Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure
Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Quickerblade on May 13, 2008, 05:40:12 AM
-
i love em, the kids are at school, the partner is at work, even better are the divorced ones that want to make up for lost time, im a milf magnet at my gym, true story
-
i love old bitches.
-
Post pictures of these hot bitches. This could be the beginning of a great thread.
-
i love em, the kids are at school, the partner is at work, even better are the divorced ones that want to make up for lost time, im a milf magnet at my gym, true story
when do they work? ???
-
Unfortunately, all of the Milfs at my gym do not look goo at all, have a bigger ass than I do, and are about 40 years old, and 22 years past their "prime"....
Thank GOD for my IPOD and headphones.
-
most single women over 40 are not cougars/milfs. there are a few, but most just have too many miles on them.
-
i love old bitches.
from 28 upwards, there easy for the taking.
i just use my magic line all the time and i get results, im going to tell u what it is cause you will just fuck it up, and you need to be in some sort of shape.
i picked up a milf on sat(not really, no kids but 32yrs old) divorced doesnt trust men, but needs to be fucked, meeting her for a stroll on fri night,she knows what Quicker wants, im taking a 6 pack of beers, my beach towels (going to the beach at night) and enjoy this sluts company
-
i love em, the kids are at school, the partner is at work, even better are the divorced ones that want to make up for lost time, im a milf magnet at my gym, true story
post your pic man.
-
i hate it when i download a millf torrent and it appears to be women who are to old to fall in the teen category wtf? i just want some old wrinkled little pigs who love the young cock.
-
unless you can verify this by writing on the bitches asschecks "Hi Getbig" this thread is pure fantasy
-
most single women over 40 are not cougars/milfs. there are a few, but most just have too many miles on them.
Please tell them this, 240.
Fellows...just be prepared for a surprise when their clothes come off
That's all I have to say about that. :-\
-
Please tell them this, 240.
Fellows...just be prepared for a surprise when their clothes come off
That's all I have to say about that. :-\
You mean their saggy tits and cellulite covered arses?
-
unless you can verify this by writing on the bitches asschecks "Hi Getbig" this thread is pure fantasy
i understand, im not looking to be the getbig star, but there is a milf plague where i train, i'll be on the stairmaster, treadmill and they approach me, asking me for advice, i generally train around 11am, perfect Milf time.
-
Please tell them this, 240.
Fellows...just be prepared for a surprise when their clothes come off
That's all I have to say about that. :-\
Clothes dont need to come off if she is sucking my dick
-
i understand, im not looking to be the getbig star, but there is a milf plague where i train, i'll be on the stairmaster, treadmill and they approach me, asking me for advice, i generally train around 11am, perfect Milf time.
Tell them to log on to Getbig.com for training advice.
-
You mean their saggy tits and cellulite covered arses?
I mean they know how to wear their clothing so you don't see the 'real deal' till they come off....then, I am sad to say, gravity takes command
-
Clothes dont need to come off if she is sucking my dick
exactly, if there in there 30's and keep in shape, clothes off is ok, but if they have a pretty face and the bod looks like its got the mileage of a taxi cab then i'd just want a blowjob
-
Clothes dont need to come off if she is sucking my dick
Yes, but you don't need the drama of a MILFer for that
-
Yes, but you don't need the drama of a MILFer for that
milf dont give drama, i have never had a milf give me drama ever, there so sweet, they just want dick and there off to do groceries, the trick is you got to make em feel good without trying to hit on them, i find milfs are more stand off-ish, they know guys better then a 18 yr old, if you can get them to trust you, you will be in her panties before 1pm
-
milf dont give drama, i have never had a milf give me drama ever, there so sweet, they just want dick and there off to do groceries, the trick is you got to make em feel good without trying to hit on them, i find milfs are more stand off-ish, they know guys better then a 18 yr old, if you can get them to trust you, you will be in her panties before 1pm
Yes, that could be true...but sometimes they can turn on you and want so much more.
Beware, young stallion
-
i play in a band and we do classic rock, so most of our audience is 25 to 45 year old women. they're divorced, 1-2 kids, all smoke and drink, all go to run down clubs and 'settle' for one scumbag after another. The guys are all lifetime barfly's... milfs don't do much for me at all... you feel more bad for them. their husband, influenced by www.youporn.com and getbigger tales, inevitably left her for a younger model.
