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Title: NEVER SHAVE YOUR BALLS WHILE DRIVING TO WORK
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 22, 2008, 09:01:25 AM
I needed to shave my hairy balls but had no time so decided to trim while driving.  Got pubes everywhere, on the dash, stuck in the air vents on the seats and then I nicked my sack and bled all over the white leather seats of my Astin Martin DB9.
Title: Re: NEVER SHAVE YOUR BALLS WHILE DRIVING TO WORK
Post by: 240 is Back on May 22, 2008, 09:02:25 AM
I needed to shave my hairy balls but had no time so decided to trim while driving.  Got pubes everywhere, on the dash, stuck in the air vents on the seats and then I nicked my sack and bled all over the white leather seats of my Astin Martin DB9.

I see you're one of the poor getbiggers.

Shame you had to settle on the DB9.
Title: Re: NEVER SHAVE YOUR BALLS WHILE DRIVING TO WORK
Post by: Howard on May 22, 2008, 09:04:39 AM
I needed to shave my hairy balls but had no time so decided to trim while driving.  Got pubes everywhere, on the dash, stuck in the air vents on the seats and then I nicked my sack and bled all over the white leather seats of my Astin Martin DB9.
I am sorry I read this thread as the image is forever burned on my brain like some horrer movie scene.
Title: Re: NEVER SHAVE YOUR BALLS WHILE DRIVING TO WORK
Post by: Brutal_1 on May 22, 2008, 09:08:02 AM
I needed to shave my hairy balls but had no time so decided to trim while driving.  Got pubes everywhere, on the dash, stuck in the air vents on the seats and then I nicked my sack and bled all over the white leather seats of my Astin Martin DB9.

Thank you!  For finally posting something serious.   For a second there I thought you were only posting to be funny, but now I see you're just here to help.

And yes, shaving your balls while driving is no laughing matter...I speak from experience.
Title: Re: NEVER SHAVE YOUR BALLS WHILE DRIVING TO WORK
Post by: tommywishbone on May 22, 2008, 09:08:35 AM
This thread makes me mad.  >:(
Title: Re: NEVER SHAVE YOUR BALLS WHILE DRIVING TO WORK
Post by: bigbobs on May 22, 2008, 09:11:50 AM
Making a sarcastic/humorous thread to try to give the false impression that your previous thread on "never buy clothes on a low carb day" was also meant to be sarcastic, even though you were indeed serious.  Good strategy :)
Title: Re: NEVER SHAVE YOUR BALLS WHILE DRIVING TO WORK
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 22, 2008, 12:02:38 PM
Making a sarcastic/humorous thread to try to give the false impression that your previous thread on "never buy clothes on a low carb day" was also meant to be sarcastic, even though you were indeed serious.  Good strategy :)

Glad Nasser removed his cock from your mouth long enough for you to post that informative message.
Title: Re: NEVER SHAVE YOUR BALLS WHILE DRIVING TO WORK
Post by: Darren Avey on May 22, 2008, 03:39:55 PM
Yeh same thing happened in my private jet as i was flying between my office in Tokyo and my office in New York ( i own a huge company), my pilot was ill, so i had to fly the plane,i have a pilots lisense so its no problem except i had to trim my pubes while at the controls.
Title: Re: NEVER SHAVE YOUR BALLS WHILE DRIVING TO WORK
Post by: spotter on May 22, 2008, 03:46:58 PM
I needed to shave my hairy balls but had no time so decided to trim while driving.  Got pubes everywhere, on the dash, stuck in the air vents on the seats and then I nicked my sack and bled all over the white leather seats of my Astin Martin DB9.


"LMAO".... ;) Perhaps, you should check your car insurance policy to see if there is a "nick sack clause"...Just a thought.... ;)
Title: Re: NEVER SHAVE YOUR BALLS WHILE DRIVING TO WORK
Post by: dr.chimps on May 22, 2008, 03:49:21 PM
Making a sarcastic/humorous thread to try to give the false impression that your previous thread on "never buy clothes on a low carb day" was also meant to be sarcastic, even though you were indeed serious.  Good strategy :)
The PeeWee Herman 'I meant to do that' ploy?   
Title: Re: NEVER SHAVE YOUR BALLS WHILE DRIVING TO WORK
Post by: Knives on May 22, 2008, 11:15:01 PM
Glad Nasser removed his cock from your mouth long enough for you to post that informative message.

he can still type with nasser's cock in his mouth
Title: Re: NEVER SHAVE YOUR BALLS WHILE DRIVING TO WORK
Post by: m8 on May 22, 2008, 11:32:05 PM
Never shave your balls, period.
Title: Re: NEVER SHAVE YOUR BALLS WHILE DRIVING TO WORK
Post by: Karl Kox on May 23, 2008, 12:04:18 AM
I needed to shave my hairy balls but had no time so decided to trim while driving.  Got pubes everywhere, on the dash, stuck in the air vents on the seats and then I nicked my sack and bled all over the white leather seats of my Astin Martin DB9.


thats funny
Title: Re: NEVER SHAVE YOUR BALLS WHILE DRIVING TO WORK
Post by: HTexan on May 23, 2008, 12:08:16 AM
Never shave your balls, period.
truth
Title: Re: NEVER SHAVE YOUR BALLS WHILE DRIVING TO WORK
Post by: Tombo on May 23, 2008, 04:22:41 AM
ahahahah epic thread
Title: Re: NEVER SHAVE YOUR BALLS WHILE DRIVING TO WORK
Post by: RZA on May 23, 2008, 04:39:08 AM
At least, the thread isn't "Never shave your balls on a carb loading day". God knows what might happen if you're trimming your testicles and that all of a sudden the glycogen starts to kick in and your balls get huge while you're nicely shaving them and you cut yourself, etc....