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AUGUSTA, Ga. -- Hang around long enough under the big oak tree that shades the clubhouse lawn and chances are good you’ll hear old-timers reminiscing about the days when every blade of grass was mowed, everyone except Gary Player and Arnold Palmer had a belly, and lighting up Augusta National meant pulling out a carton of Winstons, not shooting a low score.
As hard as it might be to imagine now, there apparently was a time when players shaped their shots instead of their abs, and the idea of performance enhancement was cutting back the number of whiskey sours the night before.
Bulging muscles under a green jacket? About as much chance of finding that as a black golfer on the first tee.
Phil Mickelson would have fit in with the old school crowd. Give him a few Krispy Kremes and a good piece of persimmon and he might have had a bridge on the back nine named after him by now.
Until this Masters, that is. A new Phil showed up at Augusta National this week towing less subcutaneous fat than usual and pronouncing himself in great shape to win his third green jacket.
“I’ve worked out, yeah,” Mickelson said, puffing his chest out and pulling his belly in just a bit. “Worked out a little bit.”
Miguel Angel Jimenez apparently didn’t get the memo. He stood on the ninth tee Wednesday with a gut hanging out in front of him, puffing away on a fat cigar he discarded only long enough to hit his tee shot.
The Spaniard might have been a throwback to another era, assuming, that is, that players of another era wore earrings and had ponytails tied behind their hats.
They didn’t, but most didn’t look much like athletes, either. Player may have prided himself on doing hundreds of push-ups, but there were 10 guys shaped like Julius Boros for every one who looked like he might have tossed the old medicine ball around in the gym.
That’s not to say they didn’t try. Billy Casper went on to win a Masters after he turned to buffalo meat to lose excess pounds, and Jack Nicklaus made a miraculous transformation from Fat Jack to the Golden Bear about the time he started collecting green jackets by the handful.
Which brings us to Tiger Woods, where every conversation about golf seems to end up these days. With good reason. He comes into this Masters as such a prohibitive favorite that bookies are taking even money bets on him against the entire field.
Unlike Casper, Woods never had a problem with weight, but his body seems to have undergone a metamorphosis of another kind in recent years. Once as thin as a 1-iron, his upper body now ripples with muscles Mickelson could only dream about, and his Popeye arms threaten to split open his short sleeves with every swing.
In his early years as a pro, Woods wore shirts so baggy that Charles Howell III once said he could make four outfits out of them. These days he looks as if each specially selected Nike original either started life two sizes too small or was accidentally put in the hot water wash.
If Woods was playing for the San Francisco Giants, the only logical conclusion would be that he’s juiced. The U.S. Attorney’s office would have long ago called him before a grand jury and tried to get him to not only confess, but rat out Mickelson as his supplier at the same time.
Such is the suspicion of our times, where even gentlemen golfers don’t get a break. Woods doesn’t help himself when he plays coy about his extensive workout program, but no one seriously thinks he is using anything stronger than his new Gatorade drink. Woods himself is one of the few players who have been publicly supportive of the tour’s effort to implement drug testing.
As for Augusta National, well, that’s another issue. There’s little doubt the course is on steroids, from the telltale second cut of rough to the supersized par-4s that played so tough last year no one managed to break par over four rounds.
The changes made to the famed course were merely a response to the arms race in golf that escalated in recent years as clubs got bigger, balls flew straighter, and players got bulkier. Golf has become a power game, and there’s no better example of that than at the Masters, where players now just take aim and blast the ball rather than work it around the course as in the past.
Put the top players in the game together today and they look more like middle linebackers than golfers. Mickelson, Woods, Vijay Singh, Ernie Els and Padraig Harrington make Nicklaus in his prime look more like the Golden Cub.
None, though, are cut anything like Woods, who looks like he can’t wait to get home to flex in front of the mirror. His transformation from a gangly and— let’s face it, geeky—young player into the muscle-bound physical specimen he is today is just as startling as the way he has emerged as the greatest ever to play the game.