-
Moose your all fucked up in the game, I dont love no hoe hahahhaaha Im a closing machine..like lil wayne said ..." Bitch keep out my bizness, and when we fuck she say just keep out my kidneys "
Plus half the time they are gaming you, I agree though moose some of these overly agressive types get all naked and gross a bitch out. you know..they type that makes you dry heave in the shower when you wash up after....ewwwww :-X
-
i play in a band and we do classic rock, so most of our audience is 25 to 45 year old women. they're divorced, 1-2 kids, all smoke and drink, all go to run down clubs and 'settle' for one scumbag after another. The guys are all lifetime barfly's... milfs don't do much for me at all... you feel more bad for them. their husband, influenced by www.youporn.com and getbigger tales, inevitably left her for a younger model.
240...I briefly had a 40-ish gf whose last boyfriend would get drunk everynite and wake up each morning seemingly in a pool of vomit
I guess they do settle on crappy quality-wise men, for some reason....yes...feel bad for them...what else is out there for them?
How many are divorced? Gotta be higher than the much ballyhooed 50% number....
-
Yes, that could be true...but sometimes they can turn on you and want so much more.
Beware, young stallion
Of course there a exceptions, but im pretty good with people, im not going to settle down for a while and definately not gonna settle for a treadmill whore thats fuckin a young buck at the gym :)
from 10.30am to 12pm is MILF galore, when i sayh galore i mean 3 or 4, i go with the one that shows interest, a glance, playing with her hair, make up done, as i said play it cool, be genuine and your set, and i forgot you sort of need to be ok looking.
-
(http://i28.tinypic.com/235xtv.jpg)
-
Moose your all fucked up in the game, I dont love no hoe hahahhaaha Im a closing machine..like lil wayne said ..." Bitch keep out my bizness, and when we fuck she say just keep out my kidneys "
Plus half the time they are gaming you, I agree though moose some of these overly agressive types get all naked and gross a bitch out. you know..they type that makes you dry heave in the shower when you wash up after....ewwwww :-X
Actually, JJ, I ain't in the game at all....if they call, they call,if they don't,they don't.
At 44, when I wake up...my bod is so creaky I feel like I played 10 years in the NFL (only without the paycheck... ;))
-
(http://i28.tinypic.com/235xtv.jpg)
Ha...seems like she has a passion for her job (blowjob that is....)
-
THe milfs i go for are pretty young generally 28 and the oldest i banged was 33, i tend to bang girls that show interest in me first, its easier that way.
-
THe milfs i go for are pretty young generally 28 and the oldest i banged was 33, i tend to bang girls that show interest in me first, its easier that way.
I think we should differentiate for argument's sake.
MILF = a younger hot mom, like 25 to 35.
Cougar = hotter older mom, like 30 to 45.
-
THe milfs i go for are pretty young generally 28 and the oldest i banged was 33, i tend to bang girls that show interest in me first, its easier that way.
39 was the tops for me.... shiiiiit around here milfs walk around at like 19!! Cougars and pumas hahah
-
THe milfs i go for are pretty young generally 28 and the oldest i banged was 33, i tend to bang girls that show interest in me first, its easier that way.
I agree that you should NEVER work to hard for that
-
(http://i27.tinypic.com/8yaqzo.jpg)
-
I think we should differentiate for argument's sake.
MILF = a younger hot mom, like 25 to 35.
Cougar = hotter older mom, like 30 to 45.
240...what ih she is 59?
-
THe milfs i go for are pretty young generally 28 and the oldest i banged was 33, i tend to bang girls that show interest in me first, its easier that way.
yes, takes out the guess work...plus you can disrespect them easier.
-
240...what ih she is 59?
"Old slut".
hth.
-
(http://i28.tinypic.com/21jxg1i.jpg)
-
"Old slut".
hth.
Ha...old slut indeed...
what is "hth"?
-
(http://i25.tinypic.com/waq3xu.jpg)
-
(http://i28.tinypic.com/21jxg1i.jpg)
Yeesh.....
-
i know of women who are in their sixties who still look highly fuckable.
-
I think we should differentiate for argument's sake.
