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Title: Going to a wedding today questions on dress?
Post by: technokc on May 17, 2008, 10:55:42 AM
So I am going to a friends wedding today and going to get wasted, you gotta love free beer, food, and brides maids.  My question to my fellow getbiggers is do you think it would be a social faux pa to cut the sleeves of of my suit?  I've been working on the guns and want to give them some show time if you know what I mean.  I'm pretty sure that the all of the ladies will cream their panties at the sight of my pasty white 17 inchers.

Also do you think you can consider a fanny pack as a fashion accessory?  Thanks for your time guys.  I don't think there is anyone's opinion I value more than my fellow Getbiggers.
Title: Re: Going to a wedding today questions on dress?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on May 17, 2008, 10:59:14 AM
ok, heres what you need to do:

it is ok to wear the fanny pack and cut the sleeves off to show the hammers BUT keep the sleeves in the fanny pack. that way, if people start hating on you, you can duct tape the sleeves back on

Title: Re: Going to a wedding today questions on dress?
Post by: technokc on May 17, 2008, 11:01:34 AM
ok, heres what you need to do:

it is ok to wear the fanny pack and cut the sleeves off to show the hammers BUT keep the sleeves in the fanny pack. that way, if people start hating on you, you can duct tape the sleeves back on



Thanks airosol!!  It is replies like these that assure me that Getbig has the answers to all of lifes tricky questions.
Title: Re: Going to a wedding today questions on dress?
Post by: candidizzle on May 17, 2008, 11:04:11 AM
i would cut the pants off about mid thigh to so you can show off the quadraceps bro
Title: Re: Going to a wedding today questions on dress?
Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 17, 2008, 11:06:34 AM
i'd also consider cutting a hole in my pants and hanging my junk loose
Title: Re: Going to a wedding today questions on dress?
Post by: bigkid on May 17, 2008, 11:08:48 AM
Golds string tee, zubaz, otomix shoes and gallon of water.  Those whore don't stand a chance.
Title: Re: Going to a wedding today questions on dress?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on May 17, 2008, 11:09:50 AM
lol....only 5 replies in and already the funniest fucking thing ive read in weeks!
Title: Re: Going to a wedding today questions on dress?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 17, 2008, 11:12:29 AM
this thread is gold
Title: Re: Going to a wedding today questions on dress?
Post by: technokc on May 17, 2008, 11:18:56 AM
i would cut the pants off about mid thigh to so you can show off the quadraceps bro

Only thing that worries me about that idea is that it would be hard to keep them flexed all day.  At least with the guns I can supinate my wrist whilst enjoying my beverage to keep those babies pumped! Also the classic tri pump on the edge of the chair are all easy well respected maneuvers.

Title: Re: Going to a wedding today questions on dress?
Post by: BayGBM on May 17, 2008, 11:23:20 AM
Is it a gay wedding?  ;D
Title: Re: Going to a wedding today questions on dress?
Post by: dr.chimps on May 17, 2008, 12:26:20 PM
i'd also consider cutting a hole in my pants and hanging my junk loose
Bwahaha. *ZING*

/something old, something new, something borrowed and something trouser snake
Title: Re: Going to a wedding today questions on dress?
Post by: jetpower on May 17, 2008, 12:29:38 PM
Consult with Bob Chicherillo.
Title: Re: Going to a wedding today questions on dress?
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 17, 2008, 12:31:13 PM
Combat boots(untied), white tube socks(pushed down), cut-off stone wash jeans(pockets should be visible), rag top(gray in color), Skull cap(Tapout).
Title: Re: Going to a wedding today questions on dress?
Post by: Knowledge on May 17, 2008, 12:41:15 PM
Ripaway pants and G... Pull the party boy routine after you get wasted for the ladies
Title: Re: Going to a wedding today questions on dress?
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 17, 2008, 12:43:51 PM
Ripaway pants and G... Pull the party boy routine after you get wasted for the ladies

Oh no!
Title: Re: Going to a wedding today questions on dress?
Post by: Monster81 on May 17, 2008, 01:06:41 PM
thats how me and my boys dress for parties...
Title: Re: Going to a wedding today questions on dress?
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 17, 2008, 01:08:16 PM
So I am going to a friends wedding today and going to get wasted, you gotta love free beer, food, and brides maids.  My question to my fellow getbiggers is do you think it would be a social faux pa to cut the sleeves of of my suit?  I've been working on the guns and want to give them some show time if you know what I mean.  I'm pretty sure that the all of the ladies will cream their panties at the sight of my pasty white 17 inchers.

Also do you think you can consider a fanny pack as a fashion accessory?  Thanks for your time guys.  I don't think there is anyone's opinion I value more than my fellow Getbiggers.



Well, according to Vince Basile that would be appropriate attire for attending the funeral of someone you've never met uninvited, but not for a wedding.  However, it might work without the fanny pack, as long as you add some otomix boots.
Title: Re: Going to a wedding today questions on dress?
Post by: Tesla on May 17, 2008, 01:57:25 PM
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Title: Re: Going to a wedding today questions on dress?
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 17, 2008, 04:52:02 PM
thats how me and my boys dress for parties...

Those dudes know how to dress!
Title: Re: Going to a wedding today questions on dress?
Post by: webcake on May 17, 2008, 05:02:15 PM
Go naked.....or just in a pair of posing trunks.
Title: Re: Going to a wedding today questions on dress?
Post by: Camel Jockey on May 17, 2008, 05:16:29 PM
Wear a sport coat with dress pants. Don't wear a shirt so you can show off your awesome pecs and beer gut. Also, make sure to wear a poka dot bowtie.

DA would be proud.