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Title: What is the most unhealthy thing you have ever eaten....
Post by: Moosejay on April 17, 2008, 05:57:46 PM
...until today, I thought it was french fries with cheese and gravy.

Today, my gal and I went to a place call;ed Maggie McFly's in Ct.

I have an appetizer that was actually macaroni and cheese, formed/fried with a fried bread coating around it. Think it was Mac and Cheese ball, or sumpin like that.

It was goooood going down, but now, I am dour with regret...

Anyone beat this for lard-ass factor?
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Post by: XFACTOR on April 17, 2008, 06:00:21 PM
This chick named Julie. 
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Post by: Zaphod on April 17, 2008, 06:01:03 PM
Seek not the appetites of Common man. Expensive wine will fuel the drive and set wings alight to Greater insight.
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Post by: Moosejay on April 17, 2008, 06:05:25 PM
Zaphod...that gibberish reminds me of the 'Good Will Hunting' bar scene where Matt Damon 'owns' the pseudo-smart pontificator
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Post by: benchmstr on April 17, 2008, 06:06:33 PM
chicken fried bacon,served with ranch dressing.you can actually fell your heart dying ;D

bench
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Post by: Zaphod on April 17, 2008, 06:08:14 PM
Zaphod...that gibberish reminds me of the 'Good Will Hunting' bar scene where Matt Damon 'owns' the pseudo-smart pontificator

Hahahah, how you like them apples?
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Post by: candidizzle on April 17, 2008, 06:08:44 PM
deep fried twinkie?
Title: Re: What is the most unhealthy thing you have ever eaten....
Post by: Moosejay on April 17, 2008, 06:09:08 PM
Ha...yeah, that sounds bad.

The shit I ate today was so heavy afterward...that, if I were to die and they did an autopsy and sectioned my Carotid artery, plaque would not be found, but an actual sausage link or cheese would be sequestered in there!
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Post by: Moosejay on April 17, 2008, 06:09:45 PM
Hahahah, how you like them apples?

YES!

That was classic :)
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Post by: candidizzle on April 17, 2008, 06:10:46 PM
some sugar coated transfats washed down with some moon shine and a big cigar?
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Post by: Moosejay on April 17, 2008, 06:11:18 PM
Hoo-Hah!
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Post by: m8 on April 17, 2008, 06:11:52 PM
Gotta pleasure yourself once in a while.
Title: Re: What is the most unhealthy thing you have ever eaten....
Post by: Moosejay on April 17, 2008, 06:15:52 PM
I once gained 33 pounds in three days following a show. Granted, much was water, but the gains were so rapid from so much junk food that I thought the skin on my legs would tear....
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Post by: Rami on April 17, 2008, 06:19:21 PM
deep fried butter
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Post by: 240 is Back on April 17, 2008, 06:25:52 PM
sometimes after a 'tremendous twelve' from perkins... 3 eggs, 4 pancakes, sausage, bacon, plus toast and sometimes a blueberry muffin... I feel pretty greasy and disgusting.
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Post by: Moosejay on April 17, 2008, 06:28:04 PM
Yeah man...when I eat like that I can feel grease come right out of my face, seemingly.

I am undergoing a series of surgeries lately, so, I pathetically use this as an excuse to chow down large and unhealthfully...

And to post alot on Getbig :)
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Post by: stormshadow on April 17, 2008, 06:36:07 PM
I feel pretty greasy and disgusting.

Isn't that what every hooker says after servicing the legendary Squadfather?
Title: Re: What is the most unhealthy thing you have ever eaten....
Post by: Moosejay on April 17, 2008, 06:36:50 PM
How about folks who put french fries on their burgers?

Or, I think it is Pizza Hut who puts out the pizzie with the cheese in the crust, as though the other cheese is not enough!

Anyone here ever hear of fried oreo cookies?
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Post by: Kegdrainer on April 17, 2008, 06:41:36 PM
deep fried ice cream with chocolate hazelnut sauce


tempura battered and fried cheesecake.


