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Title: TOP TEN TRADEMARKED COLORS (Including HULK GREEN)
Post by: Special Ed on May 06, 2008, 01:41:33 PM
TOP TEN TRADEMARKED COLORS

1. "VICTOR MARTINEZ BLUE" - When your walls deserve the best, but have to settle for second.
2. "TRAILER PARK YELLOW" - That faded shade of sun-worn, 30-year old paint, usually seen in Missouri trailer parks, but also used to indicate an unreasonable fear of an online nemesis.
3. "VINCE GOODRUM PINK" - The burgeoning anal tissue innards of a MySpace partner that explodes when rubbed with bee-pollen coated penile tissue.
4. "KAI GREEN" - The color of money received for the artificial insemination of a grapefruit or other degrading gay-for-pay act.
5. "BLECHMAN PURPLE" - His metrosexuality is defined by the sexually ambiguous color of both his favorite Cabernet Sauvignon and his penchant for Barney the Dinosaur memorabilia.
6. "BIG NATION BLACKBALL" - The repeated and swift unsuccessful brushes of a paint by the triumvirate of PBW, AMI, and MUSCLETECH to wipe BIG NATION off the map by threatening potential guests and paying off others.
7. "GRAPEFRUIT ORANGE" - The process of Mullerian Mimicry in which a grapefruit is able to disguise itself as an orange in the presence of down-on-their-luck bodybuiders.
8. "WHITE HOPE" - The collaborative efforts of the industry to keep the Mr. Olympia title in "marketable" hands by "any means possible".
9. "RED RUM" - The color of a certain jail cell or two in the Clark County Detention Center.
10. "HULK GREEN" - The misdirected jealousy of a former bodybuilder-turned-failed-actor towards a Governor but taken out on his brother.
Title: Re: TOP TEN TRADEMARKED COLORS (Including HULK GREEN)
Post by: JasonH on May 06, 2008, 02:18:42 PM
TOP TEN TRADEMARKED COLORS

1. "VICTOR MARTINEZ BLUE" - When your walls deserve the best, but have to settle for second.
2. "TRAILER PARK YELLOW" - That faded shade of sun-worn, 30-year old paint, usually seen in Missouri trailer parks, but also used to indicate an unreasonable fear of an online nemesis.
3. "VINCE GOODRUM PINK" - The burgeoning anal tissue innards of a MySpace partner that explodes when rubbed with bee-pollen coated penile tissue.
4. "KAI GREEN" - The color of money received for the artificial insemination of a grapefruit or other degrading gay-for-pay act.
5. "BLECHMAN PURPLE" - His metrosexuality is defined by the sexually ambiguous color of both his favorite Cabernet Sauvignon and his penchant for Barney the Dinosaur memorabilia.
6. "BIG NATION BLACKBALL" - The repeated and swift unsuccessful brushes of a paint by the triumvirate of PBW, AMI, and MUSCLETECH to wipe BIG NATION off the map by threatening potential guests and paying off others.
7. "GRAPEFRUIT ORANGE" - The process of Mullerian Mimicry in which a grapefruit is able to disguise itself as an orange in the presence of down-on-their-luck bodybuiders.
8. "WHITE HOPE" - The collaborative efforts of the industry to keep the Mr. Olympia title in "marketable" hands by "any means possible".
9. "RED RUM" - The color of a certain jail cell or two in the Clark County Detention Center.
10. "HULK GREEN" - The misdirected jealousy of a former bodybuilder-turned-failed-actor towards a Governor but taken out on his brother.

LOL!  ;D
Title: Re: TOP TEN TRADEMARKED COLORS (Including HULK GREEN)
Post by: derekanthony on May 06, 2008, 02:30:56 PM
that was some funny shit
Title: Re: TOP TEN TRADEMARKED COLORS (Including HULK GREEN)
Post by: columbusdude82 on May 06, 2008, 02:32:09 PM
that was some funny shit

Did you find #5 funny?
Title: Re: TOP TEN TRADEMARKED COLORS (Including HULK GREEN)
Post by: Bast000 on May 06, 2008, 02:33:20 PM
derek has a thong of each one of those colors, that he wears to dance for gay men.
Title: Re: TOP TEN TRADEMARKED COLORS (Including HULK GREEN)
Post by: The ChemistV2 on May 06, 2008, 04:46:45 PM
TOP TEN TRADEMARKED COLORS

