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Title: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: SirTraps on April 18, 2008, 06:34:51 PM
what the hell happened to it ? Fat Alex started the thread using a gimmick account.

 It was on here earlier today-now its been deleted.

        Dont tell me Squadfat cried to the mods ? What the hell happened ?  ???
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: SirTraps on April 18, 2008, 07:25:57 PM
Buhler ? ?????
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: chaos on April 18, 2008, 07:26:35 PM
Fail
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: The Squadfather on April 18, 2008, 07:26:55 PM
it's around here somewhere or it was moved to another board, i've never cried to a mod and never will.
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: mass 04 on April 18, 2008, 07:27:05 PM
who gives a shit?
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: SirTraps on April 18, 2008, 07:35:57 PM
it's around here somewhere or it was moved to another board, i've never cried to a mod and never will.

  No it was deleted.  I just wonder why that thread would be deleted ?  :-\
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: The Squadfather on April 18, 2008, 07:37:03 PM
  No it was deleted.  I just wonder why that thread would be deleted ?  :-\
who knows but i promise you i didn't complain, plenty of other shit on here ripping on me and it stays.
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: qiniz on April 18, 2008, 07:42:51 PM
alex = fat and not funny
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: SirTraps on April 18, 2008, 07:44:50 PM
he is a huge douchebag, but it was an interesting thread-and very strange that it was deleted, not moved but deleted ?  ???
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: chaos on April 18, 2008, 07:46:42 PM
alex = fat and not funny
Hi Alex!! :D
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: qiniz on April 18, 2008, 07:51:08 PM
Hi Alex!! :D


hahaha! without showing you a pic how can i proof to you im not him?
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: mass 04 on April 18, 2008, 07:54:32 PM

hahaha! without showing you a pic how can i proof to you im not him?
nude spread eagle shots of your wife/gf.
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: chaos on April 18, 2008, 07:55:29 PM

hahaha! without showing you a pic how can i proof to you im not him?
:-\  ???

Just block your face....with a sign.
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: The Squadfather on April 18, 2008, 07:57:38 PM
:-\  ???

Just block your face....with a sign.
are you implying that "qiniz" likes the penis just like Alex23, big Chaos?
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: chaos on April 18, 2008, 07:59:14 PM
are you implying that "qiniz" likes the penis just like Alex23, big Chaos?
Unless he can provide some proof, I am insinuating the 'qiniz' likes to be the filling in a gay Oreo threeway..... :-X
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: SirTraps on April 18, 2008, 07:59:54 PM
I didnt get to see the end of that thread before it was deleted.  Fat Alex claims SpecialEd called Squad's house and every time an elderly lady answered and screamed "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE".

       Squad denies this and challenged SpecialEd to come on here and verify or deny this claim.  Did Ed ever post on that thread and what was the final verdict ?

 ;D
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on April 18, 2008, 08:00:20 PM
Holy cripes, Alex, how many gimmicks do you have ??? ??? :o
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: chaos on April 18, 2008, 08:03:20 PM
Holy cripes, Alex, how many gimmicks do you have ??? ??? :o
More than god, Pandae, more than god.
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on April 18, 2008, 08:04:13 PM
More than god, Pandae, more than god.

Yeah that's what I'm starting to think.  I can't imagine how anyone would have time for a gimmick.  Shit, I barely have enough time to post on my only account :-\
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: qiniz on April 18, 2008, 08:06:26 PM
Unless he can provide some proof, I am insinuating the 'qiniz' likes to be the filling in a gay Oreo threeway..... :-X

hahahahahah!

why the attack man, never flamed you or anything
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: chaos on April 18, 2008, 08:08:35 PM
hahahahahah!

why the attack man, never flamed you or anything
Settle down and wipe away the tears, it's just the internet.

Post your phone #, I'll call you and see if you have a french(hahahhhaa)accent.
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: mass 04 on April 18, 2008, 08:09:28 PM
Settle down and wipe away the tears, it's just the internet.