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Post by: Tombo on April 17, 2008, 06:47:05 PM
i took a few bites out of a lump of mozzarella cheese once, felt pretty yuk after that, im sure my stomach was shaking its proverbial fist at me
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Post by: Moosejay on April 17, 2008, 06:48:09 PM
Fiddle Faddle is another, totally valueless food I just thought of
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Post by: candidizzle on April 17, 2008, 06:48:20 PM
wild salmon steamed broccoli and a glass of water+lemon juice.

 ;D
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Post by: Moosejay on April 17, 2008, 06:53:30 PM
I get low sugar and light-headed just hearing that.
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Post by: genrommel74 on April 18, 2008, 01:09:26 AM
FOr those of you who live on the west coast, you know of a fast food chain called IN' N 'OUT. I once ate a 23 by 23. This means that i ate 23 hamburger patties and 23 slices of cheese, with buns and fries. It took me 2 days to recover, and 1 hour to eat
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Post by: Mars on April 18, 2008, 01:17:47 AM
Title: Re: What is the most unhealthy thing you have ever eaten....
Post by: Moosejay on April 18, 2008, 04:37:11 AM
FOr those of you who live on the west coast, you know of a fast food chain called IN' N 'OUT. I once ate a 23 by 23. This means that i ate 23 hamburger patties and 23 slices of cheese, with buns and fries. It took me 2 days to recover, and 1 hour to eat

I am in San Fran 5 times per year...and ate at In N Out...I was eating clean at the time....spent one day in bed from that
Title: Re: What is the most unhealthy thing you have ever eaten....
Post by: nder98 on April 18, 2008, 06:10:48 AM
...until today, I thought it was french fries with cheese and gravy.

Today, my gal and I went to a place call;ed Maggie McFly's in Ct.

I have an appetizer that was actually macaroni and cheese, formed/fried with a fried bread coating around it. Think it was Mac and Cheese ball, or sumpin like that.

It was goooood going down, but now, I am dour with regret...

Anyone beat this for lard-ass factor?

In jersey, there is this food truck that this guy makes this sandwich if I told you what was on it, you would have a heat attack.  This sandwich was on garlic bread, with chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks, bacon, gyro meat with that taziki sause, and some other shit. If you finish it, you get the to name it. I took 3 bites and felt like I needed a triple bypass.
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Post by: d0nny2600 on April 18, 2008, 06:14:10 AM
I'll answer on squads behalf:

"It's a tie between 3 triple whoppers (which I eat at each meal of the day)

OR

My girls vagina

OR

SS's asshole"
Man he is still melting
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Post by: CalvinH on April 18, 2008, 06:23:34 AM
Man he is still melting




Why would he wanna eat SS's asshole?
Title: Re: What is the most unhealthy thing you have ever eaten....
Post by: d0nny2600 on April 18, 2008, 06:26:02 AM



Why would he wanna eat SS's asshole?
Someone has got into his head so much that all he can think about is man ass...
Title: Re: What is the most unhealthy thing you have ever eaten....
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 18, 2008, 06:31:20 AM
Carl's Jr. DOUBLE $6 burger.  That right there is about 1300 calories.
Title: Re: What is the most unhealthy thing you have ever eaten....
Post by: Moosejay on April 18, 2008, 06:46:20 AM
in ONE burger??? Unbelievable!
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Post by: tommywishbone on April 18, 2008, 06:52:36 AM
I swallowed two $20 crack rocks when we got pulled by the fuzz last Friday night. Does that count? I managed to vomit them back up and we smoked them in the Gremlin.
Title: Re: What is the most unhealthy thing you have ever eaten....
Post by: Pet shop boys on April 18, 2008, 06:59:40 AM
This chick named Julie. 

A 6 pack of Corona with a Large extra cheese peperonni pizza  no joke....

will do it again this weekend.


WHHOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Post by: 240 is Back on April 18, 2008, 07:00:44 AM
Carl's Jr. DOUBLE $6 burger.  That right there is about 1300 calories.

yeah when i was bulking i had a wendys triple cheeseburger, 5 nights a week, for a whole summer.