His late father, Earl, predicted as much in 2001 when he said that Woods would get exponentially better as he grew physically more mature. At the time, Woods was coming off the so-called Tiger Slam of four straight major championships and the statement seemed outlandish.
Not so anymore. Woods tees off Thursday in search of his fifth Masters win and with the very real possibility he could become the first since Bobby Jones to win the Grand Slam.
He’s always intimidated other players with his game.
Now he does it with his physique, too.
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As hard as it might be to imagine now, there apparently was a time when players shaped their shots instead of their abs, and the idea of performance enhancement was cutting back the number of whiskey sours the night before.
Bulging muscles under a green jacket? About as much chance of finding that as a black golfer on the first tee.
Phil Mickelson would have fit in with the old school crowd. Give him a few Krispy Kremes and a good piece of persimmon and he might have had a bridge on the back nine named after him by now.
Until this Masters, that is. A new Phil showed up at Augusta National this week towing less subcutaneous fat than usual and pronouncing himself in great shape to win his third green jacket.
“I’ve worked out, yeah,” Mickelson said, puffing his chest out and pulling his belly in just a bit. “Worked out a little bit.”
Miguel Angel Jimenez apparently didn’t get the memo. He stood on the ninth tee Wednesday with a gut hanging out in front of him, puffing away on a fat cigar he discarded only long enough to hit his tee shot.
The Spaniard might have been a throwback to another era, assuming, that is, that players of another era wore earrings and had ponytails tied behind their hats.
They didn’t, but most didn’t look much like athletes, either. Player may have prided himself on doing hundreds of push-ups, but there were 10 guys shaped like Julius Boros for every one who looked like he might have tossed the old medicine ball around in the gym.
That’s not to say they didn’t try. Billy Casper went on to win a Masters after he turned to buffalo meat to lose excess pounds, and Jack Nicklaus made a miraculous transformation from Fat Jack to the Golden Bear about the time he started collecting green jackets by the handful.
Which brings us to Tiger Woods, where every conversation about golf seems to end up these days. With good reason. He comes into this Masters as such a prohibitive favorite that bookies are taking even money bets on him against the entire field.
Unlike Casper, Woods never had a problem with weight, but his body seems to have undergone a metamorphosis of another kind in recent years. Once as thin as a 1-iron, his upper body now ripples with muscles Mickelson could only dream about, and his Popeye arms threaten to split open his short sleeves with every swing.
In his early years as a pro, Woods wore shirts so baggy that Charles Howell III once said he could make four outfits out of them. These days he looks as if each specially selected Nike original either started life two sizes too small or was accidentally put in the hot water wash.
If Woods was playing for the San Francisco Giants, the only logical conclusion would be that he’s juiced. The U.S. Attorney’s office would have long ago called him before a grand jury and tried to get him to not only confess, but rat out Mickelson as his supplier at the same time.
Such is the suspicion of our times, where even gentlemen golfers don’t get a break. Woods doesn’t help himself when he plays coy about his extensive workout program, but no one seriously thinks he is using anything stronger than his new Gatorade drink. Woods himself is one of the few players who have been publicly supportive of the tour’s effort to implement drug testing.
As for Augusta National, well, that’s another issue. There’s little doubt the course is on steroids, from the telltale second cut of rough to the supersized par-4s that played so tough last year no one managed to break par over four rounds.
The changes made to the famed course were merely a response to the arms race in golf that escalated in recent years as clubs got bigger, balls flew straighter, and players got bulkier. Golf has become a power game, and there’s no better example of that than at the Masters, where players now just take aim and blast the ball rather than work it around the course as in the past.
Put the top players in the game together today and they look more like middle linebackers than golfers. Mickelson, Woods, Vijay Singh, Ernie Els and Padraig Harrington make Nicklaus in his prime look more like the Golden Cub.
