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Title: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Stark on March 15, 2008, 01:37:27 PM
You are NOT fucking Irish so stop pretending Paddy's day means anything to you, stop pretending you have any idea what
it means to be Irish if you haven't been here.
The Ireland you so desperately want to incorporate doesn't exist anymore.
You will never be Irish nor Scottish / English or god knows what else, you are Yanks... that's it.
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 15, 2008, 01:39:20 PM
You are NOT fucking Irish so stop pretending Paddy's day means anything to you, stop pretending you have any idea what
it means to be Irish if you haven't been here.
The Ireland you so desperately want to incorporate doesn't exist anymore.
You will never be Irish nor Scottish / English or god knows what else, you are Yanks... that's it.

Who gives a fuck.

I'm not Irish....thank God.
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Moosejay on March 15, 2008, 01:40:49 PM
Wish you were here...
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: technokc on March 15, 2008, 01:41:14 PM
Happy St. Patricks day to you too!  I'll be in your country in 13 weeks! ;)
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Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: SirTraps on March 15, 2008, 01:47:51 PM
Ive talked to some Irish guest workers, and they all talk like you-laugh at anyone in the US who thinks they are really Irish.  That may be true of a lot of people who are partially Irish in the US-probably 40-50 million people at least........but there are many pockets in the midwest and northeast where you see people who are 100% irish.

     Boston would be one area, a town i lived in had Irish immigrants that came over to build a canal in the early 2oth century-most of their descendants today are 100% irish, as the town is probably 99% irish catholic.

   People in Ireland are short little fuckers compared to the irish over here-must be nutritional differences. Irish genes vary a great deal for such a small number of people-a lot of dwarfs but ive seen some giants.
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: _bruce_ on March 15, 2008, 02:16:01 PM
Fuck St.Patricks day - shitty "nonconformist" students in Austria will waste them selves beyond time and space only because they think it's hip to be celebrating this shite.
Arses... all of them  8)
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Overload on March 15, 2008, 02:18:35 PM
Is MACELVANEY good enough for you... ;)

8)
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: JasonH on March 15, 2008, 02:19:23 PM
You are NOT fucking Irish so stop pretending Paddy's day means anything to you, stop pretending you have any idea what
it means to be Irish if you haven't been here.
The Ireland you so desperately want to incorporate doesn't exist anymore.
You will never be Irish nor Scottish / English or god knows what else, you are Yanks... that's it.

You're not Irish either so I dunno what the fuck you're on about.  ;)
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: sgt. d on March 15, 2008, 02:26:21 PM
I just took a shit in the middle of the floor.
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Gym dude on March 15, 2008, 03:04:17 PM
Same hear I am not as Irish as well thank god for that.
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: _bruce_ on March 15, 2008, 03:19:30 PM
I just took a shit in the middle of the floor.

At least one interesting post in this thread - tell us more!  ;D
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Stark on March 15, 2008, 03:20:44 PM
You're not Irish either so I dunno what the fuck you're on about.  ;)

But i'm not the one pretending I'm not what I am ::)
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: SirTraps on March 15, 2008, 03:25:05 PM
I just took a shit in the middle of the floor.
  Fat, bald Shawn with another quality post
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Thealmightyronald on March 15, 2008, 03:29:50 PM
fuck st.paddys day... it's almost as bad a valentines day
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: milfer on March 15, 2008, 03:49:33 PM
I'm from Florida why the fuck would i want anything to do with the Irish pale ass people or shitty weather, go eat some cornbeef and cabbage you Negro turned inside out
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Moosejay on March 15, 2008, 03:52:12 PM
I don't drink and generally nonplussed by alcoholics
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: CalvinH on March 15, 2008, 04:51:07 PM
A day when the irish celebrate an italian :D
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Benny B on March 15, 2008, 05:16:48 PM
You are NOT fucking Irish so stop pretending Paddy's day means anything to you, stop pretending you have any idea what
it means to be Irish if you haven't been here.
The Ireland you so desperately want to incorporate doesn't exist anymore.
You will never be Irish nor Scottish / English or god knows what else, you are Yanks... that's it.
Good stuff.

