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Title: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: New Hank Wood on April 20, 2008, 04:20:59 PM
My vote goes to Luke Wood.

Reason: Ongoing illnesses, appalling lines (assymetrical).
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: candidizzle on April 20, 2008, 04:21:57 PM
what the fuck...      :-X
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: Meltdown on April 20, 2008, 04:22:18 PM
Thanks Milos.
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: titusisback on April 20, 2008, 04:22:25 PM
my vote goes to no one... after dropping tons of weight, he still looks like piece of crap with boob implants
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: candidizzle on April 20, 2008, 04:24:06 PM
luke who ?



NT
;)
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: marcus on April 20, 2008, 04:26:29 PM
I'd say Titty Boy is far less lucky.
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: jetcity on April 20, 2008, 04:26:58 PM
i thought lee priest was?
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on April 20, 2008, 04:28:02 PM
I'd say Titty Boy is far less lucky.
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: 20inch calves on April 20, 2008, 04:28:38 PM
;)



he looks freakish in that photo
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: chaos on April 20, 2008, 04:37:32 PM


he looks freakish in that photo
He is freakish.
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: Stavios on April 20, 2008, 04:42:29 PM
Luke looks fucking incredible right now !!!

maybe he can post his new pics ?

there are some on Milos board, he is crazy thick and lean  :o
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on April 20, 2008, 04:43:14 PM
he is crazy thick and lean  :o

sounds like you wanna poke him, canada boy.
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: Stavios on April 20, 2008, 04:47:28 PM
sounds like you wanna poke him, canada boy.

Stavios got out of the closet with the help of Musclephone


Thanks Musclephone !
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: marcus on April 20, 2008, 04:50:20 PM
Stavios got out of the closet with the help of Musclephone


Thanks Musclephone !

Looks like I need a refund on mine, I never got that text.  :-[
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: Purge_WTF on April 20, 2008, 04:55:48 PM
;)

  Jeez, that's incredible. Sick delts and bis.
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: Nordic Beast on April 20, 2008, 05:23:38 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=210987.0;attach=246704;image)

his physique is so ugly----looks like a mish mash of bodyparts with no cohesion sort of like playdoh stuck to a skeleton
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: OTHstrong on April 20, 2008, 05:25:25 PM
Goerge Farah
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: Meltdown on April 20, 2008, 06:14:30 PM
They do test IFBB Pros don't they. ;D
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: chaos on April 20, 2008, 06:22:25 PM
They do test IFBB Pros don't they. ;D
Where's Chick?
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: New Hank Wood on April 20, 2008, 07:11:37 PM
Being a short bodybuilder (5ft. 10 and under) is unlucky.  Luke is not a short man.  I think he is at least 6ft.

Luke is 'unlucky' because he has been gifted with very unfortunate genetics.  His 'tie ins' are all wrong.  He has a permanent reddened face and large bloated abdomen.

Luke is a friendly and generous human being.  However, he was never meant to be a Pro Bodybuilder.

Not hating, just my opinion.
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: candidizzle on April 20, 2008, 07:14:50 PM
Being a short bodybuilder (5ft. 10 and under) is unlucky.  Luke is not a short man.  I think he is at least 6ft.

Luke is 'unlucky' because he has been gifted with very unfortunate genetics.  His 'tie ins' are all wrong.  He has a permanent reddened face and large bloated abdomen.

Luke is a friendly and generous human being.  However, he was never meant to be a Pro Bodybuilder.

Not hating, just my opinion.
do you even know what a tie in is referring to?

luke wood has phenomenal tie ins, IMO...

and its a very subjective thing, actually

Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: marcus on April 20, 2008, 07:17:00 PM
Why do his abs look like they were drawn on?
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: New Hank Wood on April 20, 2008, 07:35:05 PM
Yes, the tie ins, muscle bellies and the overall-proportions of Luke are all wrong!  I find his photos to be very disturbing, borderline revolting. 

His 'look' is not what this industry needs!  The IFBB already have enough issues; Luke Wood just adds to the woes of an organisation struggling for validation!

Hope he has gotten over his flu!
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: candidizzle on April 20, 2008, 07:37:19 PM
personally i think his pec delt tie in looks bad ass. i think his quads genetic structure are actually very aesthetic, and i think he has some of the best shoulders in the biz.

arent you is brother?
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: New Hank Wood on April 20, 2008, 07:51:12 PM
Luke is more of the 'gym hero' type.  He is a simple and jovial person.  Good to have hanging-around the local gym....but that's about all!

Put him on a stage and the flaws emerge! 

