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Title: Getbig deadpool
Post by: Bluto on April 10, 2008, 03:03:47 PM
as we know there's been a deadpool for pros for years where they talk about which professional bodybuilders most likely to die in the near future

let's steal that idea, and make one for getbiggers - which getbiggers do you suspect will die first, and what will the cause of death be?

Title: Re: Getbig deadpool
Post by: Monster81 on April 10, 2008, 03:09:22 PM
as we know there's been a deadpool for pros for years where they talk about which professional bodybuilders most likely to die in the near future

let's steal that idea, and make one for getbiggers - which getbiggers do you suspect will die first, and what will the cause of death be?



Next GetBig Suspect To Die: savastase
Cause Of Death: semen overdose
Title: Re: Getbig deadpool
Post by: emn1964 on April 10, 2008, 03:09:53 PM
as we know there's been a deadpool for pros for years where they talk about which professional bodybuilders most likely to die in the near future

let's steal that idea, and make one for getbiggers - which getbiggers do you suspect will die first, and what will the cause of death be?



Next to die:  Onlyme.  Its the obvious choice.
Title: Re: Getbig deadpool
Post by: m8 on April 10, 2008, 03:15:26 PM
I will die soon.
Title: Re: Getbig deadpool
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on April 10, 2008, 03:20:33 PM
Broadstreetbruiser

Massive anal beef injection
Title: Re: Getbig deadpool
Post by: Lamplighterx on April 10, 2008, 03:30:26 PM
No one will die soon i suspect

Hell be enjoying a foot long italian grinder and he'll swallow a large chunk and begin gagging and choking. Pretty soon hell fall on the floor in pain clutching his throat. The lack of oxygen will not kill him, but it will put him into a coma. Weeks later in the hospital his family will pull the plug on his life support. At the funeral, his family and friends will be disgusted by his obese appearance and someone will set fire to his casket.
Title: Re: Getbig deadpool
Post by: The Squadfather on April 10, 2008, 03:33:05 PM
No one will die soon i suspect

Hell be enjoying a foot long italian grinder and he'll swallow a large chunk and begin gagging and choking. Pretty soon hell fall on the floor in pain clutching his throat. The lack of oxygen will not kill him, but it will put him into a coma. Weeks later in the hospital his family will pull the plug on his life support. At the funeral, his family and friends will be disgusted by his obese appearance and someone will set fire to his casket.
impossible, a foot long penis wouldn't even make "no one" flinch.
Title: Re: Getbig deadpool
Post by: Epic_Monster on April 10, 2008, 03:58:54 PM
No one will bleed to the death trying to cut his tits off!!
Title: Re: Getbig deadpool
Post by: Nordic Beast on April 10, 2008, 04:59:48 PM
impossible, a foot long penis wouldn't even make "no one" flinch.
but it sure would make him drool :-X
Title: Re: Getbig deadpool
Post by: SirTraps on April 10, 2008, 05:18:37 PM
Fat Alex will asphyxiate himself with Lysol as he sniffs the bench where Bradly Castleberry's ass was.

    Either that or Castlenuts will kill him when he catches FatAlex peeking up at him under the stall when hes taking a shit.  ;D
Title: Re: Getbig deadpool
Post by: calmus on April 10, 2008, 05:20:40 PM
Fat Alex will asphyxiate himself with Lysol as he sniffs the bench where Bradly Castleberry's ass was.

    Either that or Castlenuts will kill him when he catches FatAlex peeking up at him under the stall when hes taking a shit.  ;D

Why do you hate bodybuilding, bro?  :'(
Title: Re: Getbig deadpool
Post by: Zaphod on April 10, 2008, 05:25:03 PM
in all seriousness, squad will die sooner than anyone.

joke about cocks all you want fatty, you're the one with clogged arteries.

Maybe if youd lose some weight, your wife would fuck you, instead of me, then
you could do some semblance of cardio.

I guess for now, walking from your bed, to the computer, sitting ALL FUCKING DAY
on getbig, and then walking to your car to buy whoppers and big macs 3X daily is a pretty
good workout plan. You should put it in the training logs.

I vote:
Squad by stroke, or heart attack.
If I'm incorrect, it'll be due to his house catching on fire, and the firemen not being able to carry his fatass out of the building.

Aren't you the guy with cum on your face? Why don't you go hold hands with your facebook buddies.
Title: Re: Getbig deadpool
Post by: knny187 on April 10, 2008, 05:59:58 PM
Bluto will die from a posting overdose
Title: Re: Getbig deadpool
Post by: jetpower on April 10, 2008, 08:16:54 PM
I'm already dead...

http://www.g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/blog/post/684449/New_Quarantine_Trailer_.html
Title: Re: Getbig deadpool
Post by: Beener on April 10, 2008, 08:27:31 PM
I sometimes wonder what happens when a high poster on messageboards dies...Like...do people start wondering where they are...or does someone get all sherlock on their ass and find out.