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Title: hank wood........
Post by: chaos on April 24, 2008, 08:18:04 PM
Why do you hate Milos? Is it because he threw you out and never allowed you back in? Is it because when you snitched to the gov, they still couldn't bust him?


Why hank, why the hate? it is bad for you hank, it cause great pain in your heart, I see it in your posts.

Let it go hank, move on in your life and find peace with yourself.
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: JohnnyVegas on April 24, 2008, 08:24:56 PM
Sean .. Hank hates Greg Reid even more than Milos for when Greg one punched Sean...  errr....Hank and Hank was out cold for 10 minutes...  ;D
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: tommywishbone on April 24, 2008, 08:26:48 PM
Hank isn't well.
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: chaos on April 24, 2008, 08:27:48 PM
Sean .. Hank hates Greg Reid even more than Milos for when Greg one punched Sean...  errr....Hank and Hank was out cold for 10 minutes...  ;D
I heard that story repeated by a couple of people that were there.....pretty funny to know it really happened. ;D
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: jetpower on April 24, 2008, 08:28:41 PM
I heard that story repeated by a couple of people that were there.....pretty funny to know it really happened. ;D
Got any power tools?
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: chaos on April 24, 2008, 08:30:06 PM
Got any power tools?
As a matter of fact.........I got some....and I got some non-power ones as well.


Have you heard the story of Sean hank wood getting his ass handed to him by Greg Reid? :D
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: jetpower on April 24, 2008, 08:33:43 PM
As a matter of fact.........I got some....and I got some non-power ones as well.


Have you heard the story of Sean hank wood getting his ass handed to him by Greg Reid? :D
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Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: chaos on April 24, 2008, 08:37:10 PM
(http://www.intelligencesquaredus.org/EventImages/Barcode.jpg)
;D


I can't find some of the stuff on there, I have to go to the garage......
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: jetpower on April 24, 2008, 08:38:29 PM
;D


I can't find some of the stuff on there, I have to go to the garage......
Email it to me. I'm your bitch.
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: polychronopolous on April 24, 2008, 08:42:05 PM
As a matter of fact.........I got some....and I got some non-power ones as well.


Have you heard the story of Sean hank wood getting his ass handed to him by Greg Reid? :D
What do you expect? He's a 5'4 midget who uses the nickname "Sugar"... What kind of pussy really tries to fashion himself after the greatest pound for pound boxer ever, Sugar Ray Robinson and the other "sugar", Ray Leonard? Seriously Sean, do you have to give yourself that nick name? You take drugs to get muscles, these guys fought WARS in the ring. I am not one to just come on here and bash pro BBs, cause there are alot that I can appreciate such as Ronnie Coleman, and guys like Chick and Branch who are articulate businessmen. For some reason that little nickname he gave himself always just pissed me off.
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: Luke Wood on April 25, 2008, 05:00:00 AM
Guys leave my dear friend Hank alone!!!  :-[ Don't worry Hank bro im here to stick up for you mate!!! ;)
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: TrueGrit on April 25, 2008, 05:01:57 AM
Hank is not Shawn Ray.
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: lovemonkey on April 25, 2008, 05:20:58 AM
Hank needs to die.
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: TrueGrit on April 25, 2008, 05:22:34 AM
Hank needs to die.

Everybody has lolled at a Hank Wood post at least once.
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: DK II on April 25, 2008, 05:29:53 AM
Sean Rey does his best to keep the board funny!  ::)
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: JasonH on April 25, 2008, 05:34:33 AM
I'm convinced "Hank Wood" is one of the most prolific gimmicks we have here at Getbig.
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: chaos on April 25, 2008, 07:00:47 PM
Guys leave my dear friend Hank alone!!!  :-[ Don't worry Hank bro im here to stick up for you mate!!! ;)
Settle down "Luke" it's only the internet. ;)
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: McFarland on April 25, 2008, 07:28:08 PM
I'm convinced "Hank Wood" is one of the most prolific gimmicks we have here at Getbig.

It's the sheer number of ways he knows how to "spin a troll."  Persuasive writing must be a real talent for him; and I'm guessing his work here is merely the direct opposite of that.  He knows so many angles from which to try to elicit shame from his subject and he understands how to make it appear as though he's igniting a mob-mentality from his readership by playing on socially-conditioned constructs and popular bias.  I really could see him being Steve Blechman, to be honest with you.  Their writing styles are somewhat similar.  The only thing is that Blechman is probably a pretty busy guy and wouldn't have time to keep experimenting with his delivery here the way Hank does, but who knows...I'm sure Blechman invests alot of his time peeking into the industry's collective consciousness in order to try to get a more accurate finger on the pulse of things, and if you think about it, what better place for him to do his "research" than by fucking around with a gimmick in the industry's premier "information trap," Getbig.  Not to mention, it'd let him mess with people he has beef with for whatever reason.  It's my guess that Hank and Blechman understand alot more about "people" (and themselves) than many might suspect.   