'Aesthetics' and 'Luke' is a marriage made in hell!

The IFBB judges just dont like Luke's shape, plain and simple.

Oh yeah, and it doesn't help 'his cause' by being under the direction of Milos.
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: Meltdown on April 20, 2008, 08:00:26 PM
Hank are you saying Synthol and Insulin are not what is needed when you have a three year flu???.
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: Nordic Beast on April 20, 2008, 08:19:58 PM
Hank please expand on this "sickness" of Luke's.
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: New Hank Wood on April 20, 2008, 08:33:08 PM
Luke has a compromised immune system.  This may have something to do with following Milos' strict 'supplementation diet'.

Luke is constantly dogged by flu's, colds and general low-level viruses.  I have been calling on Luke for years to dump both Milos and 'the diet' and to re-explore healthy eating and sensible training.

Unfortunately, it all falls on deaf ears.  Luke believes, in some crazy way, that he will be an Olympian, and nothing anyone says will change his mind!
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: bigdumbbell on April 20, 2008, 08:35:46 PM
hank, what if luke retired from probodybuilding and did more muscle gallery type stuff?
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Post by: HTexan on April 20, 2008, 09:00:54 PM
flex. Damn ninjas  >:( >:(
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: Earl1972 on April 20, 2008, 09:22:37 PM
the world's most miserable getbigger = hank wood

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Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: dogbowl on April 20, 2008, 09:29:47 PM
the world's unluckiest bodybuilder is the guy who broke his back doing smith-machine squats. left him paralyzed.

they had a story about him on some Current Affairs program a while back, here in Australia.

Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: Method101 on April 20, 2008, 10:39:32 PM
nasser
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: Rottmag on April 20, 2008, 10:57:12 PM
Being a short bodybuilder (5ft. 10 and under) is unlucky.  Luke is not a short man.  I think he is at least 6ft.

Luke is 'unlucky' because he has been gifted with very unfortunate genetics.  His 'tie ins' are all wrong.  He has a permanent reddened face and large bloated abdomen.

Luke is a friendly and generous human being.  However, he was never meant to be a Pro Bodybuilder.

Not hating, just my opinion.

Cool.

I'm sure he'll quickly take it on board.... and dismiss it just as swiftly.

Thanks for coming.
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on April 20, 2008, 10:57:56 PM
Cool.

I'm sure he'll quickly take it on board.... and dismiss it just as swiftly.

Thanks for coming.

Where do you get those sweet avatars?
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: Rottmag on April 20, 2008, 11:04:35 PM
Where do you get those sweet avatars?

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Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: GoneAway on April 20, 2008, 11:43:53 PM
Luke will crack top 5 at the smaller shows this year if he decides to compete and nails his conditioning.
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: BM OUT on April 21, 2008, 10:48:14 AM
The guy looks incredible.Massive and ripped.Whats the problem?
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: HTexan on April 21, 2008, 03:07:16 PM
Where do you get those sweet avatars?
follow the hot link ;D
http://www.forumsextreme.com/
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: Rottmag on April 21, 2008, 04:43:03 PM
follow the hot link ;D
http://www.forumsextreme.com/


No... I just pasted that avatar as a response to his reply.

Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: io856 on April 21, 2008, 04:51:16 PM
Hank are you saying Synthol and Insulin are not what is needed when you have a three year flu???.
(http://www.indiabazar.hu/index_files/image048.jpg)
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: New Hank Wood on April 22, 2008, 05:09:59 PM
Just something not right about this guy's physique!
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: hazbin on April 23, 2008, 01:36:36 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=210987.0;attach=246704;image)

his physique is so ugly----looks like a mish mash of bodyparts with no cohesion sort of like playdoh stuck to a skeleton

gonna get me some playdoh. i wish i was built that phenominal. branch warren wins shows and you pick on this physique??
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: hazbin on April 23, 2008, 01:40:44 AM
Hands down arnold


yeah really, whatever happened to THAT GUY??  haha, good one Bob!
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: musclehedz on April 23, 2008, 03:20:23 AM


Epic mucleworshipper schmoe in the background.
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Post by: Nordic Beast on April 23, 2008, 04:34:06 AM
gonna get me some playdoh. i wish i was built that phenominal. branch warren wins shows and you pick on this physique??
Branch's physique is completely different!! Branch has balanced his physique out over time, taking time to not train his legs to let his upper body catch up.  Luke should do this with some of his bodyparts...except fixing his physique is a lot more complicated than it was to fix Branch's and Luke will never sacrifice any size in order to balance out.