MILF = a younger hot mom, like 25 to 35.
Cougar = hotter older mom, like 30 to 45.
good idea, i'd say cougars start at 35, but hey they dont even have to be mums, the thing with milfs is that there is no game, just straight sexing, none of this worthless text messaging, and asking hows work, and all that shit, i show you how this milf panned out..
Milf: Quicker, how are you? If your available on Fri let me know :)
Quicker: Hey Sexy, Am well thanks, Cant do fri, can do Sun or mon
Milf: make it sunday, see you then!
-
(http://i25.tinypic.com/waq3xu.jpg)
Now THAT I like....
-
i love em, the kids are at school, the partner is at work, even better are the divorced ones that want to make up for lost time, im a milf magnet at my gym, true story
Judging by your avarar, i have no doubt.
WOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHH
-
good idea, i'd say cougars start at 35, but hey they dont even have to be mums, the thing with milfs is that there is no game, just straight sexing, none of this worthless text messaging, and asking hows work, and all that shit, i show you how this milf panned out..
Milf: Quicker, how are you? If your available on Fri let me know :)
Quicker: Hey Sexy, Am well thanks, Cant do fri, can do Sun or mon
Milf: make it sunday, see you then!
Now THAT's what I am talking about...no drama
QB...I like you...you know the deal
-
Ha...old slut indeed...
what is "hth"?
hope this helps :)
-
hot as fuck.
(http://i29.tinypic.com/29x15z.jpg)
-
(http://s3.tinypic.com/149wp5i.jpg)
the things i would do with this little shit mm.
-
hope this helps :)
Ohhh...yes, it did, thanks!
-
(http://s3.tinypic.com/149wp5i.jpg)
the things i would do with this little shit mm.
I am certain it is nothing that hasn't been 'done' already... ;D
-
(http://i25.tinypic.com/6o1vfp.jpg)
-
(http://i25.tinypic.com/6o1vfp.jpg)
Looks a bit skinny, but I won't complain if you 'keep them coming..' :)
-
(http://i28.tinypic.com/4uiade.jpg)
-
Yes, 35 is a good cougar starting age.
Let's see, what else has 11 years of playing in bars taught me...
They all lie about something. Might not be age, could be an STD or the state of their marriage. Be warned.
They have kids they should be home with, so there will be some guilt. They love to talk about them.
Facials = awesome in their book. Anal too. Likely they finally gave it to the husband as a last resort before the left with his administrative assistant, age 24.
They're all about dancing and acting 14 on the dance floor. They can all hold their beer. Most have nice racks, and cottage cheese asses and bellys they rarely show.
Buyer beware. If any emotions form, they'll want to nail you down fast, so watch the emotions. You say "love" and you are fcked. They're usually smart enough not to get pregnant by this age. Many are rich, and will buy you expensive gifts. Often their husband was successful and left them half of the $ and the hosue for the kids, and he's shagging Miss latina 2008 in a nice condo somewhere.
They're another flavor of woman. use caution but certainly proceed. Bottom line: less Drama, more miles.
-
(http://i28.tinypic.com/4uiade.jpg)
A little 'junk in the trunk' but a fine showing, nonetheless
-
(http://i28.tinypic.com/j8k460.jpg)
(http://pics.maniacpass.com/amazingwives/dhhs3/e134f/100_7854.jpg)
-
Now THAT's what I am talking about...no drama
QB...I like you...you know the deal
no drama, no stress, i never worry bout girls, i use too, the day i stopped worrying was when they start showing interest, and for u guys that wanna approach milfs at the gym, just do it, but dont be a nervous wreck bout it, you'll look like a complete fuckwit, remember milfs need u not the other way around
-
(http://gallys.40somethingmag.com/pics_contentS9c3fz/120.JuliaButt.15568/02.jpg)
for johny falcon.
-
Yes, 35 is a good cougar starting age.
Let's see, what else has 11 years of playing in bars taught me...
They all lie about something. Might not be age, could be an STD or the state of their marriage. Be warned.
They have kids they should be home with, so there will be some guilt. They love to talk about them.
Facials = awesome in their book. Anal too. Likely they finally gave it to the husband as a last resort before the left with his administrative assistant, age 24.
