of AAS. In the end, you'll never guess what happens? I end up training harder then you, I eat more then you, I look better then you, I feel better then you, I more secure with myself then you...but, it is sad, after all, I have disappointed you.

Great post AJ!

Croatch, Ive seen your vids, your pretty funny, you even seem like someone I might hang out with, but you are such a snotty nosed little bitch when it comes to other peoples choices in life. Why are you so offended if Joe Schmuckatelli decides to use steroids? Your starting to sound like stark, who in my book is also a fraud! Not flaming you, just get off the  rant.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: bigslick on March 02, 2008, 01:03:47 PM
 I didnt know they were steriods I though they were vitamins
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: AllDrugs on March 02, 2008, 01:38:19 PM
the best excuse is ,,,...

"STEROID ARE NATURAL TO THE BODY ,,EVERY ONE HAS THEM NATURALLY IN THE BODY BECAUSE TEST IS NATURAL TO THE BODY ,,,,,BY TAKING SYNTHETIC TESTOSTERONE I CAN MAKE GAINS I WOULD NEVER DREAM OF IF NATURAL ,,I CAN LACK IN DIET TO SOME DEGREE,, I CAN SLEEP LESS TO SOME DEGREE ,,I CAN TRAIN HEAVY AS IN VERY HEAVY,,I CAN BE SWOLLEN AND HARD AT THE SAME TIME,,,WITH HORMONES I FEEL LIKE SUPERMAN IF I PUT THE TIME NEEDED INTO TRAINING AND KITCHEN,,,WITH HORMONES I CAN ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE TO GET THE FITNESS JOB I SO WANTED ,,,OR TO FEEL 100LB BIGGER THAN MY GIRL WHILE ITS NOT FAT AND MAKE HER FEEL LIKE AN ANT UNDER ME WHILE I FUCK HER HARD AND FEEL GODLY,,,WITH STEROIDS I HAVE ALL AMERICAN GIRLS SMILING AT ME TRYING TO SHOW WHATEVER THEY GOT UP THE TRUNK SO I PAY ATTENTION TO THEM,,,WITH STEROIDS IF LUKCY THE GIRLS THINK IM NATURAL AND WORK VERY HARD IN GYM AND THEY SEE IT AS GOOD GENETICS AND GOOD KIDS TO COME OUT OF MY SPERM,,,WITH STEROIDS IM KING OF ALL KINGD ,,,WITH STEROIDS I DONT GO TO DRINK BECAUSE MY BODYBUILDING BECOME A PRIORITY,,WITH STEROID  UI SEE RESULTS ON A WEEKLY BASIS AND I HAVE GOOD FEELING IN THE HEART BECAUSE LAST WEEK AT THE SAME TIME I WAS 196 POUNDS WHILE NOW IM 208 POUNDS,,WITH STEROIDS I WALK INTO A PLALCE AND THE  GIRLS HAVE THE EMBERESSED LLOK ON THEIR FACE OF A HOT GIRL WHO DIG MUSCLE YET DONT WANT THE GUY TO GET HIS HEAD IN THE CLOUNDS BUT OPEN HER ANTENA FOR EVERY WORD YOU SAY FOLLOWING ME IN THE GYM EVERYWHERE SO I GIVE HER 3 MIN OF MY TIME SO SHE MAY BE ABLE TO GO OUT WITH ME OR MAKE ME INTERESTED,,,,ETC ETC ETC"

STEROIDS ARE GOOD FOR YOU ! NARCOTICS DRUGS ARE NOT!

GH15 APPROVED

LMAO!
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Fulgorre on March 02, 2008, 01:54:51 PM
Most men will never have to come off test.  Let's get real here.  Don Long lost both kidneys and he is still juicing more than most men will 2 kidneys and seems pretty happy.  One helluva a physique and loads of muscle mass.  Flex is trying the same thing but is taking it slower. 

Barring something like losing both arms I don't see any reason you'd ever come off for long periods of time.  It is like saying "one day bro, you'll be without your precious creatine and then you'll be a whiny little bitch! hahaha!  Check out these "natural" 14 inch arms!" 

I believe I've said this before, but there is no natural.  Not natural to live over 28-30 years old.  We have artificially extended life and with that, comes doing things or taking things to enhance the quality of life.  It is not natural to brush your teeth...remember that one. :D
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: gordiano on March 02, 2008, 02:09:00 PM

i'd love to see the olympia results if all competitors were on HRT only. HRT is not steroid abuse.

Exactly.


