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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: mass 04 on May 22, 2008, 07:54:38 AM
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A week or so ago me any my training partners decided to find a bachelor pad to crash at after our workouts. We had no worries about the housing markets, as we made money from our personal training and commison from GNC. After a few days of searching we found the perfect sanctuary suitable for iron warriors. We had been carb cycling so we could hit the clubs on saturday and take the honeys back to our new house. At the time we were down to around 350lbs at 4% bf each and flat as pancakes. After moving in we began to carb up with 5 cups of rice and 8 potatoes each. Bros, we got so huge and full we can't fit through doorways and our hands are to big to turn doorknobs. Our legs are so vascular we can't even walk up the stairs. We have to sell the house and look for a "bigger" place. Just and FYI.
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A week or so ago me any my training partners decided to find a bachelor pad to crash at after our workouts. We had no worries about the housing markets, as we made money from our personal training and commison from GNC. After a few days of searching we found the perfect sanctuary suitable for iron warriors. We had been carb cycling so we could hit the clubs on saturday and take the honeys back to our new house. At the time we were down to around 350lbs at 4% bf each and flat as pancakes. After moving in we began to carb up with 5 cups of rice and 8 potatoes each. Bros, we got so huge and full we can't fit through doorways and our hands are to big to turn doorknobs. Our legs are so vascular we can't even walk up the stairs. We have to sell the house and look for a "bigger" place. Just and FYI.
LMAO
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told you guys. Many men are now coming foward with carb loading horror stories after years of repression.
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LOL @ Mass!!!
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LOL
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I'm glad you're coming forward with your tale, bro. It takes a
big carb loaded man to come forward.
I was throwing out my garbage the other day, but before that I had 2 cups of oats; this caused a sudden increase in blood insulin levels and made me sling the garbage bag onto my neighbor's roof. Now his roof is covered in debris of empty cell-tech and nitro-tech tubs. :(
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I'm glad you're coming forward with your tale, bro. It takes a big carb loaded man to come forward.
I was throwing out my garbage the other day, but before that I had 2 cups of oats; this caused a sudden increase in blood insulin levels and made me sling the garbage bag onto my neighbor's roof. Now his roof is covered in debris of empty cell-tech and nitro-tech tubs. :(
ha ha ha
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I'm glad you're coming forward with your tale, bro. It takes a big carb loaded man to come forward.
I was throwing out my garbage the other day, but before that I had 2 cups of oats; this caused a sudden increase in blood insulin levels and made me sling the garbage bag onto my neighbor's roof. Now his roof is covered in debris of empty cell-tech and nitro-tech tubs. :(
Lol thats some funny shit!
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More classic hilarity from mass ;D
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Mass and camel are killin' me! ;D ;D
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Some good stuff on Getbig right here. ;D
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;D!!!!
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A week or so ago me any my training partners decided to find a bachelor pad to crash at after our workouts. We had no worries about the housing markets, as we made money from our personal training and commison from GNC. After a few days of searching we found the perfect sanctuary suitable for iron warriors. We had been carb cycling so we could hit the clubs on saturday and take the honeys back to our new house. At the time we were down to around 350lbs at 4% bf each and flat as pancakes. After moving in we began to carb up with 5 cups of rice and 8 potatoes each. Bros, we got so huge and full we can't fit through doorways and our hands are to big to turn doorknobs. Our legs are so vascular we can't even walk up the stairs. We have to sell the house and look for a "bigger" place. Just and FYI.
That's pretty good ;D
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;D ;D ;D
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funny shit boys, I bet monof steel feels like a doosh now. Was he really being serious in his thread about buying clothes on carb day?
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funny shit boys, I bet monof steel feels like a doosh now. Was he really being serious in his thread about buying clothes on carb day?
He's the same douche that makes up stories about people in his office being terrified of him because of his size. ;D Probably misunderstood their laughter for fear.
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He's the same douche that makes up stories about people in his office being terrified of him because of his size. ;D Probably misunderstood their laughter for fear.
You have a link to his intimidating work stories bro? I could use another good laugh.
So he wants us to believe people at his work think he will actually assualt them?
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You have a link to his intimidating work stories bro? I could use another good laugh.
So he wants us to believe people at his work think he will actually assualt them?
It was months ago.. I remember Squadfather ripped him a new asshole for it. ;D
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I hope Squadfather comes back. Is it true Ron banned his IP?