It's so annoying to hear every other American claiming Irish heritage when they've never even set fut in the country. They don't even hyphenate themselves as Irish-AMERICAN, just Irish. Give me a break.  ::)

I understand Dublin is becoming incredibly multi-ethnic, with immigrants from all over the world. Many "Irish Americans" I think would be shocked going to Dublin and recognizing it is not the lily white utopia of their imagination.
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: SirTraps on March 15, 2008, 05:34:17 PM
They havent filled their quota for 98 pound puerto rican bottom twinks yet Benny, you ought to apply.
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: chaos on March 15, 2008, 06:49:09 PM
You are NOT fucking Irish so stop pretending Paddy's day means anything to you, stop pretending you have any idea what
it means to be Irish if you haven't been here.
The Ireland you so desperately want to incorporate doesn't exist anymore.
You will never be Irish nor Scottish / English or god knows what else, you are Yanks... that's it.
Calm down potatofucker.
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Mike on March 15, 2008, 07:12:17 PM
But i'm not the one pretending I'm not what I am ::)

I'm Irish-American you stupid fuck, as is anyone who now lives in America.  My grandparents came from Limmerick and I still have family there.  Does that mean anything?  No.  Because I'm Irish-American now. 
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: chaos on March 15, 2008, 07:37:22 PM
I'm Irish-American you stupid fuck, as is anyone who now lives in America.  My grandparents came from Limmerick and I still have family there.  Does that mean anything?  No.  Because I'm Irish-American now. 
Easy tigress, it's just Stark.
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Deicide on March 15, 2008, 07:38:54 PM
You are NOT fucking Irish so stop pretending Paddy's day means anything to you, stop pretending you have any idea what
it means to be Irish if you haven't been here.
The Ireland you so desperately want to incorporate doesn't exist anymore.
You will never be Irish nor Scottish / English or god knows what else, you are Yanks... that's it.

Tapadh leat.
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: The Luke on March 15, 2008, 07:58:43 PM
"Tapadh leat"?

Is that Irish Deicide? Or are you just google-fu-ung everyone?


The Luke
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Deicide on March 15, 2008, 08:04:13 PM
"Tapadh leat"?

Is that Irish Deicide? Or are you just google-fu-ung everyone?


The Luke

It is Irish. I did Celtic Studies for about a semester and some of the phrases in Welsh and Irish stuck. A handful but that's it. It means thank you as far as I learnt. Aren't you Irish? I know more Welsh than Irish, which doesn't say a whole lot... :-\
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: The Luke on March 15, 2008, 08:13:34 PM
That's Welsh baby...

"Go raibh maith agat" is Irish for thank you... although it is pronounced "Guh-rev-moh-a-gut"


There are only about 5,000 fluent Irish speakers left world wide (I'm not one), it's essentially a dead language, and probably good riddance too... it's a brutally restrictive and ugly sounding language with horrendously diverse dialects (Irish speakers only 100 miles apart can't even converse with each other).

I shudder to think what you Americans get fed in your college courses.


The Luke
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: The Luke on March 15, 2008, 08:30:16 PM
Any American out there who's interested in Irish girls is welcome to them.

The only difference between an Irish girl and the proto-human Morlocks from the old HG Wells "Time Machine" movie is the colour.

Morlocks are blue. Now, thanks to fake tans, Irish girls are orange.


Most Irish guys go for the eastern Block girls.... sure they arrived in Ireland since 2001 but still dress like it's 1985, but hey, they all look like supermodels and fuck on the first date.



The Luke 
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on March 15, 2008, 08:31:36 PM
Any American out there who's interested in Irish girls is welcome to them.

The only difference between an Irish girl and the proto-human Morlocks from the old HG Wells "Time Machine" movie is the colour.

Morlocks are blue. Now, thanks to fake tans, Irish girls are orange.


Most Irish guys go for the eastern Block girls.... sure they arrived in Ireland since 2001 but still dress like it's 1985, but hey, they all look like supermodels and fuck on the first date.



