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Title: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: Moosejay on March 21, 2008, 03:30:00 PM
Here is what happened, in a nutshell:

I walked to the store next door to my office....noted a 20 year old Mercedes  parked across 4 spaces...including blocking the only handicapped space.

Now, I have many patients who legitimately need and use handicapped stickers...and often, they can't find spaces because of assholes like the Mercedes guy taking them illegally.

So, I usually mind my own business and don't seek conflict. I can say I am often very diplomatic, as well.

But in this case, I approached this guy (he was the only one in the store) and asked him if his was the car in qwuestion.

It was, naturally, and he immediately got defensive, and told me to "Mind my own business".

Well, I told him it was my business, and mentioned my next door practice, my patients who suffer because of actions like his, blah blah blah.

Then, he called me a stupid asshole and walked out.

I followed him, and told him I was calling the cops on him (which I wasn't gonna really do).

Then he checked himself. I told him that he was a fat fuck (he looked to be 25 years old and about 275 pounds), that he should park his car far away to burn calories, and basically that nothing about him hinted of any redeeming qualities.

Anyway...this was out of character for me, to say anything out loud...but this handicapped bs really gets my goat.

Anyone here...how would have you handled it? Thoughts on this?   
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: The Freakshow on March 21, 2008, 03:32:58 PM
Here is what happened, in a nutshell:

I walked to the store next door to my office....noted a 20 year old Mercedes  parked across 4 spaces...including blocking the only handicapped space.

Now, I have many patients who legitimately need and use handicapped stickers...and often, they can't find spaces because of assholes like the Mercedes guy taking them illegally.

So, I usually mind my own business and don't seek conflict. I can say I am often very diplomatic, as well.

But in this case, I approached this guy (he was the only one in the store) and asked him if his was the car in qwuestion.

It was, naturally, and he immediately got defensive, and told me to "Mind my own business".

Well, I told him it was my business, and mentioned my next door practice, my patients who suffer because of actions like his, blah blah blah.

Then, he called me a stupid asshole and walked out.

I followed him, and told him I was calling the cops on him (which I wasn't gonna really do).

Then he checked himself. I told him that he was a fat fuck (he looked to be 25 years old and about 275 pounds), that he should park his car far away to burn calories, and basically that nothing about him hinted of any redeeming qualities.

Anyway...this was out of character for me, to say anything out loud...but this handicapped bs really gets my goat.

Anyone here...how would have you handled it? Thoughts on this?   

You were absolutely right! You should have told him, "Can you imagine if I had just trained legs real heavy and had to park all the way on the other side of the parking lot because you took my handicapped space?" "Don't mess with me. I'll call Hyomu and he will break bottle over your head. He crazy!"! ;)
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: Moosejay on March 21, 2008, 03:38:09 PM
Who is Hyomu?
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: emn1964 on March 21, 2008, 03:43:22 PM
Wow, you gave him quite the tongue lashing there.  You sure are a tough guy.  Wouldn't want to cross you up that's for sure.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: Man of Steel on March 21, 2008, 03:47:06 PM
I woulda stopped and laughed at the cripples comin outta your office.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: burn2live on March 21, 2008, 03:50:57 PM
Here is what happened, in a nutshell:

I walked to the store next door to my office....noted a 20 year old Mercedes  parked across 4 spaces...including blocking the only handicapped space.

Now, I have many patients who legitimately need and use handicapped stickers...and often, they can't find spaces because of assholes like the Mercedes guy taking them illegally.

So, I usually mind my own business and don't seek conflict. I can say I am often very diplomatic, as well.

But in this case, I approached this guy (he was the only one in the store) and asked him if his was the car in qwuestion.

It was, naturally, and he immediately got defensive, and told me to "Mind my own business".

Well, I told him it was my business, and mentioned my next door practice, my patients who suffer because of actions like his, blah blah blah.

Then, he called me a stupid asshole and walked out.