I love how these scumbags will find a crooked doctor to prescribe them stuff, and then claim that they are "legal". There's a huge difference between HRT and the shit these scumbags abuse.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Beener on March 02, 2008, 03:42:34 PM
What about guys who want to be a lean 240 lbs, which is not acheivalbe naturally? The guys who've been sucessfully training hard for like 10-15 years and decide to start usin gear, are you sayin they couldn't hack it naturally? Why again do you spend so much time worrying about other? Are you one of those guys who stares at the other dudes at the gym in between/during sets, imagines yourself confronting them, then comes on here and writes about how you owned someone?
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Diesel47 on March 02, 2008, 03:46:54 PM
6. I do steroids so others can learn from my mistakes and not have to do it themselves!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: james_hetfield on March 02, 2008, 03:49:30 PM
So Croatch, what excuse did u give to people wehn you were on? "Iam a pathetic loser who is doing this right now to look like shit so that I can go on get big later in life and be the biggest loser hypocrite".
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Matt C on March 02, 2008, 03:50:11 PM
Exactly.


I love how these scumbags will find a crooked doctor to prescribe them stuff, and then claim that they are "legal". There's a huge difference between HRT and the shit these scumbags abuse.

Mark Dugdale gets his by prescription.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 02, 2008, 03:52:06 PM
Croatch =  sad, pathetic, little man

be honest dude, how many times has a girl left you for a big juiced up guy?

it seems like that whole 'getting sand kicked in your face by a big bodybuilder' thing all over again.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: musclehedz on March 02, 2008, 04:07:22 PM
1. I need to because I compete
2. After 30, your test levels drop
3. It's good for you
4. It gives me more gains for my effort
5. I want to reach my "full" potential

I've actually heard all of these.

It's strange, you never hear:
I simply can not achieve much naturally, so I take drugs.  Man up and call it like it is, a consolation prize for those who can't hack it.  Unless you're shooting for an Olympia title next year, please stop fooling yourself.

Exactly, you don't need steroids! They will kill you in the end!

Look at this guyfor example:

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=60780.0;attach=231088;image)

A lifetime natural! Just like mike lockett, skip la cour and gustavo badell.
You can get huge and ripped without dangerous steroids!
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Croatch on March 02, 2008, 04:08:24 PM
  I have seen your pics...you look great. WAY better than me.You obviously work your ass off.

 But you are a whiney bitch when it comes to people using gear. NO OFFENSE.

  It is their choice and it is none of your business.

 sorry if I sound rude...just an observation.
haha, I can live with that.  Yes, I agree.  It's a vicious cycle, no pun intended.  I go to the gym, I see idiot 2nd rate juicers, I spew on the board...I go to the gym, see more douchebags, then vent. ;)
The Circle of Life ::)
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Croatch on March 02, 2008, 04:09:51 PM
As a natural I am a worthless waste of space...I simply cannot hack it naturally because I am not a real man...real men do not use steroids. So to compensate for the large vaginal cavity between my legs, I take an abundant amount of AAS. In the end, you'll never guess what happens? I end up training harder then you, I eat more then you, I look better then you, I feel better then you, I more secure with myself then you...but, it is sad, after all, I have disappointed you.
Probably everything but look better, but yeah, if it you need drugs to overcome mediocrity, good luck.  I feel bad for guys like you. ;)
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Epic_Monster on March 02, 2008, 04:10:03 PM
Exactly, you don't need steroids! They will kill you in the end!

Look at this guyfor example:

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=60780.0;attach=231088;image)

A lifetime natural! Just like mike lockett, skip la cour and gustavo badell.
You can get huge and ripped without dangerous steroids!

Yeah and we are at war because of WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!! ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Croatch on March 02, 2008, 04:15:28 PM
Croatch =  sad, pathetic, little man

be honest dude, how many times has a girl left you for a big juiced up guy?

it seems like that whole 'getting sand kicked in your face by a big bodybuilder' thing all over again.

Oh man...let me count...zero.  You're missing my entire point...every time it seems.  You seem to really take my posts to heart, probably because you're the type of person I mock and own at the gym on a regular basis.  I can understand you getting irritated because I really speak the truth.  What you do is your option, such is life, but that has to blow, knowing you can't do much without drugs.  Your screen name says it all.  No heart, just drugs.  Feel better knowing there are many guys out there like yourself, who struggle with that reality. ;)
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: haider on March 02, 2008, 04:19:32 PM
Exactly, you don't need steroids! They will kill you in the end!