The Luke 

Hey Puke, where's the video you promised of you DLing 405 for 15 reps? ::)

 :-\

...I'm a thirty-year-old live-at-home loser who works minimum wage jobs to fund his hobby of traipsing across the globe hunting for lost treasure troves and Sasquatch

The Luke
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: The Luke on March 15, 2008, 08:35:58 PM
Hey Puke, where's the video you promised of you DLing 405 for 15 reps? ::)

...don't misquote now Panda. I said I had managed 12 reps and was gonna try for 15, but would be happy with 13 (I've been working towards that for years).

Back on point, yeah... sorry. Just back from Malta and haven't gotten around to it yet. I'll try to get a suitable camcorder/cameraphone organised and put up that vid as soon as I my schedule allows.


The Luke
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Benny B on March 15, 2008, 08:43:43 PM
They havent filled their quota for 98 pound puerto rican bottom twinks yet Benny, you ought to apply.
However, they don't have room for inbred cow-tippin f@ggots like you. Uneducated American trailor trash does nothing for their booming economy.  ;)
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: chaos on March 15, 2008, 08:48:06 PM
However, they don't have room for inbred cow-tippin f@ggots like you. Uneducated American trailor trash does nothing for their booming economy.  ;)
Racist meltdown.
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Deicide on March 15, 2008, 08:48:33 PM
That's Welsh baby...

"Go raibh maith agat" is Irish for thank you... although it is pronounced "Guh-rev-moh-a-gut"


There are only about 5,000 fluent Irish speakers left world wide (I'm not one), it's essentially a dead language, and probably good riddance too... it's a brutally restrictive and ugly sounding language with horrendously diverse dialects (Irish speakers only 100 miles apart can't even converse with each other).

I shudder to think what you Americans get fed in your college courses.


The Luke

No, Welsh for thank you is: Diolch.

I am quite certain of the Welsh.

I did Celtic Studies in Germany, not the USA.
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Benny B on March 15, 2008, 08:53:24 PM
Racist meltdown.
Sorry I hit to close to home, sweetie.  :-*
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: chaos on March 15, 2008, 08:57:54 PM
Sorry I hit to close to home, sweetie.  :-*
That means "sirtraps" must have hit close to home for you, huh? :)
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Deicide on March 15, 2008, 08:57:54 PM
Any American out there who's interested in Irish girls is welcome to them.

The only difference between an Irish girl and the proto-human Morlocks from the old HG Wells "Time Machine" movie is the colour.

Morlocks are blue. Now, thanks to fake tans, Irish girls are orange.


Most Irish guys go for the eastern Block girls.... sure they arrived in Ireland since 2001 but still dress like it's 1985, but hey, they all look like supermodels and fuck on the first date.



The Luke 

Wow, you are one cynical bloke. Good stuff. ;)
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Epic_Monster on March 15, 2008, 09:02:01 PM
However, they don't have room for inbred cow-tippin f@ggots like you. Uneducated American trailor trash does nothing for their booming economy.  ;)

HAHAHHA ;D
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Deicide on March 15, 2008, 09:19:38 PM
HAHAHHA ;D

You are a metaboliser!
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Tapeworm on March 15, 2008, 09:21:11 PM
Oh b'jesus.  Dideleedee, potatoes t'be sure.  Kiss me.  I'm not an Evil Leprechaun.

Irish people are great.  They're wrapped tighter than a tourniquet.  At any moment they could just go "pop" and there'd be nothing left but a little green stain.
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on March 15, 2008, 09:25:29 PM
...don't misquote now Panda. I said I had managed 12 reps and was gonna try for 15, but would be happy with 13 (I've been working towards that for years).

Back on point, yeah... sorry. Just back from Malta and haven't gotten around to it yet. I'll try to get a suitable camcorder/cameraphone organised and put up that vid as soon as I my schedule allows.


The Luke

Hey, no prob man.  Just hoping you had a great time on your "big foot" expedition in "malta." :D
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Gym dude on March 15, 2008, 09:55:40 PM
Mum just told me dad was irish. Sorry about my post before.
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: LatsMcGee on March 15, 2008, 11:44:21 PM
You are NOT fucking Irish so stop pretending Paddy's day means anything to you, stop pretending you have any idea what
it means to be Irish if you haven't been here.
The Ireland you so desperately want to incorporate doesn't exist anymore.
You will never be Irish nor Scottish / English or god knows what else, you are Yanks... that's it.

