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Title: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: Tre on May 16, 2008, 06:34:36 PM

Discuss.
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: polychronopolous on May 16, 2008, 06:36:08 PM
What do you think?
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: m8 on May 16, 2008, 06:39:16 PM
Religion is for the weak.
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: Disgusted on May 16, 2008, 06:40:22 PM
Tre is hi.  ;D
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: The Coach on May 16, 2008, 06:43:02 PM
Discuss.

There's nothing to discuss.
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: The Freakshow on May 16, 2008, 06:43:05 PM
Would dog lovers like cats if they were dogs? or

Would vegitarians like meat if it was a vegtable?

This is at the top of the list of most retarded questions ever.
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: candidizzle on May 16, 2008, 06:44:04 PM
Tre is hi.  ;D
:D  ahaha  very funny
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: The Coach on May 16, 2008, 06:44:42 PM
Discuss.

But if you want to discuss how the people who support it have a one way ticket to hell.........be my guest.
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: CalvinH on May 16, 2008, 06:45:26 PM
I think this woud be a good topic for the religious board.
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: The Coach on May 16, 2008, 06:47:42 PM
I think this woud be a good topic for the religious board.

it gets more attention here. Thats why I usually post non-bodybuilding stuff on here first...it eventually gets moved.
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: Dorian01 on May 16, 2008, 06:48:44 PM
Christians don't respect Jesus or his teachings. They're more about the crazy, maniacal God.
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: Condor on May 16, 2008, 06:49:43 PM
Would dog lovers like cats if they were dogs? or

Would vegitarians like meat if it was a vegtable?

This is at the top of the list of most retarded questions ever.

Thank you.  Well put.
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: Tre on May 16, 2008, 06:53:59 PM

I have no evidence to indicate that Jesus wasn't gay. 

Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: Dorian01 on May 16, 2008, 06:59:57 PM
There is some evidence that he had a male lover.
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: The Freakshow on May 16, 2008, 07:00:19 PM
I have no evidence to indicate that Jesus wasn't gay. 



Okay, I'll bite.

You mean other than than fact He claimed to be God and forbids homosexuality???

He also preached against and forbids adultery and fornication and was a single man. So your statement makes sense how???
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: The Freakshow on May 16, 2008, 07:01:25 PM
There is some evidence that he had a male lover.

Oh yeah, I heard the video of Him and his boyfriend was on TMZ :D
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: polychronopolous on May 16, 2008, 07:02:34 PM
There is some evidence that he had a male lover.
useless without pics
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: Camel Jockey on May 16, 2008, 07:04:27 PM
jesus was a fraud like all other prophets.
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: Tre on May 16, 2008, 07:05:57 PM

He's just lucky he was around before the days of YouTube.

Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: jtsunami on May 16, 2008, 07:07:15 PM
Jesus would not be gay, their is no discussion to be had...idiot  ::)
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: TrueGrit on May 16, 2008, 07:09:22 PM
Jesus would not be gay, their is no discussion to be had...idiot  ::)

You can't say for sure. He was a bachelor boy and after a bit of wine and sermonizing..a tasty looking Hebrew tranny could possibly tempt him..Especially if it was one of those that looked all female until you got to the dick and balls.
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: Camel Jockey on May 16, 2008, 07:11:16 PM
You can't say for sure. He was a bachelor boy and after a bit of wine and sermonizing..a tasty looking Hebrew tranny could possibly tempt him..Especially if it was one of those that looked all female until you got to the dick and balls.

I hear his mother was into gangbangs with Roman legionnaires.  ;D
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: jtsunami on May 16, 2008, 07:11:55 PM
You can't say for sure. He was a bachelor boy and after a bit of wine and sermonizing..a tasty looking Hebrew tranny could possibly tempt him..Especially if it was one of those that looked all female until you got to the dick and balls.

...boom lightning just struck you, keep tempting God and soon he will take his chance  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: TrueGrit on May 16, 2008, 07:12:46 PM
I hear his mother was into gangbangs with Roman legionnaires.  ;D

I'm just amazed that Joseph bought that story!
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: bigdumbbell on May 16, 2008, 07:13:22 PM
his mother was a virgin  he had no brothers or sisters  
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: WillGrant on May 16, 2008, 07:15:36 PM
Jesus was a skitzo and indeed a bisexual,there were also rumors he experienced with beast sex but this still is only rumour,as there were no meds to treat his delusions back then poor guy really was living in cukooland.
Coach how do you feel that your son of god is not white? :o
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: Big_Tymer on May 16, 2008, 07:17:12 PM
so a woman becomes pregnant without any man fertilizing her.... i know i have heard that story before... oh yes, that is how darth vader was born in star wars  ;D
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: jtsunami on May 16, 2008, 07:18:43 PM
Hey guys fyi, hell last forever ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: Dorian01 on May 16, 2008, 07:21:05 PM
I don't think he existed at all, but if he did, he probably enjoyed a lot of black cock.
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: WillGrant on May 16, 2008, 07:26:12 PM
I don't think he existed at all, but if he did, he probably enjoyed a lot of black cock.
;D
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: Tre on May 16, 2008, 07:34:46 PM
I don't think he existed at all, but if he did, he probably enjoyed a lot of black cock.

Easily one of the best responses ever. 
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: gordiano on May 16, 2008, 07:53:44 PM
Discuss.

BLASPHEMY!






Seriously though, I suspect Jeezus was gay....