I followed him, and told him I was calling the cops on him (which I wasn't gonna really do).

Then he checked himself. I told him that he was a fat fuck (he looked to be 25 years old and about 275 pounds), that he should park his car far away to burn calories, and basically that nothing about him hinted of any redeeming qualities.

Anyway...this was out of character for me, to say anything out loud...but this handicapped bs really gets my goat.

Anyone here...how would have you handled it? Thoughts on this?   

You should have thrown in a free diet plan as well
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: Pollux on March 21, 2008, 03:51:11 PM
I would've told him, 'I'm Moosejay from Getbig! Move it or lose it!'  :D
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: Moosejay on March 21, 2008, 03:51:18 PM
Wow, you gave him quite the tongue lashing there.  You sure are a tough guy.  Wouldn't want to cross you up that's for sure.

I am not a tough guy. I don't even own one tool, and I only know how to drive automatic transmission, and I don't drink beer or alcohol, emn1964.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: Moosejay on March 21, 2008, 03:52:17 PM
I would've told him, 'I'm Moosejay from Getbig! Move it or lose it!'  :D

Hell, I hate when you think of the best things to say AFTER the loggerheads!
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: _bruce_ on March 21, 2008, 03:52:59 PM
You did right, but don't waste so many words.
"This is my business - other people need that spot - piss off" seems sufficient.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: Moosejay on March 21, 2008, 03:53:43 PM
You are right. In retrospect, I should have said less.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: mikediesel on March 21, 2008, 03:55:48 PM
Were you wearing your tapout shirt, tough guy?
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: Big_Tymer on March 21, 2008, 03:56:39 PM
just do what i do, and key cars that are parked in handicap places w/o the correct sticker
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: Moosejay on March 21, 2008, 03:57:31 PM
I am not a toughguy, "Diesel", I have never had a fight or hit anyone, I am old, and I don't know what "Tapout" is.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: ozman on March 21, 2008, 03:58:56 PM
You did right, but don't waste so many words.
"This is my business - other people need that spot - piss off" seems sufficient.

nuff said
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: The Freakshow on March 21, 2008, 03:59:12 PM
Who is Hyomu?

I introduce you to Hyomu, the gun wielding Ninja from GetBig :o

OK,I think you will never ever win against me on the street.
I can kill you easily with a bar or broken bottle or hammer or even gun during you are doing cool like action movie star and try to use your physic to impress some chics or something.
Even if i am way smaller than you. I can beat this type of no brain guy in the war or street fight. Easily.
Real street fighter fear for small guys more than big guys. Big guy has tendency of having  confidence in his physic. So they usualy dont carry any weapon. But small guys are dangerous. They carry weapons due to their physical weakness.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: Moosejay on March 21, 2008, 03:59:33 PM
just do what i do, and key cars that are parked in handicap places w/o the correct sticker

I swear I'd like to do that.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: mikediesel on March 21, 2008, 04:00:02 PM
I am not a toughguy, "Diesel", I have never had a fight or hit anyone, I am old, and I don't know what "Tapout" is.

TAPOUT induced Meltdown!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: Moosejay on March 21, 2008, 04:00:48 PM
I introduce you to Hyomu, the gun wielding Ninja from GetBig :o


Maybe a Taser or pepper spray will handle the Hyomus of the world....
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: mikediesel on March 21, 2008, 04:01:29 PM
Maybe a Taser or pepper spray will handle the Hyomus of the world....

The Melting continues....   ::)  oh brother
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: Moosejay on March 21, 2008, 04:02:10 PM
What does a meltdown involve? I don't understand, Mike.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: mikediesel on March 21, 2008, 04:03:51 PM
What does a meltdown involve? I don't understand, Mike.

Make a new thread asking what a meltdown involves, but please dont beat me up tough guy! I swear i didnt park in a handicap space  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

And i promise not to make fun of your tapout attire
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: Moosejay on March 21, 2008, 04:08:52 PM
Why are you my foe?
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: emn1964 on March 21, 2008, 04:10:10 PM
Why are you my foe?

