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Title: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 01, 2008, 07:27:15 PM
honestly we all know that a single presidential term ages them on average 10-12 years. john mcmummy is Already 71 and looks like death warmed over...two years into his term we will be losing 500 troops a day trying to control teheran and meanwhile john's aids will be wiping the drool from his face with his bib
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: youandme on March 01, 2008, 07:33:43 PM
Either you will be singing a tune to "Bomb Iran" or "Oh my Tehran" your choice
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: War-Horse on March 01, 2008, 07:42:03 PM
Ive seen corpses that have more color than this guy.   :-X
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: Hugo Chavez on March 01, 2008, 07:49:14 PM
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Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: War-Horse on March 01, 2008, 07:54:32 PM
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Mccains going for an armbar.... :o
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 01, 2008, 09:03:51 PM
Ive seen corpses that have more color than this guy.   :-X
warhorse, are you saying than mcCain could have wandered onto the set of Dawn of the Dead and the film editors would never have noticed him?
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: calmus on March 01, 2008, 09:07:24 PM

He's so short....he's like a pale old Nixon.
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: Dos Equis on March 01, 2008, 09:10:10 PM
He better hire an image consultant before the general.  Dye his hair.  Something. . . .
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: youandme on March 01, 2008, 09:33:14 PM
He better hire an image consultant before the general.  Dye his hair.  Something. . . .

No I don't think so. If we are that periphreal oriented then were in bigger shit than any president could ever get us into.

Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: Hugo Chavez on March 01, 2008, 09:39:18 PM
He better hire an image consultant before the general.  Dye his hair.  Something. . . .
:D

Here, I fixed him up with some Reagan Rouge and a new hairdo... I don't think it helped ;D
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: calmus on March 01, 2008, 09:40:48 PM
:D

Here, I fixed him up with some Reagan Rouge and a new hairdo... I don't think it helped ;D

ROFL.
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: Hugo Chavez on March 01, 2008, 09:42:37 PM
oh hell, I cracked myself up on that. ;D
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: Dos Equis on March 01, 2008, 10:05:05 PM
No I don't think so. If we are that periphreal oriented then were in bigger shit than any president could ever get us into.



Remember Kennedy v. Nixon?  Appearance played a major role in their debate.  We could see something similar with Obama v. McCain.  The man looks like he should be in a nursing home.  I agree it shouldn't be a factor, but it is. 
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: Dos Equis on March 01, 2008, 10:05:36 PM
:D

Here, I fixed him up with some Reagan Rouge and a new hairdo... I don't think it helped ;D

lol.   :)
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: The Coach on March 01, 2008, 10:51:23 PM
honestly we all know that a single presidential term ages them on average 10-12 years. john mcmummy is Already 71 and looks like death warmed over...two years into his term we will be losing 500 troops a day trying to control teheran and meanwhile john's aids will be wiping the drool from his face with his bib

Well, his mom is something like 95 and shows no signs of mental aging...........How old was Reagan when he took office????
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: Hugo Chavez on March 01, 2008, 11:05:41 PM
Well, his mom is something like 95 and shows no signs of mental aging...........How old was Reagan when he took office????
I think reagan was 69.  He was born in 1911.  McCain will be the oldest president ever.  I wish his mother was running, she seemed more on top of it than he did.  She looks young for her age, John, well Washington has had its toll, he really does look very old and he seems to tire really easy.  Nothing againt him, this is just the demon we all face with age and hard work.
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: The Coach on March 01, 2008, 11:26:07 PM
I think reagan was 69.  He was born in 1911.  McCain will be the oldest president ever.  I wish his mother was running, she seemed more on top of it than he did.  She looks young for her age, John, well Washington has had its toll, he really does look very old and he seems to tire really easy.  Nothing againt him, this is just the demon we all face with age and hard work.

He would be the oldest President elected for sure, but this is the way I see it, if he does get elected and because of his age, he would be a one term president at best. Who knows though, his mom really is on top of things at her age, I look at my grandmother who is 99 and has all her wits and can remember things from when I was 10 that I can't, but isn't nearly as well spoken as McCains mother.
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: Hugo Chavez on March 01, 2008, 11:39:04 PM
He would be the oldest President elected for sure, but this is the way I see it, if he does get elected and because of his age, he would be a one term president at best. Who knows though, his mom really is on top of things at her age, I look at my grandmother who is 99 and has all her wits and can remember things from when I was 10 that I can't, but isn't nearly as well spoken as McCains mother.
McCain's mother is impressive, no doubts and I have known older folks who never lost any of their mental side.  John seems to be showing it, he doesn't seem to be the same man IMO.  It sucks.
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: calmus on March 01, 2008, 11:42:39 PM
McCain's mother is impressive, no doubts and I have known older folks who never lost any of their mental side.  John seems to be showing it, he doesn't seem to be the same man IMO.  It sucks.

he should have to release his medical records. 
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: Hugo Chavez on March 02, 2008, 12:31:15 AM
he should have to release his medical records. 
no doubt.  But in the era of garded presidential poop, I'm sure they'll call McCain's medical status top secret :D
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: 240 is Back on March 02, 2008, 12:34:12 AM
Well, his mom is something like 95 and shows no signs of mental aging...........How old was Reagan when he took office????

His mom attacked mormonism during an interview.

she's either mentally aging, or showing very poor judgment to say something like that.
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: calmus on March 02, 2008, 12:36:52 AM
no doubt.  But in the era of garded presidential poop, I'm sure they'll call McCain's medical status top secret :D

I'm pretty sure he has dementia.  they should also make him undergo psychological evaluation.  ever since he got back from Nam, he's been pretty unstable.... doesn't really know how to relate to people.  No wonder so many Republican legislators hate him.... and his wife was looking for comfort from a bottle.
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: Hugo Chavez on March 02, 2008, 12:40:47 AM
His mom attacked mormonism during an interview.

she's either mentally aging, or showing very poor judgment to say something like that.
because she attacked mormonism?  Hell that's normal in America.  As a mormon polygamist, I'm offended, but it's in the norm so I wouldn't say that makes her mentally aging.
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: Hugo Chavez on March 02, 2008, 12:43:26 AM
I'm pretty sure he has dementia.  they should also make him undergo psychological evaluation.  ever since he got back from Nam, he's been pretty unstable.... doesn't really know how to relate to people.  No wonder so many Republican legislators hate him.... and his wife was looking for comfort from a bottle.
He seems a bit trigger happy too :D  Mental evaluation a must.  We don't need a pres who romanticizes about the good old days of shoot em up.
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: Deicide on March 02, 2008, 05:11:39 AM
because she attacked mormonism?  Hell that's normal in America.  As a mormon polygamist, I'm offended, but it's in the norm so I wouldn't say that makes her mentally aging.

You're a Mormon polygamist?! :o
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: Camel Jockey on March 02, 2008, 09:23:10 AM
Old cripple was sodomized pretty hard with the barrel of an AK-47 during his stay in the Hannoy Hilton.
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: War-Horse on March 02, 2008, 11:39:51 AM

after losing 5 jets.........they should've used a cannon.



Mccain is a train wreck in motion...Itll be fun watching Obama run circles around him.. 8)
Title: Re: John McCain is an ancient mummy man
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 03, 2008, 05:47:16 PM
im calling bullshit on the age and corresponding mental freshness of the mothers being mentioned on this thread. haha nobody is 99 and sharp as ever.