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Title: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 06:26:59 AM
Growing up?

I shot a flat stone with a wrist rocket sling shot by accident clean through my sister's thigh....my father came home and told me "go to your room for the whole summer"...except for church, bathroom and dinner...I spent six weeks there at 12 years old.

I had a tv, comic books and my weights...so it wasn't THAT bad...

Anyone else?
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Mars on May 14, 2008, 06:30:06 AM
so your passion for the bodybuilding sport starting then moosejay?
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 06:31:51 AM
so your passion for the bodybuilding sport starting then moosejay?

Yes...that is when I started lifting...the pent up anger of my sister daring to turn me in for such a minor affront caused me to vent my anger on the iron.

Actually, I got my 110 pound vinyl set when I was 12 and that is when I started
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Mars on May 14, 2008, 06:33:32 AM
so if you werent punished then maybe you had a carreer now in golfing instead of in bodybuilding ???
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: m8 on May 14, 2008, 06:33:35 AM
except for church, bathroom and dinner...I spent six weeks there at 12 years old.


Ha ha ha.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 06:35:51 AM
so if you werent punished then maybe you had a carreer now in golfing instead of in bodybuilding ???

I won a golf tournament at 14, ironically

Beat one other kid entered on a par 3 :)
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 06:36:31 AM

Ha ha ha.

Yes...catholic church...nothing more boring...punishment in and of itself
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: KillerMonk on May 14, 2008, 06:37:14 AM
Never got in much trouble though had a fight with my father when i was 16 trashed the lounge room where we exchanged blows and he knocked me out, he felt so bad that he took me to the amusement parlour and $50 dollars, we both had black eyes the next day.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Mars on May 14, 2008, 06:38:41 AM
i got punishment when i was about 10 and told a girlfriend her mom looked like a witch. you should have seen her face.. and later my face.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: jaejonna on May 14, 2008, 06:38:54 AM
I always hated "In School Suspension"......but if you did something really crazy you got 'Out of School Suspension', never knew why was that .....so after the first (ISS) I always did enuf fucked up shit to get kicked out of school for a week. heheheheh
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: jaejonna on May 14, 2008, 06:39:39 AM
i got punishment when i was about 10 and told a girlfriend her mom looked like a witch. you should have seen her face.. and later my face.
hahahah brutally owning dumb hoes at an early age...she didnt know she was talking to a future legend.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 06:40:07 AM
Never got in much trouble though had a fight with my father when i was 16 trashed the lounge room where we exchanged blows and he knocked me out, he felt so bad that he took me to the amusement parlour and $50 dollars, we both had black eyes the next day.

Actually kind of funny in a traumatic way
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 06:41:22 AM
i got punishment when i was about 10 and told a girlfriend her mom looked like a witch. you should have seen her face.. and later my face.

What was it...here MOM pounded on you, or your girl?

You had a gf at 10?
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 06:42:37 AM
I always hated "In School Suspension"......but if you did something really crazy you got 'Out of School Suspension', never knew why was that .....so after the first (ISS) I always did enuf fucked up shit to get kicked out of school for a week. heheheheh

I went to parochial school...I think I had detention once...very boring. Enough indiscretions, and you were simply kicked out and off to public school
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 06:43:58 AM
Numerous occasions when I used to drink I came in wasted and left the kitchen like a shithole. My parents just plain told me they were disappointed with me and would barely talk to me for like a week after. Made me feel like shit, really ashamed. They never used to shout at me, just calmly say what a disgrace I was. Now that made me feel fucking horrible

Actually, 'disgrace' is a very powerful word. I use it today if I really want to take someone down to 'Chinatown'

I was always prideful of the fact that if my father told me to be home at midnite or whatever, I'd never, ever be late.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: 240 is Back on May 14, 2008, 06:49:06 AM
i got punishment when i was about 10 and told a girlfriend her mom looked like a witch. you should have seen her face.. and later my face.

today, you might consider that mom to be a milf, and you might have some sort of accessory for her face.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Mars on May 14, 2008, 06:51:23 AM
What was it...here MOM pounded on you, or your girl?

