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Title: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 01, 2008, 01:12:49 PM
"Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000"

Dumb dumb! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000

A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said.

Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, was arrested on April 22 on an accusation of forgery, police said.

Police responded to a report of a man attempting to pass the check about 4 p.m. that day at the Chase bank in the 8600 block of South Hulen Street, Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said.

The personal check was not made out to Mr. Fuller and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion.

Mr. Fuller was also accused of unlawful carrying of a weapon and possession of marijuana, Lt. Henderson said. He may also face a theft charge in Crowley.

Lt. Henderson said he did not know if Mr. Fuller and his girlfriend were still together.

(http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/dubmy__oPt.jpg)
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: mass 04 on May 01, 2008, 01:14:28 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 01, 2008, 01:14:33 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: onlyme on May 01, 2008, 01:14:51 PM
Fucking Goodrum at it again
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: The Master on May 01, 2008, 01:15:11 PM
Debussey was not suprised when it saw his picture.


 ;D
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Matt C on May 01, 2008, 01:15:43 PM
Why am I not surprised?
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: mass 04 on May 01, 2008, 01:15:53 PM
Debussey was not suprised when it saw his picture.


 ;D
honestly my first though was "i bet he's black".
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: MAXX on May 01, 2008, 01:16:20 PM
if he made it though he would be set for life.


i think
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 01, 2008, 01:17:00 PM
Debussey was not suprised when it saw his picture.


 ;D
hahah I knew I had to put his picture with the article--------it makes so much more sense
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Matt C on May 01, 2008, 01:17:21 PM
Debussey was not suprised when it saw his picture.


 ;D

LOL!!!!!!!!

Beat me to it.
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Blockhead on May 01, 2008, 01:17:36 PM
"Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000"

Dumb dumb! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000

A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said.

Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, was arrested on April 22 on an accusation of forgery, police said.

Police responded to a report of a man attempting to pass the check about 4 p.m. that day at the Chase bank in the 8600 block of South Hulen Street, Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said.

The personal check was not made out to Mr. Fuller and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion.

Mr. Fuller was also accused of unlawful carrying of a weapon and possession of marijuana, Lt. Henderson said. He may also face a theft charge in Crowley.

Lt. Henderson said he did not know if Mr. Fuller and his girlfriend were still together.

(http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/dubmy__oPt.jpg)
Uh huh! What have I been saying all along?
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: theworm on May 01, 2008, 01:18:40 PM
fucking democrats!
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Matt C on May 01, 2008, 01:19:17 PM
Not all men are created equal, and it's truly bewildering to me that anyone actually believes that.
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Option D on May 01, 2008, 01:19:46 PM
this dude thought he was gonna ball out..
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: bigbalddaddy on May 01, 2008, 01:19:59 PM
Fucking Goodrum at it again

bawahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahah....i just pissed myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 01, 2008, 01:22:46 PM
this dude thought he was gonna ball out..
haha he had dreams of kicking his feet up in the Caribbean drinking a corona while he had a stable of the dopest rappers for his record label.
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: benz on May 01, 2008, 01:24:53 PM
Is that flexington steele
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 01, 2008, 01:27:16 PM
Is that flexington steele
didnt he die from cancer already :D
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Option D on May 01, 2008, 01:27:29 PM
haha he had dreams of kicking his feet up in the Caribbean drinking a corona while he had a stable of the dopest rappers for his record label.


OH YEAH HE THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA BE IN WEED HEAVEN RIDIN HIS CADILLAC TRUCK ON SPINNING RIMS AND A LIFE TIME SUPPLY OF KFC
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: benz on May 01, 2008, 01:32:20 PM
didnt he die from cancer already :D

the welfare system couldnt prevent it?  :-[
poor looter
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 01, 2008, 01:32:51 PM
the welfare system couldnt prevent it?  :-[
poor looter
I blame it on ALex
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Hedgehog on May 01, 2008, 01:32:55 PM
Not all men are created equal, and it's truly bewildering to me that anyone actually believes that.

As usual, you have it all backwards.

Who is claiming that everyone is created equal?

What is generally accepted, is that everyone deserves equal treatment, should be judged equally et al.

Eg, women have right to vote as well as men.

I think anyone can agree that level of intelligence, level of strength, and height, weight et al are all individual.

Find me one person who claims that Stephen J Hawking and Matt C are equally intelligent, I dare you. ;D
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: benz on May 01, 2008, 01:34:07 PM
I blame it on ALex

 ;D

Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Matt C on May 01, 2008, 01:46:36 PM
As usual, you have it all backwards.

Who is claiming that everyone is created equal?

