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Title: This man is my Idol.
Post by: spinnis on April 06, 2008, 11:38:02 AM
Let me interduce to you    ..... Mr Dick.

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1207451591/Meet_Dick_Masterson_the_Most_Chauvinistic_Man_Alive
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: Bluto on April 06, 2008, 11:41:38 AM
let's see another thread that got nothing to do with bodybuilding where we're supposed to click on links?

thanks man.

what would getbig be without you.
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: spinnis on April 06, 2008, 11:42:55 AM
let's see another thread that got nothing to do with bodybuilding where we're supposed to click on links?

thanks man.

what would getbig be without you.


Watch the damn thing and you will thank me.
I bet you he works out.  ;D
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: Bluto on April 06, 2008, 11:44:39 AM
ive stopped clicking on links. i dont come to a msg board to click on links.
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: chaos on April 06, 2008, 11:47:37 AM
ive stopped clicking on links. i dont come to a msg board to click on links.
Clicking links doesn't count towards post total does it? >:(
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: Bluto on April 06, 2008, 11:49:04 AM
Clicking links doesn't count towards post total does it? >:(

dont know after reaching 25k it feels like ive won the superbowl
where to go from there
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: chaos on April 06, 2008, 11:51:43 AM
dont know after reaching 25k it feels like ive won the superbowl
where to go from there

The big '50'......it will be a week long celebration, wine, women, barbells...
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: monstercalves on April 06, 2008, 01:05:52 PM
ive stopped clicking on links. i dont come to a msg board to click on links.


looks like u come here to increase ur total posts on this forum for some reason.....

ur the type of guy that posts a smiley with nothing else in response to any topic...just to add 1 more post to ur total .....

why do u find this important

Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: gordiano on April 06, 2008, 01:15:09 PM
I bet he gets lots of poon.....
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: nycbull on April 06, 2008, 01:52:15 PM
poor girl at the end looked hurt when he made the treadmill comment...that was mean
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: Croatch on April 06, 2008, 02:10:22 PM
poor girl at the end looked hurt when he made the treadmill comment...that was mean
haha, She had it coming to her.  She tried to "keep it real" and it went wrong..bwhaha  Then pretended not to hear him. ::)  It's amazing how most women let themselves go to shit, after having a kid.
The guy has some valid points actually...haha
"You see a girl driving a nice car.  You know she has an owner." ahah

hahaha, Wait for 2:00 on the video...this guy is hysterical.  By 4:20, I was literally in tears! haha
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/ (http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/)
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: dov on April 06, 2008, 02:24:35 PM
poor girl at the end looked hurt when he made the treadmill comment...that was mean
haha, she SOOOO fckin heard his comment....she was hurt badly, so badly she was left speechless..haha..she def deserved it..opening her big fat mouth! 8)
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: bigkid on April 06, 2008, 02:28:13 PM
The whole audience heard him but she didn't.  ::) hahaha
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: _bruce_ on April 06, 2008, 03:29:48 PM
YES - great!
Rob Halford pwned the fat fuck.
Ugly fat woman are the malaise of the 21st century.
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: mitchyboy on April 06, 2008, 07:37:10 PM
Ha ha ha, he destroyed that fat chick. She probably went home and cried herself to sleep :'( I tend to agree with most of what he says,in regards to 90% of woman out there. On the other end of the spectrum is my wife of 10 years. She works 40 plus, at 20$ an hour, and doesn't want kids(thank god) This may sound kinda gay but she really is my best friend. You just have to find the right one. 8)
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: nycbull on April 06, 2008, 10:22:18 PM
it is sad that a lot about what he says about women is still true today, because they still do not bring in the incomes men do but they want the material things.

but I still feel bad for the girl  at the end even though she should have seen an insult coming from this guy and she should have laughed it off instead of looking so hurt. But I dont think she is used to going toe to toe with someone, it was still sad to see her insulted like that.
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: gordiano on April 06, 2008, 10:30:23 PM
Ha ha ha, he destroyed that fat chick. She probably went home and cried herself to sleep :'( I tend to agree with most of what he says,in regards to 90% of woman out there. On the other end of the spectrum is my wife of 10 years. She works 40 plus, at 20$ an hour, and doesn't want kids(thank god) This may sound kinda gay but she really is my best friend. You just have to find the right one. 8)

