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Title: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 10, 2008, 02:50:43 AM
I usually try to go at off peak times so I don't have to deal with people. People are at the height of their patheticness at the supermarket.
If I may point out some of the things that fuck me off:

- Poor trolley etiquite. Leaving a trolley right in the middle of the fucking isle and having no consideration for the people behind.

- Taking a fucking eternity to decide on what brand of fucking bananas to buy. like it matters. but block the whole fucken isle why you decide. we are in no hurry.

- When coming out of an isle people should give way to the people who are walking straight ahead, not just walk out like some down syndrome fuck face.

- Stand too close to me at the checkout. Why do you have to stand one inch behind me, are you trying to take me up the ass. It will not get you to the front of the line any quicker so fuck off.

- And I hate seeing fat people buy chocolate and such. Especially fat people that are poor.

- None of the meat was on special today.
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: roc on April 10, 2008, 02:57:35 AM
i hit the gym real hard smoke some weed then go! awsome!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: DK II on April 10, 2008, 02:58:00 AM
I usually try to go at off peak times so I don't have to deal with people. People are at the height of their patheticness at the supermarket.
If I may point out some of the things that fuck me off:

- Poor trolley etiquite. Leaving a trolley right in the middle of the fucking isle and having no consideration for the people behind.

- Taking a fucking eternity to decide on what brand of fucking bananas to buy. like it matters. but block the whole fucken isle why you decide. we are in no hurry.

- When coming out of an isle people should give way to the people who are walking straight ahead, not just walk out like some down syndrome fuck face.

- Stand too close to me at the checkout. Why do you have to stand one inch behind me, are you trying to take me up the ass. It will not get you to the front of the line any quicker so fuck off.

- And I hate seeing fat people buy chocolate and such. Especially fat people that are poor.

- None of the meat was on special today.

i couldn't agree more.

looks like humans are 80% idiots.
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 10, 2008, 02:59:38 AM
i couldn't agree more.

looks like humans are 80% idiots.

Sometimes I am ashamed to be a human  :(
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: DK II on April 10, 2008, 03:01:15 AM
Sometimes I am ashamed to be a human  :(

me too.

best thing would be to gather a good mixture of genes of intelligent people ...


aw fuck. Wipe out all people on welfare and without a proper education and start again.
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: Mars on April 10, 2008, 03:02:44 AM
we in the west are way to spoiled, hundred different brands of toothpaste. wtf?
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 10, 2008, 03:06:15 AM
me too.

best thing would be to gather a good mixture of genes of intelligent people ...


aw fuck. Wipe out all people on welfare and without a proper education and start again.

Exactly... As a race we should be getting more intelligent, but all I am seeing is people getting fatter, stupider and lazier.
How someone can walk around day to day and be a stupid fat idiot and not kill yourself for being a failure I will never know.
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: Gym dude on April 10, 2008, 03:07:04 AM
Just leave a list of stuff for your parents to pick up when they go, easy.
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 10, 2008, 03:11:57 AM
Just leave a list of stuff for your parents to pick up when they go, easy.

Do you still live with your parents gym dude?
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: Armageddon on April 10, 2008, 03:14:40 AM
it all depends on where you grew up
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: Gym dude on April 10, 2008, 03:14:52 AM
Do you still live with your parents gym dude?
Yeah
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: 240 is Back on April 10, 2008, 03:18:48 AM
i either shop early morning or late evening with the rugrat... so we can take our sweet time in empty aisles...

Or I shop with a basket, I shop angry, I shop to the point, and I scoff and sigh and give dirty looks to slow people who are inconsiderate.
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: GoneAway on April 10, 2008, 03:21:42 AM
...I shop with a basket, I shop angry, I shop to the point, and I scoff and sigh and give dirty looks to slow people who are inconsiderate.

ditto. in and out is my motto.
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 10, 2008, 03:22:34 AM
i either shop early morning or late evening with the rugrat... so we can take our sweet time in empty aisles...