None, though, are cut anything like Woods, who looks like he can’t wait to get home to flex in front of the mirror. His transformation from a gangly and— let’s face it, geeky—young player into the muscle-bound physical specimen he is today is just as startling as the way he has emerged as the greatest ever to play the game.
His late father, Earl, predicted as much in 2001 when he said that Woods would get exponentially better as he grew physically more mature. At the time, Woods was coming off the so-called Tiger Slam of four straight major championships and the statement seemed outlandish.
Not so anymore. Woods tees off Thursday in search of his fifth Masters win and with the very real possibility he could become the first since Bobby Jones to win the Grand Slam.
He’s always intimidated other players with his game.
Now he does it with his physique, too.
[img]AUGUSTA, Ga. -- Hang around long enough under the big oak tree that shades the clubhouse lawn and chances are good you’ll hear old-timers reminiscing about the days when every blade of grass was mowed, everyone except Gary Player and Arnold Palmer had a belly, and lighting up Augusta National meant pulling out a carton of Winstons, not shooting a low score.
As hard as it might be to imagine now, there apparently was a time when players shaped their shots instead of their abs, and the idea of performance enhancement was cutting back the number of whiskey sours the night before.
Bulging muscles under a green jacket? About as much chance of finding that as a black golfer on the first tee.
Phil Mickelson would have fit in with the old school crowd. Give him a few Krispy Kremes and a good piece of persimmon and he might have had a bridge on the back nine named after him by now.
Until this Masters, that is. A new Phil showed up at Augusta National this week towing less subcutaneous fat than usual and pronouncing himself in great shape to win his third green jacket.
“I’ve worked out, yeah,” Mickelson said, puffing his chest out and pulling his belly in just a bit. “Worked out a little bit.”
Miguel Angel Jimenez apparently didn’t get the memo. He stood on the ninth tee Wednesday with a gut hanging out in front of him, puffing away on a fat cigar he discarded only long enough to hit his tee shot.
The Spaniard might have been a throwback to another era, assuming, that is, that players of another era wore earrings and had ponytails tied behind their hats.
They didn’t, but most didn’t look much like athletes, either. Player may have prided himself on doing hundreds of push-ups, but there were 10 guys shaped like Julius Boros for every one who looked like he might have tossed the old medicine ball around in the gym.
That’s not to say they didn’t try. Billy Casper went on to win a Masters after he turned to buffalo meat to lose excess pounds, and Jack Nicklaus made a miraculous transformation from Fat Jack to the Golden Bear about the time he started collecting green jackets by the handful.
Which brings us to Tiger Woods, where every conversation about golf seems to end up these days. With good reason. He comes into this Masters as such a prohibitive favorite that bookies are taking even money bets on him against the entire field.
Unlike Casper, Woods never had a problem with weight, but his body seems to have undergone a metamorphosis of another kind in recent years. Once as thin as a 1-iron, his upper body now ripples with muscles Mickelson could only dream about, and his Popeye arms threaten to split open his short sleeves with every swing.
In his early years as a pro, Woods wore shirts so baggy that Charles Howell III once said he could make four outfits out of them. These days he looks as if each specially selected Nike original either started life two sizes too small or was accidentally put in the hot water wash.
If Woods was playing for the San Francisco Giants, the only logical conclusion would be that he’s juiced. The U.S. Attorney’s office would have long ago called him before a grand jury and tried to get him to not only confess, but rat out Mickelson as his supplier at the same time.
Such is the suspicion of our times, where even gentlemen golfers don’t get a break. Woods doesn’t help himself when he plays coy about his extensive workout program, but no one seriously thinks he is using anything stronger than his new Gatorade drink. Woods himself is one of the few players who have been publicly supportive of the tour’s effort to implement drug testing.
As for Augusta National, well, that’s another issue. There’s little doubt the course is on steroids, from the telltale second cut of rough to the supersized par-4s that played so tough last year no one managed to break par over four rounds.