1050 calories.
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Post by: KillerMonk on April 18, 2008, 07:08:46 AM
I swallowed two $20 crack rocks when we got pulled by the fuzz last Friday night. Does that count? I managed to vomit them back up and we smoked them in the Gremlin.
Your my type of guy,Had the police search my residence due to a crazy ex girlfreind had enough time to put an ounce of weed down my pants and all they found was the bong even went down to the police station with the weed in my jocks, luckily the police officer who patted me down did not feel my crotch.
Title: Re: What is the most unhealthy thing you have ever eaten....
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on April 18, 2008, 10:50:00 AM
theres this greasy spoon around the corner. about once a year i get the chicken wing platter

6 chicken wings
a handfull of fries
onion rings
zucchini (sp)
and cheese toast

all fried!!! disgusting, but so damn good. If your real quiet when you eat, you can actually hear your arteries hardening
Title: Re: What is the most unhealthy thing you have ever eaten....
Post by: The ChemistV2 on April 18, 2008, 11:33:56 AM
Two months ago, I was eating at a nice hotel that has a great Brunch. I really overdid it. Had the guy carve me about 1/2 pound of roast beef, then turkey with stuffing, Mashed potatoes. Then I come back up to the buffet table and eat 2 giant bowls of rigatoni with meat sauce. Then I had a couple of waffles with maple syrup and 2 large sausages. Then I went to the desert table and ate 3 huge pieces of Key Lime Pie. A couple of hours later, my stomach looked incredibly bloated, kind of like certain IFBB pros. Now I had been dieting pretty strictly, doing cycles of 14 days of 100 grms of Carbs followed by one carb up day on day 15. But this was just nuts. Did get a good pump the next day training chest and bi's.
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Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on April 18, 2008, 11:37:31 AM
I heard "no one" once swallowed loads from 5 black dudes he hooked up with at the Blue Oyster bar.  Does that count?
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Post by: wisconsinBB on April 18, 2008, 11:41:26 AM
I'm pretty sure wings are right up there with the shittiest foods you can eat.  Deep fried twinkies are pretty awesome too!
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Post by: Obvious Gimmick on April 18, 2008, 03:11:59 PM
had a friend who would eat deep fried pickles. fucking disgusting!
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Post by: ozman on April 18, 2008, 03:20:42 PM
deep fried Zuchini flowers
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Post by: bigkubby on April 18, 2008, 03:32:41 PM
yaaaayah i came home drunk the other night and i devoured a hungry mans pizza stix dinner some bbq pork ribs, granola bar and a vanilla ice cream sandwhich all the while i washed it down with a beer
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Post by: dr.chimps on April 18, 2008, 03:38:06 PM
I swallowed two $20 crack rocks when we got pulled by the fuzz last Friday night. Does that count? I managed to vomit them back up and we smoked them in the Gremlin.
The judges would also have accepted Pacer. Score counts.  :D
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Post by: swilkins1984 on April 18, 2008, 05:15:19 PM
Not necessary what I ate but the ammount I ate. I've put away 1-1/2 large stuff crust sausage pizzas, cheese sticks, 12-15 buffalo wings, and a few beers one evening plus the usual 4 small healthy meals during the day. Pure gluttony I couldn't put my lifting belt back at the normal notch for 4 days and I slept most of the day afterwards  :-X
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Post by: mass 04 on April 18, 2008, 05:16:00 PM
mac and cheese pizza.
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Post by: 240 is Back on April 18, 2008, 05:18:24 PM
I just drank a 900 calorie shake.

