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Title: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on May 27, 2008, 08:10:17 PM
Now bros, some of you have talked to me off the boards and you know my quest for muscle and things of that nature.
I've gone to some serious extremes to gain lbs and slabs of muscle. Keeping blankets and an aerobed downstairs so I don't have to use the stairs after a leg workout. Waking up at 2am to eat a filet mignon to keep the amino's up. Hell I was even keeping a log book and rinsing it every night per Dante's system but anyway...

I needed to "man up" my image so this past memorial day (never forget!) I purchased a 2008 Honda Element because with all the shakes I drink I was sick of having the smell of whey on my carpeting. In this vehicle you just wipe it down.

Now the cool part about this vehicle is it has power outlets. I don't know if you guys know cars come with those these days.

I purchased the following:

(http://dsp.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p2370285dt.jpg)

I figured with all the traveling I do if I happen to be near say meal 8 I can just pop a burger on there or maybe some Orange Ruffy since Jay Cutler recommends that and never ever ever have any excuse for letting myself go catabolic.

feedback is appreciated. peace!
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 27, 2008, 08:15:11 PM
hahahahah legendary post ;D ;D ;D





































but seriously-----good call on the rinsing ;)
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on May 27, 2008, 08:15:47 PM
Nordic, you know I keep it real. I'm not joking ???
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: MisterMagoo on May 27, 2008, 08:16:14 PM
YES!!!

too many times in the past have i found myself in a traffic jam, wondering how i could possibly find a way to get a chicken breast or some fresh vegetables before my body starts catabolizing precious muscle tissue, and now i have the solution!
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on May 27, 2008, 08:19:38 PM
Next time I hit anything I'm skinning it and grilling it right there like Uncle Ted Nugent would do.
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: Bast000 on May 27, 2008, 08:22:28 PM
All this time I haven't dared to leave my residence for more than an hour and 29 minutes at a time, for fear that i would miss my protein window.  I will buy that machine, but i will play it safe and use it at home only as a backup to my stovetop and geoge foreman grill.
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: candidizzle on May 27, 2008, 08:43:47 PM
why the fuck do you even post here or lift weights at all...making fun of things people do in order to make progress..... it would be like ta basketball player talking sarcastically about somebody practicing free throws.... ::)   if you dont like the "sport" then get the fuck out !! we dont need your negativity
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 27, 2008, 08:46:10 PM
why the fuck do you even post here or lift weights at all...making fun of things people do in order to make progress..... it would be like ta basketball player talking sarcastically about somebody practicing free throws.... ::)   if you dont like the "sport" then get the fuck out !! we dont need your negativity
braaw you questioning Broad's dedication??


sounds like a good old fashioned BBing skinless chicken breast eat off-----the gauntlet has been thrown :o
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 27, 2008, 08:47:56 PM
braaw you questioning Broad's dedication??


sounds like a good old fashioned BBing skinless chicken breast eat off-----the gauntlet has been thrown :o

of course in this duel, both participants would have to be donned in the standard regulation sparkly sequin sapphire thong
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on May 27, 2008, 08:48:22 PM
why the fuck do you even post here or lift weights at all...making fun of things people do in order to make progress..... it would be like ta basketball player talking sarcastically about somebody practicing free throws.... ::)   if you dont like the "sport" then get the fuck out !! we dont need your negativity

candizzle are their things cause if there are I'd really like to no
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: candidizzle on May 27, 2008, 08:48:58 PM
braaw you questioning Broad's dedication??


sounds like a good old fashioned BBing skinless chicken breast eat off-----the gauntlet has been thrown :o
no i think braodstreet is actually being serious.

im talking about magoo, and to a lesser extent bast.  

of course there areplenty of other guys who this applies to as well.. guys who do nothing but bash the sport yet post here everyday nonetheless...

if i hate anyone, i hate them
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: triple_pickle on May 27, 2008, 08:49:09 PM
why the fuck do you even post here or lift weights at all...making fun of things people do in order to make progress..... it would be like ta basketball player talking sarcastically about somebody practicing free throws.... ::)   if you dont like the "sport" then get the fuck out !! we dont need your negativity
meltdown
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: OTHstrong on May 27, 2008, 09:02:16 PM
no i think braodstreet is actually being serious.

im talking about magoo, and to a lesser extent bast.  

of course there areplenty of other guys who this applies to as well.. guys who do nothing but bash the sport yet post here everyday nonetheless...

if i hate anyone, i hate them
The point is simple, I would never put on a pair of spandex and and become a gymnast, but I will always show respect to anyone who has the balls to go through extreme conditions so they can reach their maximium potential. Call me biased for defending bodybuilders, but they are already recieving little for their hard earned talent and on top of that some little prick with 13 inch arms who's max bench is 200 comes on a bodybuilding forum and makes fun.