They're all about dancing and acting 14 on the dance floor. They can all hold their beer. Most have nice racks, and cottage cheese asses and bellys they rarely show.
Buyer beware. If any emotions form, they'll want to nail you down fast, so watch the emotions. You say "love" and you are fcked. They're usually smart enough not to get pregnant by this age. Many are rich, and will buy you expensive gifts. Often their husband was successful and left them half of the $ and the hosue for the kids, and he's shagging Miss latina 2008 in a nice condo somewhere.
They're another flavor of woman. use caution but certainly proceed. Bottom line: less Drama, more miles.
I can't believe their husbands are stupid enough to leave for a 24 year old.
I understand the allure...but to buy the cow?
Insane.
They will be left by their younger paramours, and they will want to return to their MILF's?
240, what say you to this, based upon your weathered experience?
Yes...and stay away from the L word, unless you really mean it.
-
these pics that are being posted are not my idea of milfs, not yet anyway, mine are generally younger and bit more youthful, and they have low self esteem, which is great..cause im awesome and making them feel better emotionally
-
(http://gallys.40somethingmag.com/pics_contentS9c3fz/120.JuliaButt.15568/02.jpg)
for johny falcon.
Nice but she kinda has a face like a stern politician...I'd bank on it that she is over 50...
-
old as fuck but a good body. i dont know what i would do when she would stand bent over to my bed.
-
these pics that are being posted are not my idea of milfs, not yet anyway, mine are generally younger and bit more youthful, and they have low self esteem, which is great..cause im awesome and making them feel better emotionally
You will find in the world that most folks do have self-esteem issues...and these issues mute their judgement...instead of them doing what they should be doing...they do what they THINK they should be doing
-
most women dont have any self asteem, they try to cover it by acting arrogant.
-
I can't believe their husbands are stupid enough to leave for a 24 year old.
I understand the allure...but to buy the cow?
Insane.
They will be left by their younger paramours, and they will want to return to their MILF's?
240, what say you to this, based upon your weathered experience?
Yes...and stay away from the L word, unless you really mean it.
The 24-year old hoochie will use him because 1) he's stable 2) he has money 3) he's not about fistfighting in clubs, like many 24 - year old boys still are. The Divorced man will avoid all mention of a baby, as the 24-year old's clock is ticking and the Man knows he'll likely be elsewhere in 6 months and certainly doesn't want TWO child supports.
When she tires of waiting for him to commit to baby, and leaves him, he will try to fck the ex-wife. She'll often let him, telling others "we're trying to work it out" when in reality she's using the tuna to lure him home, and he'll suddenly realize all the reasons he left, as she'll still be stale, just with new miles from her bar adventures.
He'll end up being the old guy in the bar trying to hit on any MILF or cougar within sight. The milfs would rather bang the guitar play or the bartender of course. sad, vicious cycles. getbiggers, find a way to explout it and leave your seed on many a milf cheek.
-
You will find in the world that most folks do have self-esteem issues...and these issues mute their judgement...instead of them doing what they should be doing...they do what they THINK they should be doing
i know that, thats why im a bit superior in my thinking then most men, i am real confident which gives me the edge over alot of people, the confidence spills out onto the milf then into her mouth hahaha..
when approaching girls in general i have no fear, if i get rejected then great, her loss..lifes to enjoy
-
most women dont have any self asteem, they try to cover it by acting arrogant.
hahah thats it right there "ACTING ARROGANT" which is fake confidence, i can break her bullshit shield within 2mins, without insults or crap talk, men need to understand when u first approach a lady thats not drunk her shield is up, make her feel happy, comfortable, dont talk about sex and fucking, just ask her questions bout her hobbies and what made her join the gym blah blah.
-
The 24-year old hoochie will use him because 1) he's stable 2) he has money 3) he's not about fistfighting in clubs, like many 24 - year old boys still are. The Divorced man will avoid all mention of a baby, as the 24-year old's clock is ticking and the Man knows he'll likely be elsewhere in 6 months and certainly doesn't want TWO child supports.
When she tires of waiting for him to commit to baby, and leaves him, he will try to fck the ex-wife. She'll often let him, telling others "we're trying to work it out" when in reality she's using the tuna to lure him home, and he'll suddenly realize all the reasons he left, as she'll still be stale, just with new miles from her bar adventures.
