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Title: New Golf Terminology
Post by: The Coach on April 03, 2008, 06:11:09 PM

A "James Joyce" - a putt thats impossible to read.

A "Rock Hudson" - it looked straight, but wasn't.

A "yasser Arafat" - butt ugly and in the sand.

A "John Kennedy Jr" - "Didn't make it over the water.

A "Rodney King" - Over clubbed"

An "OJ Simpson" - got away with it.

A "Princess grace" - should have used a driver

A  "Princess Di" - shouldn't have used a driver

A "Condom" - Safe, but didn't feel very good

A "Rush Limbaugh" - a bit too far to the right

A " Nancy Pelosi" " - Way too far to the left

A "Barbara Striisand" - ugly but still working.
Title: Re: New Golf Terminology
Post by: McFarland on April 03, 2008, 06:13:24 PM
Thanks Musclephone.
Title: Re: New Golf Terminology
Post by: Sir William Idol on April 03, 2008, 06:16:30 PM
"The Coach" - a course with Zane-like conditioning
Title: Re: New Golf Terminology
Post by: warchild on April 03, 2008, 08:50:09 PM
"The Coach" - fukkin douchebag
Title: Re: New Golf Terminology
Post by: chaos on April 03, 2008, 08:55:23 PM
"The Coach" - a course with Zaneinsulin-like conditioning
fixed.
Title: Re: New Golf Terminology
Post by: onlyme on April 03, 2008, 09:31:33 PM
"A Candizzle" - when another golfer sneaks up behind you and shoves a 1 wood up your ass (fat end of course) and you love it so much you ask him out on a date.
Title: Re: New Golf Terminology
Post by: candidizzle on April 03, 2008, 09:33:21 PM
OnlyMe-

dying of a heart attack, and then having a bird fly down and shit in  your mouth right as you fade into the abyss



Title: Re: New Golf Terminology
Post by: chaos on April 03, 2008, 09:34:32 PM
OnlyMe-

dying of a heart attack, and then having a bird fly down and shit in  your mouth right as you fade into the abyss




Lame, I figured your imagination would be better than that with all the cocaine you've abused. Burn too many brain cells?
Title: Re: New Golf Terminology
Post by: candidizzle on April 03, 2008, 09:36:44 PM
Lame, I figured your imagination would be better than that with all the cocaine you've abused. Burn too many brain cells?
ive already thought of everything there is to be thought of.


nothing left to imagine


Title: Re: New Golf Terminology
Post by: gordiano on April 04, 2008, 12:06:18 AM
"A Candizzle" - when another golfer sneaks up behind you and shoves a 1 wood up your ass (fat end of course) and you love it so much you ask him out on a date.

LOL!

































Watch the meltdown that ensues in.................
Title: Re: New Golf Terminology
Post by: TechnoViking on April 04, 2008, 12:09:09 AM
A coach=A mulligan(to take one or more swings when you don't like the first result)...

No wonder you say your a scatch golfer..
Title: Re: New Golf Terminology
Post by: SGT BARNES on April 04, 2008, 05:47:59 AM
go pray to your god for a clue
Title: Re: New Golf Terminology
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on April 04, 2008, 06:02:32 AM
Golf jokes. Is this the state of Getbig?
Title: Re: New Golf Terminology
Post by: MikeThaMachine on April 04, 2008, 06:25:44 AM
"The Coach" - A gentlemans 8



Take it however you want ;D
Title: Re: New Golf Terminology
Post by: Tre on April 04, 2008, 07:18:37 AM

'feet worth of putts'
Title: Re: New Golf Terminology
Post by: Bluto on April 04, 2008, 07:32:32 AM
apparantely coach didnt just retire from bodybuilding. he retired from posting bodybuilding related threads too.
Title: Re: New Golf Terminology
Post by: Tre on April 04, 2008, 07:35:36 AM
apparantely coach didnt just retire from bodybuilding. he retired from posting bodybuilding related threads too.


LOL @ over clubbed!

Well, my last post isn't about bodybuilding either, but since I wanted to be a bodybuilder when I was a kid, I figured it was relevant.
Title: Re: New Golf Terminology
Post by: emn1964 on April 04, 2008, 07:39:03 AM
OnlyMe-

dying of a heart attack, and then having a bird fly down and shit in  your mouth right as you fade into the abyss

That was some funny shit there kid. ;D