Not even if my parents were boaters?
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: technokc on March 15, 2008, 11:52:26 PM
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. . . . too much talk not enough. . .

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Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Tombo on March 16, 2008, 12:06:16 AM
god thats what i can't wait for.. to get home and have a glass of liquid bread-flavoured dirt.
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: dj181 on March 16, 2008, 12:13:37 AM
hey stark!!! i'm german-austrian-french-anglo-saxon-american... do you like me mr. kraut????
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: technokc on March 16, 2008, 12:15:09 AM
god thats what i can't wait for.. to get home and have a glass of liquid bread-flavoured dirt.

what time zone are you in?  I just got home after drinking 13 of them bitches.  I love life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 :D :D

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Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Tapeworm on March 16, 2008, 02:32:54 AM
what time zone are you in?  I just got home after drinking 13 of them bitches.  I love life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 :D :D

You won't love it tomorrow with mudslide guts.  Don't trust any "farts" for the next 36 hrs.  hth
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Tombo on March 16, 2008, 06:03:25 AM
what time zone are you in?  I just got home after drinking 13 of them bitches.  I love life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 :D :D

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I'm in Sydney, and it might be a matter of opinion, but in terms of beer 'once you go black, you never go back' is something rarely said lol, Guiness ain't no aqquired taste, it's forced upon it's country lololol - don't take this personally.

p.s. that woman is a solid specimen!
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Stark on March 16, 2008, 06:10:48 AM
I'm Irish-American you stupid fuck, as is anyone who now lives in America.  My grandparents came from Limmerick and I still have family there.  Does that mean anything?  No.  Because I'm Irish-American now. 

Mike I tell it to you straight your NOT fucking Irish...got that? You are not American Irish you are American, your grandparent were Irish and that's it, you pretending to be anything but American is fucking pathetic and lame, you were born in America that makes you American, I'll bet you if your grandparents were from Iraq you couldn't protest more if I called you an Iraqi ::) It's just because you guys have no real history to speak of an desperately look for something that sets you apart from all the white trash around you.
Go get a shamrock tattoo ::) Go celebrate Paddy's day ::) Go pretend to love Ireland ::)
But it will not change the fact that you are as Irish as the Nigerians who move over here to rape the fucking system.

Oh and just to get the facts straight here, that utopia of an American Irish Pub kinda Ireland? It doesn't exist, I have lived in Ireland for the past 12 years and Dublin in particular is the most emigrant overrun dirty knacker invested city there is, its dirty loud and as far from the Ireland I remember 10 years ago as you can imagine, Limerick (also lovingly called Stab city) is even worse.

The Ireland you so desperately celebrate doesn't exist anymore.
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: JimmyThomson on March 16, 2008, 06:31:01 AM
The Southern Irish (thats the backward catholic ones from the south or Eire) are such a pityfull race of under achievers. Eternal victims of the world, short, dwarfist, ginger, uneducated and always with their tiny stubby little hands held out for more EU charity funding. The only other thing they were good at was raising American cash for weapons to blow up women and children in British northern Ireland.   At least the British protestants in the North are proper white anglo saxons.

I sometimes wonder if the dumb Americans who claim to be Irish actually realise that the Emerald Isle is actually two different countries occupied by two entirely seperate races.

For your education :   There is no country called Ireland. There is "The Republic of Ireland" which is a full member of the EU and is occupied by inbred catholic dwarfes and murderers who wear green clothes and top hats and say "to be shuure to be shuure " all day and there is "Northern Ireland" which is part of the glorious United Kingdom (thats Britain to the uneducated) which is full of normal white anglo saxon protestant British citizens.   

If your ancestors came from Northern Ireland you are of British decent and should celebrate the Queen's birthday. If your ancestors came from the Republic you really should keep quiet about it.




Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Pete Nice on March 16, 2008, 06:33:01 AM
I'm in Dublin right now for St. Patty's and all I have to say is, "Why the fuck is nothing going on?" Anyone who reads this...Chicago, St. Louis, and Boston all have better parades and festivals than this place, I just hope this is the calm before the storm (Monday). There arent even any signs up that say HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY...What the deal Stark?...BTW I dont have a lick of Irish in me 8)
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Stark on March 16, 2008, 06:50:53 AM
I'm in Dublin right now for St. Patty's and all I have to say is, "Why the fuck is nothing going on?" Anyone who reads this...Chicago, St. Louis, and Boston all have better parades and festivals than this place, I just hope this is the calm before the storm (Monday). There arent even any signs up that say HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY...What the deal Stark?...BTW I dont have a lick of Irish in me 8)

Hey bro, well it's typical, tomorrow there is the "big" parade ;) and later everybody gets pissed but you are right there is nothing special in the days before hand.
It's just basicly business as usual, but don't worry if you come to party than you will not be disapointed (at least i hope so)

Hey if you have time come to the Hercules and say hello.


Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Tre on March 16, 2008, 07:12:46 AM
You are NOT fucking Irish so stop pretending Paddy's day means anything to you, stop pretending you have any idea what
it means to be Irish if you haven't been here.
The Ireland you so desperately want to incorporate doesn't exist anymore.

"If you ain't Black, then you ain't Irish."
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Stark on March 16, 2008, 07:18:28 AM
"If you ain't Black, then you ain't Irish."

there is a twisted very twisted logic to that ;D
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Tapeworm on March 16, 2008, 07:22:54 AM
No there's not.  It doesn't make any sense at all.  ???
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Tre on March 16, 2008, 07:35:29 AM
there is a twisted very twisted logic to that ;D

;) 
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: The Luke on March 16, 2008, 07:39:23 AM
Oh and just to get the facts straight here, that utopia of an American Irish Pub kinda Ireland? It doesn't exist, I have lived in Ireland for the past 12 years and Dublin in particular is the most emigrant overrun dirty knacker invested city there is, its dirty loud and as far from the Ireland I remember 10 years ago as you can imagine, Limerick (also lovingly called Stab city) is even worse.

The Ireland you so desperately celebrate doesn't exist anymore.

...Bump for TRUTH!



The Luke
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: technokc on March 16, 2008, 08:54:33 AM


Oh and just to get the facts straight here, that utopia of an American Irish Pub kinda Ireland? It doesn't exist, I have lived in Ireland for the past 12 years and Dublin in particular is the most emigrant overrun dirty knacker invested city there is, its dirty loud and as far from the Ireland I remember 10 years ago as you can imagine, Limerick (also lovingly called Stab city) is even worse.

The Ireland you so desperately celebrate doesn't exist anymore.

So you telling me Stark that when I go there in June I'm not going to have a good time? :-\ :-\
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Option D on March 16, 2008, 10:42:19 AM
im part irish...my name is McLovin
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Rimbaud on March 16, 2008, 11:32:08 AM
You are NOT fucking Irish so stop pretending Paddy's day means anything to you, stop pretending you have any idea what
it means to be Irish if you haven't been here.
The Ireland you so desperately want to incorporate doesn't exist anymore.
You will never be Irish nor Scottish / English or god knows what else, you are Yanks... that's it.

Stick to the anti-steroid threads ok.  ;)

BTW - for what it's worth I'm half Irish...however, I won't be going out for St. Pstricks Day this year.
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Figo on March 16, 2008, 11:56:47 AM
Mike I tell it to you straight your NOT fucking Irish...got that? You are not American Irish you are American, your grandparent were Irish and that's it, you pretending to be anything but American is fucking pathetic and lame, you were born in America that makes you American, I'll bet you if your grandparents were from Iraq you couldn't protest more if I called you an Iraqi ::) It's just because you guys have no real history to speak of an desperately look for something that sets you apart from all the white trash around you.
Go get a shamrock tattoo ::) Go celebrate Paddy's day ::) Go pretend to love Ireland ::)
But it will not change the fact that you are as Irish as the Nigerians who move over here to rape the fucking system.

Oh and just to get the facts straight here, that utopia of an American Irish Pub kinda Ireland? It doesn't exist, I have lived in Ireland for the past 12 years and Dublin in particular is the most emigrant overrun dirty knacker invested city there is, its dirty loud and as far from the Ireland I remember 10 years ago as you can imagine, Limerick (also lovingly called Stab city) is even worse.

The Ireland you so desperately celebrate doesn't exist anymore.