He'll end up being the old guy in the bar trying to hit on any MILF or cougar within sight. The milfs would rather bang the guitar play or the bartender of course. sad, vicious cycles. getbiggers, find a way to explout it and leave your seed on many a milf cheek.
YES!!
Quick story:
In college, my freind and I were eating in a rest on a Sunday nite...only a few people there...some guy in his 50's was eating alone in a forlorn manner
My buddy pointed to him...said..."that guy right there...divorced, alone, lonely, lost it all..."
I said, how do you know that?
My friend got up to go to the bathroom...when he was gone...I swear...the 50's guy came over and asked if he could join us, as he was newly divorced and sad and lonely....
-
YES!!
Quick story:
In college, my freind and I were eating in a rest on a Sunday nite...only a few people there...some guy in his 50's was eating alone in a forlorn manner
My buddy pointed to him...said..."that guy right there...divorced, alone, lonely, lost it all..."
I said, how do you know that?
My friend got up to go to the bathroom...when he was gone...I swear...the 50's guy came over and asked if he could join us, as he was newly divorced and sad and lonely....
poor guy..is this in the U.S?? you guys shouldnt get married..
-
hahah thats it right there "ACTING ARROGANT" which is fake confidence, i can break her bullshit shield within 2mins, without insults or crap talk, men need to understand when u first approach a lady thats not drunk her shield is up, make her feel happy, comfortable, dont talk about sex and fucking, just ask her questions bout her hobbies and what made her join the gym blah blah.
Yes...you may even want to self-efface a bit to instill even more relaxation in her countenance
-
(http://i28.tinypic.com/j8k460.jpg)
(http://pics.maniacpass.com/amazingwives/dhhs3/e134f/100_7854.jpg)
lovely jawline
-
especially in presence of athletes like us they may feel uncomfortable because they are insecure about their own body and stuff so they act with the attitude.
-
Yes...you may even want to self-efface a bit to instill even more relaxation in her countenance
great idea
tomorrow i have my eye on a other milf, 29, hot as hell, divorced, loves quicker cause i listen to her...hahah
see gentlemen, you have to "listen" to ladies, be a listener not a "expressionist" thats someone who cant wait for the lady to stop talking to say what they feel, just listen and keep your talk to a minimum, and you'll be knee deep in pussy..
Quicker's rule while out with a hot piece of ass:
listen, listen, listen, dont talk to much, generally guys will talk themselves out of the pussy if they talk to much, and its happened to me, that first date (whatever you want to call it) you get a bit nervous and the dumbest things fly out your mouth, so dont talk to much, and listen.
-
Yes...you may even want to self-efface a bit to instill even more relaxation in her countenance
LOL. You silver-tongued devil. You got a thesaurus bedside? :D
-
The milf's at my gym are fucking delicious. All in their early 40's. They look better then the fucking twenty + year olds!
-
(http://s3.tinypic.com/2i8ejbs.jpg)
-
The milf's at my gym are fucking delicious. All in their early 40's. They look better then the fucking twenty + year olds!
a bit old for me, but would be great to see pics, maybe i should take pics hmmmm
-
LOL. You silver-tongued devil. You got a thesaurus bedside? :D
No chimpo,
Combo of torture
and
when in trouble as a kid,
My dad was known to blurt out
"Go to your room for the whole summer and memorize the dictionary
Jazz like that :)
-
And remember gentlemen
lest you forget
"Do NOT be delegated by the powers of the puss"
Ultimately, the women know this is your achilles heel
-
a bit old for me, but would be great to see pics, maybe i should take pics hmmmm
They'll fuck your brains out without the kiddie game drama that the younger women love to play. No messing around. Just fucking non stop. If your just looking to get laid that is. 8)
-
a bit old for me, but would be great to see pics, maybe i should take pics hmmmm
Check the Milf Thread on the sex board that Blinky set up to get an idea.
-
They'll fuck your brains out without the kiddie game drama that the younger women love to play. No messing around. Just fucking non stop. If your just looking to get laid that is. 8)
yes all men please praise blinky
-
i just use my magic line all the time and i get results, im going to tell u what it is cause you will just fuck it up, and you need to be in some sort of shape.