2 cup skim milk, 4 tbsp PB, 2 packets carnation, 2 bananas, and of course some whey.
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Post by: swilkins1984 on April 18, 2008, 05:24:39 PM
I swear these work for me provided you don't go too nuts on the food and maybe get a hard work out right before eating. After 3 quarter pounders and large fries at 9 pm, I woke up the next day with basically no bloating and no extra weight. Thats almost 2000 cals in addition to what I ate earlier.
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Post by: Lamplighterx on April 18, 2008, 05:39:58 PM
I'll answer on squads behalf:

"It's a tie between 3 triple whoppers (which I eat at each meal of the day)

OR

My girls vagina

OR

SS's asshole"
first off cushing, you do not eat vagina...you suck dick...because you are a homosexual...your ugly pic proves it

second, why do u want to eat SS's asshole??? You fags have some kinky fetishes
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Post by: The Coach on April 18, 2008, 06:03:31 PM
.........kind of a personal question isn't it :-\?
Title: Re: What is the most unhealthy thing you have ever eaten....
Post by: Moosejay on April 22, 2008, 07:41:01 AM
I usually stay pretty lean.

However, as I have said, I have had a few major surgeries of late...so  my diet has gone to crap...

Just went to breakfast this a.m. with girl friend...PLANNED on egg whites and toast...


Ate pancakes slathered in syrup, butter-encumbered english muffins, some of her has browns...and I now feel as though upon autopsy they will section my carotid artery and an actual sausage link will fall out of my vessel!
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Post by: Special Ed on April 22, 2008, 07:46:39 AM
Once I ate a girl with herpes. She didn't tell me until afterwards. My older sister was a real whackjob.
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Post by: Moosejay on April 22, 2008, 07:47:42 AM
Well Ed, I guess that gives you true 'soldier' status... :)
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Post by: The Master on April 22, 2008, 08:07:45 AM
Once I ate a girl with herpes. She didn't tell me until afterwards. My older sister was a real whackjob.

Ed brings teh funny ;D
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Post by: polychronopolous on April 22, 2008, 09:08:28 AM
Ed brings teh funny ;D
He's the host of a weekly bodybuilding show.
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Post by: E N A N T H A T O R on April 22, 2008, 09:09:16 AM
Ed brings teh funny ;D
You bring the homosexuality!! Fuckin FAG!
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Post by: Epic_Monster on April 22, 2008, 09:13:02 AM
Your Mother I nearly died! :-X
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Post by: Thin Lizzy on April 22, 2008, 09:22:35 AM
There's a pizza place in Manhattan, Strombolis, that has the best sausage/pepperoni pizza I've ever eaten. I usually have a slice every two weeks, or so. I figure dying while eating one of those slices wouldn't be a bad way to go.
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Post by: davie on April 22, 2008, 09:43:25 AM
Battered mars bar.

When i was a kid, a local ship shop sold them, they took a mars bar (out the wrapper lol) and dunked it in the deep fat frier.fatty on the outside, soft chocolate and nougat on the outside.
Was gonna make it osund nice, but i cant stand them and its hard putting a good spin on sumthin so unhealthy lol.

davie
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Post by: The Master on April 22, 2008, 10:08:11 AM
You bring the homosexuality!! Fuckin FAG!

Go fuck yourself.  :-*
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Post by: polychronopolous on April 22, 2008, 11:09:44 AM
Battered mars bar.

When i was a kid, a local ship shop sold them, they took a mars bar (out the wrapper lol) and dunked it in the deep fat frier.fatty on the outside, soft chocolate and nougat on the outside.
Was gonna make it osund nice, but i cant stand them and its hard putting a good spin on sumthin so unhealthy lol.

davie
They sell deep fried snickers bar at the Texas State Fair every year.
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Post by: freespirit on April 22, 2008, 11:13:57 AM
saucijzenbroodje:
Title: Re: What is the most unhealthy thing you have ever eaten....
Post by: Brutal_1 on April 22, 2008, 11:36:47 AM


How about a previously vomited protein shake  ;D


I posted this story on the nutrition board a while back.


Short version:
After training legs I had a Met-rx shake immediately after, while my stomach was still uneasy...it came back up so I puked it back into the blender (along with what I had for breakfast)....waited a little to compose myself....then drank it again!  ;)  It stayed down that time.  It was during my undergrad years and I wasn't going to waste that damn shake! Those things were expensive!
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Post by: mass 04 on April 22, 2008, 11:38:33 AM

How about a previously vomited protein shake  ;D


I posted this story on the nutrition board a while back.