We must get rid of the haters.
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 27, 2008, 09:06:02 PM
lift and Bodybuild for yourself Candi-----------you;ll see eventually that their is no real glory at the end of the competing rainbow





...only a bunch of homo schmoes who want to fuck you like a teenage asian girl for 100 bucks :-\ :-X :-X
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: candidizzle on May 27, 2008, 09:09:08 PM
lift and Bodybuild for yourself Candi-----------you;ll see eventually that their is no real glory at the end of the competing rainbow





...only a bunch of homo schmoes who want to fuck you like a teenage asian girl for 100 bucks :-\ :-X :-X
i do !

 but thats not the point....

point is we must not stand for people who come on here and have nothign but negative, ignorant, and hateful things to say about bodybuilding and pro bodybuilders

Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 27, 2008, 09:11:17 PM
i do !

 but thats not the point....

point is we must not stand for people who come on here and have nothign but negative, ignorant, and hateful things to say about bodybuilding and pro bodybuilders


if you're down I know a place in the Las Vegas desert and a store we can get some kerosene ;) ;D
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: OTHstrong on May 27, 2008, 09:12:34 PM
lift and Bodybuild for yourself Candi-----------you;ll see eventually that their is no real glory at the end of the competing rainbow





...only a bunch of homo schmoes who want to fuck you like a teenage asian girl for 100 bucks :-\ :-X :-X
you're right, but You can say that about anything in life
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 27, 2008, 09:15:56 PM
you're right, but You can say that about anything in life
not really-----there are some things which yield greater results than others, when the same amount of energy and dedication is applied------


dont try to get all vague and philosophical about it ;D
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: candidizzle on May 27, 2008, 09:17:29 PM
if you're down I know a place in the Las Vegas desert and a store we can get some kerosene ;) ;D
how abotu we just toss all the haters into the trunk of my stang and light the bitch on fire ????

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 27, 2008, 09:19:37 PM
how abotu we just toss all the haters into the trunk of my stang and light the bitch on fire ????

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
awwwwwI was trying to get all craig titus on their ass-----ya know since its BBing ;)
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 27, 2008, 09:19:44 PM
Congrats on the new ride BSB.  how is the Element?
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: onlyme on May 27, 2008, 09:50:25 PM
My daughters mom has one of those Elements.  I actually fit in that thing.  It is surprisingly good size inside.  I wouldn't drive cross country in it but it wasn't bad for a trip to the store. 

I am looking to get this next week or the week after.  We will have it "wrapped" and then use it for promotions for the gym and our products.  We are doing a national model search and it could come in handy.  It belongs to an older couple who is friends with a friend of mine and they are giving me a great deal.  It is a 2002 Fleetwood Expedition and has less than 30,000 miles on it.  It is a diesel so it gets around 15 miles on the highway he said.  I haven't made definite decision but it is leaning more towards yes.  Not as fancy as I would like but it has everything even a washer and dryer.  I won't driving it but maybe I might use it for fun a few times.  We'll see.
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: davidpaul on May 28, 2008, 04:24:56 AM
My daughters mom has one of those Elements.  I actually fit in that thing.  It is surprisingly good size inside.  I wouldn't drive cross country in it but it wasn't bad for a trip to the store. 

I am looking to get this next week or the week after.  We will have it "wrapped" and then use it for promotions for the gym and our products.  We are doing a national model search and it could come in handy.  It belongs to an older couple who is friends with a friend of mine and they are giving me a great deal.  It is a 2002 Fleetwood Expedition and has less than 30,000 miles on it.  It is a diesel so it gets around 15 miles on the highway he said.  I haven't made definite decision but it is leaning more towards yes.  Not as fancy as I would like but it has everything even a washer and dryer.  I won't driving it but maybe I might use it for fun a few times.  We'll see.

