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Title: Cell Tech/Muscle Tech: Proof that Teenagers are desperate and stupid
Post by: Ex Coelis on May 30, 2008, 01:25:02 PM
"Instantly induces an anabolic insulin effect for maximum muscle creatine saturation"

No shit, buds - 10 lbs of sugar will do that. Though i never understood how it still manages to taste like shit

(http://megafitzone.com/images/celltechhcore67grape.JPG)
Title: Re: Cell Tech/Muscle Tech: Proof that Teenagers are desperate and stupid
Post by: Ex Coelis on May 30, 2008, 01:27:00 PM
seriously though, 1 kg of creatine monohydrate and a shit load of gatorade powder is still less expensive, likely more effective, and tastes better
Title: Re: Cell Tech/Muscle Tech: Proof that Teenagers are desperate and stupid
Post by: Boost on May 30, 2008, 01:29:23 PM
"Gain 7 lbs in 7 days lol"
anyone can do that. Hit the buffet every lunch and evening for the next week
Title: Re: Cell Tech/Muscle Tech: Proof that Teenagers are desperate and stupid
Post by: CARTEL on May 30, 2008, 01:30:20 PM
"Instantly induces an anabolic insulin effect for maximum muscle creatine saturation"

No shit, buds - 10 lbs of sugar will do that. Though i never understood how it still manages to taste like shit

(http://megafitzone.com/images/celltechhcore67grape.JPG)

Are you crazy?

That stuff will give you massive gains in 7 days because it is 26 times more powerful than regular creatine!

I suggest you reap the benefits.
Title: Re: Cell Tech/Muscle Tech: Proof that Teenagers are desperate and stupid
Post by: Camel Jockey on May 30, 2008, 01:31:58 PM
The old ads used to say "417% increase in protein synthesis!"  ;D
Title: Re: Cell Tech/Muscle Tech: Proof that Teenagers are desperate and stupid
Post by: CARTEL on May 30, 2008, 01:33:35 PM
The old ads used to say "417% increase in protein synthesis!"  ;D

That was a lie.

I got maybe 409, maybe 410% more synthesis, tops.
Title: Re: Cell Tech/Muscle Tech: Proof that Teenagers are desperate and stupid
Post by: gordiano on May 30, 2008, 01:35:30 PM
"Instantly induces an anabolic insulin effect for maximum muscle creatine saturation"

No shit, buds - 10 lbs of sugar will do that. Though i never understood how it still manages to taste like shit

(http://megafitzone.com/images/celltechhcore67grape.JPG)

HAHAHA!

At my old gym, there was a guy who would brag about spending an obscene amount of dough on shit like Cell-Tech. One time, he asked me what type of supps I took, especially creatine. I told him, just plain old creatine, MetRx, if/when I can get it cheap. Or whatever is a bargain. He told me that "I get what I pay for". I said, yep, I get creatine, you get Sugar.

Another clueless idiot......
Title: Re: Cell Tech/Muscle Tech: Proof that Teenagers are desperate and stupid
Post by: MCWAY on May 30, 2008, 01:44:01 PM
HAHAHA!

At my old gym, there was a guy who would brag about spending an obscene amount of dough on shit like Cell-Tech. One time, he asked me what type of supps I took, especially creatine. I told him, just plain old creatine, MetRx, if/when I can get it cheap. Or whatever is a bargain. He told me that "I get what I pay for". I said, yep, I get creatine, you get Sugar.

Another clueless idiot......


I'd laugh at him, too, especially when CELL-TECH was being marked down to as low as $20 at GNC back in 2005, when the old formula (in the blue-and-white jugs with plain creatine monohydrate) was being replaced with the one with "Crea-Edge" (creatine monohydrate, creatine ethyl ester HCL, dicreatine malate, etc.).

"Gain 7 lbs in 7 days lol"
anyone can do that. Hit the buffet every lunch and evening for the next week

That's quite common for people who load with creatine for the first time. I did that back in 1996, using Phosphagen HP.

Title: Re: Cell Tech/Muscle Tech: Proof that Teenagers are desperate and stupid
Post by: Ex Coelis on May 30, 2008, 01:47:54 PM
HAHAHA!

At my old gym, there was a guy who would brag about spending an obscene amount of dough on shit like Cell-Tech. One time, he asked me what type of supps I took, especially creatine. I told him, just plain old creatine, MetRx, if/when I can get it cheap. Or whatever is a bargain. He told me that "I get what I pay for". I said, yep, I get creatine, you get Sugar.

Another clueless idiot......


A guy from work was leafing through my copy of MD and bragging about all of the supps. that he had "used"

he is short and fat