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Title: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: Special Ed on May 29, 2008, 12:12:08 PM
(http://www.magpictures.com/resources/presskits/bsf/1.jpg)

In Bigger Stronger Faster, Director Chris Bell quickly learns from a top fitness photographer how full of shit 'Before' and 'After' shots are, finding out that many times, they are actually shot on the SAME DAY and digitally manipulated. To prove his point, these are Chris Bell's Before and After photos. Before is Chris sloping his shoulders, sticking out his gut and lowering his chin to double the fleshy look. Then they gave Chris a haircut, shave, tan, makeup, and some Macromedia AfterEffects and you can see how 'Director Chris Bell went from a 260 lb overweight mess to a 230 lb lean muscle machine in just 4 hours six weeks using BSF Supplements!'

Guys, you really have to see the multiple Pwnings in this film! He also hires two illegal Mexican day laborers to come to his house and "make supplements" using raw creatine, some bottles and a computer printer.
Title: Re: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: Marty Champions on May 29, 2008, 12:16:32 PM
are you claiming that the supplements are not working and you wish to try the ascension diet mr ed?
Title: Re: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: Stark on May 29, 2008, 12:17:39 PM
he also smiles in the second pic ;D they always make the first picture look like the person is totally devastated :D
Title: Re: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: michael arvilla on May 29, 2008, 12:24:25 PM
Before he used Matt C's "5 star reviewed" supplements and after
Title: Re: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: Special Ed on May 29, 2008, 12:27:36 PM
are you claiming that the supplements are not working and you wish to try the ascension diet mr ed?
Daddy, I've always given you respect for your naturally-attained physique. I need to lose 20 lbs in 8 days for a television show I'm shooting next week. Can you guide me to physical prosperity? PM me the details and we can create a thread to follow my progress using Falcon Principles!
Title: Re: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: Go 4 It on May 29, 2008, 12:28:44 PM
Lemon juice detox diet..
Title: Re: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 29, 2008, 12:53:12 PM
Daddy, I've always given you respect for your naturally-attained physique. I need to lose 20 lbs in 8 days for a television show I'm shooting next week. Can you guide me to physical prosperity? PM me the details and we can create a thread to follow my progress using Falcon Principles!

Grapefruit, eggs and bananas good luck Spencer Falcon.
Title: Re: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: Special Ed on May 29, 2008, 12:55:20 PM
Grapefruit, eggs and bananas good luck Spencer Falcon.
Thanks! How about the crystal meth? How much and how often?

And do I sniff the paint directly or let it dry and smoke it like crack?
Title: Re: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: bigmc on May 29, 2008, 12:56:12 PM
Thanks! How about the crystal meth? How much and how often?

And do I sniff the paint directly or let it dry and smoke it like crack?

have you got a link to the film ed
Title: Re: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: Marty Champions on May 29, 2008, 12:57:25 PM
Thanks! How about the crystal meth? How much and how often?

And do I sniff the paint directly or let it dry and smoke it like crack?

poor gasoline into a nice glass then give it a nice spark with your lighter super special falcon, it might not hurt you because you are 'super special falcon'
Title: Re: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 29, 2008, 12:57:31 PM
Thanks! How about the crystal meth? How much and how often?

And do I sniff the paint directly or let it dry and smoke it like crack?

It's dangerous, but you can actually bake the egg shells at 485 degrees and smoke them for energy. Hope this helps Ed!
Title: Re: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: Brutal_1 on May 29, 2008, 01:25:48 PM
Thanks! How about the crystal meth? How much and how often?

And do I sniff the paint directly or let it dry and smoke it like crack?

LMAO  ;D
Title: Re: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: MisterMagoo on May 29, 2008, 01:26:22 PM
i've never, in my life, seen an ad that was that obviously photoshopped. yes, the before and afters are fixed, but not like that. notice how it's a digital image, not a scan or photograph of an ad.  ::)
Title: Re: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: burn2live on May 29, 2008, 01:28:34 PM
Some are genuine though. I did a before and after. It was genuine  ;D
Title: Re: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: Brutal_1 on May 29, 2008, 01:30:49 PM
Some are genuine though. I did a before and after. It was genuine  ;D

post it
Title: Re: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: Special Ed on May 29, 2008, 01:31:31 PM
poor gasoline into a nice glass then give it a nice spark with your lighter super special falcon, it might not hurt you because you are 'super special falcon'
Jeff,
I love you. Love is the answer.
Title: Re: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: burn2live on May 29, 2008, 01:32:44 PM
post it

Already have. Made a whole thread about it last year
Title: Re: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: The Master on May 29, 2008, 01:33:21 PM
Jeff,
I love you. Love is the answer.


Do you love MattC?
Title: Re: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: BayGBM on May 29, 2008, 01:34:26 PM
(http://www.magpictures.com/resources/presskits/bsf/1.jpg)

In Bigger Stronger Faster, Director Chris Bell quickly learns from a top fitness photographer how full of shit 'Before' and 'After' shots are, finding out that many times, they are actually shot on the SAME DAY and digitally manipulated. To prove his point, these are Chris Bell's Before and After photos. Before is Chris sloping his shoulders, sticking out his gut and lowering his chin to double the fleshy look. Then they gave Chris a haircut, shave, tan, makeup, and some Macromedia AfterEffects and you can see how 'Director Chris Bell went from a 260 lb overweight mess to a 230 lb lean muscle machine in just 4 hours six weeks using BSF Supplements!'

Guys, you really have to see the multiple Pwnings in this film! He also hires two illegal Mexican day laborers to come to his house and "make supplements" using raw creatine, some bottles and a computer printer.

Why?  I never believed those photos anyway.  Only a moron would.  It's called advertising.

I suppose for the people who did believe in those before/after photos this is some sort of revelation.  ::)
Title: Re: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: Marty Champions on May 29, 2008, 01:34:35 PM
Jeff,
I love you. Love is the answer.
that is the one and only direction super special falcon
Title: Re: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: burn2live on May 29, 2008, 01:36:00 PM
Why?  I never believed those photos anyway.  Only a moron would.  It's called advertising.

I suppose for the people who did believe in those before/after photos this is some sort of revelation.  ::)

But, as I say, some are genuine
Title: Re: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: swilkins1984 on May 29, 2008, 01:54:15 PM
Daddy, I've always given you respect for your naturally-attained physique. I need to lose 20 lbs in 8 days for a television show I'm shooting next week. Can you guide me to physical prosperity? PM me the details and we can create a thread to follow my progress using Falcon Principles!

Permanent weight loss  ;D
Title: Re: BEFORE and AFTER: EXPOSED!
Post by: IFBBwannaB on May 29, 2008, 02:20:09 PM
Daddy, I've always given you respect for your naturally-attained physique. I need to lose 20 lbs in 8 days for a television show I'm shooting next week. Can you guide me to physical prosperity? PM me the details and we can create a thread to follow my progress using Falcon Principles!

Losing 20lbs in 8 days = extra skin folds= you don't want it.