"Hi, my therapist said I should make more of an effort to interact with women of the opposite sex after breaking up with my bitch ex. Hey, up close you kind of look like my mom. Don't worry, I'm not into anything wierd. Haha, it's not the meat it's the motion. Am I right or what? So can I buy you a Jagerbomb? You get the next round, deal?"
-
The milf's at my gym are fucking delicious. All in their early 40's. They look better then the fucking twenty + year olds!
Absolutely; in some places they can look almost on par with 20-somethings, and there are far more upsides. By that age a lot closer to guy mentality, with t & a.
-
They'll fuck your brains out without the kiddie game drama that the younger women love to play. No messing around. Just fucking non stop. If your just looking to get laid that is. 8)
whatelse do u think im looking for? a relationship? hahahah
-
There are still a lot of hot chicks in their 30s and early 40s. As long as they have taken care of themsleves (ie, exercise regularly, and aren't smoking/drinking bar whores).
-
Absolutely; in some places they can look almost on par with 20-somethings, and there are far more upsides. By that age a lot closer to guy mentality, with t & a.
milf do not look or feel like 20-30 year old girls,,
milf are 35-55 year old women
in america it is easy to get any girl you want because 99% of them are whores,,so wether you get a 20 year old or a 37 year old they both are very easy to get,,
this is what you need IN AMERICA in order to get the girl approaching you for a fuck,,yes you heard it right
you need:
to be on hormones
to look artifically clean cut or rugged but artificially made to look rugged NOT REAL RUGGED (real rugged guy will have to approach the whore first)
IN AMERICA you will need mystic tan or taning bed tan or beach tan for the whore to approach you
you need to be either big and toned or average and ripped,,in any case bodyfat% will have to be very low dounles or into the singles
need to be under 40
need to have a girlfriend or be seeing a girl so the whore feel like its a challenge to try to fuck a guy that has a girl,,in many case this is last detail they will know and it will be right before the fuck happens or right after but they like it if you have a girl its more drama and more self esteem boost for the whore
thats pretty much it,,
a whore can be easy recognized by the way she is made up,,fake blond hair,,fake french manicure nails,,usually fate tits,,fake tan,,always try to reveal bodyparts through clothing,,always have thumb ring or index finger ring,,in most cases have lower back tatoo and or piercings of belly and or tounge/nose although the tounge and nose is out of fhasion even for whores now days,,
a whore can be any age ,,in america they usually start at age 16 sometimes late 15 and up to age58 where it usuall stops,,a whore will try to wear high heel shoe always preferably open toe so you can see her toes are always done in most cases a true whore will have her toes done french manicure and not regular colors,,a whore will ALWAYS fake smile and always have the right make up on her..they will never go with out make up because their strength point is the fakness and the body since you can always fix it via surgery or drugs..their faces are a lot less impressive and usually average at best thus need make up and know how to use it because they been to beauty saloons etc maybe even working in one,,also as gh15 said before a whore will always have the space between the thies and from the back where the ass meet the theis,,,the space is from the number of cocks they had an is real,,
a true american whore will always ALWAYS be surroundd with bigger girls than she is or in other words fatter girls than herself because most girls in america are big wether they weight much or not
thats about it
you just need to show up these days and a whore in america will approach you ,,ofcourse you cant be very mean or very cold upon meeting because this is WHEN you need to be fake inorder to continue from there,,,most fellas that are mean and cold looking in the face even if they are big and muscular will scare the whore away no matter how good they look ,,the crack whores will still dont care but you want a decent looking american whore i assume and for that you needto fake a bit at the initial meeting,,dont mistake being fake with kissing ass! dont ever kiss ass only get your mean cold look that you keep for the gym away for few moments and magic will happen with the whore and those whores are EVERY WHERE IN AMERICA
good luck
gh15 pproved
-
There are still a lot of hot chicks in their 30s and early 40s. As long as they have taken care of themsleves (ie, exercise regularly, and aren't smoking/drinking bar whores).
True, all that drinking and smoking in there teens and 20's shows up at 30, the horrible skins, hell i see it at 26-28, i remember this girl i was banging, 25 yrs old, great body, i saw her two months later and her ass and legs were so fat, i said "whats up, what happened" she never recovered.
