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Title: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on April 30, 2008, 05:28:01 PM
Does anybody know who this guy is? One thing is certain....you know how he gets his cardio! Must watch the whole clip. It is hilarious! Funniest thing I have seen in quite some time.   


Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on April 30, 2008, 05:30:49 PM
Does anybody know who this guy is? One thing is certain....you know how he gets his cardio! Must watch the whole clip. It is hilarious! Funniest thing I have seen in quite some time.   




WOW that was AWESOME never seen that before , great first post !! you have a future around here young man.
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: Nails on April 30, 2008, 05:31:08 PM
Dudes a monster dancing machine, real life energizer bunny

(http://gallery.brawl-hall.com/data/media56631/7/1192692059970.gif)
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: m8 on April 30, 2008, 05:32:39 PM
I'm sure that he's a death metal fan.
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: bigdumbbell on April 30, 2008, 05:36:04 PM
Does anybody know who this guy is? One thing is certain....you know how he gets his cardio! Must watch the whole clip. It is hilarious! Funniest thing I have seen in quite some time.   



   the germanbuilder who plays with himself is funnier    lol
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: lovemonkey on April 30, 2008, 05:36:54 PM
TechnoViking is the reason Chuck Norris doesn't go to germany.
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: Rami on April 30, 2008, 05:44:17 PM
Low BF is the key. As long as you have low enough BF anything you do will look epic.
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: whateva on April 30, 2008, 05:52:05 PM
Does anybody know who this guy is? One thing is certain....you know how he gets his cardio! Must watch the whole clip. It is hilarious! Funniest thing I have seen in quite some time.   



Awesome physique ,awesome dancing ,awesome music  and video   :o :o
                                                                                          PS:He looks like Keith Jardine,       
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on April 30, 2008, 06:05:20 PM
Yes he does look like Keith Jardine. LOL
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: YoungBlood on April 30, 2008, 06:24:28 PM


The thing I like about that guy...is how he's all bad ass one moment scolding that guy, then he walks a few feet and breaks into some techno dance. Then he'll stop, get some water, and back to the dance like that's what everybody does!
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: Mazda323 on May 01, 2008, 02:40:30 AM
I'm sure that he's a death metal fan.

Ho loves Morbid Angel!!! ;D
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: Stark on May 01, 2008, 02:42:30 AM
Groundbreaking first post  ::)
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: Monster81 on May 01, 2008, 02:54:34 AM
Dudes a monster dancing machine, real life energizer bunny

(http://gallery.brawl-hall.com/data/media56631/7/1192692059970.gif)

lol @ energizer bunny
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: fathead on May 01, 2008, 03:08:46 AM
SOME PEOPLE ON HERE WILL CALL ANYBODY A BODYBUILDER.
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on May 01, 2008, 06:14:00 AM
The Techno Viking is probably built better than most of people on this site. I would call him a bodybuilder. I dont think one has to be 250lbs plus or compete to be a bodybuilder. The guy is above average in size and shape. WAR TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: chester_bbb on May 01, 2008, 06:31:18 AM
Does anybody know who this guy is? One thing is certain....you know how he gets his cardio! Must watch the whole clip. It is hilarious! Funniest thing I have seen in quite some time.   




All X and Speed.  :P
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: knny187 on May 01, 2008, 10:05:21 AM
Technoviking ate chuck norris for breakfast
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: Stavios on May 01, 2008, 10:13:29 AM
what the fuck was that
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: no one on May 01, 2008, 12:01:17 PM
all drugs.

(ketamine and ecstasy)
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 01, 2008, 12:08:19 PM
all drugs.

(ketamine and ecstasy)

Is there something "eryan b"?
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: no one on May 01, 2008, 01:13:58 PM
Is there something "eryan b"?

ah, little 170 pound epic pencil.

believe it or not, i appreciate you following me around the board, sweetheart.

it is nice to know i have ridiculed you to the point where you have become obsessive.



Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 01, 2008, 01:17:42 PM
ah, little 170 pound epic pencil.

believe it or not, i appreciate you following me around the board, sweetheart.

it is nice to know i have ridiculed you to the point where you have become obsessive.





You wish eryan b!! ;)

(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i208/jel2w/titties.jpg)
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: no one on May 01, 2008, 01:23:20 PM
You wish eryan b!! ;)

(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i208/jel2w/titties.jpg)

no, you wish i was erin b.

it'd make being a whole MASSIVE 170 pounds that much more easier to live with, i'd imagine.

have fun in spin class today, pencil.
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 01, 2008, 01:25:56 PM
no, you wish i was erin b.

it'd make being a whole MASSIVE 170 pounds that much more easier to live with, i'd imagine.

have fun in spin class today, pencil.

That's right dick 170!!

(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i208/jel2w/mephone-1.jpg)
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: no one on May 01, 2008, 01:28:31 PM
That's right dick 170!!

(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i208/jel2w/mephone-1.jpg)

lol.

wow, you're MASSIVE.

most girls in good shape are only about 30 pounds less your bodyweight.

you should be very proud indeed.

Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 01, 2008, 01:29:21 PM
lol.

wow, you're MASSIVE.

most girls in good shape are only about 30 pounds less your bodyweight.

you should be very proud indeed.



Thanks buddy!! ;)

(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i208/jel2w/0329081959a.jpg)
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: no one on May 01, 2008, 01:38:50 PM
Thanks buddy!! ;)

(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i208/jel2w/0329081959a.jpg)

your welcome.

(nice teapots, homo)
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 01, 2008, 01:45:53 PM
your welcome.

(nice teapots, homo)

Thanks dickgobbler! ;)

(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i208/jel2w/100_0229.jpg)
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: dantelis on May 01, 2008, 01:47:08 PM
So what do you think was on the note that the guy handed him that the Techno viking ripped up after reading?  Something like:  "You have some hot moves.  Want to come back to my place?"
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: no one on May 01, 2008, 01:49:29 PM

epic_pencil....

do you not feel it is just a little bit 'gay' to post so many pics of yourself half- naked on a board where predominately men are posting?

just curious...

Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 01, 2008, 01:52:11 PM
epic_pencil....

do you not feel it is just a little bit 'gay' to post so many pics of yourself half- naked on a board where predominately men are posting?

just curious...



Don't you find it gay to create a fake gay profile on a gay dating site using my pics! That profile was to good for an amateur you have obviously mastered the art of looking for twinks!
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: no one on May 01, 2008, 01:59:41 PM
Don't you find it gay to create a fake gay profile on a gay dating site using my pics! That profile was to good for an amateur you have obviously mastered the art of looking for twinks!

lol.

that was a good one.

get any offers yet?

no need to thank me.
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 01, 2008, 03:17:46 PM
lol.

that was a good one.

get any offers yet?

no need to thank me.

(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i208/jel2w/5HEAD.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i208/jel2w/869162orig.jpg)
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: bebop396 on May 01, 2008, 03:22:47 PM
No one, you have a pretty good build, i thought i would say that seeing i dont have many posts, and wanting some brownie points...

Seriously, despite all the shit talking of your build, you got a better one than me....
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on May 01, 2008, 03:37:58 PM
THE TECHNO VIKING WOULD NOT STAND FOR THIS SORT OF SHIT!!!!!   BACK TO TECHO VIKING DISCUSSION!!!!!!!WARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: The Ugly on May 01, 2008, 03:38:29 PM
 :)
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 01, 2008, 03:39:05 PM
No one, you have a pretty good build, i thought i would say that seeing i dont have many posts, and wanting some brownie points...

Seriously, despite all the shit talking of your build, you got a better one than me....

Careful! 8)
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: Moosejay on May 01, 2008, 03:58:08 PM
Why are all those people following Techno Viking?
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on May 01, 2008, 04:02:08 PM
This is what I found on the web about the Techno Viking.........."Techno Viking is the future ruler of the universe. Some people will try to tell you that he is a just a German shopkeep named Hans Shlepkopper, but this is obviously a lie. His story begins in old viking times. Techno Viking was born to rave, however there was no techno music back then so he was preserved in what is now known as England for future generations to bring to life when music worthy of Techno Viking's awesomeness was invented. Holy fucking shit, this man is fucking better than you are."..........Hilarious.   

Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: Moosejay on May 01, 2008, 04:14:39 PM
Foreigners are different
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: Tombo on May 01, 2008, 04:16:45 PM
hahahaha fuck that shit is hilarious..
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: m8 on May 01, 2008, 04:16:58 PM
Why are all those people following Techno Viking?

Wouldn't you?
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: Moosejay on May 01, 2008, 04:18:38 PM
No
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: Dballn247 on May 01, 2008, 09:00:08 PM
Technoviking is a BB.  He's all over youtube....
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: m8 on May 02, 2008, 12:17:21 AM
Technoviking is a BB.  He's all over youtube....


It's NOT him, anyone could see that
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: Dballn247 on May 02, 2008, 01:23:17 AM
It's called sarcasm, look it up. ::)
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on May 02, 2008, 01:46:57 AM
Technoviking destroys vagina.
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: m8 on May 02, 2008, 02:35:09 AM
It's called sarcasm, look it up. ::)

YOU might want to look it up.
No trace of "sarcasm" in that post.
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: Dballn247 on May 02, 2008, 02:41:21 AM
YOU might want to look it up.
No trace of "sarcasm" in that post.

Whatever you say "m8" ::)  Do a youtube search and you'll see all the ridiculous stuff out there.  Then you may get it.  Everything is labled Technoviking..... Jeez.  Wit is your strong point.
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: LatsMcGee on May 02, 2008, 04:40:41 AM
Ho loves Morbid Angel!!! ;D

I love Altars, Blessed Are the Sick, and Covenant but I can take or leave most of their other stuff.  Their last two albums have just plain sucked ass.  They are no Bolt Thrower.
Title: Re: GermanBodybuilder known as the TECHNO VIKING!!!!!
Post by: Charlys69 on May 02, 2008, 05:17:24 AM
The tall Bodybuilder on the last pics is Harald Seele from Augsburg/Germany.....the interviewer is Stafan Raab a Top-TV-Star in Germany.

He#s def. not the "viking..."