And that.......is the tricky part.  :-\
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: Croatch on April 06, 2008, 10:54:31 PM
it is sad that a lot about what he says about women is still true today, because they still do not bring in the incomes men do but they want the material things.

but I still feel bad for the girl  at the end even though she should have seen an insult coming from this guy and she should have laughed it off instead of looking so hurt. But I dont think she is used to going toe to toe with someone, it was still sad to see her insulted like that.
He played the weight card like a champ! haha
I actually ordered this clown's book of Amazon.  Best $14 I ever spent.  Probably great shitter material.  The guy has some valid points, but in general, it's just amusing.  I don't dislike women, just the fake/attention whore type.  Anytime I see one of these skanks at the gym I think, "Yeah, that's great.  I'm in very good shape too, no implants either...so fucking what."  Nothing worse than this type of whore.
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on April 06, 2008, 10:55:06 PM
my balls smell
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: Mark1 on April 06, 2008, 11:01:38 PM
Great clip, keem them coming. I sent that on to a few mates.  8)
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: nycbull on April 06, 2008, 11:31:33 PM
His website is great, but there is something strange about the way the guy looks, Now dont get mad at me here, I am not positive, but I would not be suprised to find out that he is a transgendered person, meaning he was once a woman and had the surgery and hormones to become male..He just has that weird drag king look to him. 

.It would make sense actually, considereing he knows so much about the differences in men and women and has such strong emotions about it and dedicated his life to it.

It woudnt be that bad and actually it would make his point even more effective. He hated being a women so much he became a man..
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: gordiano on April 07, 2008, 12:04:39 AM
He played the weight card like a champ! haha
I actually ordered this clown's book of Amazon.  Best $14 I ever spent.  Probably great shitter material.  The guy has some valid points, but in general, it's just amusing.  I don't dislike women, just the fake/attention whore type.  Anytime I see one of these skanks at the gym I think, "Yeah, that's great.  I'm in very good shape too, no implants either...so fucking what."  Nothing worse than this type of whore.

I agree, he makes good points.

I had a debate about this type of shit, with a guy from the gym a while back. Women only want equality, when it is to their benefit.
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: Sir William Idol on April 07, 2008, 12:10:33 AM
His website is great, but there is something strange about the way the guy looks, Now dont get mad at me here, I am not positive, but I would not be suprised to find out that he is a transgendered person, meaning he was once a woman and had the surgery and hormones to become male..He just has that weird drag king look to him. 

.It would make sense actually, considereing he knows so much about the differences in men and women and has such strong emotions about it and dedicated his life to it.

It woudnt be that bad and actually it would make his point even more effective. He hated being a women so much he became a man..

you're insane
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: Croatch on April 07, 2008, 12:13:51 AM
I agree, he makes good points.

I had a debate about this type of shit, with a guy from the gym a while back. Women only want equality, when it is to their benefit.
Bottom line, the guy had me crying at his reply to some of those voicemails.  Sarcastic, condesending...he has it all...haah
This is a site he created as his qoute of 2007....hahah
Quote
http://www.hitthetreadmill.com/
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: gordiano on April 07, 2008, 01:16:36 AM
Bottom line, the guy had me crying at his reply to some of those voicemails.  Sarcastic, condesending...he has it all...haah
This is a site he created as his qoute of 2007....hahah

Yeah, he's pretty entertaining. The whole "Dick in your Ear" was hilarious.
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: Mars on April 07, 2008, 01:20:58 AM
i dont see whats wrong in taking the ayatollahs money and sending it to support the nicaraguan freedom fighters.
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: gordiano on April 07, 2008, 02:00:25 AM
If this bastard starts a religion......I'm so there!  ;D

(http://www.fictional.net/nomaam/al_you.jpg)

http://www.fictional.net/nomaam/
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: Mark1 on April 07, 2008, 02:47:28 AM
If this bastard starts a religion......I'm so there!  ;D

(http://www.fictional.net/nomaam/al_you.jpg)

http://www.fictional.net/nomaam/

We need to get this guy on the Get Big boards.
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: Croatch on April 07, 2008, 06:52:47 PM
"The Blackberry: Releasing a Woman’s Inner Bitch
I have a Blackberry, you have a Blackberry, let’s all go have a fucking parade about it.

