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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Moosejay on May 27, 2008, 02:53:36 PM
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Last show I trained for...I was kicking it hard of cardio...I sweat profusely...probably more than anyone I've seen.
I clean off machines always after using them.
Some old biddy came running up to me, "Mike...you forgot to clean off the machine..."
Don't know how she knew my name...and I did NOT forget to clean the machine off...maybe it was not sparkling clean enough for her...
I tried to tell her this...but she really got into my shit....I have been training 30 years...she is about 70 and maybe has gone to gym for a month...so..I told her...
"Do not ever summon or approach me again (I was on a suicide diet...and I used a very forboding tone)...she reported me to the owner....he just said..."Leave Mike alone...training for a show :)"
Anyone have members pester them like this?
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(http://www.edwardmitterrand.com/artists/Slow%20Burn/Images/Phelan_FuckYou_72dpi_20cm.jpg)
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Another approached me after I changed the tv channel while doing stairmaster...German hag ran up to me and screamed..."I was watching that...what are you...The KING?"...
I said, "No, here in America...we don't have kings...we have democracy...sorry....did not know anyone cared..."
"please concentrate on your exercise...not tv...it will all work out better for you..."
She also reported me...been at same gym 20+ years...still there.
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(http://www.edwardmitterrand.com/artists/Slow%20Burn/Images/Phelan_FuckYou_72dpi_20cm.jpg)
Your sperm count? :-[
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Last show I trained for...I was kicking it hard of cardio...I sweat profusely...probably more than anyone I've seen.
I clean off machines always after using them.
Some old biddy came running up to me, "Mike...you forgot to clean off the machine..."
Don't know how she knew my name...and I did NOT forget to clean the machine off...maybe it was not sparkling clean enough for her...
I tried to tell her this...but she really got into my shit....I have been training 30 years...she is about 70 and maybe has gone to gym for a month...so..I told her...
"Do not ever summon or approach me again (I was on a suicide diet...and I used a very forboding tone)...she reported me to the owner....he just said..."Leave Mike alone...training for a show :)"
Anyone have members pester them like this?
You are not a good American.
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(http://www.edwardmitterrand.com/artists/Slow%20Burn/Images/Phelan_FuckYou_72dpi_20cm.jpg)
I counter....
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One of the best I have seen was at the old world gym,this huge Gridion guy screams out to Joe Gold "Hey Joe this skinny Fukin Fag has left sweat all over this Fukin bench get him over here now and wipe this shit up"Man he was fukin Angry old Joe just said to the guy you better go and wipe that bench.Fukin Classic.
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Another approached me after I changed the tv channel while doing stairmaster...German hag ran up to me and screamed..."I was watching that...what are you...The KING?"...
I said, "No, here in America...we don't have kings...we have democracy...sorry....did not know anyone cared..."
"please concentrate on your exercise...not tv...it will all work out better for you..."
She also reported me...been at same gym 20+ years...still there.
apparently these patrons didn't recognize they had royalty in their midst.
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Moosejay is a straight up thug
(http://www.2pacinfo.com/pics/tattoo_thuglife2.jpg)
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apparently these patrons didn't recognize they had royalty in their midst.
indeed
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You are not a good American.
:-[
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stop posting pics and start sharing more stories like that
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Another approached me after I changed the tv channel while doing stairmaster...German hag ran up to me and screamed..."I was watching that...what are you...The KING?"...
I said, "No, here in America...we don't have kings...we have democracy...sorry....did not know anyone cared..."
"please concentrate on your exercise...not tv...it will all work out better for you..."
i said "there is a go-fuck-yourself-machine around here somewhere, why don't you go to the front desk and they'll show you where it is and how to use it, ok?"
She also reported me...been at same gym 20+ years...still there.
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Last show I trained for...I was kicking it hard of cardio...I sweat profusely...probably more than anyone I've seen.
I clean off machines always after using them.
Some old biddy came running up to me, "Mike...you forgot to clean off the machine..."
Don't know how she knew my name...and I did NOT forget to clean the machine off...maybe it was not sparkling clean enough for her...
