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Title: Bodybuilding Jokes
Post by: dantelis on March 07, 2008, 03:33:20 PM
We need a bodybuilding joke thread.  Add yours.

The bodybuilder and the Blonde

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, “What a great chest you have.”

He tells her, “That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.”

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, “What massive calves you have.”

The body builder tells her, “That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.”

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.

He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

The blonde replies, “I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was”
Title: Re: Bodybuilding Jokes
Post by: FrenchFrie on March 07, 2008, 03:35:19 PM
it's ok to have a small penis "dantelis", no need to pretend starting a "joke thread" about it.
Title: Re: Bodybuilding Jokes
Post by: dantelis on March 07, 2008, 03:47:00 PM
Arnold Schwarzenneger took his car into the garage
for a tune up.The mechanic looked at it and said
" Ah, looks like there's something wrong with your points?"
Arnold snapped back," No,I don't have any weak points!"
Title: Re: Bodybuilding Jokes
Post by: dantelis on March 07, 2008, 03:51:06 PM
it's ok to have a small penis "dantelis", no need to pretend starting a "joke thread" about it.

When you are as massive as me, even a 12 in penis looks small.  You know how it is.  (Oh wait, you don't!)  ;D
Title: Re: Bodybuilding Jokes
Post by: Army of One on March 07, 2008, 03:53:26 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=204773.0;attach=238804;image)