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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: El Diablo Blanco on May 22, 2008, 09:01:25 AM
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I needed to shave my hairy balls but had no time so decided to trim while driving. Got pubes everywhere, on the dash, stuck in the air vents on the seats and then I nicked my sack and bled all over the white leather seats of my Astin Martin DB9.
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I needed to shave my hairy balls but had no time so decided to trim while driving. Got pubes everywhere, on the dash, stuck in the air vents on the seats and then I nicked my sack and bled all over the white leather seats of my Astin Martin DB9.
I see you're one of the poor getbiggers.
Shame you had to settle on the DB9.
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I needed to shave my hairy balls but had no time so decided to trim while driving. Got pubes everywhere, on the dash, stuck in the air vents on the seats and then I nicked my sack and bled all over the white leather seats of my Astin Martin DB9.
I am sorry I read this thread as the image is forever burned on my brain like some horrer movie scene.
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I needed to shave my hairy balls but had no time so decided to trim while driving. Got pubes everywhere, on the dash, stuck in the air vents on the seats and then I nicked my sack and bled all over the white leather seats of my Astin Martin DB9.
Thank you! For finally posting something serious. For a second there I thought you were only posting to be funny, but now I see you're just here to help.
And yes, shaving your balls while driving is no laughing matter...I speak from experience.
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This thread makes me mad. >:(
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Making a sarcastic/humorous thread to try to give the false impression that your previous thread on "never buy clothes on a low carb day" was also meant to be sarcastic, even though you were indeed serious. Good strategy :)
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Making a sarcastic/humorous thread to try to give the false impression that your previous thread on "never buy clothes on a low carb day" was also meant to be sarcastic, even though you were indeed serious. Good strategy :)
Glad Nasser removed his cock from your mouth long enough for you to post that informative message.
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Yeh same thing happened in my private jet as i was flying between my office in Tokyo and my office in New York ( i own a huge company), my pilot was ill, so i had to fly the plane,i have a pilots lisense so its no problem except i had to trim my pubes while at the controls.
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I needed to shave my hairy balls but had no time so decided to trim while driving. Got pubes everywhere, on the dash, stuck in the air vents on the seats and then I nicked my sack and bled all over the white leather seats of my Astin Martin DB9.
"LMAO".... ;) Perhaps, you should check your car insurance policy to see if there is a "nick sack clause"...Just a thought.... ;)
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Making a sarcastic/humorous thread to try to give the false impression that your previous thread on "never buy clothes on a low carb day" was also meant to be sarcastic, even though you were indeed serious. Good strategy :)
The PeeWee Herman 'I meant to do that' ploy?
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Glad Nasser removed his cock from your mouth long enough for you to post that informative message.
he can still type with nasser's cock in his mouth
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Never shave your balls, period.
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I needed to shave my hairy balls but had no time so decided to trim while driving. Got pubes everywhere, on the dash, stuck in the air vents on the seats and then I nicked my sack and bled all over the white leather seats of my Astin Martin DB9.
thats funny
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Never shave your balls, period.
truth
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ahahahah epic thread
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At least, the thread isn't "Never shave your balls on a carb loading day". God knows what might happen if you're trimming your testicles and that all of a sudden the glycogen starts to kick in and your balls get huge while you're nicely shaving them and you cut yourself, etc....