Hey Luke, are you and Blechman "cool?"    
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: chaos on April 25, 2008, 07:46:30 PM
It's the sheer number of ways he knows how to "spin a troll."  Persuasive writing must be a real talent for him; and I'm guessing his work here is merely the direct opposite of that.  He knows so many angles from which to try to elicit shame from his subject and he understands how to make it appear as though he's igniting a mob-mentality from his readership by playing on socially-conditioned constructs and popular bias.  I really could see him being Steve Blechman, to be honest with you.  Their writing styles are somewhat similar.  The only thing is that Blechman is probably a pretty busy guy and wouldn't have time to keep experimenting with his delivery here the way Hank does, but who knows...I'm sure Blechman invests alot of his time peeking into the industry's collective consciousness in order to try to get a more accurate finger on the pulse of things, and if you think about it, what better place for him to do his "research" than by fucking around with a gimmick in the industry's premier "information trap," Getbig.  Not to mention, it'd let him mess with people he has beef with for whatever reason.  It's my guess that Hank and Blechman understand alot more about "people" (and themselves) than many might suspect.   

Hey Luke, are you and Blechman "cool?"    
Brutal overthinking the situation McFarland.
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: tommywishbone on April 25, 2008, 07:50:50 PM
Hank is not Shawn Ray.

Correct. Also, Hank is not a dude. Hank Wood is a chick and I've got $100 that says so. Any takers?
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: Camel Jockey on April 25, 2008, 07:54:02 PM
hank wood is very funny gimmick.

The person operating the gimmick is obviously a very intelligent individual.

I also have a hunch that Sharma and hank wood are the same person. Very similar writing styles.
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: McFarland on April 25, 2008, 07:54:24 PM
Correct. Also, Hank is not a dude. Hank Wood is a chick and I've got $100 that says so. Any takers?

How about a gay man?  Chicks usually aren't so clever. 
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: Camel Jockey on April 25, 2008, 07:55:28 PM
How about a gay man?  Chicks usually aren't so clever. 

Since you are like Sherlock on teh gear.. What do you think of Sharma and hankwood being the same person?
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: McFarland on April 25, 2008, 07:55:35 PM
hank wood is very funny gimmick.

The person operating the gimmick is obviously a very intelligent individual.

I also have a hunch that Sharma and hank wood are the same person. Very similar writing styles.

Hank doesn't seem to pay much attention to issues of race or religion, and they are the driving force behind Sharma's efforts here.   
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: Camel Jockey on April 25, 2008, 07:58:32 PM
Hank doesn't seem to pay much attention to issues of race or religion.  

But he's a gimmick meant for a certain purpose.

Sharma could just be an alias that stereotypes an obcessive muslim fan. Just read his posts; they're just too extreme!. And the way he insults people is similar to hank's style.
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: McFarland on April 25, 2008, 07:59:35 PM
But he's a gimmick meant for a certain purpose.

Sharma could just be an alias that stereotypes an obcessive muslim fan. Just read his posts; they're just too extreme!. And the way he insults people is similar to hank's style.

You can only have so many issues...
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: tommywishbone on April 25, 2008, 08:21:40 PM
How about a gay man?  Chicks usually aren't so clever. 

I'll go with that for sure. I also think Hank Wood & Spicy Sushi may be the same person, and I've always thought spicy was a girl or a very feminine dude.
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: 240 is Back on April 25, 2008, 08:38:33 PM
I'll go with that for sure. I also think Hank Wood & Spicy Sushi may be the same person, and I've always thought spicy was a girl or a very feminine dude.

spicy has very good, and very FAST photoshopping skills.  They are better than mine actually, for speed.  There can only be so many people out there who can do a number like that, so fast.  The jamie eason pics came every 3 minutes.  And cruel beyond what I do.  There can only be so many graphic designers that involved in the sport.
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: McFarland on April 25, 2008, 08:42:21 PM
spicy has very good, and very FAST photoshopping skills.  They are better than mine actually, for speed.  There can only be so many people out there who can do a number like that, so fast.  The jamie eason pics came every 3 minutes.  And cruel beyond what I do.  There can only be so many graphic designers that involved in the sport.

Yeah Spicy Sushi can be pretty brutal. 
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: Earl1972 on April 25, 2008, 08:53:50 PM
hank will not respond to this thread

he only responds to pros

E
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: McFarland on April 25, 2008, 09:37:05 PM
hank will not respond to this thread

he only responds to pros

E

Is what Earl's saying here true?  Has Hank ever addressed any posters here that weren't pro?   
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: chaos on April 25, 2008, 09:46:46 PM
Is what Earl's saying here true?  Has Hank ever addressed any posters here that weren't pro?   
I think so, never directly addresses anyone that isn't a pro, but he will take a bit of info from a reg. poster and run with it.
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: Rottmag on April 25, 2008, 10:09:16 PM
   

Hey Luke, are you and Blechman "cool?"    

About what?

Luke gets along with eveyone.... that kinda' bloke!
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: Van_Bilderass on April 25, 2008, 10:13:35 PM
It's the sheer number of ways he knows how to "spin a troll."  Persuasive writing must be a real talent for him
Yup, he's talented. Though he does pick some easy targets. But that's why he's funny, how easily he riles up these guys.
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: DK II on April 29, 2008, 05:57:11 AM
spicy has very good, and very FAST photoshopping skills.  They are better than mine actually, for speed.  There can only be so many people out there who can do a number like that, so fast.  The jamie eason pics came every 3 minutes.  And cruel beyond what I do.  There can only be so many graphic designers that involved in the sport.

jamie eason photoshops?

repost requested!
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: m8 on April 29, 2008, 06:33:36 AM
Title: Re: hank wood........
Post by: smaul on April 29, 2008, 07:00:20 AM
jamie eason photoshops?

repost requested!

Bump!