-
milf do not look or feel like 20-30 year old girls,,
milf are 35-55 year old women
in america it is easy to get any girl you want because 99% of them are whores,,so wether you get a 20 year old or a 37 year old they both are very easy to get,,
this is what you need IN AMERICA in order to get the girl approaching you for a fuck,,yes you heard it right
you need:
to be on hormones
to look artifically clean cut or rugged but artificially made to look rugged NOT REAL RUGGED (real rugged guy will have to approach the whore first)
IN AMERICA you will need mystic tan or taning bed tan or beach tan for the whore to approach you
you need to be either big and toned or average and ripped,,in any case bodyfat% will have to be very low dounles or into the singles
need to be under 40
need to have a girlfriend or be seeing a girl so the whore feel like its a challenge to try to fuck a guy that has a girl,,in many case this is last detail they will know and it will be right before the fuck happens or right after but they like it if you have a girl its more drama and more self esteem boost for the whore
thats pretty much it,,
a whore can be easy recognized by the way she is made up,,fake blond hair,,fake french manicure nails,,usually fate tits,,fake tan,,always try to reveal bodyparts through clothing,,always have thumb ring or index finger ring,,in most cases have lower back tatoo and or piercings of belly and or tounge/nose although the tounge and nose is out of fhasion even for whores now days,,
a whore can be any age ,,in america they usually start at age 16 sometimes late 15 and up to age58 where it usuall stops,,a whore will try to wear high heel shoe always preferably open toe so you can see her toes are always done in most cases a true whore will have her toes done french manicure and not regular colors,,a whore will ALWAYS fake smile and always have the right make up on her..they will never go with out make up because their strength point is the fakness and the body since you can always fix it via surgery or drugs..their faces are a lot less impressive and usually average at best thus need make up and know how to use it because they been to beauty saloons etc maybe even working in one,,also as gh15 said before a whore will always have the space between the thies and from the back where the ass meet the theis,,,the space is from the number of cocks they had an is real,,
a true american whore will always ALWAYS be surroundd with bigger girls than she is or in other words fatter girls than herself because most girls in america are big wether they weight much or not
thats about it
you just need to show up these days and a whore in america will approach you ,,ofcourse you cant be very mean or very cold upon meeting because this is WHEN you need to be fake inorder to continue from there,,,most fellas that are mean and cold looking in the face even if they are big and muscular will scare the whore away no matter how good they look ,,the crack whores will still dont care but you want a decent looking american whore i assume and for that you needto fake a bit at the initial meeting,,dont mistake being fake with kissing ass! dont ever kiss ass only get your mean cold look that you keep for the gym away for few moments and magic will happen with the whore and those whores are EVERY WHERE IN AMERICA
good luck
gh15 pproved
thanks for that, that info was useless though
-
fuck man, women are like dog shit...the older they get the dryer they are and the easier they are to pick up.
If she lets you buy her a drink (or you talk her into buying you one) then you just ask her if she wants to go out to your car and make out. Then when you get in the car you whip your cock out and get some head.
works 90% of the time.
-
fuck man, women are like dog shit...the older they get the dryer they are and the easier they are to pick up.
If she lets you buy her a drink (or you talk her into buying you one) then you just ask her if she wants to go out to your car and make out. Then when you get in the car you whip your cock out and get some head.
works 90% of the time.
what kind of bullshit advice is that, "whip it out" most pick ups don't happen in a club, it happens at work, the gym, shopping, you must live in MTV world with Usher, 50 cent and T-Pain "I'm a buy you a drank" hey when your making out with a chick then move on to the "whip it out" phase but don't get in the car and whip it out..i guarantee you will be whipping it yourself...and they don't get drier as they age, in there 30's there wet as a pool
-
I think everyone here should post pics of actual Milfs at their gyms tommorow.
impossible for me, its always packed and i would never risk it just to satisfy my fellow getbiggers.
-
booooo!!!!!!!!! get it donee. set your camera on no sound and capture the elegant milfs bend over .in full sread eagle
only losers do that shit.. take pics..meh, i rather approach her.
