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Title: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 03, 2008, 06:58:31 AM
Not sure what it is but I have been smelling more stinky women at the gym than I ever have.  There was this one girl, okay looking, dressed in the typical Yoga getup and she just had the worlds worst body odor.  She smelled like a sweaty construction worker.  Then just yesterday I'm on the treadmill and this gal next to me had the worst body odor, more like a vagninal order and every now and then she'd let a stanky fart go and I know it was her because the smell came from her direction.

It's just like the squad says.  You can see the hottest girl in the world, but once you get a whiff of ass and vag you realize she's just like every other women out there.
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: No Patience on April 03, 2008, 07:02:16 AM
Not sure what it is but I have been smelling more stinky women at the gym than I ever have.  There was this one girl, okay looking, dressed in the typical Yoga getup and she just had the worlds worst body order.  She smelled like a sweaty construction worker.  Then just yesterday I'm on the treadmill and this gal next to me had the worst body order, more like a vagninal order and every now and then she'd let a stanky fart go and I know it was her because the smell came from her direction.

It's just like the squad says.  You can see the hottest girl in the world, but once you get a whiff of ass and vag you realize she's just like every other women out there.

yeah man....there is nothing worse than a smelly woman....it is so much worse than a guy...and it seems like women have this idea that they can just fart wherever and
get away with it....the cardio area is always full of women with the worst gas ever
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: _bruce_ on April 03, 2008, 07:08:45 AM
True about the farting - at university the ladies always have a gas-blast during lecture... trying to annihilate the last true man  8)
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: m8 on April 03, 2008, 07:10:37 AM
Females are much more nasty than men.
They just cover it well, at least most try.
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: Tapeworm on April 03, 2008, 07:20:34 AM
Most women have their periods around the same time, in cycle with the moon.  I can always smell a woman when there's a mouse in the house.
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: SGT BARNES on April 03, 2008, 07:21:54 AM
Not sure what it is but I have been smelling more stinky women at the gym than I ever have.  There was this one girl, okay looking, dressed in the typical Yoga getup and she just had the worlds worst body order.  She smelled like a sweaty construction worker.  Then just yesterday I'm on the treadmill and this gal next to me had the worst body order, more like a vagninal order and every now and then she'd let a stanky fart go and I know it was her because the smell came from her direction.

It's just like the squad says.  You can see the hottest girl in the world, but once you get a whiff of ass and vag you realize she's just like every other women out there.

you know what a construction worker smells like.....fag
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: No Patience on April 03, 2008, 07:23:26 AM
Most women have their periods around the same time, in cycle with the moon.  I can always smell a woman when there's a mouse in the house.

hahahahaha

i used to tell guys at my old job that when riding in an elevator with women i could smell if they had a rag on....they didn't believe me
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: m8 on April 03, 2008, 07:24:24 AM
Their lack of terminal hairs make them smell like shit.
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: Mars on April 03, 2008, 07:30:20 AM
if there was a god he wouldnt have let his women smell and shit.
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: Tapeworm on April 03, 2008, 07:31:34 AM
hahahahaha

i used to tell guys at my old job that when riding in an elevator with women i could smell if they had a rag on....they didn't believe me

Right on.  Seems like not all guys can smell it, and maybe not all women smell, but I've confirmed it with girlfriends.  Maybe I'll start asking any woman I can smell.  :D
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: Mars on April 03, 2008, 07:32:25 AM
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: Petrucci on April 03, 2008, 07:34:36 AM
if there was a god he wouldnt have let his women smell and shit.

HAHAHAA..... good argument!
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: 240 is Back on April 03, 2008, 07:35:37 AM
If you suddenly use mucinex or zyrtec, you maay discover your nose works better.

this will result in you smelling all sorts of new things, including females with funky undercarriages.
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: Tapeworm on April 03, 2008, 07:38:14 AM
...or maybe just sniff at the air with a look of disgust, then turn and stare at them.  :)

I know I should use my powers for good instead of evil, but it's so fuckin hard.
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: The Biggest User on April 03, 2008, 07:51:24 AM
to play devils advocate...


you're there to workout, who cares what they smell like. Complain about it if your on a date.
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: gordiano on April 03, 2008, 08:28:02 AM
you know what a construction worker smells like.....fag

LOL!
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: XXXII/LX on April 03, 2008, 08:43:27 AM
Not sure what it is but I have been smelling more stinky women at the gym than I ever have.  There was this one girl, okay looking, dressed in the typical Yoga getup and she just had the worlds worst body order.  She smelled like a sweaty construction worker.  Then just yesterday I'm on the treadmill and this gal next to me had the worst body order, more like a vagninal order and every now and then she'd let a stanky fart go and I know it was her because the smell came from her direction.