Look at this guyfor example:

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=60780.0;attach=231088;image)

A lifetime natural! Just like mike lockett, skip la cour and gustavo badell.
You can get huge and ripped without dangerous steroids!
That's not Lee Priest!
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 02, 2008, 04:26:54 PM
Oh man...let me count...zero.  You're missing my entire point...every time it seems.  You seem to really take my posts to heart, probably because you're the type of person I mock and own at the gym on a regular basis.  I can understand you getting irritated because I really speak the truth.  What you do is your option, such is life, but that has to blow, knowing you can't do much without drugs.  Your screen name says it all.  No heart, just drugs.  Feel better knowing there are many guys out there like yourself, who struggle with that reality. ;)

Hahahha..nice retort, sadly you're mistaken... I would once love to see you own someone that juices properly and knows what they're doing...  and just so you know, I built up a great natural base before I ever touched the stuff, trained my ass off for 3-4 years before ever going on, funny how when I come off I maintain 240-245lbs. 

My problem with you is that you're like one of those crackpot religious fanatics, and feel they have to subject everyone to their personal opinion...truthfully no one wants to struggle and fight to make miniscule gains like you, some people like the easy road.   Like an analogy I gave you before, why ride a a bus or bicycle to work when can sit back and relax in a nice comfortable car, sip your coffee and listen to some good music while getting there..
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: figgs on March 02, 2008, 04:29:05 PM
Why should anyone care why someone uses steroids? They're not harming anyone. They're hardly even harming themselves.

What about those who are simply so very passionate about bodybuilding and strength training that being 185 with a 275 bench isn't enough? There's nothing wrong with that. I'm a natural and I don't get any results anymore. I don't complain because I'm satisfied. If someone isn't satisfied I totally understand, so long as they're willing to learn the chemistry involved and won't use the needle as a crutch.

Who knows, maybe I will use steroids one day. It must be a hell of an experience! And many here to attest to that! I don't consider it very strongly because 1.) I'm 19 2.) I have no money 3.) I am satisfied with my size at the moment
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Arnold jr on March 02, 2008, 06:53:22 PM
Probably everything but look better,
Yeah, you got me there...I am sort of butt ugly, lol!


but yeah, if it you need drugs to overcome mediocrity, good luck.  I feel bad for guys like you. ;)
Please, I overcome mediocrity simply by my existence...the AAS has nothing to do with it 8)
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: AllDrugs on March 02, 2008, 07:07:02 PM
Why should anyone care why someone uses steroids? They're not harming anyone. They're hardly even harming themselves.

People that use/abuse make everyone that actually gets somewhere naturally look bad.  Guys and gals that simply can't except their genetic limitations and turn to drugs for advancement are unfortunately the poster children when people think about "fitness" or training.  They embrace everything that's WRONG with fitness/health. 

Think about why you started training/weight lifting in the first place.  Some did for sports.  Some to improve their self-esteem.  Some did it just to become more attractive to the opposite sex.  All well and good.  There are plenty of reasons to train that are good ones.  There are, conversely, a few reasons to train that are BAD ones. 

Personally, I find it insulting to ever be grouped in with people who use.  The excuses you hear from people are what baffles me the most.  Why in the hell someone would choose to try to make a living at something that REQUIRES them to break the law is mind-boggling to me, it really is.  What's worse than people who are actually trying to make a living off of using are guys/gals who use to make up for LAZINESS.  That irritates the living hell out of me.  When I see some lazyass at the gym or in public who's obviously abusing the hell out of Clen/Win (or whatever else) to make up for not wanting to eat right and actually DO CARDIO it makes me want to puke.  I have zero respect for people who use steroids and then don't train hard.  Zero.  These are the same type of people who'd steal something before rather than work to earn it.

I would love to see Congress somehow go after the I.F.B.B.  I'm not sure how they would go about it, as bodybuilding isn't actually a "sport", but if they are serious about eliminating performance enhancing drugs from society and keeping those who use them from being role models for anyone then they need to go straight after the NPC and IFBB.  One can always dream.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: gordiano on March 02, 2008, 07:08:48 PM
Why should anyone care why someone uses steroids? They're not harming anyone. They're hardly even harming themselves.

People that use/abuse make everyone that actually gets somewhere naturally look bad.  Guys and gals that simply can't except their genetic limitations and turn to drugs for advancement are unfortunately the poster children when people think about "fitness" or training.  They embrace everything that's WRONG with fitness/health. 

Think about why you started training/weight lifting in the first place.  Some did for sports.  Some to improve their self-esteem.  Some did it just to become more attractive to the opposite sex.  All well and good.  There are plenty of reasons to train that are good ones.  There are, conversely, a few reasons to train that are BAD ones. 