You had a gf at 10?

haha yeah my mom, the little bitch said it to her.
a girlfriend on that age doesnt mean more than walking hand in hand ;D
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 06:55:45 AM
I know what you mean MJ. There was another time when my dad and I had an argument. My family is typical Irish Catholic, mass every week etc. I came to my own conclusion that god didn't exist and so stopped going to mass. Because I'm the oldest child and supposed to be setting an example I think my parents took it pretty badly. I can't remember the exact words my dad used, but he basically told me I was worth less than the rest of siblings because I didn't go to mass anymore. At the time it hurt, but I know now it's his problem not mine. It also only further reinforced in my mind the destructive potential of religion. I'm still an atheist and I lead a better life than I ever did when I believed in a god. My relationship with my parents has never been the same

That is too bad about your parents.

they mold you, true, but then it comes time for you to form your own ideas and make yourself into who you are
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 06:56:23 AM
haha yeah my mom, the little bitch said it to her.
a girlfriend on that age doesnt mean more than walking hand in hand ;D

Yeah...I hated when the little prissies would tell on you...
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 07:40:42 AM
today, you might consider that mom to be a milf, and you might have some sort of accessory for her face.

I did my bike at the gym just got back...sorry to say there were NO MILF's...someone said this was the best time to go.... :'(
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: cptanabolic on May 14, 2008, 07:49:20 AM
Yes...that is when I started lifting...the pent up anger of my sister daring to turn me in for such a minor affront caused me to vent my anger on the iron.

Actually, I got my 110 pound vinyl set when I was 12 and that is when I started

I was grounded for a month for accidently burning my sisters leg with one of those old wood burners.  You know the kind you plug in and the tip gets hot.   But, I started lifting during that time as well.  A 110 lbs. plastic covered cement set.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 07:52:16 AM
I was grounded for a month for accidently burning my sisters leg with one of those old wood burners.  You know the kind you plug in and the tip gets hot.   But, I started lifting during that time as well.  A 110 lbs. plastic covered cement set.

yes, used to burn designs and letters into wood...that hadda hurt like a mofo...blood curdling scream and scared shit outta you
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Howard on May 14, 2008, 07:54:44 AM
I always hated "In School Suspension"......but if you did something really crazy you got 'Out of School Suspension', never knew why was that .....so after the first (ISS) I always did enuf fucked up shit to get kicked out of school for a week. heheheheh
ya know I have been teaching for almost 20 yrs now . I know for that the in-school suspension (ISS) is hated by most students, but I never could fathom why they hated it so  much.
You can read, do your work and keep to yourself. Not the most fun int he world , but something I never would have minded.Doesn't seem like much punishment unless of course your big deal in school is seeing your friends as the main thing. The Out of school suspension OSS is a bad deal on the students record and affects their grades and class standing, etc.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: cptanabolic on May 14, 2008, 07:56:17 AM
yes, used to burn designs and letters into wood...that hadda hurt like a mofo...blood curdling scream and scared shit outta you

She was standing behind me and called my name and when I turned around I got her on the leg. She will still show me the scar to this day when she wants me to feel bad.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 08:00:54 AM
She was standing behind me and called my name and when I turned around I got her on the leg. She will still show me the scar to this day when she wants me to feel bad.

Yeesh!
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: busyB on May 14, 2008, 08:06:26 AM

I shot a flat stone with a wrist rocket sling shot by accident clean through my sister's thigh....my father came home and told me "go to your room for the whole summer"...except for church, bathroom and dinner...I spent six weeks there at 12 years old.



Wait a minute....so, is she now an amputee or have one of those bolt on hi-tech legs inserted where here thigh once was?  ???
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: stuntmovie on May 14, 2008, 08:06:53 AM
I got bucked off a wild pony once, but my dad made me get back on and I fell off again. Was about four or five and the pony was pissed off because all the other ponies were on a trail ride.