Nice barber shop chairs.
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: Bluto on May 28, 2008, 04:35:54 AM
bsb i bought one of those but then i realize i never leave my house so i put it up on ebay

Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on May 28, 2008, 04:57:54 AM
The element is great. I actually have it at the body shop today getting some bible verses decaled on the sides and American flag head rests installed.

Thanks a lot to the bros who backed me up on this thread. A lot of times these haters come around and they talk shit but you know what? they are jealous, they are jealous of a man who wakes up at 5am and fucks around and does a set of curls with 50lb dumbbells just so he can say he does.
These guys are no different then when that fagget ass at the gym is staring at you when you're on rep 25 of a blow out master blaster leg set (you guys know what I'm saying) and you're like in your head "NOW IS THE TIME TO SUMMON THE LORDS OF VALHALLA FOR STRENGTH" or some other equally insane shit and blast them out.
I forget my original point but I'm all worked up now so I'm going to do some pushups with my kids sitting on my back Dino Bravo style. peace!
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: jaejonna on May 28, 2008, 04:59:13 AM
Im inspired.. ::).... wake me up in an hour
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on May 28, 2008, 05:02:10 AM
Im inspired.. ::).... wake me up in an hour

Jae, I consider you a cool dude and all but one more outburst like that and I'm going to have to reconsider which side I consider you on when the race war goes down. You picking up with I'm putting down big man? HOLLA!
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: jaejonna on May 28, 2008, 05:03:00 AM
loud and clear bro... ;D
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: Tapeworm on May 28, 2008, 05:06:03 AM
You'll be needing a 12v fridge and microwave.  This is serious post.
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on May 28, 2008, 05:09:56 AM
You'll be needing a 12v fridge and microwave.  This is serious post.


I'm trying to go green lately so most likely I'll pack a cooler with reusable freezer packs. At one point on leg day I had a wheelchair with one of those Can Fridges you see in Spencer gifts attached to it. That way after legs I could get the homo at the juice bar to put a frosty Myoplex in there w/o having to do any unneccesary walking.
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 28, 2008, 05:14:52 AM
Broad I hope you got my pm about shaving your legs to reduce friction when you walk out to your car.  Those extra 10 calories could be shuttled directly onto the quads brawww.

All or nothing I say, if you aint shaving, rinsing and pumping you aint nuthin!!!!!!
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: Tapeworm on May 28, 2008, 05:24:40 AM

I'm trying to go green lately so most likely I'll pack a cooler with reusable freezer packs.

Coolers suck.  Half the shit ends up lukewarm even while the ice packs are frozen, you have to carry them back and forth from the freezer all the time, and forget about putting warm drinks in there and cooling them down.  

Consider an Engel.  Cools beers as well as protein drinks.
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on May 28, 2008, 05:25:57 AM
Coolers suck.  Half the shit ends up lukewarm even while the ice packs are frozen, you have to carry them back and forth from the freezer all the time, and forget about putting warm drinks in there and cooling them down.  

Consider an Engel.  Cools beers as well as protein drinks.


I miss beer. I heard it raises estrogen levels by .03% so I don't want anything like that in my system. I might get gyno or itchy nips.
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: Tapeworm on May 28, 2008, 05:35:12 AM
I only drink broccoli beer.
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: Camel Jockey on May 28, 2008, 09:19:02 AM
I carry around 2 bags of beef jerky in my fanny pack to make sure I don't go catabolic.
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: MisterMagoo on May 28, 2008, 09:22:21 AM
no i think braodstreet is actually being serious.

im talking about magoo, and to a lesser extent bast.  

of course there areplenty of other guys who this applies to as well.. guys who do nothing but bash the sport yet post here everyday nonetheless...

if i hate anyone, i hate them

if you're mocking my elation at finally having a solution to my catabolic conundrum, then sir i'm offended. no longer will i have to limit my vacations to within three hours of my house, now i can finally eat a meal on the road that facilitates muscle-building rather than the sludge sold at most roadside "restaurants".

why just last week i was driving to the airport, and traffic was heavy. i could feel my muscle mass diminishing, and all that i had was trail mix and a bag of chips. i ate, knowing full well the havoc it was wreaking upon my finely-tuned body. well now i never have to find myself in such a situation ever again!