What is generally accepted, is that everyone deserves equal treatment, should be judged equally et al.

Eg, women have right to vote as well as men.

I think anyone can agree that level of intelligence, level of strength, and height, weight et al are all individual.

Find me one person who claims that Stephen J Hawking and Matt C are equally intelligent, I dare you. ;D

It's still a fraud that some people seem to want us to buy into:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_men_are_created_equal
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: monstercalves on May 01, 2008, 01:54:07 PM
thats a sharp mutha fuker rite ther.........

360billionnnn

what does he think gates and buffet are worth ?
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: polychronopolous on May 01, 2008, 01:55:57 PM
That's awesome, I grew up 20 miles from Crowley. Boy we Texans sure can be dumb sometimes!
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Matt C on May 01, 2008, 02:04:06 PM
That's awesome, I grew up 20 miles from Crowley. Boy we Texans sure can be dumb sometimes!

Guess again.  ;)
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Hedgehog on May 01, 2008, 02:04:23 PM
It's still a fraud that some people seem to want us to buy into:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_men_are_created_equal

If you're going to use wikipedia as a source (which I think is perfectly fine BTW) I suggest actually reading what you link to:

Many people understand these statements to refer to the biblical idea that God created humans in His image. The thinking is that if we are all created in His image, we are all of equal value and possess the same God-given rights. Others feel these statements illustrate the idea of natural rights, a philosophical concept of the Enlightenment; many of the ideas in the Declaration were borrowed from the English liberal political philosopher John Locke. Locke, however, referred to "life, liberty and Property" rather than the pursuit of happiness.

Matt C, are you sure about scoring 132?
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: BigMeatball on May 01, 2008, 07:58:55 PM
A Hazel Dell man called the Clark County Sheriff's Office on Monday night to report a drug deal but didn't seem concerned that he represented half of the transaction.

 
Jerry Havens, 51, called deputies to the Star House restaurant, 10604 N.E. Highway 99, about 6 p.m. after buying methamphetamine from a woman he said was his son's girlfriend, said Sgt. Tim Bieber. Havens said he wanted to make a citizen's arrest.

An employee at the restaurant told deputies she had seen a woman come into the restaurant, sit next to Havens and exchange something under the counter with him, according to Bieber. A short time later, the woman left and Havens called the police.

Deputies found Havens waiting for them, but not the woman who allegedly sold him the small amount of drugs, Bieber said. Havens claimed he had purchased the meth to prove she was selling drugs.

Admits purchase

Bieber said that when questioned, Havens admitted he knew it was illegal to purchase drugs, but said, "I want to execute my rights to save paperwork."

Although he claimed the woman who sold him the drugs was his son's girlfriend, he did not know her address.

Bieber said a records check revealed Havens had a district court warrant out of Kent and was arrested for both the warrant and on suspicion of possession of methamphetamine.

He remained in the Clark County Jail on Wednesday afternoon.
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: calmus on May 01, 2008, 08:02:43 PM
Guess again.  ;)

Why is your midget, backwoods ass still here? 
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Matt C on May 01, 2008, 11:53:55 PM
If you're going to use wikipedia as a source (which I think is perfectly fine BTW) I suggest actually reading what you link to:

Many people understand these statements to refer to the biblical idea that God created humans in His image. The thinking is that if we are all created in His image, we are all of equal value and possess the same God-given rights. Others feel these statements illustrate the idea of natural rights, a philosophical concept of the Enlightenment; many of the ideas in the Declaration were borrowed from the English liberal political philosopher John Locke. Locke, however, referred to "life, liberty and Property" rather than the pursuit of happiness.

Matt C, are you sure about scoring 132?

Yes, true.  My point is that people still do believe this egalitarian crap.  It's very popular.

PS - 5'9.5" is not short for this industry, lol.
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: hazbin on May 01, 2008, 11:58:52 PM
i bet the check was real and the cops were just racist.
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Matt C on May 02, 2008, 12:05:24 AM
i bet the check was real and the cops were just racist.

Hi Al Sharpton.
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Hedgehog on May 02, 2008, 12:15:23 AM
Yes, true.  My point is that people still do believe this egalitarian crap.  It's very popular.

PS - 5'9.5" is not short for this industry, lol.

I happen to believe in that "crap".

I suppose you know the difference between being created equal and being of equal value?

Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: gordiano on May 02, 2008, 12:17:50 AM
"Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000"

Dumb dumb! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000

A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said.

Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, was arrested on April 22 on an accusation of forgery, police said.

Police responded to a report of a man attempting to pass the check about 4 p.m. that day at the Chase bank in the 8600 block of South Hulen Street, Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said.