I guess that's a form of punishment, Moose!
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 08:10:22 AM
Wait a minute....so, is she now an amputee or have one of those bolt on hi-tech legs inserted where here thigh once was?  ???

No, just a flesh wound..."Long way from the heart..."as my father would say...
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 08:12:43 AM
I got bucked off a wild pony once, but my dad made me get back on and I fell off again. Was about four or five and the pony was pissed off because all the other ponies were on a trail ride.

I guess that's a form of punishment, Moose!


Ha!...for you or the pony? ;D
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: busyB on May 14, 2008, 08:17:12 AM
No, just a flesh wound..."Long way from the heart..."as my father would say...

Whew, that had me worried for a minute there... ;)
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 14, 2008, 08:23:04 AM
 When I was 19 I got arrested for selling 4 1/2 ounces of cocaine to an undercover DEA agent. I got in a pretty lot of trouble for that :P
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Special Ed on May 14, 2008, 08:24:58 AM
When I was four, my older brother an I were playing with the neighbor's kids in a sand box. This 5-year old girl stole my brother's rock and wouldn't give it back and he started crying. I went to the woods, picked up a big rock and came back and held it over my head and dropped it on her, caving the back of her skull in. Never seen so much blood in my life before. I ran to my house as HER brother chased me. I stayed up in my room for a few hours. My parents didn't do anything to me because I guess my guilt over mortally wounding the next door neighbor was punishment enough.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: 240 is Back on May 14, 2008, 08:41:03 AM
No, just a flesh wound..."Long way from the heart..."as my father would say...

those kids that murdered NFL star Sean Taylor.... they figured it was safe to shoot #21 in the leg, as if was a long way from his heart and they didn't want him chasing them.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: CalvinH on May 14, 2008, 10:19:48 AM
The term I did in Shawshank for killing my babysitter was the worst.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: wisconsinBB on May 14, 2008, 10:25:19 AM
When I was in 7th grade I carved the name of the girl I had a crush on into 13 chairs in the science room, and I carved it DEEP!   I got my name called over the loudspeaker after school one day to report to the room and the teacher had all 13 chairs sitting out in the hallway.   I had to sand and re-varnish all the fricken chairs and got detention on top of it!
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: tomgreynolds on May 14, 2008, 10:35:29 AM
When i was in 7th grade, my best friends and I were always getting into trouble. One day, we set a fire in this creek that runs through most of our town (a very nice suburban area). It was just a little brushfire, but then it caught a dead tree and more dried up brush. Then the fire got ridiculously out of control. The entire creek was like a river of fire.  11 houses were burnt completely to the ground and people all over town were suffering from smoke inhalation because the fire was so massive.

We NEVER got caught!
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 10:50:09 AM
those kids that murdered NFL star Sean Taylor.... they figured it was safe to shoot #21 in the leg, as if was a long way from his heart and they didn't want him chasing them.

yes...they did not consider the femoral artery
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 10:50:48 AM
When I was in 7th grade I carved the name of the girl I had a crush on into 13 chairs in the science room, and I carved it DEEP!   I got my name called over the loudspeaker after school one day to report to the room and the teacher had all 13 chairs sitting out in the hallway.   I had to sand and re-varnish all the fricken chairs and got detention on top of it!

that must have given you a good pump
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 10:53:51 AM
When i was in 7th grade, my best friends and I were always getting into trouble. One day, we set a fire in this creek that runs through most of our town (a very nice suburban area). It was just a little brushfire, but then it caught a dead tree and more dried up brush. Then the fire got ridiculously out of control. The entire creek was like a river of fire.  11 houses were burnt completely to the ground and people all over town were suffering from smoke inhalation because the fire was so massive.

We NEVER got caught!

My friend and I lit firecrackers in a bunch of cat tails near a lake where an old guy was fishing to mess with him and scare the fish away.