Post your phone #, I'll call you and see if you have a french(hahahhhaa)accent.
LMAO
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: qiniz on April 18, 2008, 08:12:07 PM
sure thing, ill get right on that  ::)
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on April 18, 2008, 08:13:38 PM
Post your phone #, I'll call you and see if you have a french(hahahhhaa)accent.

I'm guessing this is Alex gimmick #567 ??? ;D
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: chaos on April 18, 2008, 08:14:19 PM
sure thing, ill get right on that  ::)
Shoot me a PM with it Alex.......I won't share...honest ;D



What is your area code?
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: SirTraps on April 18, 2008, 08:28:55 PM
If Squad does live in his mothers basement, whats the big deal ?

   If he has a separate cellar entrance, he can always bring in porn and doughnuts without his mother getting up in his business  :D
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: The Squadfather on April 18, 2008, 08:31:15 PM
If Squad does live in his mothers basement, whats the big deal ?

   If he has a separate cellar entrance, he can always bring in porn and doughnuts without his mother getting up in his business  :D
hahahaha, still harboring some hurt feelings from my Tim Tebow comments i see right "traps"? ;D
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: SirTraps on April 18, 2008, 08:40:09 PM
No, actually you never commented on Tebow, your gimmick account "TheLameFalsehood" did, you just fucked up Squad.

    Im trying to help you out here, living in your mothers basement isnt that bad a gig Squid.   ;D
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: chaos on April 18, 2008, 08:42:20 PM
No, actually you never commented on Tebow, your gimmick account "TheLameFalsehood" did, you just fucked up Squad.

    Im trying to help you out here, living in your mothers basement isnt that bad a gig Squid.   ;D
Post a pic of your traps, they must be huge if you have to call them "sir".
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: WillGrant on April 18, 2008, 08:44:09 PM
it's around here somewhere or it was moved to another board, i've never cried to a mod and never will.
What about when the first pics of you were exposed,did you not cry to BH on the phone? ;D
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: The Squadfather on April 18, 2008, 08:44:21 PM
No, actually you never commented on Tebow, your gimmick account "TheLameFalsehood" did, you just fucked up Squad.

    Im trying to help you out here, living in your mothers basement isnt that bad a gig Squid.   ;D
no that was me sweetie, go back and look at the posts, we went back and forth a few months ago about you claiming that Tebow could bench 450 when it's obvious with his absolutely massive 205 pound frame and 15 inch guns that he didn't do anywhere near that.
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: SirTraps on April 18, 2008, 08:44:43 PM
Post a pic of Daves Mothers house and his basement lair

 ;D
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: SirTraps on April 18, 2008, 08:46:19 PM
What about when the first pics of you were exposed,did you not cry to BH on the phone? ;D

 ;D
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: Sharma on April 19, 2008, 04:48:24 AM
HAHA I love to see this little bitches post meltdown threads after being given a bloody nose and bruised ego from the great squad.


 So whay anyway even if he did live with his mother. For many people it is natural to stay with parents and live in the same house, street, village.

If he does then I say well done to him that he look after her after she raised him.
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: WillGrant on April 19, 2008, 04:52:40 AM
HAHA I love to see this little bitches post meltdown threads after being given a bloody nose and bruised ego from the great squad.


 So whay anyway even if he did live with his mother. For many people it is natural to stay with parents and live in the same house, street, village.

If he does then I say well done to him that he look after her after she raised him.
The best thing that could happen to you Ram Sami is to be buried with a side of pork , how say you savage  :D
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: The Luke on April 19, 2008, 07:15:49 AM
it's around here somewhere or it was moved to another board, i've never cried to a mod and never will.

...eh, didn't you cry to Mindspin (a mod) about having your "sarcasm" handle deleted because you had to start your post count all over again?

Remember that? You called Mindspin a liar because he claimed to be certain weight... but you didn't confront him openly, you waited till after he announced he was off on holidays and wouldn't be on the boards for a few days... then you and your "squad" filled up that thread with a self-congratulatory circle-jerk of mutual affirmation and used all the gimmick accounts at your disposals to ask why Mindspin wasn't defending against your claims.

But you went too far... you bet your account... Mindspin came back from holidays, posted video proof of his weight and deleted your account.