Do you wish you were Irish?
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: JimmyThomson on March 16, 2008, 01:17:56 PM
A lot of what you have said is wrong. Being from NI entitles you to choose between Irish or British citizenship. You can choose to have an Irish or British passport. In the NI census you can state your nationality as Irish, British, Northern Irish etc. True though, NI is indirectly ruled by England. On your entirely separate races point and the racist generalisations you made, I'm assuming you're joking, because that's plain ignorant  ;)

Typically NI Catholics with family roots in the Republic of Ireland are seen as hardworking. On the other hand, Protestants in NI are commonly seen as lazy.This is because of the persecution NI Catholics endured, they had to work way harder to get any sort of job in NI. Protestants had jobs and a good education handed to them for years. They didn't have to work for anything. Unfortunately this mentality has endured to today, resulting in Catholic areas flourishing in NI, whilst Protestant areas remain stagnant. Quite a simplistic summary, but in many cases true nonetheless

A lot of what you say is true however most uneducated americans think the whole island is one country and is "ruled" by the nasty England. Lets be clear here, Northern Ireland is a country just like England, Scotland and Wales. The four countries make up the United Kingdom. All decisions which govern the four countries are made in Westminster. MP's from all 4 countries sit and vote in the House of Commons on  matters affecting the UK. England rules NOTHING!!!! The Prime minister is Scottish, the Chancellor is Scottish and we have our own Scottish Government controlled by the Scottish National Party.   The only country within the Union which has no independant Government is England ! And the English make the Irish republicans look clever and beautiful  ;D  Just look at that typical English family of missfits in the Shannon Mattews case, inbreeding is the family sport obviously.




Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Fatpanda on March 16, 2008, 02:18:53 PM
Is MACELVANEY good enough for you... ;)

8)

no it's not, thats scottish you dumb irish mick  :D
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Ursus on March 16, 2008, 05:37:52 PM
I am irish. born and live in ireland. Parents irish grandparents irish.

if i moved to usa had children i would call myself irish and my children would be irish american. Lots of our ancestors moved to usa years agao and its a shame to not be allowed to celebrate and embrace their culture.

however some people take it too fucking far. their great grandfather was irish etc

Ireland is not a country, its an island. everyone born on ireland is irish...saying this to protestants pisses them off lol

its too awkward to go into the whole northern ireland crap. direct rule etc. tho if it comes up i will
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Bast000 on March 16, 2008, 05:39:25 PM
what the hell did St. Patrick supposedly do anyway?
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Ursus on March 16, 2008, 05:41:12 PM
lol

google it. snakes from ireland...read it see if u understand it
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Stark on March 17, 2008, 12:56:04 AM
I am irish. born and live in ireland. Parents irish grandparents irish.

if i moved to usa had children i would call myself irish and my children would be irish american. Lots of our ancestors moved to usa years agao and its a shame to not be allowed to celebrate and embrace their culture.

however some people take it too fucking far. their great grandfather was irish etc

Ireland is not a country, its an island. everyone born on ireland is irish...saying this to protestants pisses them off lol

its too awkward to go into the whole northern ireland crap. direct rule etc. tho if it comes up i will

You are obviously Irish.

And Ireland IS a Country (lol) It doesn't matter that is is an island ;)
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Purple Aki on March 17, 2008, 02:26:22 AM
A lot of what you say is true however most uneducated americans think the whole island is one country and is "ruled" by the nasty England. Lets be clear here, Northern Ireland is a country just like England, Scotland and Wales. The four countries make up the United Kingdom. All decisions which govern the four countries are made in Westminster. MP's from all 4 countries sit and vote in the House of Commons on  matters affecting the UK. England rules NOTHING!!!! The Prime minister is Scottish, the Chancellor is Scottish and we have our own Scottish Government controlled by the Scottish National Party.   The only country within the Union which has no independant Government is England ! And the English make the Irish republicans look clever and beautiful  ;D  Just look at that typical English family of missfits in the Shannon Mattews case, inbreeding is the family sport obviously.






It seems that the farther north you go in this scepter'd isle, the uglier the locals become, eh, Jock?