Oh boy Mike, you did it now.  Here comes the tongue lashing.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: mikediesel on March 21, 2008, 04:10:24 PM
Why are you my foe?

Meltdown of epic proportions
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: Moosejay on March 21, 2008, 04:15:27 PM
Work on your anger, young Michael :)
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: mikediesel on March 21, 2008, 04:17:52 PM
Work on your anger, young Michael :)

"I told him that he was a fat fuck (he looked to be 25 years old and about 275 pounds), that he should park his car far away to burn calories, and basically that nothing about him hinted of any redeeming qualities."

 ::) I'm the one with anger???? Ok "Moosejay"
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: emn1964 on March 21, 2008, 04:23:37 PM
I warned you Mike.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: War-Horse on March 21, 2008, 04:29:58 PM
Good job Moose.  I was in vegas  couple months ago sitting in my truck (Eating some fast food) and i see this clunker car pull into the handi space 2 spots over.  So im waiting for em to hang the tag on their mirror....nothing.  Some fat mexican gal gets out and i say "You cant park There"   She says "Fvck You"   Well her fatass boyfriend rolls outa his seat and says wazzup Honey?"

She says this this guys harrasin me...... :o   This guy has tattoos and greased back hair and shit.
Im laughin when i get out to meet him halfway and im still holding my burgerking burger and chewing a mouthful.......and i say " You cant park there you dumfuck"    He gets a closer look at me and asks how much i bench???? ???

I said "More than you, move your fuckin car"    He heads back to the car and his bitch is quiet as hell.....

True story.... ;D
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 21, 2008, 04:31:24 PM
Anyone here...how would have you handled it? Thoughts on this?   


I would have minded my own business.


Two points:   1) Have you seen the number of handicap sticker holders who aren't really handicapped?  Some doc gets them one just because they're fat or old or a buddy of theirs or whatever.  IMO Handicap stickers should be restricted to wheelchair people and those with broken legs only.

2) In most places, the government requires far more handicap spaces than are ever used.  Now if there was only one where you say, then that's an exception that probably should have not been parked in, but most of the time there's like 15 handicap spaces in a lot that only has 100 total spaces to begin with.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: mikediesel on March 21, 2008, 04:41:22 PM
I warned you Mike.

I should have listen to you the first time emn, i think "Moose" is going to track my IP down and beat me up.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: mikediesel on March 21, 2008, 04:43:09 PM
I warned you Mike.

Now Moose's musclebear is sending me threats through PM's!

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Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: emn1964 on March 21, 2008, 04:53:21 PM
Now Moose's musclebear is sending me threats through PM's!

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shutup #### done say anything about moosejay


LMAO!!!!  What a couple of queens.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: The Squadfather on March 21, 2008, 04:55:15 PM
Now Moose's musclebear is sending me threats through PM's!

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shutup #### done say anything about moosejay

hahahhaa, sounds like his boyfriend is quite the protective one.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: mikediesel on March 21, 2008, 05:02:37 PM
hahahhaa, sounds like his boyfriend is quite the protective one.

Squadfather are you saying that JTsunami and moose like to video tape two young boys fukking in a smoke filled room as they stroke each other?
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: The Squadfather on March 21, 2008, 05:03:59 PM
Squadfather are you saying that JTsunami and moose like to video tape two young boys fukking in a smoke filled room as they stroke each other?
correct but instead of stroking each other they fucck.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: Army of One on March 21, 2008, 05:04:28 PM
This thread is gayer than a "Boys Gone wild" Video filmed in San Francisco during Spring Break.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: mikediesel on March 21, 2008, 05:09:06 PM
This thread is gayer than a "Boys Gone wild" Video filmed in San Francisco during Spring Break.