Or I shop with a basket, I shop angry, I shop to the point, and I scoff and sigh and give dirty looks to slow people who are inconsiderate.

Haha yes sometimes I must admitt I like to go in there and ruffel a few feathers. Bashing a trolley that someone has parked in the way with your trolley always gets a good reaction.
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: 240 is Back on April 10, 2008, 03:25:41 AM
I will often leave my cart at the end of the aisle and just walk quickly down the aisle and grab my 5 things from that aisle.  I always put things in order of aisle when I make my list so as to not have to walk in circles around the store.

I'm a lean guy... I can always slide between the incompetent, incontinent women squinting at the adult diaper box, and the ne'er do well welfare recipient with 4 unkempt offspring wandering on the aisle.
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: Monster81 on April 10, 2008, 04:17:13 AM
I usually try to go at off peak times so I don't have to deal with people. People are at the height of their patheticness at the supermarket.
If I may point out some of the things that fuck me off:

- Poor trolley etiquite. Leaving a trolley right in the middle of the fucking isle and having no consideration for the people behind.

- Taking a fucking eternity to decide on what brand of fucking bananas to buy. like it matters. but block the whole fucken isle why you decide. we are in no hurry.

- When coming out of an isle people should give way to the people who are walking straight ahead, not just walk out like some down syndrome fuck face.

- Stand too close to me at the checkout. Why do you have to stand one inch behind me, are you trying to take me up the ass. It will not get you to the front of the line any quicker so fuck off.

- And I hate seeing fat people buy chocolate and such. Especially fat people that are poor.

- None of the meat was on special today.

this is another proof that people in general ar as#holes
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: phreak on April 10, 2008, 04:20:24 AM
I make the best of it by talking about people who offend my senses really loudly with my wife. That usually clears things right up when they are standing not 2 ft away from us.

And no, I'm not such a beast that I scare them into not responding. My wife has a great mean look, though. ;D
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: triple_pickle on April 10, 2008, 04:21:00 AM
I usually try to go at off peak times so I don't have to deal with people. People are at the height of their patheticness at the supermarket.
If I may point out some of the things that fuck me off:

- Poor trolley etiquite. Leaving a trolley right in the middle of the fucking isle and having no consideration for the people behind.

- Taking a fucking eternity to decide on what brand of fucking bananas to buy. like it matters. but block the whole fucken isle why you decide. we are in no hurry.

- When coming out of an isle people should give way to the people who are walking straight ahead, not just walk out like some down syndrome fuck face.

- Stand too close to me at the checkout. Why do you have to stand one inch behind me, are you trying to take me up the ass. It will not get you to the front of the line any quicker so fuck off.

- And I hate seeing fat people buy chocolate and such. Especially fat people that are poor.

- None of the meat was on special today.

calm down tiger, it ain't that seriuos
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: The_Punisher on April 10, 2008, 04:22:04 AM
me too.

best thing would be to gather a good mixture of genes of intelligent people ...


aw fuck. Wipe out all people on welfare and without a proper education and start again.


you made your point, Ape Man.
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: DK II on April 10, 2008, 04:34:35 AM

you made your point, Ape Man.

brutal admitting you're on welfare.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: dr.chimps on April 10, 2008, 04:42:48 AM
ditto. in and out is my motto.
Agree. Should be like a heist - in and out, and nobody sees anything.
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: Brutal_1 on April 10, 2008, 11:52:41 AM
I usually try to go at off peak times so I don't have to deal with people. People are at the height of their patheticness at the supermarket.
If I may point out some of the things that fuck me off:

- Poor trolley etiquite. Leaving a trolley right in the middle of the fucking isle and having no consideration for the people behind.

- Taking a fucking eternity to decide on what brand of fucking bananas to buy. like it matters. but block the whole fucken isle why you decide. we are in no hurry.