You begged for your account back... doesn't that constitute "crying to a mod"?


What about when you started pm'ing Ron (the uber-mod) whinging that Mindspin was "abusing his mod powers"? Doesn't that constitute "crying to a mod"?


What about when others on the board (falsely) exposed you as being HBK from the Steroidology forums and you pm'ed Ron and several other mods asked for the threads to be censored... did that constitute "crying to a mod"?


What about when the infamous tubby reflection picture was posted? (Even a teenage shut-in doesn't want to be exposed as a fat bastard)
Did the pms; emails and phonecalls you made constitute "crying to the mods"?


What about when I exposed you as being a teenage shut-in?

You pm'ed just about every mod on this board asking them to either ban me or come to your rescue (truth hurts)... does that constitute "crying to the mods"?

 

I think you need to clarify that statement Squad, as your definition of "crying to a mod" might be somewhat different to our understanding of the phrase.

The Luke
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: Bluto on April 19, 2008, 08:56:18 AM
...eh, didn't you cry to Mindspin (a mod) about having your "sarcasm" handle deleted because you had to start your post count all over again?

Remember that? You called Mindspin a liar because he claimed to be certain weight... but you didn't confront him openly, you waited till after he announced he was off on holidays and wouldn't be on the boards for a few days... then you and your "squad" filled up that thread with a self-congratulatory circle-jerk of mutual affirmation and used all the gimmick accounts at your disposals to ask why Mindspin wasn't defending against your claims.

But you went too far... you bet your account... Mindspin came back from holidays, posted video proof of his weight and deleted your account.

You begged for your account back... doesn't that constitute "crying to a mod"?


What about when you started pm'ing Ron (the uber-mod) whinging that Mindspin was "abusing his mod powers"? Doesn't that constitute "crying to a mod"?


What about when others on the board (falsely) exposed you as being HBK from the Steroidology forums and you pm'ed Ron and several other mods asked for the threads to be censored... did that constitute "crying to a mod"?


What about when the infamous tubby reflection picture was posted? (Even a teenage shut-in doesn't want to be exposed as a fat bastard)
Did the pms; emails and phonecalls you made constitute "crying to the mods"?


What about when I exposed you as being a teenage shut-in?

You pm'ed just about every mod on this board asking them to either ban me or come to your rescue (truth hurts)... does that constitute "crying to the mods"?

 

I think you need to clarify that statement Squad, as your definition of "crying to a mod" might be somewhat different to our understanding of the phrase.

The Luke

meltdown
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: mass 04 on April 19, 2008, 09:03:55 AM
...eh, didn't you cry to Mindspin (a mod) about having your "sarcasm" handle deleted because you had to start your post count all over again?

Remember that? You called Mindspin a liar because he claimed to be certain weight... but you didn't confront him openly, you waited till after he announced he was off on holidays and wouldn't be on the boards for a few days... then you and your "squad" filled up that thread with a self-congratulatory circle-jerk of mutual affirmation and used all the gimmick accounts at your disposals to ask why Mindspin wasn't defending against your claims.

But you went too far... you bet your account... Mindspin came back from holidays, posted video proof of his weight and deleted your account.

You begged for your account back... doesn't that constitute "crying to a mod"?


What about when you started pm'ing Ron (the uber-mod) whinging that Mindspin was "abusing his mod powers"? Doesn't that constitute "crying to a mod"?


What about when others on the board (falsely) exposed you as being HBK from the Steroidology forums and you pm'ed Ron and several other mods asked for the threads to be censored... did that constitute "crying to a mod"?


What about when the infamous tubby reflection picture was posted? (Even a teenage shut-in doesn't want to be exposed as a fat bastard)
Did the pms; emails and phonecalls you made constitute "crying to the mods"?


What about when I exposed you as being a teenage shut-in?

You pm'ed just about every mod on this board asking them to either ban me or come to your rescue (truth hurts)... does that constitute "crying to the mods"?

 

I think you need to clarify that statement Squad, as your definition of "crying to a mod" might be somewhat different to our understanding of the phrase.