A huge fire erupted, and we pedaled away on our bikes as quickly as possible.

the firetrucks passed us in the oppoeite direction in the field we were trucking through.

We got to his parent's house and hung around, sirens blaring in the background.

My friend's mom said..."hey, you kids look bored...maybe you should go check out what those sirens are all about..." :)

I was 12 and never so scared 
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: wisconsinBB on May 14, 2008, 10:54:19 AM
that must have given you a good pump

My arms were sore as fuck after sanding all the damn chairs.  My dad had a power sander but the teacher told me I had to sand it by hand........fucker!
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: JasonH on May 14, 2008, 10:55:06 AM
When I was a kid I used to steal cans of beer from the local shops during lunchtimes and sell them to the older kids at back at school. Never got caught. I don't know what being punished feels like.  8)
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Ursus on May 14, 2008, 11:01:39 AM
I know what you mean MJ. There was another time when my dad and I had an argument. My family is typical Irish Catholic, mass every week etc. I came to my own conclusion that god didn't exist and so stopped going to mass. Because I'm the oldest child and supposed to be setting an example I think my parents took it pretty badly. I can't remember the exact words my dad used, but he basically told me I was worth less than the rest of siblings because I didn't go to mass anymore. At the time it hurt, but I know now it's his problem not mine. It also only further reinforced in my mind the destructive potential of religion. I'm still an atheist and I lead a better life than I ever did when I believed in a god. My relationship with my parents has never been the same
burn2live and myself are actually training partners and good mates.

Iroinically im turbo catholic lol and strongly believe in it lol

i pulled out my cock in p4 and pissed infront of two girls cos they annoyed me on way home from school. Thought that was it. 20minutes later they called to my house and told my mum. I got the shit beat out of me lol

As a child i got hit with..
slippers
shoes
belts
blackthorn walking sticks
wet hands(ouch)

never done me any harm and in hindsight i deserved it.

actually thinking of teh stuff i done i was a wee girl. on home from primary school we would walk up this rocky stony shortcut and throw the stones on the roof of teh shopping center/family center. One day we moved closer and started throwing them over. 3 minutes later a man came boltinmg at us shouting like mad. we were heiiting the cars and smashing the windows on the other side as the stones slid down and off the roofs. i say stones though i am talking size between tennis and golf balls.
Ha we ran like fuck never got caught.

I had a habit of throwing stones, chopping down trees playing with fire. wee fucker. im kinda chuckling at some of the stuff.

i also have stolen something extremly valuable before with 2 other people. never caught and probaly wont do it again.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Bluto on May 14, 2008, 11:04:39 AM
dorian trained way harder than ronnie

way harder
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Howard on May 14, 2008, 11:09:43 AM
When I was four, my older brother an I were playing with the neighbor's kids in a sand box. This 5-year old girl stole my brother's rock and wouldn't give it back and he started crying. I went to the woods, picked up a big rock and came back and held it over my head and dropped it on her, caving the back of her skull in. Never seen so much blood in my life before. I ran to my house as HER brother chased me. I stayed up in my room for a few hours. My parents didn't do anything to me because I guess my guilt over mortally wounding the next door neighbor was punishment enough.
I once got locked up by kicking ass on 14 cops ( put 10 in the hospital). While in there I was drugged /cuffed and one of the cops made me "toss his salad"  :-* as payback. Damn, to this day food doesn't taste the same.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: knny187 on May 14, 2008, 11:11:51 AM
7th grade was a good year   ;D

I was always in so much trouble & spent so much time in the VP's office.....

I was assigned detention for the remaining of the 7th grade year.....had to attend summer school...& was automatically assigned detention for the FULL year of 8th grade.   ;D

Mind you.....what got me in trouble was somewhere in the first semester of 7th grade.  They kept dangling this thing in front of me like "keep it up & we'll double the detentions" & I would say "Go ahead....double it....I don't give a shit".  I couldn't tell you how many times that happened.  It used to make all the kids laugh & would make the teachers feel powerless.  I would fall asleep in class & was kicked out of my english classes almost daily.