1) Hung out with 12 dudes, took them everywhere he went

2) Was a wine drinker

3) long hair, bearded

4) never married

I'm sure there's more.....
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: WillGrant on May 16, 2008, 07:59:37 PM
BLASPHEMY!






Seriously though, I suspect Jeezus was gay....


1) Hung out with 12 dudes, took them everywhere he went

2) Was a wine drinker

3) long hair, bearded

4) never married

I'm sure there's more.....
The mother fucka (he was into incest as well) wore a dress
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: m8 on May 16, 2008, 08:00:47 PM
I don't think he existed at all, but if he did, he probably enjoyed a lot of black cock.

Hahahaha.
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: Barracuda on May 16, 2008, 08:20:27 PM
Didnt Jesus have 12 men following him around - hanging on his every word and probably from a few other things as well? ;D

I guess Judas was the jilted lover - " what?? you're seeing other guys??. I'm gonna tell on you". :D :D

Jesus apparently visited Egypt a lot too. He had to pick up those illusionist tricks to fool the folks back home. I'm sure some sexual experimentation with some black slaes took place.

Is it true that the Romans owned Jesus? ;D
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: boonasty on May 16, 2008, 08:23:15 PM


are you stupid enough to blast him without openmindedly researching him what do you know about him?

some f*cking dumbasses here
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: jtsunami on May 16, 2008, 08:25:54 PM

are you stupid enough to blast him without openmindedly researching him what do you know about him?

some f*cking dumbasses here

agreed
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: WillGrant on May 16, 2008, 08:26:55 PM

are you stupid enough to blast him without openmindedly researching him what do you know about him?

some f*cking dumbasses here
The Romans had the best plan for your kind...

THROW THEM TO THE LIONS  ;D
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: candidizzle on May 16, 2008, 08:28:04 PM

are you stupid enough to blast him without openmindedly researching him what do you know about him?

some f*cking dumbasses here

its a joke dude calm down,   jeesh actin like you even know the guy and shit
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: Disgusted on May 16, 2008, 08:29:10 PM
Jesus never wrote anything down so we are only getting second hand info.
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: WillGrant on May 16, 2008, 08:33:39 PM

are you stupid enough to blast him without openmindedly researching him what do you know about him?

some f*cking dumbasses here
How do you know I havent?
Yours is a typical christian mindset "our way is the only way"

Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: boonasty on May 16, 2008, 08:37:01 PM
Jesus never wrote anything down so we are only getting second hand info.
what do you think he is saying about he scriptures he quoted?
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: m8 on May 16, 2008, 08:42:21 PM
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Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: Barracuda on May 16, 2008, 09:44:54 PM


Is it true that the cross is a symbol for penis with testicles? Christian warriors love have the cross close to them - especially around their neck  ;D. That explains why christians are act so "gay" with their manlove for Jesus.

Could Jesus have been a pedo? -Suffer the little children Cum unto me  ;D

Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: Swedish Viking on May 16, 2008, 10:15:22 PM
Although I'm not what most Christians would consider a Christian and not specifically religious(like to describe myself more as spiritual), I think that Jesus is probably the best example any of us have to living a Holy life, if we are interested in doing such.  Having said that, I think the best Christian of the last century was Hindu.  His name was Mohandas Gandhi. 
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: candidizzle on May 16, 2008, 10:20:32 PM
Although I'm not what most Christians would consider a Christian and not specifically religious(like to describe myself more as spiritual), I think that Jesus is probably the best example any of us have to living a Holy life, if we are interested in doing such.  Having said that, I think the best Christian of the last century was Hindu.  His name was Mohandas Gandhi. 
quoted for truth

i think a hooker would make a fantastic wife

bitch would know how to ride a dick like a pro
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: Barracuda on May 16, 2008, 10:49:16 PM
Although I'm not what most Christians would consider a Christian and not specifically religious(like to describe myself more as spiritual), I think that Jesus is probably the best example any of us have to living a Holy life, if we are interested in doing such.  Having said that, I think the best Christian of the last century was Hindu.  His name was Mohandas Gandhi. 

Stop poaching in other peoples waters.

 I read someone elses dumbass comment where he said buddhists are practicing christian values. Buddha existed long before Jesus showed up. If anything christians should be  practicing buddhist values - tolerance, patience, kindness etc. Buddhists are far better than any other religion because they don't try to push their values onto others or pass judgements on others. They live and let live. 

The question is which group rates the highest on the bullshit factor - Christians or Muslims?
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: Croatch on May 16, 2008, 11:10:51 PM
Jesus loved the cock.
True story.
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: candidizzle on May 16, 2008, 11:12:13 PM
Jesus loved the a cock.
True story.
come on now lets not unfairrly label jesus as a man whore for penis we ca be pretty sure he stuck to one cock and one asshole and one set of balls and thats it
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: Deicide on May 16, 2008, 11:13:24 PM
I have no evidence to indicate that Jesus wasn't gay. 



And precious little to indicate he existed at all. Even if had been a real person, the historical Jesus is forever lost to us as we have no eyewitness accounts and modern biographies invariably reflect the biographer more than they do the alleged Jesus of Nazareth.
Title: Re: Would 'Christians' support gay marriage if Jesus was gay?
Post by: Dreadlord on May 16, 2008, 11:33:04 PM
And precious little to indicate he existed at all. Even if had been a real person, the historical Jesus is forever lost to us as we have no eyewitness accounts and modern biographies invariably reflect the biographer more than they do the alleged Jesus of Nazareth.

Exactly.

Good observation.