Northern England, Scotland and Wales is full of pig-eyed savages - not too dissimilar to the Ireland, really.
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: JimmyThomson on March 17, 2008, 05:40:58 AM
It seems that the farther north you go in this scepter'd isle, the uglier the locals become, eh, Jock?

Northern England, Scotland and Wales is full of pig-eyed savages - not too dissimilar to the Ireland, really.


You must be a thick English/IndiPacki c unt. Since when was Wales up North ?


Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: medz zeppelin on March 17, 2008, 05:53:20 AM
fark you Starky me lad.........me grandpa's name was Paddy O'Furniture.......he died of appendicitis .......when they found him he was dublin over in pain
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: chainsaw on March 17, 2008, 06:06:34 AM
You are NOT fucking Irish so stop pretending Paddy's day means anything to you, stop pretending you have any idea what
it means to be Irish if you haven't been here.
The Ireland you so desperately want to incorporate doesn't exist anymore.
You will never be Irish nor Scottish / English or god knows what else, you are Yanks... that's it.

Live it up, because its the only day us Yanks will let you have, cause every other day in the year is America's day.  Why?  Because we rule the world, the worlds economy and everything else.  The little bit of ownership you think you have, is because America lets you think that.  So take you're St pattys day "the gayest day of the year", and enjoy it.

Happy St. Patricks day!
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Moosejay on March 17, 2008, 06:21:02 AM
alcoholics
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Purple Aki on March 17, 2008, 06:27:41 AM
You must be a thick English/IndiPacki c unt. Since when was Wales up North ?




Look here, porridge wog, I'm well aware that Wales is not up North, but due to their ugliness and general idle disposition I lump them in with your lot and the other Northern types.
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Thin Lizzy on March 17, 2008, 07:26:48 AM
I've found that people with too much "ethnic pride" don't have anything else to be proud of.
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Tapeworm on March 17, 2008, 07:56:08 AM
I've found that people with too much "ethnic pride" don't have anything else to be proud of.

It'll get me a busted nose someday, but I'm going to use that!
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: CalvinH on March 17, 2008, 09:12:01 AM
I'm gonna wait till about midnight then I'm gonna roll some dumb drunk irish :)
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: tonymctones on March 17, 2008, 09:19:42 AM
who gives a shit its an excuse to drink and thats all, get the fuk over it. From your lower case god i assume your not religious but you probably get christmas off and I dont hear you bitching ::)
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: CalvinH on March 17, 2008, 09:21:47 AM
who gives a shit its an excuse to drink and thats all, get the fuk over it. From your lower case god i assume your not religious but you probably get christmas off and I dont hear you bitching ::)



Meltdown ;D

...and by the way,great avatar :o
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: dj181 on March 17, 2008, 10:52:34 AM
alcoholics
well i've met plenty of irish, english, and scottish lads here in krakow, and i gotta say that the scots are the heaviest boozers... i shit you not :o
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: tonymctones on March 17, 2008, 10:53:45 AM


Meltdown ;D

...and by the way,great avatar :o
lol just pointing out the facts to the man

and go to my profile you can see the full sized pic :o
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on March 17, 2008, 12:31:23 PM
f off ye wee tit!
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Purple Aki on March 17, 2008, 02:21:21 PM
why dont you return to your desert then haji? and when you get there ask mohammed why he had sex with a 9 year old, stole his sons wife, had more wives than allah allowed muslims to have, and spread islam by the sword while treating women like animals. ::)

There really wasn't any need for that, was there, "Fatpanda"?

I make a few well observed and intelligent anthropological observations and you start with the hate-filled islamaphobic comments. Well, you're going on the jihad list, cockbreath!
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Camel Jockey on March 17, 2008, 02:33:39 PM
Is one supposed to drink dark beer today? Is this a lesson in cultural diversity?
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Overload on March 17, 2008, 02:42:59 PM
no it's not, thats scottish you dumb irish mick  :D

Glad someone caught that... ;)

Scottish is much better...

8)
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Ursus on March 17, 2008, 03:24:14 PM
You are obviously Irish.