I just hated being told what to do or what I couldn't do.


Probably why I joined the Marines

 ;)

Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Ursus on May 14, 2008, 11:22:31 AM
7th grade was a good year   ;D

I was always in so much trouble & spent so much time in the VP's office.....

I was assigned detention for the remaining of the 7th grade year.....had to attend summer school...& was automatically assigned detention for the FULL year of 8th grade.   ;D

Mind you.....what got me in trouble was somewhere in the first semester of 7th grade.  They kept dangling this thing in front of me like "keep it up & we'll double the detentions" & I would say "Go ahead....double it....I don't give a shit".  I couldn't tell you how many times that happened.  It used to make all the kids laugh & would make the teachers feel powerless.  I would fall asleep in class & was kicked out of my english classes almost daily.

I just hated being told what to do or what I couldn't do.


Probably why I joined the Marines

 ;)

I got called the the VP's a few times ofr not bothering to go to english for like 6 weeks.

He gave me a detention and i never turned up so he said i am giving you 2. I said ok though i wont turn up either.

The guy was actually a goo dguy though this infuriated him beyond velief to the pint where he just said get out. Another time he went on a rant about my attitude, he ended up getting so annoyed and frustrated he ended up digressing as to why everytime im called to his office am i sipping milk infront of him or walking round school carrying milk LOL


Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Dorian01 on May 14, 2008, 11:58:21 AM
When I was four, my older brother an I were playing with the neighbor's kids in a sand box. This 5-year old girl stole my brother's rock and wouldn't give it back and he started crying. I went to the woods, picked up a big rock and came back and held it over my head and dropped it on her, caving the back of her skull in. Never seen so much blood in my life before. I ran to my house as HER brother chased me. I stayed up in my room for a few hours. My parents didn't do anything to me because I guess my guilt over mortally wounding the next door neighbor was punishment enough.
Take that, bitches! Fuck yeah, thats what I'm talking about. Reps.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 12:00:53 PM
When I was a kid I used to steal cans of beer from the local shops during lunchtimes and sell them to the older kids at back at school. Never got caught. I don't know what being punished feels like.  8)

My hero!
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: tommywishbone on May 14, 2008, 12:13:00 PM
Tied to a cinder block wall and beaten with a chain, by the police in Caracas, Venezuela.

Just when you think you got it made.. it ain't made.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 12:15:05 PM
Tied to a cinder block wall and beaten with a chain, by the police in Caracas, Venezuela.

Just when you think you got it made.. it ain't made.

Haha..

THAT is why

when the world hates America

I say

HATE THEM BACK
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 12:20:51 PM
burn2live and myself are actually training partners and good mates.

Iroinically im turbo catholic lol and strongly believe in it lol

i pulled out my cock in p4 and pissed infront of two girls cos they annoyed me on way home from school. Thought that was it. 20minutes later they called to my house and told my mum. I got the shit beat out of me lol

As a child i got hit with..
slippers
shoes
belts
blackthorn walking sticks
wet hands(ouch)

never done me any harm and in hindsight i deserved it.

actually thinking of teh stuff i done i was a wee ####. on home from primary school we would walk up this rocky stony shortcut and throw the stones on the roof of teh shopping center/family center. One day we moved closer and started throwing them over. 3 minutes later a man came boltinmg at us shouting like mad. we were heiiting the cars and smashing the windows on the other side as the stones slid down and off the roofs. i say stones though i am talking size between tennis and golf balls.
Ha we ran like fuck never got caught.

I had a habit of throwing stones, chopping down trees playing with fire. wee fucker. im kinda chuckling at some of the stuff.

i also have stolen something extremly valuable before with 2 other people. never caught and probaly wont do it again.

what was the valuable item?
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 12:22:06 PM
I once got locked up by kicking ass on 14 cops ( put 10 in the hospital). While in there I was drugged /cuffed and one of the cops made me "toss his salad"  :-* as payback. Damn, to this day food doesn't taste the same.

shit....did you get incarcerated for a long time?
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 12:22:48 PM
7th grade was a good year   ;D

I was always in so much trouble & spent so much time in the VP's office.....

