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Title: I'm planning to cheat the Government
Post by: mahg on May 29, 2008, 02:51:32 PM
If I left the country to a third world country, created a fake id and passport that doesn't have fingerprints since this country's passport doesn't have fingerprints and returned to that initial country, would they know who I am? I am planning a major international criminal operation.
Title: Re: I'm planning to cheat the Government
Post by: Army of One on May 29, 2008, 02:52:52 PM
If I left the country to a third world country, created a fake id and passport that doesn't have fingerprints since this country's passport doesn't have fingerprints and returned to that initial country, would they know who I am? I am planning a major international criminal operation.

Jason Bourne did it, so you can too.
Title: Re: I'm planning to cheat the Government
Post by: mahg on May 29, 2008, 02:54:40 PM

How would you get back into the initial country?  You might get a tourist visa, but after it expired you'd be an "illegal alien" under your new identity.

No I just want to visit family every now and again. I will start a new life in the new country.
Title: Re: I'm planning to cheat the Government
Post by: Camel Jockey on May 29, 2008, 02:56:16 PM
lol... Is this supposed to be funny?  ;D

Will you spy on your old friends?
Title: Re: I'm planning to cheat the Government
Post by: emn1964 on May 29, 2008, 02:56:36 PM
No I just want to visit family every now and again. I will start a new life in the new country.

are you planning to smuggle drugs in your alimentary canal?
Title: Re: I'm planning to cheat the Government
Post by: Army of One on May 29, 2008, 02:56:42 PM
No I just want to visit family every now and again. I will start a new life in the new country.

Btw, you started your gimmick off too obvious too early, Id start a new account along with your new life, good luck.
Title: Re: I'm planning to cheat the Government
Post by: bigbalddaddy on May 29, 2008, 02:57:37 PM
No I just want to visit family every now and again. I will start a new life in the new country.

And create new debt after you ripped off the world by being in a scam mortgage that you refied to the max during the housing boom which you can't pay now and charging all your credit cards up to the max and writing a bunch of bad checks to leave the U.S as a ghost?...nice try!  You have no motive to create a new name just for a new name...again, nice try!
Title: Re: I'm planning to cheat the Government
Post by: CQ on May 29, 2008, 03:00:30 PM
Any person traveling on unknown, small, or third world nations passports is fingerprinted upon entry to other nations, so that will mess up your plan of going back into initial nation.

I recommend burning your fingertips off to destroy your fingerprints off to get around this.

Title: Re: I'm planning to cheat the Government
Post by: mahg on May 29, 2008, 03:03:00 PM
Any person traveling on unknown, small, or third world nations passports is fingerprinted upon entry to other nations, so that will mess up your plan of going back into initial nation.

I recommend burning your fingertips off to destroy your fingerprints off to get around this.



I guess I'll just send money to my relatives to come visit me instead then.
Title: Re: I'm planning to cheat the Government
Post by: Rearden Metal on May 29, 2008, 03:04:27 PM
If you're asking these questions, you're not creative or intelligent enough to run a "major international criminal operation".
Title: Re: I'm planning to cheat the Government
Post by: bigbalddaddy on May 29, 2008, 03:06:32 PM
And stop smoking pot, it's affecting your judgement...hope this helps
Title: Re: I'm planning to cheat the Government
Post by: davidpaul on May 29, 2008, 03:07:03 PM
mahgs legit.