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Title: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
Post by: Stark on April 27, 2008, 12:43:14 PM
 ???
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Post by: lovemonkey on April 27, 2008, 01:00:09 PM
Hows does he jerk off??
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Post by: Epic_Monster on April 27, 2008, 01:02:05 PM
This guy was trying to get into MMA. He was not allowed thank god! I admire his heart though.
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Post by: chaos on April 27, 2008, 01:02:30 PM
Hows does he jerk off??
He blows himself.....that's not gay in his case, is it ???
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Post by: Stark on April 27, 2008, 01:02:57 PM
This guy was trying to get into MMA. He was not allowed thank god! I admire his heart though.

You serious?
You've got to give him a lot of credit for that.
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Post by: Epic_Monster on April 27, 2008, 01:03:42 PM
You serious?
You've got to give him a lot of credit for that.

Yeah this was a several months back.
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Post by: polychronopolous on April 27, 2008, 01:03:50 PM
This guy was trying to get into MMA. He was not allowed thank god! I admire his heart though.
Why is always assumed that guys who are down on their luck somehow have "heart"?
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Post by: Epic_Monster on April 27, 2008, 01:06:50 PM
Why is always assumed that guys who are down on their luck somehow have "heart"?

Because he doesn't let his disabilities hold him back! Most of us complain about trivial things in life, when someone like this stays positive!
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Post by: danielson on April 27, 2008, 01:08:05 PM
Because he doesn't let his disabilities hold him back! Most of us complain about trivial things in life, when someone like this stays positive!
What makes him so positive? I can't tell his state of mind from that pic.
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Post by: dude on April 27, 2008, 01:08:31 PM
it's Dustin Carter


http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/29/sports/othersports/29wrestler.html?_r=2&oref=slogin&oref=slogin
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Post by: polychronopolous on April 27, 2008, 01:09:20 PM
Because he doesn't let his disabilities hold him back! Most of us complain about trivial things in life, when someone like this stays positive!
Yeah, but trying to go into mma that's just stupid. All you would have to do is kick him in the head. I understand how he might be hard to pin under wrestling rules but what is he going to do against a GSP?
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Post by: chaos on April 27, 2008, 01:10:04 PM
what is he going to do against a GSP?
Lay there and take a beating.
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Post by: danielson on April 27, 2008, 01:10:12 PM
Yeah, but trying to go into mma that's just stupid. All you would have to do is kick him in the head. I understand how he might be hard to pin under wrestling rules but what is he going to do against a GSP?

He would get kicked around like a mangy mutt in the octagon.
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Post by: Purge_WTF on April 27, 2008, 01:11:30 PM
  I too admire his heart and all, but no--just no.
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Post by: Epic_Monster on April 27, 2008, 01:11:38 PM
Settle down ladies don't wet your maxies! I don't think he'll be allowed to fight!
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Post by: Stark on April 27, 2008, 01:15:54 PM
good looking dude as well, how did he loose his legs and arms?
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Post by: polychronopolous on April 27, 2008, 01:16:43 PM
Settle down ladies don't wet your maxies! I don't think he'll be allowed to fight!
He's just tryin to make some press. Squeeze as many dollar bills outta that little crippled body that he possibly can.
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Post by: Epic_Monster on April 27, 2008, 01:16:51 PM
good looking dude as well, how did he loose his legs and arms?

I believe he was born that way.
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Post by: chaos on April 27, 2008, 01:17:37 PM
He's just tryin to make some press. Squeeze as many dollar bills outta that little crippled body that he possibly can.
Nothing wrong with that.
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Post by: Epic_Monster on April 27, 2008, 01:17:49 PM
He's just tryin to make some press. Squeeze as many dollar bills outta that little crippled body that he possibly can.

Is there something poly?
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Post by: Stark on April 27, 2008, 01:19:30 PM
He's just tryin to make some press. Squeeze as many dollar bills outta that little crippled body that he possibly can.

You're wearing a helmet gloria am I right?
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Post by: polychronopolous on April 27, 2008, 01:20:26 PM
Is there something poly?
Nope, it's the United States. Guys like Howard Stern have made money for tons of cripples, racists and sexual deviants. Americans have a fasination for these kind of guys and he is gonna cash in on it. I hear he is a pretty good guy regardless.
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Post by: Epic_Monster on April 27, 2008, 01:21:19 PM
Nope, it's the United States. Guys like Howard Stern have made money for tons of cripples, racists and sexual deviants. Americans have a fasination for these kind of guys and he is gonna cash in on it. I hear he is a pretty good guy regardless.

Again, there is something poly?
Title: Re: WTF? Ampute Wrestler?
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 27, 2008, 01:21:48 PM
The guy has a 41-2 wrestling record.  That means that 41 people people thought the same thing and got their asses handed to them. 

He may actually do well in MMA.  I'm sure some promotion will allow him
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Post by: danielson on April 27, 2008, 01:22:59 PM
The guy has a 41-3 wrestling record.  That means that 41 people people thought the same thing and got their asses handed to them. 

He may actually do well in MMA.  I'm sure some promotion will allow him

How is he going to strike Vince? The other guy would just get a running start and kick him out of the ring.
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Post by: Dballn247 on April 27, 2008, 01:23:08 PM
He's like a 1 legged man in an ass kicking contest!!!  Oop's gave him too much credit. ;D
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Post by: Stark on April 27, 2008, 01:23:28 PM
The guy has a 41-3 wrestling record.  That means that 41 people people thought the same thing and got their asses handed to them. 