I was assigned detention for the remaining of the 7th grade year.....had to attend summer school...& was automatically assigned detention for the FULL year of 8th grade.   ;D

Mind you.....what got me in trouble was somewhere in the first semester of 7th grade.  They kept dangling this thing in front of me like "keep it up & we'll double the detentions" & I would say "Go ahead....double it....I don't give a shit".  I couldn't tell you how many times that happened.  It used to make all the kids laugh & would make the teachers feel powerless.  I would fall asleep in class & was kicked out of my english classes almost daily.

I just hated being told what to do or what I couldn't do.


Probably why I joined the Marines

 ;)



I am certain the marines straightened you out!
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: medz zeppelin on May 14, 2008, 12:44:41 PM
Squaddy's fat bitch took away his pc for the whole summer
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: knny187 on May 14, 2008, 12:44:49 PM
I am certain the marines straightened you out!

I did 10 years....& still hate being told what to do & how to do it

 ;)
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 01:01:40 PM
Squaddy's fat bitch took away his pc for the whole summer

ooofff
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 01:02:56 PM
I did 10 years....& still hate being told what to do & how to do it

 ;)

"I did ten years..." that makes it sound almost like it was imprisonment :P

Is it true that it is really that strict, you have no say, and you must jump when they ask?
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: burn2live on May 14, 2008, 01:13:25 PM
what was the valuable item?

Yeh, what did you steal man?
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: knny187 on May 14, 2008, 01:14:16 PM
"I did ten years..." that makes it sound almost like it was imprisonment :P

Is it true that it is really that strict, you have no say, and you must jump when they ask?

Yes....& No

Yes...orders & regulations are followed, otherwise, all fucking hell is to pay.  Most importantly, in combat situations, lives could be jeopardized.

On the other hand, the Corps encourages newer & better ways to do things all the time.  They realized years ago that being open minded to new techniques or ideas win battles.  Also, they want young marines to step up & tactfully call something out if it's wrong or a severely bad idea.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Croatch on May 14, 2008, 01:33:13 PM
Growing up?

I shot a flat stone with a wrist rocket sling shot by accident clean through my sister's thigh....my father came home and told me "go to your room for the whole summer"...except for church, bathroom and dinner...I spent six weeks there at 12 years old.

I had a tv, comic books and my weights...so it wasn't THAT bad...

Anyone else?
You left out the part where your dad dressed up like a priest, then sodomized you at random for the duration of your sentence.  Telling you, "You must repent!!  You must repent!!!"
 :D
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 02:01:56 PM
You left out the part where your dad dressed up like a priest, then sodomized you at random for the duration of your sentence.  Telling you, "You must repent!!  You must repent!!!"
 :D

Nah...my father doesn't go to church
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: dantelis on May 14, 2008, 03:52:17 PM
Yes...that is when I started lifting...the pent up anger of my sister daring to turn me in for such a minor affront caused me to vent my anger on the iron.


Shooting a stone "clean through" your sister's thigh is a minor affront?!?  As a grown man with years of wisdom behind you now, what punishment do you think you should have gotten from your dad?
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 08:27:55 PM
Shooting a stone "clean through" your sister's thigh is a minor affront?!?  As a grown man with years of wisdom behind you now, what punishment do you think you should have gotten from your dad?

 I was speaking in jest...no more wrist rockets for me!
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Beefjake on May 14, 2008, 09:30:20 PM
Well - as a kid. My dad made me go get a small branch from a birch and spanked my ass. Today thats illegal and they say that your kids will grow to fear you.

I didn't fear my dad, I was a fraid what would happen if I did something stupid again.

Like use ours and neighbours cars roof and bonnet as a slide in one winter. And cars here are like 200% more expensive than in states.