The Luke
:-\
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: The Squadfather on April 19, 2008, 09:05:28 AM
:-\
hahahhaa, gotta love "the Luke" and his 55,000 word PhD thesis/Mathematical equation meltdown posts. ;D
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: mass 04 on April 19, 2008, 09:06:40 AM
hahahhaa, gotta love "the Luke" and his 55,000 word PhD thesis/Mathematical equation meltdown posts. ;D
he probabably sits on three phone books at his "work station" to reach the keyboard.
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: Bluto on April 19, 2008, 09:15:26 AM
the luke is easily one of the biggest tools here

didnt he go hunt for bigfoot ?

wasnt that him?
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: mass 04 on April 19, 2008, 09:18:05 AM
the luke is easily one of the biggest tools here

didnt he go hunt for bigfoot ?

wasnt that him?
yes, he also claims to look like Lee Labrada and have better calves than Dorian.
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: no one on April 19, 2008, 09:52:20 AM
...eh, didn't you cry to Mindspin (a mod) about having your "sarcasm" handle deleted because you had to start your post count all over again?

Remember that? You called Mindspin a liar because he claimed to be certain weight... but you didn't confront him openly, you waited till after he announced he was off on holidays and wouldn't be on the boards for a few days... then you and your "squad" filled up that thread with a self-congratulatory circle-jerk of mutual affirmation and used all the gimmick accounts at your disposals to ask why Mindspin wasn't defending against your claims.

But you went too far... you bet your account... Mindspin came back from holidays, posted video proof of his weight and deleted your account.

You begged for your account back... doesn't that constitute "crying to a mod"?


What about when you started pm'ing Ron (the uber-mod) whinging that Mindspin was "abusing his mod powers"? Doesn't that constitute "crying to a mod"?


What about when others on the board (falsely) exposed you as being HBK from the Steroidology forums and you pm'ed Ron and several other mods asked for the threads to be censored... did that constitute "crying to a mod"?


What about when the infamous tubby reflection picture was posted? (Even a teenage shut-in doesn't want to be exposed as a fat bastard)
Did the pms; emails and phonecalls you made constitute "crying to the mods"?


What about when I exposed you as being a teenage shut-in?

You pm'ed just about every mod on this board asking them to either ban me or come to your rescue (truth hurts)... does that constitute "crying to the mods"?

 

I think you need to clarify that statement Squad, as your definition of "crying to a mod" might be somewhat different to our understanding of the phrase.

The Luke

is this true?
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on April 19, 2008, 09:55:08 AM
is this true?

Why did you actually read all that?  ::)
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: sgt. d on April 19, 2008, 10:01:05 AM
I had a good workout with a bigfoot today. Fucker was extremely strong on all pressing movements. The Luke he says he knows you
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: SirTraps on April 19, 2008, 10:23:55 AM
...eh, didn't you cry to Mindspin (a mod) about having your "sarcasm" handle deleted because you had to start your post count all over again?

Remember that? You called Mindspin a liar because he claimed to be certain weight... but you didn't confront him openly, you waited till after he announced he was off on holidays and wouldn't be on the boards for a few days... then you and your "squad" filled up that thread with a self-congratulatory circle-jerk of mutual affirmation and used all the gimmick accounts at your disposals to ask why Mindspin wasn't defending against your claims.

But you went too far... you bet your account... Mindspin came back from holidays, posted video proof of his weight and deleted your account.

You begged for your account back... doesn't that constitute "crying to a mod"?


What about when you started pm'ing Ron (the uber-mod) whinging that Mindspin was "abusing his mod powers"? Doesn't that constitute "crying to a mod"?


What about when others on the board (falsely) exposed you as being HBK from the Steroidology forums and you pm'ed Ron and several other mods asked for the threads to be censored... did that constitute "crying to a mod"?


What about when the infamous tubby reflection picture was posted? (Even a teenage shut-in doesn't want to be exposed as a fat bastard)
Did the pms; emails and phonecalls you made constitute "crying to the mods"?


What about when I exposed you as being a teenage shut-in?