And Ireland IS a Country (lol) It doesn't matter that is is an island ;)

great britain is an island though not a country. the island of ireland consists of 2 countries.

twat
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Ursus on March 17, 2008, 03:26:52 PM
to whoever sed ppl who take so so much pride almost over the top pride in their ethnicity dont have much to be proud of.

fantastic point. these people are sheep. just like to follow. pride is ok but belonging is not the be all and end all
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Meltdown on March 17, 2008, 03:29:14 PM
The Irish love a stand up fight, you gotta love that. ;D
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Ursus on March 17, 2008, 03:54:38 PM
ha ha not these days in belfast.

i done the door in a very poor working class area. fucking murder lol stabbing people getting bottled beat up jumped everythings. was nuts lol plus the shootings and all.

im only 21 tho it seems people my age now dont wanna fight one on one they are all too happy to pull a knife and stab. ridiculous
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Meltdown on March 17, 2008, 04:13:43 PM
That's because the weak fukin dogs can't fight.They need weapons the Weak Fuks.
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Ursus on March 17, 2008, 04:30:18 PM
these people arent hard men or known fighters. in groups they are hard. the thing is they are just nuts and wont think twice about bottling or stabbing you at all. thats what makes them dangerous.
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: dj181 on March 17, 2008, 04:56:35 PM
these people arent hard men or known fighters. in groups they are hard. the thing is they are just nuts and wont think twice about bottling or stabbing you at all. thats what makes them dangerous.
is "bottling" the same thing as a glascow kiss? i'm guessing it probably is...
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Ursus on March 17, 2008, 05:09:38 PM
yea.

on my first night on the door it was quiet all night. bunged. i was standing outside waiting for teh night to end last few stragglers to leave. the crowd always gathered outside the club tho at the end for a good half hour before evryone went to where they were headed. 300 people outside.

all of a sudden i seen a girl run up the short ramp to the front door. i never knew what to think. there were 3 or 4 people withing 2 m of me and i was getting ready to see what was happening. then from behind her back she pulled out a glass. and the fella was about a meter infront of me. rammed it right into his face. the sound was nuts. his face a mess.

this was her boyfriend.

that lesson i learnt on day 1 was that the night is never over until the fron t door are locked and i am sitting inside the lounge with my wages in and
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: dj181 on March 17, 2008, 05:23:55 PM
Damn!!! so you're tell me that chicks do this as well??? Fuck i better be careful when i meet some of these irish and scottish lasses in krakow :o
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Kegdrainer on March 17, 2008, 08:36:22 PM
why would anyone pretend to be irish?

The holiday is an excuse to make more jell-o shots, and to laugh at people that think they can drink because one of their grandparents is irish.   While most american "irish" can't even tell you the difference between jameson and tullamore dew...

This is the biggest night for date-rape in america boys....get it while it's drunk.   :-\

Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Purple Aki on March 18, 2008, 09:30:04 AM
What's the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?


On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish!!!!!!

(Stolen from another forum)
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Fatpanda on March 18, 2008, 01:55:47 PM
is "bottling" the same thing as a glascow kiss? i'm guessing it probably is...
no the glasgow kiss is a headbutt, a bottling is getting a bottle smashed over your head, i've had both and prefered getting bottled. thankfully i didn't cut me, shattered on impact. 8) funnily enough it was a guy from northern ireland that done it to me ;D . i'm from glasgow. i gave him a glasgow kiss first though ;)
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: dj181 on March 18, 2008, 02:17:19 PM
no the glasgow kiss is a headbutt, a bottling is getting a bottle smashed over your head, i've had both and prefered getting bottled. thankfully i didn't cut me, shattered on impact. 8) funnily enough it was a guy from northern ireland that done it to me ;D . i'm from glasgow. i gave him a glasgow kiss first though ;)
so, is it true that scottish and irish lasses also participate in these particular pastimes as well?
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Stark on March 18, 2008, 02:39:46 PM
What's the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?


On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish!!!!!!

(Stolen from another forum)

hahaha lol :D
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: Fatpanda on March 18, 2008, 03:06:22 PM
so, is it true that scottish and irish lasses also participate in these particular pastimes as well?

depends what you do to them. :o
Title: Re: All you Yanks who think u're Irish? I've got news for you...
Post by: dj181 on March 18, 2008, 03:18:01 PM
depends what you do to them. :o
or maybe what you don't do to them 8)