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Title: Trapped under the barbell.
Post by: Gym dude on April 09, 2008, 01:04:43 AM
Today I was doing 45kg bench and got trapped under the bar, no one could hear me yelling. That happen to anyone else? What did you do?
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Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on April 09, 2008, 01:07:29 AM
delete your account.
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Post by: Tombo on April 09, 2008, 01:50:29 AM
When it happened to me my larynx was crushed and i died within a minute.
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Post by: marcus on April 09, 2008, 01:57:52 AM
Back in high school a kid was doing calf raises with the smith machine while standing on the edge of a raised wooden board. I guess he used too much weight and the board flipped up and he went crashing down neck first onto the edge of it. True story.
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Post by: JOCKTHEGLIDE on April 09, 2008, 01:58:30 AM
When it happened to me my larynx was crushed and i died within a minute.
your typing this in heaven I take it.....with other former pro bbers laughing at us.
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 09, 2008, 02:14:20 AM
I had some fat bitch 69 me and I got squashed.. does that count?
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Post by: Tombo on April 09, 2008, 02:25:56 AM
your typing this in heaven I take it.....with other former pro bbers laughing at us.

i was the seven deadly sins embodied my friend, but i'm glad to say that its not so bad down here (in hell) and there are plenty of wireless hotspots to link up for my getbig daily needs.
Title: Re: Trapped under the barbell.
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 09, 2008, 02:29:27 AM
i was the seven deadly sins embodied my friend, but i'm glad to say that its not so bad down here (in hell) and there are plenty of wireless hotspots to link up for my getbig daily needs.

How does your lap top not melt in hell?
Title: Re: Trapped under the barbell.
Post by: Tombo on April 09, 2008, 02:35:12 AM
my first one did :(

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2317/2100438084_0a546dd240.jpg) next time i was prepared
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 09, 2008, 02:41:24 AM
 ;D

Are there many vaginas to have sex with in hell?
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Post by: RZA on April 09, 2008, 02:51:34 AM
If you have sex with "just" vaginas , you know there are plastic ones you can buy and from which you can't get no disease.
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 09, 2008, 03:06:01 AM
If you have sex with "just" vaginas , you know there are plastic ones you can buy and from which you can't get no disease.

I apologise... when I say "vaginas" I am implying the whole woman, but seeing as a woman's only use is her vagina, I sometimes forget to reffer to them properly.
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Post by: RZA on April 09, 2008, 03:06:57 AM
Somehow I can't really argue with what you're saying. But don't tell.
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 09, 2008, 03:09:03 AM
Alternatively I also like to reffer to them as "girls"... I have been told they find that term endearing.
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Post by: kiwiol on April 09, 2008, 03:23:11 AM
NZMM, sorry but you can't use the term 'male's back pussy' with 'vagina' interchangeably :-\
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Post by: JOCKTHEGLIDE on April 09, 2008, 03:23:13 AM
my first one did :(

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2317/2100438084_0a546dd240.jpg) next time i was prepared

thats not bad I bet damien does not let you have nitrogen cooled computers I take it....
Title: Re: Trapped under the barbell.
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 09, 2008, 03:29:26 AM
NZMM, sorry but you can't use the term 'male's back pussy' with 'vagina' interchangeably :-\

Kiwiol!!! How dare you disrespect the almighty NZMM! Its a little hypocritical when you have just been the salami in a Ugandan Sailor sandwich down at the peir.

Gayer than buttering your toast.
Title: Re: Trapped under the barbell.
Post by: kiwiol on April 09, 2008, 03:32:21 AM
Kiwiol!!! How dare you disrespect the almighty NZMM! Its a little hypocritical when you have just been the salami in a Ugandan Sailor sandwich down at the peir.

Gayer than buttering your toast.

Not true - technically, the taller guy didn't migrate to Uganda until he was 7
Title: Re: Trapped under the barbell.
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 09, 2008, 03:36:08 AM
Not true - technically, the taller guy didn't migrate to Uganda until he was 7

So when you say taller, Im assuming he was taller than you, so we can put him at about 4"9?
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Post by: kiwiol on April 09, 2008, 03:39:01 AM
So when you say taller, Im assuming he was taller than you, so we can put him at about 4"9?

I am used to seeing the top of your mom's head. Putting the bitch at say 5'6", fold that by a quarter and think the height of her nose?

Sounds about right, give or take your measurement (stiff ~ 1.3 inches)
Title: Re: Trapped under the barbell.
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 09, 2008, 03:46:09 AM
I am used to seeing the top of your mom's head. Putting the bitch at say 5'6", fold that by a quarter and think the height of her nose?

Sounds about right, give or take your measurement (stiff ~ 1.3 inches)

No offence, but my mother doesn't like men that pull their pants up their bottom crack and up to their nipples.
Brutal fashion statement.
Title: Re: Trapped under the barbell.
Post by: kiwiol on April 09, 2008, 03:49:20 AM
No offence, but my mother doesn't like men that pull their pants up their bottom crack and up to their nipples.
Brutal fashion statement.

Yes but she loves my penis, so all's well even if the end is not well..., I guess 8)
Title: Re: Trapped under the barbell.
Post by: Tombo on April 09, 2008, 05:47:49 AM
now now boys, this thread is about weaklings such as myself tarping themselves under the barbell during a brutal superset of close-grip flat benchpress - lets leave our mothers out of this.
Title: Re: Trapped under the barbell.
Post by: kiwiol on April 09, 2008, 06:38:27 AM
now now boys, this thread is about weaklings such as myself tarping themselves under the barbell during a brutal superset of close-grip flat benchpress - lets leave our mothers out of this.

So if there's a party in NZMM's mom's mouth, then you aren't cumming ???
Title: Re: Trapped under the barbell.
Post by: Tombo on April 10, 2008, 04:00:50 AM
i'd have to say purely out of the fact that i recently met a hot new zealander chic that i'm going to save all my manjuice for this month