You pm'ed just about every mod on this board asking them to either ban me or come to your rescue (truth hurts)... does that constitute "crying to the mods"?

 

I think you need to clarify that statement Squad, as your definition of "crying to a mod" might be somewhat different to our understanding of the phrase.

The Luke

   Holy Shit Luke, if all that is true-then Dave really is a huge Puss that lives in his mother's basement.  :o
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: Bluto on April 19, 2008, 10:25:42 AM
yes, he also claims to look like Lee Labrada and have better calves than Dorian.

hahaha what an idiot i think he should kill himself
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: SirTraps on April 19, 2008, 12:59:39 PM
bump this mutha  ;D

        "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE  TELEPHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE"
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: The Squadfather on April 19, 2008, 01:00:27 PM
bump this mutha  ;D

        "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE  TELEPHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE"
bump this mutha ;D

"TEBOW'S REAL BENCH IS 305"
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: The Luke on April 19, 2008, 02:12:23 PM
is this true?

...every bit of it. The guy is an Adonis-grade troll.

People do offer him some measure of faux respect but only in exchange for him staying off their threads.

Similarly, Bluto now hates me because yesterday I asked him to stay off 240's "Cycling for Pennies" thread... when he wouldn't quit the argument mongering I proffered the theory that perhaps we should all stage an intervention by ignoring Bluto's posts... (within minutes Bluto was pm'ing me and had started a thread asking people to sign up for his pm-postings as he wasn't going to post on the boards any more... instead only his "fans" would receive his witty and insightful musings).

This place is getting more like an asylum every day.



The Luke
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: Bluto on April 19, 2008, 02:15:24 PM
...every bit of it. The guy is an Adonis-grade troll.

People do offer him some measure of faux respect but only in exchange for him staying off their threads.

Similarly, Bluto now hates me because yesterday I asked him to stay off 240's "Cycling for Pennies" thread... when he wouldn't quit the argument mongering I proffered the theory that perhaps we should all stage an intervention by ignoring Bluto's posts... (within minutes Bluto was pm'ing me and had started a thread asking people to sign up for his pm-postings as he wasn't going to post on the boards any more... instead only his "fans" would receive his witty and insightful musings).

This place is getting more like an asylum every day.



The Luke

we're not the ones that go looking for "bigfoot"

you are.

that makes you the nutcase!

(http://s2k-ftp.cs.berkeley.edu:8000/sequoia/clip-art/bigfoot.gif)
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: The Luke on April 19, 2008, 02:49:45 PM
Bluto,

You seem to be labouring under the delusion that I care what you or anyone else on this board thinks of me... trust me, nothing could be further from the truth.

Such transference often belies the insecurities of the one attempting to turn the argument rather than those of the subject of the attack, so I'll take this opportunity to both dissuade you of your false assumptions and prove how close to home such aggressions originate.

Or, in layman's terms... you're attacking my character Bluto because you yourself fear losing what little credibility you have, and I'll prove it.


I am a short, fat, balding 30 year old parents-basement-dwelling loser (think George Kastanza) who squanders what little money he manages to accrue working dead-end minimum wage jobs searching for buried treasure in southern France and traipsing across North America hunting for Bigfoot.

I admit these things because I genuinely don't care what people think of me.

The interesting point is that I, with my measely thousand posts, am better respected on this board than either you, Squadfather or any of the other troll shut-ins.


Why am I better respected than either you or Squadfather...?


Because I, like most of the genuine posters on this forum, am simply better than you.


Why? Because I lift weights and occasionally leave my house.



The Luke
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: Bluto on April 19, 2008, 02:51:56 PM
sorry not even gonna read that. get to the point and stop posting half page meltdowns every other page
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: SirTraps on April 19, 2008, 02:56:39 PM
I highly doubt Bluto leaves his house, he posts 20 hours a day on this site.  ShovelFace is a L-O-S-E-R.

    Have we clarified who the elderly woman who answers the phone at Daves basement is ?  :-\
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: The Luke on April 19, 2008, 05:21:53 PM
I highly doubt Bluto leaves his house, he posts 20 hours a day on this site.  ShovelFace is a L-O-S-E-R.