In school I got detention a lot. Once, 4th or 5th grade my teacher ( she ) slapped me! Good that she did I say. Wasn't a bully or anything, borderline AD/HD I guess, but you didn't have that excuse back then.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: chaos on May 14, 2008, 09:47:30 PM
I'll never admit to anything. And you can't make me! >:(
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Tapeworm on May 14, 2008, 10:04:08 PM
I like snitching on the other kids.  If it's a slow week, I just make some shit up.  That's why I'm the Hall Monitor and your ass belongs to me.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Bruffy on May 15, 2008, 06:53:35 AM
Growing up?

I shot a flat stone with a wrist rocket sling shot by accident clean through my sister's thigh....my father came home and told me "go to your room for the whole summer"...except for church, bathroom and dinner...I spent six weeks there at 12 years old.

I had a tv, comic books and my weights...so it wasn't THAT bad...

Anyone else?
Growing up?  Not even close to growing up yet.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Karl Kox on May 15, 2008, 09:57:47 AM
wait untill your father gets home !
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 15, 2008, 10:26:47 AM
wait untill your father gets home !

There was actually a cartoon called that about 30 years ago
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: 240 is Back on May 15, 2008, 10:37:07 AM
I got married... punishment was no more hanging out with young sluts, blowing money on guitars, etc.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Howard on May 15, 2008, 11:02:49 AM
Yes....& No

Yes...orders & regulations are followed, otherwise, all fucking hell is to pay.  Most importantly, in combat situations, lives could be jeopardized.

On the other hand, the Corps encourages newer & better ways to do things all the time.  They realized years ago that being open minded to new techniques or ideas win battles.  Also, they want young marines to step up & tactfully call something out if it's wrong or a severely bad idea.

I am ex jarhead, went in from 81-85, oorah
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Petrucci on May 15, 2008, 11:12:35 AM
i got punishment when i was about 10 and told a girlfriend her mom looked like a witch. you should have seen her face.. and later my face.

did you f*cked her from behind at least?  ???

Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Colossus_1986 on May 15, 2008, 11:22:28 AM
There was actually a cartoon called that about 30 years ago

would make a great reality show these days, since everything is reality TV....

WAIT TILL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME! all new on FOX!!!

tune in and see a day in the life of random misfit, bastard children.
witness the brutal beating at the climax of every episode, all caught on
tape! un-rehearsed and raw!

Wednesdays at 9!

(http://doodlemonger.com/i/photos/tyler_beat_up.jpg)
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: knny187 on May 15, 2008, 12:55:11 PM
Well - as a kid. My dad made me go get a small branch from a birch and spanked my ass. Today thats illegal and they say that your kids will grow to fear you.

I didn't fear my dad, I was a fraid what would happen if I did something stupid again.

Like use ours and neighbours cars roof and bonnet as a slide in one winter. And cars here are like 200% more expensive than in states.

In school I got detention a lot. Once, 4th or 5th grade my teacher ( she ) slapped me! Good that she did I say. Wasn't a bully or anything, borderline AD/HD I guess, but you didn't have that excuse back then.


First time I was ever knocked out was in the 6th grade by my teacher

Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: CalvinH on May 15, 2008, 01:11:08 PM
Reading this thread.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: sinbad on May 15, 2008, 01:20:15 PM
When I was like 9 or so, I beat up the baby sitter, and man I got in trouble when my parents got home. To this day I still feel like she deserved it.
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: Moosejay on May 15, 2008, 05:46:43 PM
First time I was ever knocked out was in the 6th grade by my teacher



Then you should be rich
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: The Coach on May 15, 2008, 07:11:02 PM
My worst punishment came when I was an adult and God sentanced me to almost 10 years of hell married to my ex-wife......but then he had forgivin me and gave me another shot at life :)
Title: Re: Your worst punishment..
Post by: knny187 on May 16, 2008, 11:56:27 AM
Then you should be rich

Nope...after I came to.....I shrugged it off like a man & only in 6th grade

 ;D