Gayer than apricot scented body wash
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: The Squadfather on March 21, 2008, 05:10:18 PM
gayer than asking your wife for permission to go out with the guys.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: mikediesel on March 21, 2008, 05:12:07 PM
Gayer than a guy saying "we're pregnant"
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: Army of One on March 21, 2008, 05:12:49 PM

Gayer than apricot scented body wash

Gayer then Vince Goodrum wearing a pink dog collar, laying on a rainbow colored waterbed and spooning queen vissy while watching George Michael making a guest appearance in an Elton john Concert to duet on YMCA.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: mikediesel on March 21, 2008, 05:14:05 PM
Gayer than a "Man" who babysits at home while the girls have a "night out"
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: The Squadfather on March 21, 2008, 05:15:34 PM
Gayer than a "Man" who babysits at home while the girls have a "night out"
gayer than the man allowing the "girls night out" to be at his house and then offering the male stripper some tea and cake.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: Army of One on March 21, 2008, 05:20:24 PM
gayer than the man allowing the "girls night out" to be at his house and then offering the male stripper some tea and cake.

Gayer than he man allowing the woman to even consider leaving the kitchen at all.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: JohnnyVegas on March 21, 2008, 05:20:59 PM
NEVER confront UNLESS you are ready to duke it out-if you don't mind fighting or going to court, then confront.

My problem is I usually get charged by the police for fighting-NO MATTER WHO STARTED THE SHIT! Had to go thru a full blown trial last time something like this happened, and it dragged out 16 months.

NOW, what to do then??? I would have called 911 (seriously) and said send a cop asap. In CA that is a $402 ticket.

That is way better than kicking the guys ass IMHO!  ::)
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: technokc on March 21, 2008, 05:21:21 PM
gayer than making "gayer than jokes" in this thread instead of looking at the Mercedes Khani thread. ;D
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: mikediesel on March 21, 2008, 05:22:47 PM
gayer than making "gayer than jokes" in this thread instead of looking at the Mercedes Khani thread. ;D

Is there something "technokc"?
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: The Squadfather on March 21, 2008, 05:23:34 PM
NEVER confront UNLESS you are ready to duke it out-if you don't mind fighting or going to court, then confront.

My problem is I usually get charged by the police for fighting-NO MATTER WHO STARTED THE SHIT! Had to go thru a full blown trial last time something like this happened, and it dragged out 16 months.

NOW, what to do then??? I would have called 911 (seriously) and said send a cop asap. In CA that is a $402 ticket.

That is way better than kicking the guys ass IMHO!  ::)
bullshit.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: JohnnyVegas on March 21, 2008, 05:29:08 PM
bullshit.

What part do you not believe????

The court or the cost of a handicap parking ticket??  ::)

Funny thing is you said the exact same thing about that pizza video fight....
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: technokc on March 21, 2008, 05:29:19 PM
Is there something "technokc"?

Yes Mikediesel there is something.
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: mikediesel on March 21, 2008, 05:31:09 PM
Yes Mikediesel there is something.

Go tell your boyfriend, i bet he's really interested  ;)
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: HTexan on March 21, 2008, 05:33:26 PM
you did a good thing. But how can a man not own any tools? WTF ???
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: 240 is Back on March 21, 2008, 05:54:27 PM
next time, snap a cell pic of the douche and share with getbig!
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: mikediesel on March 21, 2008, 05:56:02 PM
next time, snap a cell pic of the douche and share with getbig!

Share what? Moose acting like a tough guy while wearing his tapout gear  ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: 240 is Back on March 21, 2008, 05:59:18 PM
Share what? Moose acting like a tough guy while wearing his tapout gear  ??? ??? ???

had he snapped a pic of the car (with license plate) then the guy, getbig's detectives would have been able to piece together the guy's life in about 2 hours.  people who park in handicap spots are really selfish and rude. 
Title: Re: I took down a handicapped parking violator...
Post by: Gym dude on March 21, 2008, 09:43:02 PM
Brutal epic Meltdown big time.