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Title: How to make super crappy hamburgers
Post by: Zaphod on April 13, 2008, 11:18:17 AM
Here's how to make nasty ass hamburgers and piss yourself off  >:(

Use "whole grain" buns  ::)

Add all sorts of stupid shit like "generic hamburger flavoring mix" and breadcrumbs to the meat.  ::)

Use "real" cheese instead of the tastier pre-sliced American variety.  ::)

Cook the meat for a long time so it's safe for your kids and dry as a bone  ::)

Top with hard, out of season tomatoes  ::)

Add weird condiments like relish  ???

I'm still mad the next day!  >:(
Title: Re: How to make super crappy hamburgers
Post by: Hugo Chavez on April 15, 2008, 06:50:17 PM
Here's how to make nasty ass hamburgers and piss yourself off  >:(

Use "whole grain" buns  ::)

Add all sorts of stupid shit like "generic hamburger flavoring mix" and breadcrumbs to the meat.  ::)

Use "real" cheese instead of the tastier pre-sliced American variety.  ::)

Cook the meat for a long time so it's safe for your kids and dry as a bone  ::)

Top with hard, out of season tomatoes  ::)

Add weird condiments like relish  ???

I'm still mad the next day!  >:(

yup, except for the real cheese.  depends on the cheese.
Title: Re: How to make super crappy hamburgers
Post by: Butterbean on April 15, 2008, 06:56:57 PM
yup, except for the real cheese.  depends on the cheese.
Aged Cheddar and Blue are acceptable :)
Title: Re: How to make super crappy hamburgers
Post by: Straw Man on April 15, 2008, 07:41:44 PM
Aged Cheddar and Blue are acceptable :)

a good thick slice of swiss would be my choice
Title: Re: How to make super crappy hamburgers
Post by: Hugo Chavez on April 15, 2008, 07:43:17 PM
Aged Cheddar and Blue are acceptable :)
pepperjack, another goodie for hamburgers :)
Title: Re: How to make super crappy hamburgers
Post by: Hugo Chavez on April 15, 2008, 07:49:06 PM
What about mushrooms?  I hate them on anything unless I do it because they always fuck it up.  proper like--sauteed w/ butter, white wine, tat seasoned, flamage, not over done, booya... serve...  Not normally my thing on a burger but about once a year I'm in the mood for it and done just right, yum--otherwise I hate them.
Title: Re: How to make super crappy hamburgers
Post by: Geo on April 15, 2008, 07:54:32 PM
What about mushrooms?  I hate them on anything unless I do it because they always fuck it up.  proper like--sauteed w/ butter, white wine, tat seasoned, flamage, not over done, booya... serve...  Not normally my thing on a burger but about once a year I'm in the mood for it and done just right, yum--otherwise I hate them.

and you wonder why people around here think you like sucking dicks

 ::)
Title: Re: How to make super crappy hamburgers
Post by: Hugo Chavez on April 15, 2008, 07:55:58 PM
and you wonder why people around here think you like sucking dicks

 ::)
Because I can cook?  News for you dickhead, chics love it ;)  Oh and you stupid C unt, I'm not goatboy :)
Title: Re: How to make super crappy hamburgers
Post by: Tombo on April 15, 2008, 11:36:28 PM
mushrooms in the meat just works for me
Title: Re: How to make super crappy hamburgers
Post by: Butterbean on April 16, 2008, 07:41:24 AM
a good thick slice of swiss would be my choice
DOn't think I've ever tried that ....yet!


pepperjack, another goodie for hamburgers :)
Agree!


Yes, mushrooms in or on  :D
Title: Re: How to make super crappy hamburgers
Post by: OzmO on April 17, 2008, 01:41:03 PM
And don't push down on the meat with you spatula and only turn once  ;D
Title: Re: How to make super crappy hamburgers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on April 17, 2008, 02:05:50 PM
i like like forcing gasoline up a cows ass and down its throat and then  chucking matches at it..

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instant hamburger!
Title: Re: How to make super crappy hamburgers
Post by: Zaphod on April 17, 2008, 04:20:36 PM
Hamburgers should be fried, not grilled. Thats how they do it in diners.
Title: Re: How to make super crappy hamburgers
Post by: onlyme on April 17, 2008, 06:25:41 PM
I was watching the food channel the other day and it was on the best hamburgers.  There is a diner (can't remember where) that deep fries their hamburger meat.  They grab it out of the deep fryer with the spatula and one bun.  Then place it on on top of the other.  It drips of grease big time.  Plus, they recycle the oil and it is the same oil they used over 90 years ago.  It even made me almost throwup
Title: Re: How to make super crappy hamburgers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on April 17, 2008, 08:16:15 PM
I was watching the food channel the other day and it was on the best hamburgers.  There is a diner (can't remember where) that deep fries their hamburger meat.  They grab it out of the deep fryer with the spatula and one bun.  Then place it on on top of the other.  It drips of grease big time.  Plus, they recycle the oil and it is the same oil they used over 90 years ago.  It even made me almost throwup

heyyyy i saw that also!!!


PS i have a crush on Kat Cora!
Title: Re: How to make super crappy hamburgers
Post by: benchmstr on April 17, 2008, 09:35:27 PM
jalepenos instead of pickles,and that pepper jack better have habenero in it.

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