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Title: HAHA, HILARIOUS SUPPLEMENT AD I JUST SAW IN FLEX!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on March 09, 2008, 12:01:15 PM
oh brother can't remember the company but it's one of those with the "diary" of the guys day.......

7am- out of bed and tear into my 1000 gram protein shake ;D

anyway his entry for when he's in the gym goes, "i load the bar on the incline bench with 5 45 pound plates per side and i lay down on the bench to realize my destiny and with each rep Mega Super Duper Califragilistic NO Explode makes me feel like my pecs are going to EXPLODE!!!!!" ;D
Title: Re: HAHA, HILARIOUS SUPPLEMENT AD I JUST SAW IN FLEX!!!!!
Post by: ozman on March 09, 2008, 12:04:05 PM
is it 375869478373% more powerful than any other supplement ?
Title: Re: HAHA, HILARIOUS SUPPLEMENT AD I JUST SAW IN FLEX!!!!!
Post by: Army of One on March 09, 2008, 12:04:31 PM
oh brother can't remember the company but it's one of those with the "diary" of the guys day.......

7am- out of bed and tear into my 1000 gram protein shake ;D

anyway his entry for when he's in the gym goes, "i load the bar on the incline bench with 5 45 pound plates per side and i lay down on the bench to realize my destiny and with each rep Mega Super Duper Califragilistic NO Explode makes me feel like my pecs are going to EXPLODE!!!!!" ;D

I feel sorry for the people who buy in to it
Title: Re: HAHA, HILARIOUS SUPPLEMENT AD I JUST SAW IN FLEX!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on March 09, 2008, 12:05:40 PM
is it 375869478373% more powerful than any other supplement ?
hahahhaa, the funny thing is that the guy writes that he's inclining 500 for reps but the dude in the pictures is curling a pair of 35's, doing bodyweight dips and doing cable crossovers while screaming. ;D
Title: Re: HAHA, HILARIOUS SUPPLEMENT AD I JUST SAW IN FLEX!!!!!
Post by: JohnnyVegas on March 09, 2008, 12:12:58 PM
Don't laugh, Rich Gaspari built his championship physique with Joe Weider's Mega Mass 8000.

And if Rich said it worked for him then it must be true.
Title: Re: HAHA, HILARIOUS SUPPLEMENT AD I JUST SAW IN FLEX!!!!!
Post by: Team Diver on March 09, 2008, 12:16:53 PM
is it 375869478373% more powerful than any other supplement ?

Yes, because it contains the latest ultra-ion exchanged, superfiltered, nano-isolated, dehydroxicated, anti-redundant, multiprotein layer-matrix (TM) transport system protein source!!!!!!
Title: Re: HAHA, HILARIOUS SUPPLEMENT AD I JUST SAW IN FLEX!!!!!
Post by: JasonH on March 09, 2008, 03:44:52 PM
Yes, because it contains the latest ultra-ion exchanged, superfiltered, nano-isolated, dehydroxicated, anti-redundant, multiprotein layer-matrix (TM) transport system protein source!!!!!!

 ;D
Title: Re: HAHA, HILARIOUS SUPPLEMENT AD I JUST SAW IN FLEX!!!!!
Post by: Camel Jockey on March 09, 2008, 03:48:07 PM
hahahhaa, the funny thing is that the guy writes that he's inclining 500 for reps but the dude in the pictures is curling a pair of 35's, doing bodyweight dips and doing cable crossovers while screaming. ;D

LOL  ;D

Next time I go to the gym, each rep will be my destiny.  ::)
Title: Re: HAHA, HILARIOUS SUPPLEMENT AD I JUST SAW IN FLEX!!!!!
Post by: tom joad on March 09, 2008, 03:54:46 PM
Yes, because it contains the latest ultra-ion exchanged, superfiltered, nano-isolated, dehydroxicated, anti-redundant, multiprotein layer-matrix (TM) transport system protein source!!!!!!

is it patented?  "patent pending" ain't good enough for me.
Title: Re: HAHA, HILARIOUS SUPPLEMENT AD I JUST SAW IN FLEX!!!!!
Post by: kyomu on March 09, 2008, 03:57:17 PM
Actualy You can sue this kind of company for their fraud(deceiving people by exggerating their products)cant you?
Title: Re: HAHA, HILARIOUS SUPPLEMENT AD I JUST SAW IN FLEX!!!!!
Post by: Camel Jockey on March 09, 2008, 04:05:13 PM
Actualy You can sue this kind of company for their fraud(deceiving people by exggerating their products)cant you?

You'd have to suffer some kind of damage..

You could say they were negligent towards your bodybuilding carreer.  ;D
Title: Re: HAHA, HILARIOUS SUPPLEMENT AD I JUST SAW IN FLEX!!!!!
Post by: kyomu on March 09, 2008, 04:08:58 PM
You'd have to suffer some kind of damage..

