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Here's how to make nasty ass hamburgers and piss yourself off >:(
Use "whole grain" buns ::)
Add all sorts of stupid shit like "generic hamburger flavoring mix" and breadcrumbs to the meat. ::)
Use "real" cheese instead of the tastier pre-sliced American variety. ::)
Cook the meat for a long time so it's safe for your kids and dry as a bone ::)
Top with hard, out of season tomatoes ::)
Add weird condiments like relish ???
I'm still mad the next day! >:(
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Here's how to make nasty ass hamburgers and piss yourself off >:(
Use "whole grain" buns ::)
Add all sorts of stupid shit like "generic hamburger flavoring mix" and breadcrumbs to the meat. ::)
Use "real" cheese instead of the tastier pre-sliced American variety. ::)
Cook the meat for a long time so it's safe for your kids and dry as a bone ::)
Top with hard, out of season tomatoes ::)
Add weird condiments like relish ???
I'm still mad the next day! >:(
yup, except for the real cheese. depends on the cheese.
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yup, except for the real cheese. depends on the cheese.
Aged Cheddar and Blue are acceptable :)
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Aged Cheddar and Blue are acceptable :)
a good thick slice of swiss would be my choice
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Aged Cheddar and Blue are acceptable :)
pepperjack, another goodie for hamburgers :)
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What about mushrooms? I hate them on anything unless I do it because they always fuck it up. proper like--sauteed w/ butter, white wine, tat seasoned, flamage, not over done, booya... serve... Not normally my thing on a burger but about once a year I'm in the mood for it and done just right, yum--otherwise I hate them.
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What about mushrooms? I hate them on anything unless I do it because they always fuck it up. proper like--sauteed w/ butter, white wine, tat seasoned, flamage, not over done, booya... serve... Not normally my thing on a burger but about once a year I'm in the mood for it and done just right, yum--otherwise I hate them.
and you wonder why people around here think you like sucking dicks
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and you wonder why people around here think you like sucking dicks
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Because I can cook? News for you dickhead, chics love it ;) Oh and you stupid C unt, I'm not goatboy :)
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mushrooms in the meat just works for me
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a good thick slice of swiss would be my choice
DOn't think I've ever tried that ....yet!
pepperjack, another goodie for hamburgers :)
Agree!
Yes, mushrooms in or on :D
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And don't push down on the meat with you spatula and only turn once ;D
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i like like forcing gasoline up a cows ass and down its throat and then chucking matches at it..
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instant hamburger!
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Hamburgers should be fried, not grilled. Thats how they do it in diners.
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I was watching the food channel the other day and it was on the best hamburgers. There is a diner (can't remember where) that deep fries their hamburger meat. They grab it out of the deep fryer with the spatula and one bun. Then place it on on top of the other. It drips of grease big time. Plus, they recycle the oil and it is the same oil they used over 90 years ago. It even made me almost throwup
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I was watching the food channel the other day and it was on the best hamburgers. There is a diner (can't remember where) that deep fries their hamburger meat. They grab it out of the deep fryer with the spatula and one bun. Then place it on on top of the other. It drips of grease big time. Plus, they recycle the oil and it is the same oil they used over 90 years ago. It even made me almost throwup
heyyyy i saw that also!!!
PS i have a crush on Kat Cora!
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jalepenos instead of pickles,and that pepper jack better have habenero in it.
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