I tried to tell her this...but she really got into my shit....I have been training 30 years...she is about 70 and maybe has gone to gym for a month...so..I told her...
"Do not ever summon or approach me again (I was on a suicide diet...and I used a very forboding tone)...she reported me to the owner....he just said..."Leave Mike alone...training for a show :)"
Anyone have members pester them like this?
you have had a hard life now its time to die so enjoy your afterlife and stop these useless fucking posts u think are special what the fuck do they let you park in the handicap spots at the gym
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leave the guy alone, he's training for a plastic trophy.
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Next time be a man and put her in a headlock. After she passes out piss on her. :D
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Next time be a man and put her in a headlock. After she passes out piss on her. :D
exactly moosejay...apply the sleeper on her; drop kick her and into a reversed figure 4
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exactly moosejay...apply the sleeper on her; drop kick her and into a reversed figure 4
ahem, you forgot to piss on her. >:(
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ahem, you forgot to piss on her. >:(
and stick a knife in her girl.
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and stick a knife in her ####.
Damn bro, that's a little too far, she just a little old lady. ???
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Last show I trained for...I was kicking it hard of cardio...I sweat profusely...probably more than anyone I've seen.
I clean off machines always after using them.
Some old biddy came running up to me, "Mike...you forgot to clean off the machine..."
Don't know how she knew my name...and I did NOT forget to clean the machine off...maybe it was not sparkling clean enough for her...
I tried to tell her this...but she really got into my shit....I have been training 30 years...she is about 70 and maybe has gone to gym for a month...so..I told her...
"Do not ever summon or approach me again (I was on a suicide diet...and I used a very forboding tone)...she reported me to the owner....he just said..."Leave Mike alone...training for a show :)"
Anyone have members pester them like this?
hahahahahahaha...you got punked by a 70 year old woman. OWN.ED
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Last show I trained for...I was kicking it hard of cardio...I sweat profusely...probably more than anyone I've seen.
I clean off machines always after using them.
Some old biddy came running up to me, "Mike...you forgot to clean off the machine..."
Don't know how she knew my name...and I did NOT forget to clean the machine off...maybe it was not sparkling clean enough for her...
I tried to tell her this...but she really got into my shit....I have been training 30 years...she is about 70 and maybe has gone to gym for a month...so..I told her...
"Do not ever summon or approach me again (I was on a suicide diet...and I used a very forboding tone)...she reported me to the owner....he just said..."Leave Mike alone...training for a show :)"
Anyone have members pester them like this?
How long ago was this, 20 years ago?
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MJ, please proceed to nearest gas station, take out pump, douse yourself in gasoline and light match....thanks
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How long ago was this, 20 years ago?
3 years, fatty
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3 years, fatty
Hhahah struck a nerve with the hasbeen I mean never was, LOL
Please dont talk to me in a "forboding tone" like you did that 70 YO lady, tuff guy.
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Hhahah struck a nerve with the hasbeen I mean never was, LOL
Please dont talk to me in a "forboding tone" like you did that 70 YO lady, tuff guy.
Kid...if that is you in your avatar...I'd suggest a diet...unless you like looking as smooth as a newly opened jar of peanut butter, loser!
Cheers
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Kid...if that is you in your avatar...I'd suggest a diet...unless you like looking as smooth as a newly opened jar of peanut butter, loser!
Cheers
You shouldn't call other people "smooth" or fat, when you have been bedridden yourself for several weeks, you fat sack of shit.
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You shouldn't call other people "smooth" or fat, when you have been bedridden yourself for several weeks, you fat sack of shit.
Your words ring true, Lord Chaos.
However
I would never, ever post a pic of myself looking as I do currently.
Now, as far as others folks go...well....
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Shouldnt talk to your girlfreind like that 'moose'
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Shouldnt talk to your girlfreind like that 'moose'
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follow u?
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leave the guy alone, he's training for a plastic trophy.
no...when I used to win e'm...they were wood and steel! :D
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in the beginning you were a great storyteller, very eye-opening. I thank you for that.
I even used to search through your reveiling beginner posts. that was a long time ago
Its too bad you seem to have run out of Interesting stories to tell.