 >:(
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on May 28, 2008, 10:52:09 AM
bump for truth!
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: Mars on May 28, 2008, 10:56:50 AM
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: candidizzle on May 28, 2008, 11:03:11 AM
imagine a bunch of golfers sitting around a table chatting. one of them says " i practice my shrot game for a couple hours every time i go to the range to hit a bucket. "

whats funny about that ?  the other golfers would be like, damn thats awesome ma i wish i had the discipline to practice on my game like that...dude you have really got some drive to get good at this sport "

but here in bodybuilding a comment like that is taken as a joke and it is mocked...  like its stupid to be deciated and to try to make progress



fuck off you stupid bitches


Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on May 28, 2008, 11:14:47 AM
imagine a bunch of golfers sitting around a table chatting. one of them says " i practice my shrot game for a couple hours every time i go to the range to hit a bucket. "

whats funny about that ?  the other golfers would be like, damn thats awesome ma i wish i had the discipline to practice on my game like that...dude you have really got some drive to get good at this sport "

but here in bodybuilding a comment like that is taken as a joke and it is mocked...  like its stupid to be deciated and to try to make progress



fuck off you stupid bitches




young dizzle I'm going to offer up some advice. Now I know you didn't ask for it and I'm not even sure it will make sense when I type it out but I was once young like you. I had a lot of anger inside me. I'd be going down on my wife and I'd just bite her vagina because I just had this anger in me. Anway, the key is to take that anger and press it down deep, so deep you forget about it. Then when you have kids and realize they are essentially you as a little person you can make them feel your pain and anger that you've pressed down inside.
At first you'll feel bad about making them cry or maybe they develop a bed wetting problem but once you realize you can further use this against them you'll find you feel pretty good when you put somebody down. Especially somebody that can't legally do shit to you for 18 years, what I'm trying to say is just relax and save it.
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: dov on May 28, 2008, 11:15:40 AM
Relax Candizzle, relax.....you must be a beast these days with as much shit as u talk on here.....or maybe you're just glad "Squad" is'nt around
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: calmus on May 28, 2008, 11:20:24 AM
imagine a bunch of golfers sitting around a table chatting. one of them says " i practice my shrot game for a couple hours every time i go to the range to hit a bucket. "

whats funny about that ?  the other golfers would be like, damn thats awesome ma i wish i had the discipline to practice on my game like that...dude you have really got some drive to get good at this sport "

but here in bodybuilding a comment like that is taken as a joke and it is mocked...  like its stupid to be deciated and to try to make progress



fuck off you stupid bitches




Young candi, why are you so suspicious of other posters' motivations and think they're mocking?  You need to examine your own soul and find out where these negative projections are coming from.  We're all here to build masterpieces, so we don't need any of your negativity.

Your brother in iron,

calmus
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: candidizzle on May 28, 2008, 11:20:51 AM
im not a beast i look like a skinny fat piece of garbage

thats not the point


Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: dov on May 28, 2008, 11:31:36 AM
im not a beast i look like a skinny fat piece of garbage

thats not the point



But........come on admit it..........you're so happy that the great "SF" has taken a vacation, that's quite obvious 8)
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: candidizzle on May 28, 2008, 11:32:44 AM
squad is cool i wish he was back... i bet alot of the bullshit stories and closet hmos would go back into hiding
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: dov on May 28, 2008, 11:41:10 AM
squad is cool i wish he was back... i bet alot of the bullshit stories and closet hmos would go back into hiding
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)  OH BROTHER!
Title: Re: NEVER GOING CATABOLIC AGAIN....
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 28, 2008, 05:04:41 PM
young dizzle I'm going to offer up some advice. Now I know you didn't ask for it and I'm not even sure it will make sense when I type it out but I was once young like you. I had a lot of anger inside me. I'd be going down on my wife and I'd just bite her vagina because I just had this anger in me. Anway, the key is to take that anger and press it down deep, so deep you forget about it. Then when you have kids and realize they are essentially you as a little person you can make them feel your pain and anger that you've pressed down inside.
At first you'll feel bad about making them cry or maybe they develop a bed wetting problem but once you realize you can further use this against them you'll find you feel pretty good when you put somebody down. Especially somebody that can't legally do shit to you for 18 years, what I'm trying to say is just relax and save it.
greatest post ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Broad is on FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA ;D