The changes made to the famed course were merely a response to the arms race in golf that escalated in recent years as clubs got bigger, balls flew straighter, and players got bulkier. Golf has become a power game, and there’s no better example of that than at the Masters, where players now just take aim and blast the ball rather than work it around the course as in the past.
Put the top players in the game together today and they look more like middle linebackers than golfers. Mickelson, Woods, Vijay Singh, Ernie Els and Padraig Harrington make Nicklaus in his prime look more like the Golden Cub.
None, though, are cut anything like Woods, who looks like he can’t wait to get home to flex in front of the mirror. His transformation from a gangly and— let’s face it, geeky—young player into the muscle-bound physical specimen he is today is just as startling as the way he has emerged as the greatest ever to play the game.
His late father, Earl, predicted as much in 2001 when he said that Woods would get exponentially better as he grew physically more mature. At the time, Woods was coming off the so-called Tiger Slam of four straight major championships and the statement seemed outlandish.
Not so anymore. Woods tees off Thursday in search of his fifth Masters win and with the very real possibility he could become the first since Bobby Jones to win the Grand Slam.
He’s always intimidated other players with his game.
Now he does it with his physique, too.
[img]http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e196/Intenseone/woods.jpg)
BTW........he T's off at 10:45am!
http://www.thegolfchannel.com/
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(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e196/Intenseone/woods.jpg)
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Oh yeah, Tigers a real beast
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Oh yeah, Tigers a real beast
As compared too.......
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e196/Intenseone/noone2.jpg)
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I think golfers at the pro level make very good money and their overall fitness and health is reflective of the majority of americans who share the same income level. They aren't monsters.
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I think golfers at the pro level make very good money and their overall fitness and health is reflective of the majority of americans who share the same income level. They aren't monsters.
I don't think the majority of americans make between $3-$90mil per year.......just saying!
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I don't think the majority of americans make between $3-$90mil per year.......just saying!
getbiggers do.
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getbiggers do.
lol
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I think golfers at the pro level make very good money and their overall fitness and health is reflective of the majority of americans who share the same income level. They aren't monsters.
While they arent monsters in the respect that we would think, to the majority of america/world Tiger is pretty muscular.
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None, though, are cut anything like Woods
They must have forgotten about Camilo Villegas
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At least over the past few year more and more golfers especially pros have taken their strength and fitness seriously. Gary Player who is in his 70's is a fitness fanatic, the guy runs, weight trains and does between 1200-1500 sit ups per week along with clean eating habits and yes.......is totally into anti-aging. Don't know about the HRT though, but his swing is still that of someone half his age.
Even Phil Michelson who was a hog over the last 5 or so years has dropped a ton of weight and trains everyday.
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I think Player claimed that performance enhancers such as creatine are used in golf. He's "heard" of people taking it.
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Jack Nicklaus was a 3 sport star in high school and i believe was offered a scholarship to play football at Ohio State. He was physically stronger naturally, than Tiger or Mickleson. The sports writer is a dumbass.
Tiger would get crushed if he had ever tried to play football.
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Just for you, Senor Loco. :D
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I saw this article earlier on the alt.golf.sucks forum.
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I saw this article earlier on the alt.golf.sucks forum.
Yeah that's the pic I was looking for after I heard "the coach" trying to build up Phil. He almost looks as bad as Parcells.
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Coach shouldnt you be paying more attention to your beautiful newlywedded bride instead of Tiger Woods and golf... ;D
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Don't worry I absolutely do, she's actually into this as much as I am. When I was at work today, she was texting my almost play by play..lol!
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Don't worry I absolutely do, she's actually into this as much as I am. When I was at work today, she was texting my almost play by play..lol!
Yeah I wonder how long before that gets old and she's fucking some other guy while telling him how "the coach" won't bang her because he's too busy watching Tiger Woods on tv...
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Golf is not a sport.
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Golf is not a sport.
Agreed. And even if it was a sport, shouldn't this dumbass be posting all these golf threads in the "sports" section?
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Think of it this way.....its a hell of a lot more useful than the shit you post!
Hope this helps!