It's just like the squad says.  You can see the hottest girl in the world, but once you get a whiff of ass and vag you realize she's just like every other women out there.

WTF, over. ODOR!
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: ripitupbaby on April 03, 2008, 08:45:08 AM
WTF, over. ODOR!


lol  ;D

Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: The Squadfather on April 03, 2008, 08:48:30 AM
for the record when i comment on vaginal odor i'm not saying it's a bad thing but every woman has it to a certain extent, some worse than others but they all have it, especially doggy style.
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: The Biggest User on April 03, 2008, 09:19:33 AM
I'd love to know what happens to a girls pussy after age 17. I remember eating that shit right after school no problem. Now if women break stride they stink. Wash up bitches!
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: The Squadfather on April 03, 2008, 09:23:20 AM
I'd love to know what happens to a girls pussy after age 17. I remember eating that shit right after school no problem. Now if women break stride they stink. Wash up bitches!
it's has a lot more to do with just washing, there's a lot of bacteria and yeast inside a woman's vagina and when you fuck it you pull up all of that stuff or if a girl douches or puts in a tampon it can contribute.
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: The Biggest User on April 03, 2008, 09:27:22 AM
it's has a lot more to do with just washing, there's a lot of bacteria and yeast inside a woman's vagina and when you fuck it you pull up all of that stuff or if a girl douches or puts in a tampon it can contribute.

how's your mom doing anyway? hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: Stark on April 03, 2008, 09:42:51 AM
Not sure what it is but I have been smelling more stinky women at the gym than I ever have.  There was this one girl, okay looking, dressed in the typical Yoga getup and she just had the worlds worst body order.  She smelled like a sweaty construction worker.  Then just yesterday I'm on the treadmill and this gal next to me had the worst body order, more like a vagninal order and every now and then she'd let a stanky fart go and I know it was her because the smell came from her direction.

It's just like the squad says.  You can see the hottest girl in the world, but once you get a whiff of ass and vag you realize she's just like every other women out there.

ha  nice ;D straight into gymstories.com thanks brotha
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: SirTraps on April 03, 2008, 09:51:34 AM
Squadfats mother has a wagon wheel of rancid cheese in her gaping hole.
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: Gym dude on April 03, 2008, 12:24:58 PM
Lol is right.
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: Busted on April 03, 2008, 12:55:34 PM
Thats why i think Bodybuilding and fitness and figure girls are nasty. They take male hormones. So no matter how hot you think they are, all their pussys smell like a bait bucket thats been in the sun for 2 weeks straight. Even the hottie fitness girls, they all got rotten crotch
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 03, 2008, 01:44:26 PM
WTF, over. ODOR!

Fixed.  My brain doesn't work so well early in the AM. The smell must have gotten to me
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: bigbadwolfe on April 03, 2008, 07:44:43 PM
A man steps on to an elevator, as he does he notices a very attractive female already on the elevator
He looks over at her and asks her if he can smell her feet?
She replies "I beg your pardon?"
He ask again "Can I smell your feet?"
She lashes back at him "NO You cannot smell my feet"
He replies "Oh it must be your Pussy then"

:) Hahahaha :)
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: technokc on April 03, 2008, 07:50:57 PM
this thread is making me hungry.  I get off work in 10 minutes and when I get home I'm gonna make my girl make me a grilled cheese sandwich.  If she's lucky I might even let her have one too.