These last times, clearly u must have noticed something went wrong in your postings...
you write here you dont care about negative feedbacks, im sorry man sometimes you should question yourself more. there is truth in what the haterz say
atleast try to play the game differently, i guess ur smart enough to acknowledge this.
ur role here is to post interesting stuff, get back to that.
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Moose, you should respect your elders!
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Moose taught that bitch how it's done.
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in the beginning you were a great storyteller, very eye-opening. I thank you for that.
I even used to search through your reveiling beginner posts. that was a long time ago
Its too bad you seem to have run out of Interesting stories to tell.
These last times, clearly u must have noticed something went wrong in your postings...
you write here you dont care about negative feedbacks, im sorry man sometimes you should question yourself more. there is truth in what the haterz say
atleast try to play the game differently, i guess ur smart enough to acknowledge this.
ur role here is to post interesting stuff, get back to that.
I agree, Will.
My posts have sucked of late.
Am grappling with health issues...can't work, can't train...it sucks!
I will return to more qualitative posts, I assure you!
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Moose, you should respect your elders!
Interestingly, I always go out of my way to do so....exceedingly so!
But you would have felt the same, given her disregarding countenance!
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Moose taught that bitch how it's done.
Nah....she still throws down the gym gauntlet...only with others...me...she leaves me be.... :-\
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moose 5089 posts of useless worthless bullshit keep up the hard work its hard being u im sure
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Another approached me after I changed the tv channel while doing stairmaster...German hag ran up to me and screamed..."I was watching that...what are you...The KING?"...
I said, "No, here in America...we don't have kings...we have democracy...sorry....did not know anyone cared..."
"please concentrate on your exercise...not tv...it will all work out better for you..."
She also reported me...been at same gym 20+ years...still there.
Maybe you should focus more on your exercise instead of being that self centered guy that changes the channel regardless of other people watching it.
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Nothing turns my frown upside down like punching an old lady in the vagina.
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Try to change the channel when im there old man!
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Maybe you should focus more on your exercise instead of being that self centered guy that changes the channel regardless of other people watching it.
LOL I could just see this 165 lb bottom twink sulking around the gym, scowl on his face, "everybody out of my way, Im training for a show!!" Hhahah. "old lady i will kick your ass, i got a show to train for" LOL Who cares?
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LOL I could just see this 165 lb bottom twink sulking around the gym, scowl on his face, "everybody out of my way, Im training for a show!!" Hhahah. "old lady i will kick your ass, i got a show to train for" LOL Who cares?
It still does not excuse you for posting bad pics of yourself.
So sorry.
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Nothing turns my frown upside down like punching an old lady in the vagina.
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It still does not excuse you for posting bad pics of yourself.
So sorry.
;D ;D
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I counter....
That's lee priest!
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Yes Moose, you have made it quite clear that you will continue to unashamedly pursue a 'selfish lifestyle'. Your rude and insensitive behaviour in the gym is testament to this!
Maybe if you had a wife and family you would have learnt long ago the virtues of sharing and consideration.
Oh well, continue with your self centred and meaningless journey as a lonely single man.
Bottom line, trying to own an old lady and a family-man in this gym you attend, is merely a reflection of how selfish and inward your existance has become!
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Yes Moose, you have made it quite clear that you will continue to unashamedly pursue a 'selfish lifestyle'. Your rude and insensitive behaviour in the gym is testament to this!
Maybe if you had a wife and family you would have learnt long ago the virtues of sharing and consideration.
Oh well, continue with your self centred and meaningless journey as a lonely single man.
Bottom line, trying to own an old lady and a family-man in this gym you attend, is merely a reflection of how selfish and inward your existance has become!
lol coming from a guy who posted on metoryx.
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Moose, it is you who has chosen to live the life of a single man!
And in your pursuit of this lonely and self centred dream, you cannot even see what you have become? And that is, an ego-obsessed-delusional-selfish-narcissisist!
Well, that is price you pay for pursuing an existence that is based purely on individualism!
Maybe it is time to start looking beyond that 'me' focused interior!