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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Luga74 on March 14, 2008, 06:48:25 PM
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Any word from the big man? How is his training going? How much has he lost thus far...... he's been awfully quiet, of late
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He is quiet because he has failed to keep up with his diet and workout routine. He would have lost over 100 lbs by now if he would have stayed on the right track. Too bad he is facing a dismal life with Diabetes, Heart Disease, Kidney Failure, clogged arteries. I tried to help him numerous times but I think the clinical depression he has is too strong at the moment.
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Keith is so fat, he shows up on radar.
Keith is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete!
Keith is so fat when he steps on the scale it says, "To be continued."
Keith is so fat, he has his own area code.
Keith is so fat NASA orbits satellites around him.
Keith is so big, he plays hopscotch like, "Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania. .."
Keith is so fat he has to wake up in sections.
Keith has so many double chins he looks like he is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.
Seriously though, Keith isn’t fat, he insists he’s just 4 feed too short.
One time Keith jumped into the gulf in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach.
Keith's so fat, when he broke his leg, gravy poured out!
Keith is so fat, they use his belt to measure the Earth's equator.
Keith is so fat, if someone would melt him down, they'd have enough oil to power Detroit for a month!
Keith is so fat, if he wore a GoodYear hat, he'd look like a blimp.
Keith is so fat he was baptized in Sea World.
Keith is so fat, he had his baby pictures taken by satellite.
Keith is so fat, people jog around him for exercise.
Keith is so fat when he steps on the scale it says, "No live stock please."
Keith's so fat he needs a VCR for a pager
Keith's so fat that his belly button makes an echo
Keith's so fat his cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard
Keith's so fat, on Halloween he says "Trick or Meatloaf!"
Keith's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to his GOOD side....
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Keith's so fat that his belly button makes an echo
This one is great!!! ;D
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Seems like a decent guy who knew a lot of people in the sport. Maybe he needs some work on his discipline and he's way overweight, but let's give him a break, allright. Maybe a little more encouragement than the constant ridicule.
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Seems like a decent guy who knew a lot of people in the sport. Maybe he needs some work on his discipline and he's way overweight, but let's give him a break, allright. Maybe a little more encouragement than the constant ridicule.
Then we can all skip merrily through the daffodils?
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Seems like a decent guy who knew a lot of people in the sport. Maybe he needs some work on his discipline and he's way overweight, but let's give him a break, allright. Maybe a little more encouragement than the constant ridicule.
Encouragement will get us nowhere. Lots of people have "encouraged" him, and he's still as fat as Jabba the Hut. He needs to be shamed into taking action.
His lack of willpower sickens me! >:(
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Encouragement will get us nowhere. Lots of people have "encouraged" him, and he's still as fat as Jabba the Hut. He needs to be shamed into taking action.
His lack of willpower sickens me! >:(
How about we have an intervention and send Palumbo to his house. No carbs for 6 months should straighten him out!
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How about we have an intervention and send Palumbo to his house. No carbs for 6 months should straighten him out!
Hmmmm... you may be onto something.
Keith, meet your new trainer:
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His lack of willpower sickens me! >:(
It could be a medical problem.
I saw on one of those Discovery Chanel fat people specials that one woman had a tumor growing on her pituitary glad that was causing her obesity.
I know it is a long shot............Hey, it is possible.
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Cue in the producers from the A&E show "INTERVENTION".