    Have we clarified who the elderly woman who answers the phone at Daves basement is ?  :-\

His mom... I know that sometime a couple years back (before '05 or '06) he was 15... guess he could be anything from 17 to 20 by now.

You can tell from the put-on accent and deliberately deepened voice when he calls in Big Nation, whenever he gets attacked his pitch moves up by octaves... kinda like a girl trying to do a mans voice, the pretense slips under stress.


As for Bluto... just ignore him, nothing annoys him more.

Whenever he is exposed for what he is (a moronic non-training shut-in troll), he puts down his detractors with the "I'm not even reading that" line...

Give it a few hours... he'll make reference to what I wrote... he can't help himself, his entire self-image is based upon what people on GetBig think of him. He simply HAS to read anything, everything that is written about him.


The Luke
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: onlyme on April 19, 2008, 07:44:10 PM
That pic of Bigfoot looks a lot like Goodrum
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: The Squadfather on April 19, 2008, 07:45:55 PM
That pic of Bigfoot looks a lot like Goodrum
;D
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: windsor88 on April 19, 2008, 07:48:37 PM


Similarly, Bluto now hates me because yesterday I asked him to stay off 240's "Cycling for Pennies" thread... when he wouldn't quit the argument mongering I proffered the theory that perhaps we should all stage an intervention by ignoring Bluto's posts... (within minutes Bluto was pm'ing me and had started a thread asking people to sign up for his pm-postings as he wasn't going to post on the boards any more... instead only his "fans" would receive his witty and insightful musings).

Now that is just pathetic.
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: mass 04 on April 19, 2008, 07:48:45 PM
I can see The Luke sitting on bricks to reach the keyboard, with his face three inches away from the screen and his ponytail drenched in sweat typing these 127,948 word manifestos.
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: SirTraps on April 20, 2008, 05:48:15 AM
If what The Luke says about Squadfat is true......oh brother........... ;D
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: Benny B on April 20, 2008, 06:03:47 AM
A Day in the life...

Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom.
             Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.

Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig.
                 Take out the garbage for mom.

Afternoon:  Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom 
                and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself.
                Checks mailbox for disability check.

Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap.
                   Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of   
                   various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.

Evening:     Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with
                 meat sauce!
                 Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".

Bedtime:     Has another MuscleTech shake.
                 Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a   
                 smile.

Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather". 
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: windsor88 on April 20, 2008, 06:18:11 AM
A Day in the life...

Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom.
             Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.

Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig.
                 Take out the garbage for mom.

Afternoon:  Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom 
                and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself.
                Checks mailbox for disability check.

Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap.
                   Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of   
                   various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.

Evening:     Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with
                 meat sauce!
                 Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".

Bedtime:     Has another MuscleTech shake.
                 Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a   
                 smile.

Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather". 


How many boards are you going to post this on?    ::)
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: Benny B on April 20, 2008, 06:20:30 AM
How many boards are you going to post this on?    ::)
As many as I feel like, fucktard.
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: chaos on April 20, 2008, 08:43:56 AM
As many as I feel like, fucktard.
Brutal internet tough guy. ::)
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: Benny B on April 20, 2008, 11:38:48 AM
Brutal internet tough guy. ::)
take it easy gomer, you're killing me
 ::)
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: chaos on April 20, 2008, 01:03:30 PM
take it easy gomer, you're killing me
 ::)
Settle down wetback, you're out of control.
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: Benny B on April 20, 2008, 05:29:28 PM
Settle down wetback, you're out of control.
its ok my inbred redneck friend, I know these are difficult times for you  :-*
Title: Re: The "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" thread ?
Post by: no one on April 21, 2008, 12:25:46 PM
A Day in the life...

Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom.
             Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.

Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig.
                 Take out the garbage for mom.

Afternoon:  Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom 
                and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself.
                Checks mailbox for disability check.

Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap.
                   Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of   
                   various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.

Evening:     Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with
                 meat sauce!
                 Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".

Bedtime:     Has another MuscleTech shake.
                 Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a   
                 smile.

Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather". 


quoted for probability.