You could say they were negligent towards your bodybuilding carreer.  ;D
Hahaha. Actualy you try that pountage and get injured and you can earn some good money! ;D
Title: Re: HAHA, HILARIOUS SUPPLEMENT AD I JUST SAW IN FLEX!!!!!
Post by: Camel Jockey on March 09, 2008, 04:15:06 PM
Hahaha. Actualy you try that pountage and get injured and you can earn some good money! ;D

I don't think that would work.

I do think saying that they led you to be delusional and destroyed your life through a certain period of time has the potential to work. You could like say that I tried NOExplode for 2 years and I still look like shit, and it caused me great emotional distress to be mislead and waste 2 years of my life trying to look like the guy advertised or something. hahaha I'm no attorney but that sounds legit!
Title: Re: HAHA, HILARIOUS SUPPLEMENT AD I JUST SAW IN FLEX!!!!!
Post by: kyomu on March 09, 2008, 04:18:24 PM
I don't think that would work.

I do think saying that they led you to be delusional and destroyed your life through a certain period of time has the potential to work. You could like say that I tried NOExplode for 2 years and I still look like shit, and it caused me great emotional distress to be mislead and waste 2 years of my life trying to look like the guy advertised or something. hahaha I'm no attorney but that sounds legit!
Hahahahahahahahha! All depend on how much you pay to lawyers. Even Hide is only charged for viagra :o
Title: Re: HAHA, HILARIOUS SUPPLEMENT AD I JUST SAW IN FLEX!!!!!
Post by: Gym dude on March 09, 2008, 11:55:29 PM
I will have to keep that in mind as well each time train it will be my destiny light weight.
Title: Re: HAHA, HILARIOUS SUPPLEMENT AD I JUST SAW IN FLEX!!!!!
Post by: Meso_z on March 10, 2008, 03:59:36 AM
oh brother can't remember the company but it's one of those with the "diary" of the guys day.......

7am- out of bed and tear into my 1000 gram protein shake ;D

anyway his entry for when he's in the gym goes, "i load the bar on the incline bench with 5 45 pound plates per side and i lay down on the bench to realize my destiny and with each rep Mega Super Duper Califragilistic NO Explode makes me feel like my pecs are going to EXPLODE!!!!!" ;D

Was it Levrones diary? is he with bsn now?  ;D
Title: Re: HAHA, HILARIOUS SUPPLEMENT AD I JUST SAW IN FLEX!!!!!
Post by: natural al on March 10, 2008, 04:21:19 AM
oh brother can't remember the company but it's one of those with the "diary" of the guys day.......

7am- out of bed and tear into my 1000 gram protein shake ;D

anyway his entry for when he's in the gym goes, "i load the bar on the incline bench with 5 45 pound plates per side and i lay down on the bench to realize my destiny and with each rep Mega Super Duper Califragilistic NO Explode makes me feel like my pecs are going to EXPLODE!!!!!" ;D

I hope those 5 45 lbs plates a side are just his warm up.

pussy ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: HAHA, HILARIOUS SUPPLEMENT AD I JUST SAW IN FLEX!!!!!
Post by: RZA on March 10, 2008, 04:40:20 AM
Well, if you just had a "1000" gram protein shake and felt about 500 pounds of pressure on your chest, I guess you might be able to get one rep out of desperation just to get to the toilet and throw up the whole fuckin' thing.
Title: Re: HAHA, HILARIOUS SUPPLEMENT AD I JUST SAW IN FLEX!!!!!
Post by: E N A N T H A T O R on March 10, 2008, 06:53:12 AM
All lies as usual for those shitty mags.
Title: Re: HAHA, HILARIOUS SUPPLEMENT AD I JUST SAW IN FLEX!!!!!
Post by: bigtraps on March 10, 2008, 07:02:23 AM
i lay down on the bench to realize my destiny ...

I really love this type of statement, like your destiny in life is to lift weights, and lie about the weight???  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Title: Re: HAHA, HILARIOUS SUPPLEMENT AD I JUST SAW IN FLEX!!!!!
Post by: Stavios on March 10, 2008, 10:09:27 AM
doing cable crossovers while screaming. ;D

 ;D
Title: Re: HAHA, HILARIOUS SUPPLEMENT AD I JUST SAW IN FLEX!!!!!
Post by: medz zeppelin on March 10, 2008, 10:14:07 AM
Yes, because it contains the latest ultra-ion exchanged, superfiltered, nano-isolated, dehydroxicated, anti-redundant, multiprotein layer-matrix (TM) transport system protein source!!!!!!
and that only works with genetically advanced receptors