Short version:
After training legs I had a Met-rx shake immediately after, while my stomach was still uneasy...it came back up so I puked it back into the blender (along with what I had for breakfast)....waited a little to compose myself....then drank it again!  ;)  It stayed down that time.  It was during my undergrad years and I wasn't going to waste that damn shake! Those things were expensive!
:-X :-X :-X
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 22, 2008, 11:39:21 AM
I ate this hookers snatch once while travelling through Thailand.  Probably wasn't a healthy choice
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Post by: Eyeball Chambers on April 22, 2008, 11:45:23 AM
32 ounces of Prime Rib
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Post by: Tapeworm on April 22, 2008, 11:48:32 AM
I ate a curry once that had to be 20 day old roadkill.  "Thank you sir, vomit again."
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Post by: MisterMagoo on April 22, 2008, 11:54:21 AM
- deep fried oreos

- coney island's "sundowners"

- two funnel cakes at once

the list goes on. chances are i'll have another entry this weekend.
Title: Re: What is the most unhealthy thing you have ever eaten....
Post by: Moosejay on April 22, 2008, 12:16:41 PM

How about a previously vomited protein shake  ;D


I posted this story on the nutrition board a while back.


Short version:
After training legs I had a Met-rx shake immediately after, while my stomach was still uneasy...it came back up so I puked it back into the blender (along with what I had for breakfast)....waited a little to compose myself....then drank it again!  ;)  It stayed down that time.  It was during my undergrad years and I wasn't going to waste that damn shake! Those things were expensive!

well, that is a new one!
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Post by: candidizzle on April 22, 2008, 01:36:16 PM
32 ounces of Prime Rib
theres nothing unhealthy about that ben
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Post by: Epic_Monster on April 22, 2008, 03:15:42 PM

How about a previously vomited protein shake  ;D


I posted this story on the nutrition board a while back.


Short version:
After training legs I had a Met-rx shake immediately after, while my stomach was still uneasy...it came back up so I puked it back into the blender (along with what I had for breakfast)....waited a little to compose myself....then drank it again!  ;)  It stayed down that time.  It was during my undergrad years and I wasn't going to waste that damn shake! Those things were expensive!

Dizam!!!  :-X
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Post by: bigbadwolfe on April 22, 2008, 05:38:05 PM
The Hoggy's Challenge Saturday night after the Arnold this year ~

Full Rack of Ribs
Half of a BIG BBQ Chicken
1 pound Pulled Pork Sandwich
Big Bowl of Mac and Cheese
Big Slice of Cornbread

I got through the Ribs and Sandwich no problem but the rest about killed me. I ate all this in about 1/2 hr then we went to a Strip Club after and I got a private Dance and the stripper was dancing over top me and dropped her full weight right on my belly. I damn near heaved it all right back up on her cute little ass!!!

That shit sat in heavy on me for about 2 days. Felt like shit the rest of the weekend!!!

(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b163/bigbadwolfe800/l_cc1123c42b4b0747e211105752c81190.jpg)


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Post by: AZbodybuilder on April 22, 2008, 06:28:27 PM
11 crispy creams a couple of days after a comptition, messed by blood sugar up so much, ended up in the hospital. Spiked my blood sugar so much, insulin over compensated and started getting dizzy and tunel vision. Scared me at the time because I didnt know what it was .
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Post by: Geo on April 22, 2008, 06:32:15 PM
What is the most unhealthy thing you have ever eaten....


beer brats....

their pretty disgusting if ya stop and think about it
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Post by: candidizzle on April 22, 2008, 07:22:00 PM
11 crispy creams a couple of days after a comptition, messed by blood sugar up so much, ended up in the hospital. Spiked my blood sugar so much, insulin over compensated and started getting dizzy and tunel vision. Scared me at the time because I didnt know what it was .
you should have had a protien shake and capilitzed on that insulin, bro!!!!  ;D super anabolic environment there
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Post by: Moosejay on April 22, 2008, 07:43:18 PM
Tonight's cheat:

Fish and chips.

Gawd I'm weak.

Key= go to sleep and forget about it.