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Title: HOW DO YOU GUYS....
Post by: gordiano on May 21, 2008, 02:58:31 PM
Find condoms that fit?

My head is like large mushroom...

(http://amanita-muscaria.org/mushrooms/images/amanita_mushroom1.jpg)
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU GUYS....
Post by: Bast000 on May 21, 2008, 03:01:17 PM
Empty Doritos bag.
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU GUYS....
Post by: titusisback on May 21, 2008, 03:01:20 PM
You may want to see a doctor to have those spots inspected..
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU GUYS....
Post by: Camel Jockey on May 21, 2008, 03:04:38 PM
I stop using toothpaste to lower my carb intake.
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU GUYS....
Post by: candidizzle on May 21, 2008, 03:04:44 PM
lol i seen on some pron where a dude looked like that thats fucking sick bro.. hahah....

anyways, if your seriously asking most regular sized ones fit just fine.....although never get those lifestyles ones those are like already dry and shit and they feel awful
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU GUYS....
Post by: gordiano on May 21, 2008, 03:07:17 PM
lol i seen on some pron where a dude looked like that thats fucking sick bro.. hahah....

anyways, if your seriously asking most regular sized ones fit just fine.....although never get those lifestyles ones those are like already dry and shit and they feel awful

Here's a tip:

Don't keep them in your wallet, for years at-a-time. Hell, make balloon animals with them if you have to......
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU GUYS....
Post by: emn1964 on May 21, 2008, 03:09:13 PM
two words:  saran wrap
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU GUYS....
Post by: candidizzle on May 21, 2008, 03:10:33 PM
Here's a tip:

Don't keep them in your wallet, for years at-a-time. Hell, make balloon animals with them if you have to......
  " hahahhahaha "   ::)
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU GUYS....
Post by: gordiano on May 21, 2008, 03:10:56 PM
two words:  saran wrap

Good man.

You have experience with "mushroom" head?
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU GUYS....
Post by: Camel Jockey on May 21, 2008, 03:11:33 PM
Here's a tip:

Don't keep them in your wallet, for years at-a-time. Hell, make balloon animals with them if you have to......

Gotta keep reserved stockpiled just in case.  ;D
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU GUYS....
Post by: gordiano on May 21, 2008, 03:12:18 PM
  " hahahhahaha "   ::)


Also, they go on your penis. Do not try to eat them..... ;)
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU GUYS....
Post by: candidizzle on May 21, 2008, 03:16:52 PM
if i have condoms for more than a month i throw em away. that shit is fucking depressing ! LOL  ;D     i prefer to buy em when i think/ know im gonna need em


besides


you can always pull out !  ;D
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU GUYS....
Post by: Emmortal on May 21, 2008, 03:45:46 PM
Elephant intestine.
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU GUYS....
Post by: SquatsRule on May 21, 2008, 03:57:47 PM
If she won't go raw dog she's not worth having.