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Title: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: Howard on May 14, 2008, 09:08:10 AM
1. Guy calims he has this awesome benchpress. He "proves it" by loading up the bar ,to the bragged about wt, then has the spotter lift it with him, and the spotter ( who turns purple from the strain) declares;
" It was all YOU bro!"

2. Guy claims he can squat or leg press some impressive wt. He loads up the bar or machine, screams and yell and then does a full "knee flex" and the wt moves a couple centimeters LOL.

3. My favorite :D Guy works out and looks decent. He claims he could win any area bodybuilding meet with ease, and would only need a few weeks contest prep, etc. Of course he won't compete becuase he thinks contests are a joke and all politcal. He feels strongly about not getting up on stage in some lil' bikini trunks.
Besides, all the other guys suck and he has  no competition anyway LOL.

4. a) Joe Prowannabe, has some muscle but is small, lean and nothing special.
EVERY guy he sees , that is BIGGER than him , is juiced to the gills.
If he can get on a bigger cycle he will go pro.
(b) An obvious roid user, who would melt the cup with all the chemical in his urine, says he is all natural and never touched a steroid in his life.
The truth on the roid issue seems to be in the middle of these two extremes. You can build a good physique and even win some local/state shows without drugs or only moderate amounts.
But to have the kind of mass that wins in the IFBB pros, ya gotta be useing a fair share of the sauce.
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding calims and boasts
Post by: spinnis on May 14, 2008, 09:10:37 AM
Stop it howie, just stop it..


you're done.
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding calims and boasts
Post by: RZA on May 14, 2008, 09:12:41 AM
One day, Howard...one day...maybe...you'll tell us something we don't know. One day.
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding calims and boasts
Post by: columbusdude82 on May 14, 2008, 09:13:06 AM
What kind of teacher can't spell "claims" ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding calims and boasts
Post by: gordiano on May 14, 2008, 09:17:58 AM
The "Pro" or top amateur who just signed with "X" supplement company, and attributes all his gains & condition to X's products, but never mentions the shit load of drugs it actually took to look that way.


The guy who claims a "4 plate per side" press, but always forgets to mention he has only done it on the Hammer Strength machine.

The fat ass who boasts about having 20" arms, at 45% bf.  ::)

The "smith machine" powerlifter....who talks about how strong he is.



Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding calims and boasts
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on May 14, 2008, 09:23:53 AM
www.gymstories.com perhaps?
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding calims and boasts
Post by: 240 is Back on May 14, 2008, 09:31:57 AM
howie, relax man.  you might as well be complaining about rainy weather or fearmongering used by our own govt.

these are everyday, common sense things that no one will defend.
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding calims and boasts
Post by: Howard on May 14, 2008, 09:37:19 AM
howie, relax man.  you might as well be complaining about rainy weather or fearmongering used by our own govt.

these are everyday, common sense things that no one will defend.
LOL, it si meant as a funny post. Gordiano has the idea.
But hey just because an older bodybuilder is a tad high doesn't mean he can't brag about his arm size LOL.

I don't bother trying to edit my posts here, and my typing sucks LOL
For official business I proof read and spell check
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: 240 is Back on May 14, 2008, 09:38:10 AM
But hey just because an older bodybuilder is a tad high doesn't mean he can't brag about his arm size LOL.

you're high today?

monster balls for admitting such a thing.
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 14, 2008, 09:40:35 AM

(b) An obvious roid user, who would melt the cup with all the chemical in his urine, says he is all natural and never touched a steroid in his life.
The truth on the roid issue seems to be in the middle of these two extremes. You can build a good physique and even win some local/state shows without drugs or only moderate amounts.
But to have the kind of mass that wins in the IFBB pros, ya gotta be useing a fair share of the sauce.

so you've yonnie shamburger also! :-X
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: CalvinH on May 14, 2008, 10:11:45 AM
"I'm leaving Get Big"
"What can we do to make BB better"
"There's to much steroids in BBing"
"Here's a pic of my 10th wife"



...oh wait,this isn't lame Get Big threads ;)
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: Howard on May 14, 2008, 10:48:29 AM
"I'm leaving Get Big"
"What can we do to make BB better"
"There's to much steroids in BBing"
"Here's a pic of my 10th wife"



...oh wait,this isn't lame Get Big threads ;)
Classic get big LMAO.
I really like the, "my 10th wife",    zinger :D
Here I am with one of my biatches
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: Bluto on May 14, 2008, 10:59:43 AM
what kind of a nut would sit there alone on a mountain with a dog
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: spinnis on May 14, 2008, 11:22:41 AM
what kind of a nut would sit there alone on a mountain with a dog

Fuck the dog. Sit there by yourself.