(http://rtmulcahy.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/grilledcheese.jpg)
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: jonsande on April 03, 2008, 07:52:00 PM


I don't know what the point of that was, but Dr. Dre is awesome.
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: Croatch on April 03, 2008, 07:52:21 PM
Thats why i think Bodybuilding and fitness and figure girls are nasty. They take male hormones. So no matter how hot you think they are, all their pussys smell like a bait bucket thats been in the sun for 2 weeks straight. Even the hottie fitness girls, they all got rotten crotch
Is there actually a relation between steroids and a stinky pussy?  Just another reason why these female types make me puke.
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: NeverTrustABlonde on April 03, 2008, 09:07:14 PM
i have an issue with smelly people......

usually if you observe them closely you will notice SOME tend to wear the same outfit every time they work out, and chances are they don't wash that SAME outfit daily, they just shove it in their gym bag and throw the gym bag in the trunk of their car... ick... ick.... major ick
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: marcus on April 03, 2008, 09:15:45 PM
I wonder what this smells like...
http://www.efukt.com/1638_Biggest_Pussy_Ever.html
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: NeverTrustABlonde on April 03, 2008, 09:18:51 PM
I wonder what this smells like...
http://www.efukt.com/1638_Biggest_Pussy_Ever.html

did she just give birth??? or.... something???? i'm scarred for life.... why, oh why do i click on these things?!
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: Benny B on April 03, 2008, 09:32:52 PM
God don't love them stank ass hoes.  :D
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: nycbull on April 03, 2008, 10:48:00 PM
this is all news to me, so its not all perfume and flowers?

Men smell great just the way they are, especially with out any girly cologne or perfumy deodorant. Pure testosterone!!!
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: TechnoViking on April 03, 2008, 11:10:39 PM
I remember a couple years back i paid around $200 to go down a portal i saw in an ad while i was living in NYC...I get to the floor the portal was on and as i got out of the elevator, i almost broke my back because the ceiling was so low....

I stood in that fucking line for more then 5 hours just to go down that fucking portal and be someone else...Well long story short, the true owner of the portal showed up just before a couple of people before me and made a huge fuss...He actually went down his own portal himself but i do remember that while i was leaving the floor and getting on the elevator I witnessed a very young boy break dancing in the elevator and actually pop-locking....

It fucking changed my life guys and i will never be the same...To this day i tell myself " thank god i didn't go down JM's portal" I may have never came back and started dancing...

Anyways guys ....Keep dancing and if you don't, START!
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: Tapeworm on April 04, 2008, 02:55:21 AM
I remember a couple years back i paid around $200 to go down a portal i saw in an ad while i was living in NYC...I get to the floor the portal was on and as i got out of the elevator, i almost broke my back because the ceiling was so low....

I stood in that fucking line for more then 5 hours just to go down that fucking portal and be someone else...Well long story short, the true owner of the portal showed up just before a couple of people before me and made a huge fuss...He actually went down his own portal himself but i do remember that while i was leaving the floor and getting on the elevator I witnessed a very young boy break dancing in the elevator and actually pop-locking....

It fucking changed my life guys and i will never be the same...To this day i tell myself " thank god i didn't go down JM's portal" I may have never came back and started dancing...

Anyways guys ....Keep dancing and if you don't, START!

Your equation of dance with worth continues to chafe, but this post salvaged from the side of the Jersey Turnpike is like a soothing balm.  It's unreasonable of you to expect that we can all spend our days Being TechnoViking however.

"Hey Malcovich, think fast!"
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: m8 on April 04, 2008, 03:15:29 AM
Men smell great just the way they are, especially with out any girly cologne or perfumy deodorant. Pure testosterone!!!

Watch out, they'll call you a homo in a second.
I agree wholeheartedly though.
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: Monster81 on April 04, 2008, 03:16:21 AM
did she just give birth??? or.... something???? i'm scarred for life.... why, oh why do i click on these things?!

i'd give $500 just to smell ur vagina
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: m8 on April 04, 2008, 03:19:02 AM
i'd give $500 just to smell ur vagina

You're overrating pussy there.
Use your hand, it's free, no stds, and better than most handjobs given by women.
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: Benny B on April 04, 2008, 06:45:14 AM
i'd give $500 just to smell ur vagina
That desperate? Much more pathetic than former governor Spitzer.  :D
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: sgt. d on April 04, 2008, 06:59:20 AM
punch her in the face
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: Rearden Metal on April 04, 2008, 11:03:46 AM
Watch out, they'll call you a homo in a second.
I agree wholeheartedly though.

That's because he is a homo. The difference between him and you being that he doesn't try to hide it and embarrasingly out himself like you just did.
Title: Re: STINKY women at the gym
Post by: FullROM on April 04, 2008, 01:18:14 PM
you know what a construction worker smells like.....fag


lool