Personally, I find it insulting to ever be grouped in with people who use.  The excuses you hear from people are what baffles me the most.  Why in the hell someone would choose to try to make a living at something that REQUIRES them to break the law is mind-boggling to me, it really is.  What's worse than people who are actually trying to make a living off of using are guys/gals who use to make up for LAZINESS.  That irritates the living hell out of me.  When I see some lazyass at the gym or in public who's obviously abusing the hell out of Clen/Win (or whatever else) to make up for not wanting to eat right and actually DO CARDIO it makes me want to puke.  I have zero respect for people who use steroids and then don't train hard.  Zero.  These are the same type of people who'd steal something before rather than work to earn it.

I would love to see Congress somehow go after the I.F.B.B.  I'm not sure how they would go about it, as bodybuilding isn't actually a "sport", but if they are serious about eliminating performance enhancing drugs from society and keeping those who use them from being role models for anyone then they need to go straight after the NPC and IFBB.  One can always dream.

Wow.....so much truth in this post. I bet it goes over most peoples' heads here.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Armstrong on March 02, 2008, 07:13:07 PM
the # 1 reason I hear the most around here is that Steroids are the fountain of youth.  Thats mostly applies to growth but some fools think roids will make you younger.  ::)
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: AllDrugs on March 02, 2008, 07:26:04 PM
Wow.....so much truth in this post. I bet it goes over most peoples' heads here.

Sometimes you just gotta cut to the chase, ya know  ;)
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: tom joad on March 02, 2008, 08:57:46 PM
I would love to see Congress somehow go after the I.F.B.B.  I'm not sure how they would go about it, as bodybuilding isn't actually a "sport", but if they are serious about eliminating performance enhancing drugs from society and keeping those who use them from being role models for anyone then they need to go straight after the NPC and IFBB.  One can always dream.

Yes, all those chemical clowns should be sent straight to prison where they can give each other personal injections.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: windsor88 on March 02, 2008, 09:15:17 PM
I see some people get offended at juicers for the artificial enhancement they achieve but where do you guys draw the line?  Is it OK to get a facelift/botox?  Is it dishonest to get braces? Is tanning to look better out of the question?  Is getting your teeth whitened taboo? There are many more examples but the point is the 4 things I mentioned are not necessary things but many do them to make themselves have a higher self esteem.  Roids are no different IMO.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Beener on March 02, 2008, 09:22:04 PM
As per the thread starter's statment that its stupid to lead a lifestyle which means breaking the law...um. why dont you go make threads about stoner?


These juicers really get to you. Did your dad die when you were a kid and then have your mom go 'mourn' at the end of some big bodybuilder's cock? Sounds like new daddy beat you with his big muscles and made mommy do horrible horrible things.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: gordiano on March 02, 2008, 09:23:46 PM
As per the thread starter's statment that its stupid to lead a lifestyle which means breaking the law...um. why dont you go make threads about stoner?


These juicers really get to you. Did your dad die when you were a kid and then have your mom go 'mourn' at the end of some big bodybuilder's cock? Sounds like new daddy beat you with his big muscles and made mommy do horrible horrible things.


(http://www.trumanlibrary.org/photographs/85-7.jpg)
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: pumpster on March 02, 2008, 09:41:48 PM
"It was flaxseed oil"...B. Bonds
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: DVSGOD on March 02, 2008, 10:13:04 PM
Exactly, you don't need steroids! They will kill you in the end!

Look at this guyfor example:

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=60780.0;attach=231088;image)

A lifetime natural! Just like mike lockett, skip la cour and gustavo badell.
You can get huge and ripped without dangerous steroids!
Fuck I hope you are being sarcatic  ???
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: haider on March 02, 2008, 10:14:21 PM
Fuck I hope you are being sarcatic  ???
fuck i hope u guys really aren't that thick  ;D
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Croatch on March 03, 2008, 12:01:47 AM
Hahahha..nice retort, sadly you're mistaken... I would once love to see you own someone that juices properly and knows what they're doing...  and just so you know, I built up a great natural base before I ever touched the stuff, trained my ass off for 3-4 years before ever going on, funny how when I come off I maintain 240-245lbs. 

My problem with you is that you're like one of those crackpot religious fanatics, and feel they have to subject everyone to their personal opinion...truthfully no one wants to struggle and fight to make miniscule gains like you, some people like the easy road.   Like an analogy I gave you before, why ride a a bus or bicycle to work when can sit back and relax in a nice comfortable car, sip your coffee and listen to some good music while getting there..