stupid comparsion between a top 3 Arnold finisher and a 3rd tier bottom dweller :-\
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: Determinator on April 23, 2008, 04:42:25 AM
Dennis Wolf.
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: Radical Plato on April 23, 2008, 07:03:58 AM
Looks OK to me, What about Kovacs, now there was an unfortunate bodybuilder, looked OK early in his career, but went horribly off track
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: Mydavid on April 23, 2008, 07:35:19 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=210987.0;attach=246704;image)

Oh yeah, he looks just awful in that pic ::)

Lisa

PS. Good mornin' girls :-*
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: New Hank Wood on April 23, 2008, 03:04:31 PM
I agree. Probably the most hideous of the all the Pros today.
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: Luke Wood on April 23, 2008, 03:07:34 PM
WOW!! A thread on me Hank!!! Thankyou so much my friend! You are without a doubt my most loyal fan!!! ;)
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: hazbin on April 23, 2008, 03:13:39 PM
Branch's physique is completely different!! Branch has balanced his physique out over time, taking time to not train his legs to let his upper body catch up.  Luke should do this with some of his bodyparts...except fixing his physique is a lot more complicated than it was to fix Branch's and Luke will never sacrifice any size in order to balance out.


stupid comparsion between a top 3 Arnold finisher and a 3rd tier bottom dweller :-\

i disagree, which is not uncommon in a subjective sport. i just don't know why you took such offense to my words and felt the need to be insulting.

rik
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: New Hank Wood on April 23, 2008, 03:20:36 PM
WOW!! A thread on me Hank!!! Thankyou so much my friend! You are without a doubt my most loyal fan!!! ;)

Luke, you have a great sense of humour.  You are a hard worker and show dedication to the sport.  But for some reason you have a problem with criticism.

You are not perfect Luke, far from it. 

Many on here find your physique grotesque. This is not a criticism of you as a person, but merely a 'visual/aesthetic' critique!

I just hope you are not still taking advices from Milos anymore?



You look good here.
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: Luke Wood on April 23, 2008, 08:57:31 PM
Luke, you have a great sense of humour.  You are a hard worker and show dedication to the sport.  But for some reason you have a problem with criticism.

You are not perfect Luke, far from it. 

Many on here find your physique grotesque. This is not a criticism of you as a person, but merely a 'visual/aesthetic' critique!

I just hope you are not still taking advices from Milos anymore?


MMM!! i wish i had arms like that!!! sorry but that picture is not me! Legs are too small!! ;D

If have also taken your advice Hank and have CONTINUED to keep working with Milos!! Thankyou for making me see that Hank!




You look good here.
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: Lamplighterx on April 23, 2008, 08:59:32 PM
Luke, you messed up the quote function!!

And hello from the east coast! We are big fans of yours out here!
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: New Hank Wood on April 23, 2008, 09:01:31 PM
So you are continuing your work with Milos?  Or more accurately, Milos is continuing to experiment on you!

Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: chaos on April 23, 2008, 09:17:26 PM

Luke, fucking up the quote function is reserved for CalvinH.....keep that in mind for your next quote.



You coming back to the Koloseum anytime soon?
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Post by: Dballn247 on April 23, 2008, 10:09:11 PM
Hide, although he maybe up there with the dumbest.
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: New Hank Wood on April 23, 2008, 10:47:21 PM
Luke, remember the old muscle tv days?  You had one massive back.  I think Tony once referred to it as the biggest back in Australia.

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Post by: ozman on April 23, 2008, 10:56:23 PM
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Post by: ozman on April 23, 2008, 10:57:51 PM
DOH

Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: HTexan on April 23, 2008, 11:14:09 PM
barry bonds  ;D
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: Luke Wood on April 24, 2008, 12:18:10 AM
Luke, remember the old muscle tv days?  You had one massive back.  I think Tony once referred to it as the biggest back in Australia.



LOL!!! i had no back!!! I was all NECK!!! i was 230lbs in that 2004 Australian Pro show. I took 15mths off competing came back to the NY pro 2005 like this! Under Milos!
Title: Re: THE WORLD'S UNLUCKIEST BODYBUILDER.
Post by: New Hank Wood on April 24, 2008, 02:31:46 AM
LOL!!! i had no back!!! I was all NECK!!! i was 230lbs in that 2004 Australian Pro show. I took 15mths off competing came back to the NY pro 2005 like this! Under Milos!

Yeah, that's your opinion, Tony Doherty thought otherwise!

Luke, you are very defiant and defensive when Milos' name is brought into the mix.  Why is that so?

Anyway, hope this extended lay-off is working for you.  Hope to see you back on stage at least by the next decade!