1. "VICTOR MARTINEZ BLUE" - When your walls deserve the best, but have to settle for second.
2. "TRAILER PARK YELLOW" - That faded shade of sun-worn, 30-year old paint, usually seen in Missouri trailer parks, but also used to indicate an unreasonable fear of an online nemesis.
3. "VINCE GOODRUM PINK" - The burgeoning anal tissue innards of a MySpace partner that explodes when rubbed with bee-pollen coated penile tissue.
4. "KAI GREEN" - The color of money received for the artificial insemination of a grapefruit or other degrading gay-for-pay act.
5. "BLECHMAN PURPLE" - His metrosexuality is defined by the sexually ambiguous color of both his favorite Cabernet Sauvignon and his penchant for Barney the Dinosaur memorabilia.
6. "BIG NATION BLACKBALL" - The repeated and swift unsuccessful brushes of a paint by the triumvirate of PBW, AMI, and MUSCLETECH to wipe BIG NATION off the map by threatening potential guests and paying off others.
7. "GRAPEFRUIT ORANGE" - The process of Mullerian Mimicry in which a grapefruit is able to disguise itself as an orange in the presence of down-on-their-luck bodybuiders.
8. "WHITE HOPE" - The collaborative efforts of the industry to keep the Mr. Olympia title in "marketable" hands by "any means possible".
9. "RED RUM" - The color of a certain jail cell or two in the Clark County Detention Center.
10. "HULK GREEN" - The misdirected jealousy of a former bodybuilder-turned-failed-actor towards a Governor but taken out on his brother.
Awesome.
Title: Re: TOP TEN TRADEMARKED COLORS (Including HULK GREEN)
Post by: marcus on May 07, 2008, 02:52:09 AM
TOP TEN TRADEMARKED COLORS

3. "VINCE GOODRUM PINK" - The burgeoning anal tissue innards of a MySpace partner that explodes when rubbed with bee-pollen coated penile tissue.
10. "HULK GREEN" - The misdirected jealousy of a former bodybuilder-turned-failed-actor towards a Governor but taken out on his brother.

LOL!  ;D
Title: Re: TOP TEN TRADEMARKED COLORS (Including HULK GREEN)
Post by: Ruffneck on May 07, 2008, 02:58:04 AM
TOP TEN TRADEMARKED COLORS

1. "VICTOR MARTINEZ BLUE" - When your walls deserve the best, but have to settle for second.
2. "TRAILER PARK YELLOW" - That faded shade of sun-worn, 30-year old paint, usually seen in Missouri trailer parks, but also used to indicate an unreasonable fear of an online nemesis.
3. "VINCE GOODRUM PINK" - The burgeoning anal tissue innards of a MySpace partner that explodes when rubbed with bee-pollen coated penile tissue.
4. "KAI GREEN" - The color of money received for the artificial insemination of a grapefruit or other degrading gay-for-pay act.
5. "BLECHMAN PURPLE" - His metrosexuality is defined by the sexually ambiguous color of both his favorite Cabernet Sauvignon and his penchant for Barney the Dinosaur memorabilia.
6. "BIG NATION BLACKBALL" - The repeated and swift unsuccessful brushes of a paint by the triumvirate of PBW, AMI, and MUSCLETECH to wipe BIG NATION off the map by threatening potential guests and paying off others.
7. "GRAPEFRUIT ORANGE" - The process of Mullerian Mimicry in which a grapefruit is able to disguise itself as an orange in the presence of down-on-their-luck bodybuiders.
8. "WHITE HOPE" - The collaborative efforts of the industry to keep the Mr. Olympia title in "marketable" hands by "any means possible".
9. "RED RUM" - The color of a certain jail cell or two in the Clark County Detention Center.
10. "HULK GREEN" - The misdirected jealousy of a former bodybuilder-turned-failed-actor towards a Governor but taken out on his brother.

thats some funny shit...my keyboard aint happy though as orange juice was came out of my nose from laughing lol
Title: Re: TOP TEN TRADEMARKED COLORS (Including HULK GREEN)
Post by: DK II on May 07, 2008, 03:03:35 AM
Is no 2 similar to getbig's forum color?

If so, it might be a reason SF feels at home here.  ;D
Title: Re: TOP TEN TRADEMARKED COLORS (Including HULK GREEN)
Post by: onlyme on May 07, 2008, 07:56:24 AM
Goodrum Shit Color Brown-
Title: Re: TOP TEN TRADEMARKED COLORS (Including HULK GREEN)
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 07, 2008, 08:04:58 AM
That wasn't funny at all.  How many weeks did it take for you to think that up?  Waste of fucking time.
Title: Re: TOP TEN TRADEMARKED COLORS (Including HULK GREEN)
Post by: Special Ed on May 07, 2008, 08:23:31 AM
That wasn't funny at all.  How many weeks did it take for you to think that up?  Waste of fucking time.
Less time than it took you to read it, shortbus.
Title: Re: TOP TEN TRADEMARKED COLORS (Including HULK GREEN)
Post by: Ruffneck on May 07, 2008, 10:02:35 AM
Is vince pretending to paddle down the congo in that pic?
Title: Re: TOP TEN TRADEMARKED COLORS (Including HULK GREEN)
Post by: The ChemistV2 on May 07, 2008, 10:05:42 AM
Is vince pretending to paddle down the congo in that pic?
Amazingly awkward pose. You would think that someone of his "preference" would exhibit some Artistic Flair. Guess not.
Title: Re: TOP TEN TRADEMARKED COLORS (Including HULK GREEN)
Post by: Tre on May 07, 2008, 10:21:20 AM

LOL @ 'Red Rum'!!