Or let’s just use our Blackberrys to get the job done like men.

And that’s why women should not be allowed to have Blackberrys. They don’t use their Blackberrys to get the job done. They use their Blackberrys like the morphine drip you get at the hospital after back surgery. When you need a dose of morphine, you hit the button. When a woman needs a does of attention, she whips out her Blackberry during dinner like it’s totally acceptable.

It’s not acceptable. It’s rude. Dump that bitch like an anchor.

Giving a woman a Blackberry is like giving her a permanent excuse to behave like a rude, inconsiderate pig."

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-and-blackberry/#more-968 (http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-and-blackberry/#more-968)
haha, This guy is classic!
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: TooPowerful4u on April 07, 2008, 09:48:15 PM
this is too funny!!!!!
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: gordiano on April 07, 2008, 09:58:26 PM
"The Blackberry: Releasing a Woman’s Inner Bitch
I have a Blackberry, you have a Blackberry, let’s all go have a fucking parade about it.

Or let’s just use our Blackberrys to get the job done like men.

And that’s why women should not be allowed to have Blackberrys. They don’t use their Blackberrys to get the job done. They use their Blackberrys like the morphine drip you get at the hospital after back surgery. When you need a dose of morphine, you hit the button. When a woman needs a does of attention, she whips out her Blackberry during dinner like it’s totally acceptable.

It’s not acceptable. It’s rude. Dump that bitch like an anchor.

Giving a woman a Blackberry is like giving her a permanent excuse to behave like a rude, inconsiderate pig."

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-and-blackberry/#more-968 (http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-and-blackberry/#more-968)
haha, This guy is classic!

Oh my fucking god......so fucking right.  ;D

Fucking air heads, always on the fucking phone....looking for someone to entertain them..
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: HTexan on April 07, 2008, 10:00:07 PM
his book comes out in two hours.
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: HTexan on April 07, 2008, 10:01:24 PM
Somebody call his voice mail. And rep getbig ;D
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: gordiano on April 07, 2008, 10:04:25 PM
Somebody call his voice mail. And rep getbig ;D

Shit, someone should do that. Tell him he's got a huge following here at GB.  ;D
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: gordiano on April 07, 2008, 10:11:33 PM
We need to get this guy on the Get Big boards.

At the Nudie Bar.....


Where the music stinks
and they water the drinks
the nudie bar

Where the girlies dance
in their underpants
the nudie bar

Where you see their butt
and their trap stays shut
at the nudie bar

Where you can't touch a breast
but you can cave in a chest
at the nudie bar

Where you look at a thigh
and blacken an eye
at the nudie bar

Where the beer gives you gas
but the Bundys kick ass
at the nudie bar

Where a buck's enough
to see their stuff
at the nudie bar

Where the breasts may be fake
but man do they shake
at the nudie bar

Where you swear like a sailor
and wish you could nail her
at the nudie bar

Where the cops are at the door
and there's a Kennedy on the floor
at the nudie bar



 ;D
Title: Re: This man is my Idol.
Post by: Croatch on April 07, 2008, 11:23:46 PM
Somebody call his voice mail. And rep getbig ;D
I may have to think over this serious topic and give you an answer tomorrow.
Here's his phone number, in case anyone wants to plug getbig and tell him most are supporters of his word...ahah
213-985-3425
Dick Masterson
Author of Men are Better than Wome

I ordered my copy yesterday. ;D haha