I didn't know gaining 50-60lbs of lean mass was "miniscule".  I guess you need to gain at least 100lbs for it to be considered substantial.
What gains did you make without drugs?  That's good you maintain your drug gains, after coming off...I'm impressed.  Your PCT must be top notch. ::)
The thing about most guys like you is, they simply never achieve anything natural, after going to drugs...pretty fair statement.  It pretty much goes against what real bodybuilding is about.
I would agree with you 100%...most people like the easy road.  I wonder why I have less respect for someone shortcutting, who still looks worse than me...haha?  Maybe you get what I'm saying now.
The whole bus or bike to work analogy really doesn't apply.  This is more of what it is.
Two people set out to get atop a mountain.  One guy gets to the top through years of consistent hard work.  The other guy gets only halfway up taking a helicopter.  Which do you have more respect for?  Better yet, which one has a more accomplished feeling?
Translation: One guy juices, looks less than half of the guy who doesn't.  Should you be impressed with this fool?
That went off on a little tangent, but you get the point.

If someone wants to juice, great...that's their choice, but I'm going to be there with my dumb shirt to let them know...I fucking own your ass taking nothing.
BOOOOM! ;D
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Matt C on March 03, 2008, 12:29:30 AM
The term "rationalize" can only appropriately be applied to someone who has a problem with something and is not aware of it or not willing to admit it.  Example:

http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=459523

T-Nation: You struggled with a recreational drug problem for several years, correct?

Mike Quinn: It was an on and off thing. I wasn’t a drug addict. I was actually self-medicating the anxiety from my ADHD with cocaine. When I used coke, I could read, I could think straight, and I was centered. I thought it made me normal. ADHD is the opposite of ADD. You aren’t hyper-active, you’re hyper-reactive to stimuli. It’s why I had no control over my anger as a young man.


When a strung out coke addict claims to be "self-medicating" his anxiety, you know there he has a problem.  The above is a prime example of rationalization.  The same can be said of a former friend of mine who is addicted to pot, and is now almost 25 years old and going absolutely nowhere in his life.  He has not yet completed high school, works for minimum wage, and has no future ambition at all.  He says he just likes to smoke pot to relax and insists that perpetually being high is not the reason why he is such a miserable failure - any time he is not working at his minimum wage job, he is high, and he justifies it as being a good thing in his life.  THAT is rationalization.

A healthy adult male using steroids in moderation and not letting it interfere with his goals in other areas in his life is not "rationalizing" anything.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Matt C on March 03, 2008, 12:39:25 AM
I would love to see Congress somehow go after the I.F.B.B.  I'm not sure how they would go about it, as bodybuilding isn't actually a "sport", but if they are serious about eliminating performance enhancing drugs from society and keeping those who use them from being role models for anyone then they need to go straight after the NPC and IFBB.  One can always dream.

You're buying into the belief that congress is going after steroids because they feel they are a social harm.  That's not the motivation for this crackdown on steroids.  With a collapsing US economy (orchestrated), a failed war in Iraq (orchestrated), and illegal surveillance on US citizens (orchestrated), they want to get the general public to focus on another object while they (Bush and his Zionist puppet masters) get away with murder (literally).  That's the point - it has nothing to do with what is moral and what isn't, and that's exactly why they aren't going after the IFBB and the NPC.  No one knows about bodybuilding and there are not any famous names to put the spotlight on.  No bodybuilder being busted for steroids would ever matter to the sheep in the public who believe everything the mainstream media literally spoon feeds them.  If they truly wanted to fight steroids in sports (not that bodybuilding is one), they would go after bodybuilders.  The reality is that it has nothing to do with that.  It's just a media tactic, diverting people's attention from all matter of immoral behaviour by Bush and friends and putting it on celebrities instead.  I feel sorry for the athletes whose lives are being ruined in the process.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: AVBG on March 03, 2008, 01:48:00 AM
What about...

I wanna see how small my nuts can shrink
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Tapeworm on March 03, 2008, 02:00:15 AM
Croach, what is the point of all this?  You've said before that you have gyno from your natural testosterone production.  So congratulations, you have an abnormally high T level.  Would you like a medal or something to remember it by when you get old?  Or does your testosterone level have no influence on your physique and you credit your incredibly hardcore approach with your success?
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: Matt C on March 03, 2008, 09:01:37 AM
What about...

I wanna see how small my nuts can shrink

Also:

I want to see if I get any health problems from using drugs.
Title: Re: Best rationalizations "excuses" for being on steroids...
Post by: musclehedz on March 03, 2008, 09:07:21 AM
Fuck I hope you are being sarcatic  ???

I spent too much time on the natty board. According to them there can be no questioning about his natural status.