The personal check was not made out to Mr. Fuller and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion.

Mr. Fuller was also accused of unlawful carrying of a weapon and possession of marijuana, Lt. Henderson said. He may also face a theft charge in Crowley.

Lt. Henderson said he did not know if Mr. Fuller and his girlfriend were still together.

(http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/dubmy__oPt.jpg)

You know where he fucked up? When he said it was to start a record comp.

He should have said Pres Bush gave it to him to start a war with Iran. I guarantee they'd have cashed that fucker.....
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Matt C on May 02, 2008, 12:30:14 AM
I happen to believe in that "crap".

I suppose you know the difference between being created equal and being of equal value?



You believe all people are of equal value?
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Hedgehog on May 02, 2008, 01:11:45 AM
You believe all people are of equal value?

Yes.

Of course.
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: webcake on May 02, 2008, 01:22:58 AM
ahahha, why the fuck would you try and cash a 360 billion cheque?!

Why not just a couple of million.....then again that would still cause suspicion (for him) ;D
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 02, 2008, 06:13:50 AM
You know where he fucked up? When he said it was to start a record comp.

He should have said Pres Bush gave it to him to start a war with Iran. I guarantee they'd have cashed that fucker.....
HAHAhaha classic one gordiano ;D
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: dj181 on May 02, 2008, 10:25:46 AM
c'mon y'all! help a po brother out ;D or does y'all side wit da POlice?
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Matt C on May 02, 2008, 12:09:00 PM
Yes.

Of course.

Tell me more.
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Matt C on July 09, 2009, 05:31:49 PM
i bet the check was real and the cops were just racist.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: hazbin on July 09, 2009, 05:36:54 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you realize i was kkkidding right?
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: ironneck on July 09, 2009, 05:37:26 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF?why you search a thread that old
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Nordic Beast on July 09, 2009, 05:45:11 PM
WTF?why you search a thread that old
...cause it's a classic u dirty little Turk
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: ironneck on July 09, 2009, 05:49:40 PM
...cause it's a classic u dirty little Turk

oh ya papi i love it when you talk to me like dat
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Matt C on July 09, 2009, 05:53:40 PM
WTF?why you search a thread that old

This is the greatest thread that I have ever read in my entire life.
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: dr.chimps on July 09, 2009, 06:01:43 PM
This is the greatest thread that I have ever read in my entire life.
Wanna go for lunch before yer timeout? My treat. I'll see you there.   :)
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Man of Steel on July 09, 2009, 06:06:27 PM
Those crazy spooks and their multi-billion dollar checks.
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: Nordic Beast on July 09, 2009, 06:11:54 PM
Those crazy spooks and their multi-billion dollar checks.
Was probably planning on still getting his welfare checks too  ;D 
Title: Re: Dumbest criminal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Post by: musclebuilder2009 on July 09, 2009, 06:15:22 PM
Wanna go for lunch before yer timeout? My treat. I'll see you there.   :)

Remind us, from where do you post again? Sudan? Ghana? Somalia? or perhaps another darkie land you are not overly keen to piss off to? cant say I blame you though; useless, dirty fat spade!

BLACKS KILL MORE INFANTS THAT ANY OTHER RACE:

Infanticide Rates per 100,000 Population by Race of Victim:

                    White     Black    Other

1976       2.4   10.2   1.6
1977       2.3   10.4   0.8
1978       2.5   10.7   1.0
1979       2.3   8.8   2.1
1980       2.4   9.4   2.2
1981       2.4   8.4   2.5
1982       2.5   9.6   3.2
1983       2.2   9.7   2.5
1984       2.3   8.1   2.0
1985       2.3   8.1   1.4
1986       2.5   11.5   2.4
1987       2.4   8.6   2.2
1988       2.4   10.2   1.3
1989       2.6   9.2   2.2
1990       2.5   9.3   2.0
1991       2.7   11.3   2.9
1992       2.4   9.8   1.6
1993       2.4   11.3   2.7
1994       2.6   10.2   2.0
1995       2.6   8.9   1.7
1996       2.7   9.5   2.2
1997       2.3   8.0   2.2
1998       2.4   8.1   1.2
1999       2.2   7.4   2.0
2000       2.2   7.9   0.9
2001       2.4   8.0   1.2
2002       2.2   7.4   1.7
2003       2.4   7.2   1.1
2004       2.3   6.4   1.0
2005       2.2   6.6   0.7


Source: FBI, Supplementary Homicide Reports, 1976-2005.

http://www.ojp.gov/bjs/homicide/tables/kidsratestab.htm