(http://bp3.blogger.com/_fleLNbu_RVk/RyI3JglZ4oI/AAAAAAAAADw/VCY-437xxLk/s320/Ricky+Bruch2.jpg)
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: Howard on May 14, 2008, 11:23:46 AM
what kind of a nut would sit there alone on a mountain with a dog
The same kind of loser that would post on getbig useing his real first name. ;)
I often do cardio hiking up it with my doggys. Good work out.
Howard
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: CalvinH on May 14, 2008, 11:41:19 AM
Classic get big LMAO.
I really like the, "my 10th wife",    zinger :D
Here I am with one of my biatches




Nice ass on that bitch ;D
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 11:52:55 AM
"I used to look like that..."

Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: turner98 on May 14, 2008, 12:46:54 PM
"I'm leaving Get Big"
"What can we do to make BB better"
"There's to much steroids in BBing"
"Here's a pic of my 10th wife"



...oh wait,this isn't lame Get Big threads ;)


Lol  ;D
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: Bix on May 14, 2008, 02:29:48 PM
HaHaHa, I NEVER looked like that!


"I used to look like that..."


Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: _bruce_ on May 14, 2008, 02:30:28 PM
Fuck the dog. Sit there by yourself.


(http://bp3.blogger.com/_fleLNbu_RVk/RyI3JglZ4oI/AAAAAAAAADw/VCY-437xxLk/s320/Ricky+Bruch2.jpg)

Ricky rocks  8)
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: candidizzle on May 14, 2008, 02:31:51 PM
Fuck the dog. Sit there by yourself.


(http://bp3.blogger.com/_fleLNbu_RVk/RyI3JglZ4oI/AAAAAAAAADw/VCY-437xxLk/s320/Ricky+Bruch2.jpg)
hell yeah mediation rocks...     eat some shrroms and climb a mountain and then chill...   i didi that in finlad...AWESOME..   hella lakes and shit all around with hills and hella trees and rocks..
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: Method101 on May 14, 2008, 02:33:07 PM
Moosejay = Luigi on drugs.
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: Howard on May 14, 2008, 02:35:58 PM
HaHaHa, I NEVER looked like that!


Thanks for posting the ol Zane pose pic from 21 yrs ago, ....yikes :D
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: swilkins1984 on May 14, 2008, 02:36:17 PM
I tried it but I came about 7.8 lbs of new muscle short of the 8.4 lbs.  ;D
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: Howard on May 14, 2008, 02:39:29 PM
I tried it but I came about 7.8 lbs of new muscle short of the 8.4 lbs.  ;D
yes, but it does say "UP TO 8.4 lbs" not that you will gain that much LOL.
The supplement ad folks must have a good legal dept so they get sued
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 07:59:28 PM
Moosejay = Luigi on drugs.

i don't follow...
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: Moosejay on May 14, 2008, 08:00:50 PM
HaHaHa, I NEVER looked like that!



damn how...that you?
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: Meltdown on May 14, 2008, 08:02:49 PM
What about Pro Puppets who claim the IFBB care more about BB than they do about MONEY???Now that is a good one.
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: dearth on May 15, 2008, 03:55:46 AM
"I'll make top 6 at the olympia" - bob chick
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: Red Hook on May 15, 2008, 04:13:47 AM

4. a) Joe Prowannabe, has some muscle but is small, lean and nothing special.
EVERY guy he sees , that is BIGGER than him , is juiced to the gills.
If he can get on a bigger cycle he will go pro.
(b) An obvious roid user, who would melt the cup with all the chemical in his urine, says he is all natural and never touched a steroid in his life.
The truth on the roid issue seems to be in the middle of these two extremes. You can build a good physique and even win some local/state shows without drugs or only moderate amounts.
But to have the kind of mass that wins in the IFBB pros, ya gotta be useing a fair share of the sauce.


Joe Local  ???
Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: Red Hook on May 15, 2008, 04:19:40 AM
Classic get big LMAO.
I really like the, "my 10th wife",    zinger :D
Here I am with one of my biatches

Title: Re: Lame bodybuilding boasts
Post by: Howard on May 15, 2008, 11:08:13 AM

classic get big baby ;D ;D ;D ;D