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Getbig Main Boards => General Topics => Topic started by: KingCol on April 15, 2008, 06:06:13 PM
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1. If you are over thirty five, and you have a washboard stomach, you
are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and
have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing
the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog,
but gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a
delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And
just think about how you cal l a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get
your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a
cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be
framed, you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such
nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on
bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs
feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko
and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a
Parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is
his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink decaf coffee, you like a high hard one in the poop
chute. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Soy Latte".
If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there,
too.
6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of
dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A
real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that
crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league,
NFL, NHL, college ball,! PGA and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or
you know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type
of
textile other than denim, you are faggadocious.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying
to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk
at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he
needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his
beer, scratch his balls, or play with his broad in the passenger seat.
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r u a sexaholic
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No joke, every single guy I've ever known who owned a cat turned out to be gay. One in my apartment complex YEARS ago died from what I heard was a variant of feline leukemia. I guess he had AIDS or something, I didn't really know the guy.
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If you prance around on stage oiled up in a thong posing and flexing to an audience of cheering men...
If you are in the audience when this is happening and you paid to be there...
If you buy magazines and videos that feature these oiled up flexing men...
::)
It's not a big leap to go from the first pic to the second pic.
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If you prance around on stage oiled up in a thong posing and flexing to an audience of cheering men...
If you are in the audience when this is happening and you paid to be there...
If you buy magazines and videos that feature these oiled up flexing men...
::)
It's not a big leap to go from the first pic to the second pic.
(yawwwnn) ::)
Back to our regular scheduled programming.......
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If you prance around on stage oiled up in a thong posing and flexing to an audience of cheering men...
If you are in the audience when this is happening and you paid to be there...
If you buy magazines and videos that feature these oiled up flexing men...
::)
It's not a big leap to go from the first pic to the second pic.
:-X
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I owned a cat when I was younger, so I guess I'm homosexual.
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You're allowed if you were young at the time. It's a problem if you're a single adult man who owns cats. It's why I changed to dogs. Of course, I'm not man enough for something like a rottweiler or a doberman, but it's a dog damn it!
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If you prance around on stage oiled up in a thong posing and flexing to an audience of cheering men...
If you are in the audience when this is happening and you paid to be there...
If you buy magazines and videos that feature these oiled up flexing men...
::)
keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel "normal" haha ;)
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