- When coming out of an isle people should give way to the people who are walking straight ahead, not just walk out like some down syndrome fuck face.

- Stand too close to me at the checkout. Why do you have to stand one inch behind me, are you trying to take me up the ass. It will not get you to the front of the line any quicker so fuck off.

- And I hate seeing fat people buy chocolate and such. Especially fat people that are poor.

- None of the meat was on special today.



you sound like you've been on low carbs for a while...hope your show comes up soon  :o
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: emn1964 on April 10, 2008, 11:56:58 AM
Old people at the grocery store are the absolute worst.
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: Spike on April 10, 2008, 11:58:57 AM
Especially fat people that are poor.

goddamn that shit is funny  ;D
choc and diet soda = fat peoples protein shake
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: MikeThaMachine on April 10, 2008, 12:03:23 PM
I usually try to go at off peak times so I don't have to deal with people. People are at the height of their patheticness at the supermarket.
If I may point out some of the things that fuck me off:

- Poor trolley etiquite. Leaving a trolley right in the middle of the fucking isle and having no consideration for the people behind.

- Taking a fucking eternity to decide on what brand of fucking bananas to buy. like it matters. but block the whole fucken isle why you decide. we are in no hurry.

- When coming out of an isle people should give way to the people who are walking straight ahead, not just walk out like some down syndrome fuck face.

- Stand too close to me at the checkout. Why do you have to stand one inch behind me, are you trying to take me up the ass. It will not get you to the front of the line any quicker so fuck off.

- And I hate seeing fat people buy chocolate and such. Especially fat people that are poor.

- None of the meat was on special today.



WTF kind of fag talk is that, let me guess you call people blokes and play with your doodle before bed ;D
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: medz zeppelin on April 10, 2008, 12:06:35 PM
then there's guys who belong to powerlifting/bbing/wrestling clubs bustling around filling up their carts with dairy products and muscle milk......strained 14" arms gripping the cart handle and taking up space in the aisles
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: nycbull on April 10, 2008, 03:11:21 PM
maybe people will be nicer to you if you stop calling a shopping cart a "trolly"?   ;D
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: emn1964 on April 10, 2008, 03:13:13 PM
maybe people will be nicer to you if you stop calling a shopping cart a "trolly"?   ;D

lmao...
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: BayGBM on April 10, 2008, 03:33:41 PM
I never go to the grocery store.  My beeoch does the shopping and all the cooking.  :D
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: bigbadwolfe on April 10, 2008, 03:35:44 PM
Hey at least you all dont live in Amish Country, you try and hit the SuperMarket or WalMart around here on a Friday or Saturday you got Stink Ass Jebediah and all 15 of his fucking kids running aorund stinking the damn place up. Aint nothing worse then trying to shop around stinky ass amish fuckers!!! The funny thing is I never ever see them putting deodorant or soap in their carts. Maybe tomorrow I'll throw a stick in when they are not looking :)
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: gordiano on April 10, 2008, 03:37:01 PM
Exactly... As a race we should be getting more intelligent, but all I am seeing is people getting fatter, stupider and lazier.
How someone can walk around day to day and be a stupid fat idiot and not kill yourself for being a failure I will never know.

The worst part is.....they don't even realize it.
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: Zaphod on April 10, 2008, 03:37:21 PM
Hey at least you all dont live in Amish Country, you try and hit the SuperMarket or WalMart around here on a Friday or Saturday you got Stink Ass Jebediah and all 15 of his fucking kids running aorund stinking the damn place up. Aint nothing worse then trying to shop around stinky ass amish fuckers!!! The funny thing is I never ever see them putting deodorant or soap in their carts. Maybe tomorrow I'll throw a stick in when they are not looking :)

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should throw in some condoms or lube.
Title: Re: I hate going to the Supermarket.
Post by: candidizzle on April 10, 2008, 03:41:59 PM
personally i like grocery shopping....

maybe its because i dont have to pay for my food

 ;D