-
(http://s3.tinypic.com/2i8ejbs.jpg)
Oh Milena. I can't imagine how much biker dick has been up in that. She used to run with a biker gang, back in the day. All titties should be that size. She wouldn't get any sleep in my bed. I'd be fucking with those things all night. :-\
-
i would do her mother too.
-
gh keeps getting better and better. I never get tired of reading his stuff.
Unfortunately, I have the personality of a cold toilet seat so the only MILFs I've gotten were along these lines
http://video.xnxx.com/video7464/Forced_mature
-
to be on hormones
to look artifically clean cut or rugged but artificially made to look rugged NOT REAL RUGGED (real rugged guy will have to approach the whore first)
IN AMERICA you will need mystic tan or taning bed tan or beach tan for the whore to approach you
you need to be either big and toned or average and ripped,,in any case bodyfat% will have to be very low dounles or into the singles
need to be under 40
need to have a girlfriend or be seeing a girl so the whore feel like its a challenge to try to fuck a guy that has a girl,,in many case this is last detail they will know and it will be right before the fuck happens or right after but they like it if you have a girl its more drama and more self esteem boost for the whore
I don't agree with the hormones part, but everything else is right on the money and I see it first hand with my buddy.
1. Has a dark tan
2. Always smiling in the club
3. Fairly lean
The girls come up to him, either to say their friends like him or pull him onto the dance floor.
-
I prefer a hot 20 yearold Stripper or Hooker than a Milf.
-
I prefer a hot 20 yearold Stripper or Hooker than a Milf.
same here, but milf's are easier and no games..
-
i have to get a better pic, but 47, my gfs mum...
-
:o :o id love to suck her tits.
-
HUGE tits by the way
-
i have to get a better pic, but 47, my gfs mum...
Ummm...what is her goal...taking a pic like that?
-
i dont know i took it w my cellphone
-
probably young cock moose :o :o
-
i have to get a better pic, but 47, my gfs mum...
Just make sure you pull out early enough if you fuck her. Last thing you want to do is get your girlfriends mom pregnant. It is an odd feeling getting that knock on the door to tell you the news.
-
probably young cock moose :o :o
Mars...that made me laugh...she is 4 years older than me and I would, indeed, likely be too old for her(although she'd be after the elderly like me for the Quan($) :)
-
Mars...that made me laugh...she is 4 years older than me and I would, indeed, likely be too old for her(although she'd be after the elderly like me for the Quan($) :)
yeah but with a body like yours she would consider you a toyboy bro.
-
Well....I will have to get back to that over the Summer...kinda gooey right now after stint in hospital
However
"You can't get into shape unless you are out of shape"
-
Just make sure you pull out early enough if you fuck her. Last thing you want to do is get your girlfriends mom pregnant. It is an odd feeling getting that knock on the door to tell you the news.
Did that happen to you?
-
good advices
Words to live free by
-
i have to get a better pic, but 47, my gfs mum...
Sospechoso tio....
-
can she still get pregnant at that age?
-
can she still get pregnant at that age?
Yes
But, after the age of 40...the likelihood of successful egg implantation drops to 5%, believe it or not...less as the get older...but I would not count on that.
Is she married?
-
single...
-
single...
Well...don't do it, specially if she is still fertile
-
shit... hahaha i was actually thinking of doing it... :'( at least trying
-
shit... hahaha i was actually thinking of doing it... :'( at least trying
will your gf agree...and...I can't blame you...she looks like she will cook in the rack...please regale us of your exploits if you do experience this
-
i will... and im gonna get new pics.. i used to have pics of her with her 3 daughters at the pool... NICE, im gonna try to find it!
-
YES!!
Quick story:
In college, my freind and I were eating in a rest on a Sunday nite...only a few people there...some guy in his 50's was eating alone in a forlorn manner
My buddy pointed to him...said..."that guy right there...divorced, alone, lonely, lost it all..."
I said, how do you know that?
My friend got up to go to the bathroom...when he was gone...I swear...the 50's guy came over and asked if he could join us, as he was newly divorced and sad and lonely....
how much did he offer you for your "company" ?
-
how much did he offer you for your "company" ?
he paid for our dinners
-
i have to get a better pic, but 47, my gfs mum...
mamas want some ,,get with her ;) man im becoming white trash ...gh15 the white trash :D
she looks damn good
-
i will man! ill try!