He may actually do well in MMA.  I'm sure some promotion will allow him

It's an entirely different thing wrestling somebody or kicking and hitting somebody who has no fists.
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Post by: Epic_Monster on April 27, 2008, 01:24:58 PM
I don't think any athletic commission would allow him to fight.
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Post by: chaos on April 27, 2008, 01:25:02 PM
How is he going to strike Vince? The other guy would just get a running start and kick him out of the ring.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 27, 2008, 01:25:46 PM
How is he going to strike Vince? The other guy would just get a running start and kick him out of the ring.


You can't throw kicks to the head when the opponent is on the ground. 
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Post by: polychronopolous on April 27, 2008, 01:25:57 PM
The guy has a 41-2 wrestling record.  That means that 41 people people thought the same thing and got their asses handed to them. 

He may actually do well in MMA.  I'm sure some promotion will allow him
We have estabilished that he probably did well in wrestling. MMA is another story. How is he possibly going to submit or strike a person?
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Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 27, 2008, 01:27:16 PM
It's an entirely different thing wrestling somebody or kicking and hitting somebody who has no fists.

No entirely, those stumps of his could problably do some damage if he was to get him down the right way
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Post by: chaos on April 27, 2008, 01:27:21 PM

You can't throw kicks to the head when the opponent is on the ground. 
You can throw fists, you munkeybutt.
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Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 27, 2008, 01:28:13 PM
You can throw fists, you munkeybutt.

And he could block
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Post by: polychronopolous on April 27, 2008, 01:28:34 PM
And he could block
LOL
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Post by: Dballn247 on April 27, 2008, 01:30:27 PM

You can't throw kicks to the head when the opponent is on the ground. 

Shit, in Vale Tudo you can. You can also stomp.  He'd be dismantled plain and simple.  He could probably still beat you tho.  As much as you have defended him, I can see that you have already accepted defeat from a gimp.
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Post by: polychronopolous on April 27, 2008, 01:32:12 PM
Shit, in Vale Tudo you can. You can also stomp.  He'd be dismantled plain and simple.  He could probably still beat you tho.  As much as you have defended him, I can see that you have already accepted defeat from a gimp.
Fuck it, lets just sign to play baseball while we have all these high aspiriation for this guy. His on base percentage would be 1.000. Couldn't get to 2nd base, but would show alot of "heart" trying to.
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Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on April 27, 2008, 01:35:54 PM
Shit, in Vale Tudo you can. You can also stomp.  He'd be dismantled plain and simple.  He could probably still beat you tho.  As much as you have defended him, I can see that you have already accepted defeat from a gimp.


Well, they don't call it sports entertainment for nothing.  A promotion will eventually let him fight
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Post by: Epic_Monster on April 27, 2008, 01:37:13 PM
Fuck it, lets just sign to play baseball while we have all these high aspiriation for this guy. His on base percentage would be 1.000. Couldn't get to 2nd base, but would show alot of "heart" trying to.

Do you need a hug princess?
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Post by: StillTippin on April 27, 2008, 01:38:15 PM
Isn't this the guy that drove Joe Riggs crazy cause he kept pinning him?
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Post by: TrueGrit on April 27, 2008, 01:38:47 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=212020.0;attach=248583;image)

he moonlights as a coffee table
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Post by: Tre on April 27, 2008, 01:53:28 PM

Did you guys see that thick-ass little chick on CSI last week?  She was wearing red PVC and performing onstage in a nightclub.  Baby girl had BACK!
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Post by: MAXX on April 27, 2008, 01:56:59 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=212020.0;attach=248583;image)

he moonlights as a coffee table
hahaha that made me lol hard  ;D
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Post by: nder98 on April 27, 2008, 01:58:17 PM
I saw this kid on some show, I think it was dateline or something. He is supposedly a excellent wrestler. Kids got heart, thats for sure.
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Post by: dr.chimps on April 27, 2008, 02:31:51 PM
How is he going to strike Vince? The other guy would just get a running start and kick him out of the ring.
ROFL 

/aisle seat, please
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Post by: ironneck on April 27, 2008, 02:36:58 PM
how can he have a 42-2 record in wrestling?
how can he wrestle at all?
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Post by: chaos on April 27, 2008, 04:15:59 PM
And he could block
he can't cover his face, his stumps aren't long enough.
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Post by: polychronopolous on April 27, 2008, 04:29:33 PM
he can't cover his face, his stumps aren't long enough.
His only joints he can use are his shoulders and hips. He basically has 1/3 the usable joints that other fighters would have.
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Post by: JOCKTHEGLIDE on April 27, 2008, 06:22:56 PM
Did you guys see that thick-ass little chick on CSI last week?  She was wearing red PVC and performing onstage in a nightclub.  Baby girl had BACK!
useless without pics...
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Post by: Karl Kox on April 27, 2008, 07:43:25 PM
I wrestled in high school and had to wrestle a kid with fake legs
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Post by: Meltdown on April 27, 2008, 08:00:46 PM
He reminds me of the Black Knight from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".
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Post by: HTexan on April 27, 2008, 08:07:15 PM
i don't want to a dick, but he wont last in mma. He has one elbow joint that he using to grapple with, not long enough to block a punch. He got heart tho.
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Post by: onlyme on April 27, 2008, 10:06:04 PM
good looking dude as well, how did he loose his legs and arms?

In an MMA fight with Kimbo

He became a wrestler because he was a shitty blackjack dealer